My fav lines of the week 8
Feb 29, 2016 12:55:03 GMT -5
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Post by Lilith on Feb 29, 2016 12:55:03 GMT -5
“Katherine ate seven bags of gummy bears”. Are you fucking kidding me? That is your bold move to save face? “Eh, fuck it, let’s continue to rape Katherine of her credibility and feed a half-true narrative about her so I don’t look like an absolute waste of a leader. Sure, TMZ and ESPN have already dished out the big scoop, but fuck it, I can guarantee everyone’s going to believe someone who is the self-proclaimed ‘Mistress of Mischief’ over an actual publication. Sarah, you little fox, you’ve done it again!” – Jared Holmes
The thing is in WCF you have to be one hell of an ass kisser to get anywheres here, that aint Adam Young. I'll let my skills prove myself to you idiots. Yeah I'm one cocky son of a bitch but it aint bragging when I back that shit up. – Adam Young
Zombie McMorris: The Comic-Con International Wrestler Of Mystery. This "Honey Badger" is a closet "Bronie", proving even adult male fans of My Little Pony are people, too. That’s the crux of his Brony Tale, a documentary that takes you inside the unusual and unexpected community of grown men who live and breathe everything related to Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and the rest of the pastel-colored animated equine friends.- Shadowlove
I’m waiting for another colossal snooze full of fish and sand jokes then a bunch of shitty exposition and sexual tension between you and Katherine Phoenix. Maybe your fugly sister will make a cameo, or maybe you’ll do some stupid magic shit. All I know is that it’s going to be dreadful and borderline unwatchable. Check this shit, I actually watched your last promo. Critical consensus? Fucking garbage. A bunch of morose shots of your shitty little vulgarian mansion, trite dialogue, and a fucking diner scene. And it’s funny because when I was done watching it, all I could do was shake my head. This is absolute trash. And it’s not even absolute trash because it actually sucks, it’s absolute trash because it’s overhyped rubbish. Who the fuck writes your life, the executives for General Hospital? – Jared Holmes
There will be no laughter, no smiles, no show offing, nothing but downright domination as I put Adam Young down for the last time in his WCF career and then climb the ladder to retrieve my WCF World Title. It's not personal, Adam, I wish your career didn't have to end so badly and that you could have had a chance to ride off into the sunset under better circumstances, but I'm not going to give you your moment. I know you feel like you can do it, that you can overcome the challenge and win this match, but you can't. As much as you want it, you simply aren't good enough to beat me. But I wish you the best in whatever comes next for you and, once again, I apologize for how this night is going to end for you. - Jayson Price
On February 28th, 2016 at the American Airlines Center in Dallas, Texas MY family, #beachkrew, is going to show everyone that we're still the premier team in the WSeaF. No "Family" or other collection of other fucking bastard misfits with bad attitudes and no love for each other is EVER going to be able to dethrone us, BEAVLIEVE THAT. - Dustin Beaver
White’s Weaknesses
1. Being Female
2. Smaller
3. Shitty Gimmick
4. Losing Streak/Downward Spiral since Fifteen
5. Inconsistency
6. Fuck Tiffany White - Crank Von Crank
Now you're facing a new world, a world of change in the WCF. TIMEBOMB has been reaching out for a boundless adventure, something new, something fresh. In harnessing the traditions of The Trilogy Cup Tournament Wildcard Battle Royal; by becoming the primary target in WCF; no longer being limited by the ineptitude of the so-called, self-proclaimed "Top Talent" in this organization; the ultimate conflict between all that is great in this organization versus all that is trying to be sinister in this organization; such dreams and fantasies make life in the WCF quite an exciting time, don't you think? - Shadowlove
I pray for you, Vengeance. I pray that you come to your senses and just hightail it out of here. I pray that you realize the amount of damage that is coming your way and you run far away. You need to avoid that ring, Vengeance. Leave Texas while you can, because if you shop up in that ring.. you will be sacrificed. - Mikey eXtreme
If ‘Jayson Price’ popped up as a new wrestler today want to know what he would be? Raymond Hatcher. A drunken inconsistent faggot who one week can put out something slightly decent, but every other week it’s nothing but disappointing sludge. No fuck that, that’s a disservice to Hatcher, he would fucking WASH you. I mean fuck, half the entire roster at this point would absolute wipe the floor with you, no fuck THAT three quarters of the federation would be going balls deep inside you at this point. - Joey Flash
I jerked Ben up by his retched arm and the three of us began our escort to the nearest police station, however we were immediately greeted outside and were denied entry.
