Post by logan on Jan 23, 2007 20:47:46 GMT -5
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyhhFzE5O5U)
Logan: It's perfect. It almost couldn't be any better, two best friends, and tag team champions fighting one another on the biggest stage for the biggest prize. You tell me something more bitter sweet than that boudle?
The scene opens up, Logan is inside some comic store talking to the cashier whom stands behind a desk. Logan is parading his tag team title as he holds it over his shoulder.
Clerk: You know, WCF is probably the only wrestling promotion I've been keeping up with. You, and Jack of Blades kind've sounds like a pretty good match.
Logan: Oh, it's going to be. You couldn't think of two more brighter stars than the both of us to be main eventing One. We're the two best in the singles division, and now the best in the tag. The Face of Treachery against Jack of Blades just doesn't get any better.
Clerk: This match up between you two guys reminds me of a Star Trek episode where Captain Kirk fights Spock.
Logan: Uh, yeah, okay how about them DVD's I came to pick up..?
Clerk: I've got them in the back. "Tits, and More Tits" plus your "24/7 Fun". But like I was saying..
Logan interrupts him.
Logan: You're getting that wrong, boudle, it's "Tits, Tits, and More Tits". As you should know, I love boobies.
Clerk: I've actually got a little video from youtube of Spock versus Kirk on the computer.
Logan: I'd rather not..
The clerk pulls the video up anyway, and Logan sighs lean against the desk.
Logan: Sure.. why not..
The short recorded battle between Captain Kirk and Spock begins to play on the computer. Logan just simply looks up with a exhausted looking face while watching it.
Logan: You're comparing them two boudles to me, and Jack of Blades?
Clerk: Well, I mean, it's kind've similar.
Logan: The DVD's.. please..
Clerk: Oh! Yes, hold on a second.
Logan stares at the computer which has the movie paused on the screen. The still image of Kirk and Spock battling just doesn't fit into Logan's brain as him, and Blades. It does share some type of comparison with two best friends battling each other.. but that's about it.
Logan:..Spock..!
The over weight clerk wobbles out from the back with two movies in his hand, and walks behind the counter placing them on the desk.
Clerk: Okay sir, that's fifty two dollars, and eighty one cents.
Logan's jaw drops.
Logan: Heh, I DO remember me right..?
Clerk: Certainly. Is there a problem?
Logan: Problem? Oh yes, it's a big problem when people of my fame and high class persona get over charged, and robbed by people like you.
Clerk: Robbed..?
Logan: Yes, robbed. You might as well just beat me over the head with them DVD's, and then hold me upside down. You know you want to you boudle, fifty two dollars for two movies?! Why stop there?! Why not charge more, and take me for every cent I got? I'm tired of being so popular.
Clerk: But that's how much they cost.
Logan: Oh, I bet. You can see that I'm clearly being taking advantage of.
Clerk: I wouldn't say that.
Logan: Of course you wouldn't because then you'd be confessing into your scam.
A strong sigh comes from The Clerk's mouth.
Logan: I'm sure you can find somebody else desperate enough to pay this much money for porn, but me..? No sir, I will NOT! I will refuse to pay, and besides.. I'm Logan. If I want some action, I'll just go to the mall, and spread my good looks. Why do I need porn? So look here boudle, you take them two movies back where you got them, and try to sell them to the next desperate boudle stupid enough to give into your scams.
Clerk: Sir, I wish I really knew..
Before the Clerk can finish, Logan quickly grabs the porn tapes from the counter, and dashes out of the store as the scene fades out. We can hear the clerk screaming in the background.
Clerk: YOUR THE ONE WHOS ROBBING ME!!
Logan: It's perfect. It almost couldn't be any better, two best friends, and tag team champions fighting one another on the biggest stage for the biggest prize. You tell me something more bitter sweet than that boudle?
The scene opens up, Logan is inside some comic store talking to the cashier whom stands behind a desk. Logan is parading his tag team title as he holds it over his shoulder.
Clerk: You know, WCF is probably the only wrestling promotion I've been keeping up with. You, and Jack of Blades kind've sounds like a pretty good match.
Logan: Oh, it's going to be. You couldn't think of two more brighter stars than the both of us to be main eventing One. We're the two best in the singles division, and now the best in the tag. The Face of Treachery against Jack of Blades just doesn't get any better.
Clerk: This match up between you two guys reminds me of a Star Trek episode where Captain Kirk fights Spock.
Logan: Uh, yeah, okay how about them DVD's I came to pick up..?
Clerk: I've got them in the back. "Tits, and More Tits" plus your "24/7 Fun". But like I was saying..
Logan interrupts him.
Logan: You're getting that wrong, boudle, it's "Tits, Tits, and More Tits". As you should know, I love boobies.
Clerk: I've actually got a little video from youtube of Spock versus Kirk on the computer.
Logan: I'd rather not..
The clerk pulls the video up anyway, and Logan sighs lean against the desk.
Logan: Sure.. why not..
The short recorded battle between Captain Kirk and Spock begins to play on the computer. Logan just simply looks up with a exhausted looking face while watching it.
Logan: You're comparing them two boudles to me, and Jack of Blades?
Clerk: Well, I mean, it's kind've similar.
Logan: The DVD's.. please..
Clerk: Oh! Yes, hold on a second.
Logan stares at the computer which has the movie paused on the screen. The still image of Kirk and Spock battling just doesn't fit into Logan's brain as him, and Blades. It does share some type of comparison with two best friends battling each other.. but that's about it.
Logan:..Spock..!
The over weight clerk wobbles out from the back with two movies in his hand, and walks behind the counter placing them on the desk.
Clerk: Okay sir, that's fifty two dollars, and eighty one cents.
Logan's jaw drops.
Logan: Heh, I DO remember me right..?
Clerk: Certainly. Is there a problem?
Logan: Problem? Oh yes, it's a big problem when people of my fame and high class persona get over charged, and robbed by people like you.
Clerk: Robbed..?
Logan: Yes, robbed. You might as well just beat me over the head with them DVD's, and then hold me upside down. You know you want to you boudle, fifty two dollars for two movies?! Why stop there?! Why not charge more, and take me for every cent I got? I'm tired of being so popular.
Clerk: But that's how much they cost.
Logan: Oh, I bet. You can see that I'm clearly being taking advantage of.
Clerk: I wouldn't say that.
Logan: Of course you wouldn't because then you'd be confessing into your scam.
A strong sigh comes from The Clerk's mouth.
Logan: I'm sure you can find somebody else desperate enough to pay this much money for porn, but me..? No sir, I will NOT! I will refuse to pay, and besides.. I'm Logan. If I want some action, I'll just go to the mall, and spread my good looks. Why do I need porn? So look here boudle, you take them two movies back where you got them, and try to sell them to the next desperate boudle stupid enough to give into your scams.
Clerk: Sir, I wish I really knew..
Before the Clerk can finish, Logan quickly grabs the porn tapes from the counter, and dashes out of the store as the scene fades out. We can hear the clerk screaming in the background.
Clerk: YOUR THE ONE WHOS ROBBING ME!!
