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Post by "Iron Heart" Ethan King on Mar 1, 2016 15:37:00 GMT -5
In the latest report, it appears that the young team of Eddie Felt, The Griffin and Ethan King are working hard to find out if the HOTDOGS Logan plans to be giving away on Sunday Night Slam are some type of alien trick being used to lure humanity into the #AlienLyf void.
With Felt leading the way on the investigation, it can't be too long before some news on this matter is available to the general public.
In other news, #saveadamcooper is STILL trending along with #ZaWarudo and #TheWorld.
The Pride have cautioned all WCF viewers and wrestlers to be careful when approaching these suspected hotdogs, but to still enjoy the night.
More on this later.
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Post by Eddie "Shiro" Felt on Mar 1, 2016 23:07:23 GMT -5
TMZ caught up with Felt earlier this afternoon to get his take on this developing story.
"Yeah them hotdogs are sketchy as fuck. Seventy-five percent chance of being alien as fuck, my dudes."
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Post by The Griffin #7/11 on Mar 1, 2016 23:52:39 GMT -5
When TMZ asked to speak to Griffin of WCF's The Pride, the Winged Crusader had shocking news to break to the world and this is what he had to say -
"I've been staking out this hot dog situation and at one point I noticed that two sketchy figures were heading over to meet with Cooper himself. When I followed them, they stopped at a warehouse, took off their skin masks, and reptilian-like heads were revealed underneath! The aliens have come and we have to rise against them people! We have to #saveadamcooper!"
When TMZ investigated these accusations, the owner of the warehouse revealed he rented it out to a big costume party in anticipation of Independence Day 2: Wrath of Mrs. Doubtfire the Sequel. Despite this, The Pride still claims alien tomfoolery is afoot and will not rest till it's exposed!
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Post by "Iron Heart" Ethan King on Mar 1, 2016 23:58:18 GMT -5
Later, Ethan King was caught on the Real Sudoku Hours College Campus, where TMZ was able to get a few comments from him.
"After many hours of deliberation and weighing up the amount of evidence we have on hand, it's clear that Logan Cooper and Adam Cooper are trying to sell the WCF Universe some weird alien hotdogs. That shit is looking mad suspicious, and we advise that you be aware and stay away from these mutated hotdogs.
In other news, we would like to give a big shout-out to both the One Punch Man and the Six God, for giving us their "seals of approval" and helping in the fight to #saveadamcooper.
You have done this community a great service." |
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Post by Logan on Mar 2, 2016 10:38:18 GMT -5
TMZ caught up with Logan last night exiting a flying saucer. We had further footage, however the cameraman awoke later in the day missing the rest of the film. He also had a hotdog in his rectum.
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