Policemen: What in the flying fuck is that?
Logan: This?
I pushed Ben into the officer’s path.
Logan: Is the man who murdered Ms. Violet all those years ago. You’re welcome.
Policemen: No. Damn it. The fuckin’ alligator.
I was offended as was Dr. Alfred.
Logan: I hand you over a case, closed and shut, and not only do you not even acknowledge my good deed but you belittle my partner too? I’d like to speak to your supervisor.
Needless to say an entire force of policemen gathered near us and soon we were asked to leave, well, told to. They dismissed Ben as nothing more than a drug addict and let him walk. Dirty cops. I wonder how much money he paid them off. - Logan
Do I really need to give you a masterpiece level shit talking effort? No, not really. You haven’t won shit and you’re facing one of the greatest SeaV champions of all time as well as the goat when it comes to those #Fartcore and African American championships. You know what you are? You’re a fucking nothing on the #BeachKrew radar. All you are is a fill in jobber who’s gonna lace up for PPV so that I can fucking squash you before walkin’ up to Massah Seth and sayin’ “Alright faggot, I’ll take that championship match whenever you feel like givin’ me what I deserve.” You will be the Derek Moreno to my Jared Holmes after I embarrass you and send your ass to the unemployment line. Welcome to the deep blue, faggot. - Andre Aquarius
You see, we beat Johnny Rabid and Kyle Kemp, we earned these titles, but after we beat Holden and Henson this week at Time Bomb we will earn the title of Champion. And that’s a world of difference. Fuck anyone can hold a title. Fucking Holden holds the Cruiserweight title, but does that make him a champion?
Andre
No?
Grayson
Wrong. Fuck no is the right answer, but 2 points for trying.
Andre
Yay!
He claps. - Grayson Pierce
The entities’ weapons are vast, that is apparent to anyone with my knowledge. But I am a man of passionate conviction, and I intend to fight them no matter the risk. Having replaced my subcutaneous fat with an abundant degree of neoprene rubber foam, I am insulated from any quick breach of my person the bastard devil-men might attempt during combat. It will take them hours to penetrate my body with their accursed tendrils, time they will surely not have in the Kill Boxes after I cut them off from outside electrical sources and dry them out like starfish caught on land. It’ll be a serious task baiting them all to New Jersey, especially after the first few bite the dust, but I’ll find a way… I’ll figure out how I can draw them all here and make the terror stop. For nana. - Vulgar
I don't make predictions. Every match for me is a piece de resistance. I only seek mastery, invention and synergy with my opponents. My matches are a dance, a rich tapestry of movement. I labour in love and tend to my craft. It just so happens that I am inevitably victorious along the way. - Emeka Nnamani
Logan has been a transvestite, a hot dog fetishist, a loser, a winner-- he's been gone, he's been here in the company, long hair, short hair, different ring attire, all kinda shit to try to reinvent himself. But one thing has remained constant. He has been obsessed with your boy Steve Orbit. I dunno why he has some kinda weird love affair with me-- I mean, I understand why anybody in the business would look up to somebody like me. I get that part, I'm a fuckin' beast in the ring. I held this company down for three years as the mother fuckin' back bone, the work horse, a staple in the main event-- all the other accolades that I don't need to mention, mother fuckers know. And Logan has just sat there, in awe, watching my every move. He tried to get close to me when we was in Genesis. When we had that World title match, he fuckin' showed up for the first time in years, he gave a performance worth watching. One that, I admit I was not prepared for, because every other time I had been in the ring with him, he was an uninspired bum ass mother fucker. That's the power I hold over this nigga. He's so fuckin' mental over me, it's like I bring the best out of him. - Steve Orbit
I wanted to throw that dead baby at you, Tiffany. I wanted to shock you like I have the world with it. In your face and right at you. Don’t you see? My brand of evil is unlike any other you have ever faced. Who the fuck is Torture? I wanna meet him. - Chance Von Crank
It's in my blood. Johnny Reb was a world champion three times, tag team champion four times, an' even won the first-ever Trios Tournament with Chad Evans an' Kira Sakazaki. As the Inveterate Confederate's sole heir an' only kin, can I do less? - Bonnie Blue
Time drew on throughout the years. I became a bit more aware of my surroundings outside the ocean walls, watching the hand God from time to time. He slept more than those whisker kitties did, hell, maybe he was just one big giant one that mutated into a life outside of water. Either way we trusted him. The food always came on time at the exact time every day, although we had to put up with his gibberish speeches before and after feedings. - Logan
ou’re getting an “opportunity” to face big time motherfuckers in me and Beaver and it’s nut up or shut up for Team of Faggotry. I’m not going to just embarrass you this week, I’m going to make you wish you could just fuckin’ croak. You’re about to feel the powah as I take the name Fag Ridiculous, a name that currently means very little and mold it into a symbol, a reminder of how fuckin’ dangerous I am to step in the ring with. Before this all goes down, take a look at what we’ve dug up here. This is for you, Fag Pooper. There’s no marker, just a hole in the ground where your career goes to rot and fade away into the land of forgettable faggots. The current is strong and you’re about to be the next person it takes with it. Have fun struggling for air. - Andre Aquarius
On the surface you look at a guy like Chance, and everything about him just screams “bad mothafucka.” A give-no-fuccks attitude, a willingness to do anything to get what he wants, ethics be damned, a (mostly sorta kinda) winning record, and you’ve got yourself a potential main eventer, ladies and gents. Put that same man under a microscope though, and you’ll find what I’ve always known Chance Von Crank to be. THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE ENTIRE WCF. - Tiffany White
With that in mind, let’s talk about the Family! I mean…what a fucking joke that is! Originally six people, less than a month later, already down to four. I’m glad that #FamilySticksTogether! Ha! How about you tell your partner, Sharon the Fairly Girl that, as he straight up said he doesn’t give a shit about the three of you left in that pathetic group not more than a week ago. I mean what the fuck, bro? I’ve seen some dysfunctional families on the Jerry Springer show and shit, but you guys just take it to all sorts of new heights. - Dustin Beaver
You thought D-Day or Natural Ice Beckman made this title what it is today? Do you think Logan made this title what it is today? Look at the people who have held this title before me: Roy Speede? Slickie T? Jay Price? All fucking jobbers. Hell, even fucking Seth Lerch held this damn belt. But here I am, making it a legitimate belt. Here I am making this belt matter, and putting the United States on the map. - Mikey eXtreme
Rings, pearls, necklaces, bracelets, anklets, earrings, flowers, chocolates, dinners, movies, stuffed animals, and dozens of other wasteful, meaningless expenditures are all part of the system that saps the money from the working man to be invested in worthless stocks in an attempt to purchase the love of the “woman of one’s dreams.” Any woman, and when he thinks this he of course means every woman, who requires that much luxury in order to feel strongly for a man is the definitive example of the lie that love is. - Dag Riddik
So here we go again, Seth putting me in the shit show. That’s what this is right? Sure there’s plenty of talent in that ring, but for what? A spot in the O’ so prestigious trios cup. I could care less, look what happened last time I was silly enough to align myself with a partner. Now I'm supposed to go at with two of em. No thanks. - Raymond Hatcher
I don’t live in fantasy land Mikey. I never have and never will. This darkness that has haunted me for the past three years and will for the rest of my life is reality. You Mikey, are about to face reality. You are about to feel actual darkness. You are nothing without that title around your waist that’s reality. I have no doubt in my mind when you get destroyed by me again this Sunday for the first time in your life you will truly feel what it is like being in a dark state of mind. You haven’t felt that Mikey. I will have no regrets putting you in a dark place for the first time in your life. That’s reality. - Vengeance
A lot of people seem to be having this problem, just testing to see if it lets me guest post in here. - Andre Aquarius
I know what you're thinking. We're all stupider now for watching this. And you're right. In conclusion, fuck Logan, I'ma whoop his ass, and then move on with my life. - Steve Orbit
Violence, Mikey, that is going to be the key word come Sunday night. Violence, that very word Vengeance has made a career out of. Violence is what people want to see when they see Mikey Extreme vs Vengeance. Violence is what the great state of Iowa wants. Violence is what the city of Brooklyn wants, and Violence is what this country wants. - Vengeance
Zombie 'Dank'Morris thinks he has some wrestling ability like, oh I don't know, Odin Balfore. NOPE! Zombie is so terrible at his job that he is the only mother fucker that has been here since 2012 and isn't referred to as a legend. Don't you think that that says something about his abilities? Don't you think that that means something? Nobody even puts him in lists of the top wrestlers of all time. Yet he is the 'hottest thing' ever? Get the fuck out of here. And then all of a sudden we find out that he is someone's daddy?How fucking old is this piece of shit to have a 20 something year old son who is dead? Too old to be in my fucking ring, I can tell you that. - DeMarcus Jordan
Nobunaga: Are you alright Akane?
Nagasaki: Of course! Why wouldn’t I be?!
Nobunaga: Well you were screaming in your sleep for starters.
Nagasaki: Those were screams of battle my friend! Now let’s never mention this again and get some food! - Nagasaki
You see... I'm gonna... RIP YOU APART!! YOU BETRAYED ME!! YOU AND I HAD A PLAN TO TAKE OUT THAT MONSTER!! OBLIVION!! Which.. Oh my God.. I cannot believe I'm admitting... Oblivion is my father. HE IS MY FAAAAATHEEEERRRR!!!! You helped me kill him!!! How fucking dare you... you bitch!! - Morrigana
And that’s another thing.. how you gone let Dag Riddick win International Champion? Dude gets handed sweet N’ sour with his Mc Nuggets and he turns into an Otaku FGT- know what I’m sayin? - Zombie McMorris
That Japanese fella, he's no slouch either you know. Sumo champion, biggest man in WCF. Tall order for anyone, even that handsome bastard MacNeill. But I think he can take him. He's just going to have to take him off his feet, which is not an easy task. It's an interesting matchup Lucy, the strongest man in the WCF versus the largest man in WCF. - Cormack MacNeill
YOU THINK THIS WILL END IN MY DEFEAT? YOU THINK ILL LET THIS END IN A DRAW YOU BEARED WASTE OF SPACE? LOOK AT YOU! YOU COULDN’T BEAT ME BEFORE AND YOU WONT BEAT ME NOW? - Nagasaki
What should we be worried about? Nothing. We're stronger, faster, and more powerful. We weren't molded, we were born like this. We stood together through thick, and thin. He doesn't know what that's like. Holden is just a machine like any other. They can be turned off. As for him thinking we're sheep, he's the biggest sheep of them all. Ophelia is his SHEPHERD in his farm but like just a sleep, he's too dumb, and blind to see it. So when we find him, he's dead. The Gems of Faith are going to come back to us, and we're going to ensure that he's out of way for us to save the slaves from Ophelia. - Andre Holmes
“Why can't I come in again?” Asked AJ, in the sort of voice that screams he's been told this about 39 times now and he still doesn't process the answer correctly.
“Because you lost to Katherine Phoenix.” Came the reply, with an edge to it, suggesting that this is now the 40th time he's explained this to AJ. - Andre Jenson
Just know that when I break Bonnie Blue this Sunday, when I shatter her spine and ruin her life, when she wakes up upside down, strapped to an apparatus keeping her two pieces conjoined. She'll never know why. She'll never know why I destroyed her. Because her mind will be a blank on the whole subject. Of all the future's I will have robbed from her, the one where she actually knows the truth will be the most missed. Because that was the future she would have known, in that hospital bed waiting for the wheelchair fit, how close she came to conquering a God. - Johnny Rabid
I'mma stick my dick in your eye, Occulo. - Benjamin Atreyu
I fucking went after it. All my years of honing the art of what some called “making love” in exchange for the sloppiest fucking makeout session of my life. Oh. My. God. If I wasn’t her favorite wrestler before then I was for damn sure her favorite now. Here I was thinking she’d be nervous about the whole thing. This chick’s tongue...jesus fucking christ. For a moment the rest of the world faded away. The dish smell, the trailer, the couch, Pixie, WCF. Everything faded away, and all I could focus on was her tongue in my mouth. I don’t believe in God, but for the briefest of moments, I believed in Heaven. - Tiffany White
You're a great champ, Stu. You've done that belt and its legacy proud. And when I take the gold this weekend, I look forward to adding to the prestige you have already placed on it. But the time has come, Slane, to pass the proverbial torch. It's time for you to realize that there IS a force in the WCF you aren't prepared to deal with, and that man is coming straight for you at Timebomb. And when all is said and done, I truly, truly hope that new champ and former champ can shake hands in respect to each other. - Lucious Starr
There's a couple who genuinely concern me. Zombie McMorris, for one. He's a tough mofo. The guy threw Bobby Cairo in a volcano, for fuck's sake! He could break me in half, an' not think twice about it. Plus he's got that whole undead thing goin'... On the other hand, as zombies go, he's pretty civilized, considerin'. At the very least, he don't seem inclined toward bitin'. - Bonnie Blue
Look here you Nigerian transplant, I don't care how hard your life was. Ooo, so you had to grow up on the streets. Whoopty fucking doo, I watched as several of my brothers were blown to bits. I remember their blood and guts all over as I lost consciousness on the streets of Iraq. - Warbird
Hello it's me, I'm a fucking faggot, can you hear me?
*Yep got you loud and clear now Jayson!* - Joey Flash
So if it seems that I don't give a fuck we.. ya right .... hell I might just walk out the back and take a piss in this cup on the way out cause I get paid whether I go in the ring or not bitches - Ultimate Destroyer
The Television Title is an instrument of learning; both for the holder and those who watch him. For the champion, defending the belt test himself weekly in the crucible that is WCF. For the witnesses to his reign, it is an indicator of who is on the rise in the company. The longer you can hold the title, the more likely it is you are meant for bigger and better things. Like the Trilogy Cup. Like the WCF Classic. Like Ultimate Showdown. - Stuart Slane
The thing is in WCF you have to be one hell of an ass kisser to get anywheres here, that aint Adam Young. I'll let my skills prove myself to you idiots. Yeah I'm one cocky son of a bitch but it aint bragging when I back that shit up. – Adam Young
Zombie McMorris: The Comic-Con International Wrestler Of Mystery. This "Honey Badger" is a closet "Bronie", proving even adult male fans of My Little Pony are people, too. That’s the crux of his Brony Tale, a documentary that takes you inside the unusual and unexpected community of grown men who live and breathe everything related to Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and the rest of the pastel-colored animated equine friends.- Shadowlove
I’m waiting for another colossal snooze full of fish and sand jokes then a bunch of shitty exposition and sexual tension between you and Katherine Phoenix. Maybe your fugly sister will make a cameo, or maybe you’ll do some stupid magic shit. All I know is that it’s going to be dreadful and borderline unwatchable. Check this shit, I actually watched your last promo. Critical consensus? Fucking garbage. A bunch of morose shots of your shitty little vulgarian mansion, trite dialogue, and a fucking diner scene. And it’s funny because when I was done watching it, all I could do was shake my head. This is absolute trash. And it’s not even absolute trash because it actually sucks, it’s absolute trash because it’s overhyped rubbish. Who the fuck writes your life, the executives for General Hospital? – Jared Holmes
There will be no laughter, no smiles, no show offing, nothing but downright domination as I put Adam Young down for the last time in his WCF career and then climb the ladder to retrieve my WCF World Title. It's not personal, Adam, I wish your career didn't have to end so badly and that you could have had a chance to ride off into the sunset under better circumstances, but I'm not going to give you your moment. I know you feel like you can do it, that you can overcome the challenge and win this match, but you can't. As much as you want it, you simply aren't good enough to beat me. But I wish you the best in whatever comes next for you and, once again, I apologize for how this night is going to end for you. - Jayson Price
On February 28th, 2016 at the American Airlines Center in Dallas, Texas MY family, #beachkrew, is going to show everyone that we're still the premier team in the WSeaF. No "Family" or other collection of other fucking bastard misfits with bad attitudes and no love for each other is EVER going to be able to dethrone us, BEAVLIEVE THAT. - Dustin Beaver
White’s Weaknesses
1. Being Female
2. Smaller
3. Shitty Gimmick
4. Losing Streak/Downward Spiral since Fifteen
5. Inconsistency
6. Fuck Tiffany White - Crank Von Crank
Now you're facing a new world, a world of change in the WCF. TIMEBOMB has been reaching out for a boundless adventure, something new, something fresh. In harnessing the traditions of The Trilogy Cup Tournament Wildcard Battle Royal; by becoming the primary target in WCF; no longer being limited by the ineptitude of the so-called, self-proclaimed "Top Talent" in this organization; the ultimate conflict between all that is great in this organization versus all that is trying to be sinister in this organization; such dreams and fantasies make life in the WCF quite an exciting time, don't you think? - Shadowlove
I pray for you, Vengeance. I pray that you come to your senses and just hightail it out of here. I pray that you realize the amount of damage that is coming your way and you run far away. You need to avoid that ring, Vengeance. Leave Texas while you can, because if you shop up in that ring.. you will be sacrificed. - Mikey eXtreme
If ‘Jayson Price’ popped up as a new wrestler today want to know what he would be? Raymond Hatcher. A drunken inconsistent faggot who one week can put out something slightly decent, but every other week it’s nothing but disappointing sludge. No fuck that, that’s a disservice to Hatcher, he would fucking WASH you. I mean fuck, half the entire roster at this point would absolute wipe the floor with you, no fuck THAT three quarters of the federation would be going balls deep inside you at this point. - Joey Flash
I jerked Ben up by his retched arm and the three of us began our escort to the nearest police station, however we were immediately greeted outside and were denied entry.
Policemen: What in the flying fuck is that?
Logan: This?
I pushed Ben into the officer’s path.
Logan: Is the man who murdered Ms. Violet all those years ago. You’re welcome.
Policemen: No. Damn it. The fuckin’ alligator.
I was offended as was Dr. Alfred.
Logan: I hand you over a case, closed and shut, and not only do you not even acknowledge my good deed but you belittle my partner too? I’d like to speak to your supervisor.
Needless to say an entire force of policemen gathered near us and soon we were asked to leave, well, told to. They dismissed Ben as nothing more than a drug addict and let him walk. Dirty cops. I wonder how much money he paid them off. - Logan
Do I really need to give you a masterpiece level shit talking effort? No, not really. You haven’t won shit and you’re facing one of the greatest SeaV champions of all time as well as the goat when it comes to those #Fartcore and African American championships. You know what you are? You’re a fucking nothing on the #BeachKrew radar. All you are is a fill in jobber who’s gonna lace up for PPV so that I can fucking squash you before walkin’ up to Massah Seth and sayin’ “Alright faggot, I’ll take that championship match whenever you feel like givin’ me what I deserve.” You will be the Derek Moreno to my Jared Holmes after I embarrass you and send your ass to the unemployment line. Welcome to the deep blue, faggot. - Andre Aquarius
You see, we beat Johnny Rabid and Kyle Kemp, we earned these titles, but after we beat Holden and Henson this week at Time Bomb we will earn the title of Champion. And that’s a world of difference. Fuck anyone can hold a title. Fucking Holden holds the Cruiserweight title, but does that make him a champion?
Andre
No?
Grayson
Wrong. Fuck no is the right answer, but 2 points for trying.
Andre
Yay!
He claps. - Grayson Pierce
The entities’ weapons are vast, that is apparent to anyone with my knowledge. But I am a man of passionate conviction, and I intend to fight them no matter the risk. Having replaced my subcutaneous fat with an abundant degree of neoprene rubber foam, I am insulated from any quick breach of my person the bastard devil-men might attempt during combat. It will take them hours to penetrate my body with their accursed tendrils, time they will surely not have in the Kill Boxes after I cut them off from outside electrical sources and dry them out like starfish caught on land. It’ll be a serious task baiting them all to New Jersey, especially after the first few bite the dust, but I’ll find a way… I’ll figure out how I can draw them all here and make the terror stop. For nana. - Vulgar
I don't make predictions. Every match for me is a piece de resistance. I only seek mastery, invention and synergy with my opponents. My matches are a dance, a rich tapestry of movement. I labour in love and tend to my craft. It just so happens that I am inevitably victorious along the way. - Emeka Nnamani
Logan has been a transvestite, a hot dog fetishist, a loser, a winner-- he's been gone, he's been here in the company, long hair, short hair, different ring attire, all kinda shit to try to reinvent himself. But one thing has remained constant. He has been obsessed with your boy Steve Orbit. I dunno why he has some kinda weird love affair with me-- I mean, I understand why anybody in the business would look up to somebody like me. I get that part, I'm a fuckin' beast in the ring. I held this company down for three years as the mother fuckin' back bone, the work horse, a staple in the main event-- all the other accolades that I don't need to mention, mother fuckers know. And Logan has just sat there, in awe, watching my every move. He tried to get close to me when we was in Genesis. When we had that World title match, he fuckin' showed up for the first time in years, he gave a performance worth watching. One that, I admit I was not prepared for, because every other time I had been in the ring with him, he was an uninspired bum ass mother fucker. That's the power I hold over this nigga. He's so fuckin' mental over me, it's like I bring the best out of him. - Steve Orbit
I wanted to throw that dead baby at you, Tiffany. I wanted to shock you like I have the world with it. In your face and right at you. Don’t you see? My brand of evil is unlike any other you have ever faced. Who the fuck is Torture? I wanna meet him. - Chance Von Crank
It's in my blood. Johnny Reb was a world champion three times, tag team champion four times, an' even won the first-ever Trios Tournament with Chad Evans an' Kira Sakazaki. As the Inveterate Confederate's sole heir an' only kin, can I do less? - Bonnie Blue
Time drew on throughout the years. I became a bit more aware of my surroundings outside the ocean walls, watching the hand God from time to time. He slept more than those whisker kitties did, hell, maybe he was just one big giant one that mutated into a life outside of water. Either way we trusted him. The food always came on time at the exact time every day, although we had to put up with his gibberish speeches before and after feedings. - Logan
ou’re getting an “opportunity” to face big time motherfuckers in me and Beaver and it’s nut up or shut up for Team of Faggotry. I’m not going to just embarrass you this week, I’m going to make you wish you could just fuckin’ croak. You’re about to feel the powah as I take the name Fag Ridiculous, a name that currently means very little and mold it into a symbol, a reminder of how fuckin’ dangerous I am to step in the ring with. Before this all goes down, take a look at what we’ve dug up here. This is for you, Fag Pooper. There’s no marker, just a hole in the ground where your career goes to rot and fade away into the land of forgettable faggots. The current is strong and you’re about to be the next person it takes with it. Have fun struggling for air. - Andre Aquarius
On the surface you look at a guy like Chance, and everything about him just screams “bad mothafucka.” A give-no-fuccks attitude, a willingness to do anything to get what he wants, ethics be damned, a (mostly sorta kinda) winning record, and you’ve got yourself a potential main eventer, ladies and gents. Put that same man under a microscope though, and you’ll find what I’ve always known Chance Von Crank to be. THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE ENTIRE WCF. - Tiffany White
With that in mind, let’s talk about the Family! I mean…what a fucking joke that is! Originally six people, less than a month later, already down to four. I’m glad that #FamilySticksTogether! Ha! How about you tell your partner, Sharon the Fairly Girl that, as he straight up said he doesn’t give a shit about the three of you left in that pathetic group not more than a week ago. I mean what the fuck, bro? I’ve seen some dysfunctional families on the Jerry Springer show and shit, but you guys just take it to all sorts of new heights. - Dustin Beaver
You thought D-Day or Natural Ice Beckman made this title what it is today? Do you think Logan made this title what it is today? Look at the people who have held this title before me: Roy Speede? Slickie T? Jay Price? All fucking jobbers. Hell, even fucking Seth Lerch held this damn belt. But here I am, making it a legitimate belt. Here I am making this belt matter, and putting the United States on the map. - Mikey eXtreme
Rings, pearls, necklaces, bracelets, anklets, earrings, flowers, chocolates, dinners, movies, stuffed animals, and dozens of other wasteful, meaningless expenditures are all part of the system that saps the money from the working man to be invested in worthless stocks in an attempt to purchase the love of the “woman of one’s dreams.” Any woman, and when he thinks this he of course means every woman, who requires that much luxury in order to feel strongly for a man is the definitive example of the lie that love is. - Dag Riddik
So here we go again, Seth putting me in the shit show. That’s what this is right? Sure there’s plenty of talent in that ring, but for what? A spot in the O’ so prestigious trios cup. I could care less, look what happened last time I was silly enough to align myself with a partner. Now I'm supposed to go at with two of em. No thanks. - Raymond Hatcher
I don’t live in fantasy land Mikey. I never have and never will. This darkness that has haunted me for the past three years and will for the rest of my life is reality. You Mikey, are about to face reality. You are about to feel actual darkness. You are nothing without that title around your waist that’s reality. I have no doubt in my mind when you get destroyed by me again this Sunday for the first time in your life you will truly feel what it is like being in a dark state of mind. You haven’t felt that Mikey. I will have no regrets putting you in a dark place for the first time in your life. That’s reality. - Vengeance
A lot of people seem to be having this problem, just testing to see if it lets me guest post in here. - Andre Aquarius
I know what you're thinking. We're all stupider now for watching this. And you're right. In conclusion, fuck Logan, I'ma whoop his ass, and then move on with my life. - Steve Orbit
Violence, Mikey, that is going to be the key word come Sunday night. Violence, that very word Vengeance has made a career out of. Violence is what people want to see when they see Mikey Extreme vs Vengeance. Violence is what the great state of Iowa wants. Violence is what the city of Brooklyn wants, and Violence is what this country wants. - Vengeance
Zombie 'Dank'Morris thinks he has some wrestling ability like, oh I don't know, Odin Balfore. NOPE! Zombie is so terrible at his job that he is the only mother fucker that has been here since 2012 and isn't referred to as a legend. Don't you think that that says something about his abilities? Don't you think that that means something? Nobody even puts him in lists of the top wrestlers of all time. Yet he is the 'hottest thing' ever? Get the fuck out of here. And then all of a sudden we find out that he is someone's daddy?How fucking old is this piece of shit to have a 20 something year old son who is dead? Too old to be in my fucking ring, I can tell you that. - DeMarcus Jordan
Nobunaga: Are you alright Akane?
Nagasaki: Of course! Why wouldn’t I be?!
Nobunaga: Well you were screaming in your sleep for starters.
Nagasaki: Those were screams of battle my friend! Now let’s never mention this again and get some food! - Nagasaki
You see... I'm gonna... RIP YOU APART!! YOU BETRAYED ME!! YOU AND I HAD A PLAN TO TAKE OUT THAT MONSTER!! OBLIVION!! Which.. Oh my God.. I cannot believe I'm admitting... Oblivion is my father. HE IS MY FAAAAATHEEEERRRR!!!! You helped me kill him!!! How fucking dare you... you bitch!! - Morrigana
And that’s another thing.. how you gone let Dag Riddick win International Champion? Dude gets handed sweet N’ sour with his Mc Nuggets and he turns into an Otaku FGT- know what I’m sayin? - Zombie McMorris
That Japanese fella, he's no slouch either you know. Sumo champion, biggest man in WCF. Tall order for anyone, even that handsome bastard MacNeill. But I think he can take him. He's just going to have to take him off his feet, which is not an easy task. It's an interesting matchup Lucy, the strongest man in the WCF versus the largest man in WCF. - Cormack MacNeill
YOU THINK THIS WILL END IN MY DEFEAT? YOU THINK ILL LET THIS END IN A DRAW YOU BEARED WASTE OF SPACE? LOOK AT YOU! YOU COULDN’T BEAT ME BEFORE AND YOU WONT BEAT ME NOW? - Nagasaki
What should we be worried about? Nothing. We're stronger, faster, and more powerful. We weren't molded, we were born like this. We stood together through thick, and thin. He doesn't know what that's like. Holden is just a machine like any other. They can be turned off. As for him thinking we're sheep, he's the biggest sheep of them all. Ophelia is his SHEPHERD in his farm but like just a sleep, he's too dumb, and blind to see it. So when we find him, he's dead. The Gems of Faith are going to come back to us, and we're going to ensure that he's out of way for us to save the slaves from Ophelia. - Andre Holmes
“Why can't I come in again?” Asked AJ, in the sort of voice that screams he's been told this about 39 times now and he still doesn't process the answer correctly.
“Because you lost to Katherine Phoenix.” Came the reply, with an edge to it, suggesting that this is now the 40th time he's explained this to AJ. - Andre Jenson
Just know that when I break Bonnie Blue this Sunday, when I shatter her spine and ruin her life, when she wakes up upside down, strapped to an apparatus keeping her two pieces conjoined. She'll never know why. She'll never know why I destroyed her. Because her mind will be a blank on the whole subject. Of all the future's I will have robbed from her, the one where she actually knows the truth will be the most missed. Because that was the future she would have known, in that hospital bed waiting for the wheelchair fit, how close she came to conquering a God. - Johnny Rabid
I'mma stick my dick in your eye, Occulo. - Benjamin Atreyu
I fucking went after it. All my years of honing the art of what some called “making love” in exchange for the sloppiest fucking makeout session of my life. Oh. My. God. If I wasn’t her favorite wrestler before then I was for damn sure her favorite now. Here I was thinking she’d be nervous about the whole thing. This chick’s tongue...jesus fucking christ. For a moment the rest of the world faded away. The dish smell, the trailer, the couch, Pixie, WCF. Everything faded away, and all I could focus on was her tongue in my mouth. I don’t believe in God, but for the briefest of moments, I believed in Heaven. - Tiffany White
You're a great champ, Stu. You've done that belt and its legacy proud. And when I take the gold this weekend, I look forward to adding to the prestige you have already placed on it. But the time has come, Slane, to pass the proverbial torch. It's time for you to realize that there IS a force in the WCF you aren't prepared to deal with, and that man is coming straight for you at Timebomb. And when all is said and done, I truly, truly hope that new champ and former champ can shake hands in respect to each other. - Lucious Starr
There's a couple who genuinely concern me. Zombie McMorris, for one. He's a tough mofo. The guy threw Bobby Cairo in a volcano, for fuck's sake! He could break me in half, an' not think twice about it. Plus he's got that whole undead thing goin'... On the other hand, as zombies go, he's pretty civilized, considerin'. At the very least, he don't seem inclined toward bitin'. - Bonnie Blue
Look here you Nigerian transplant, I don't care how hard your life was. Ooo, so you had to grow up on the streets. Whoopty fucking doo, I watched as several of my brothers were blown to bits. I remember their blood and guts all over as I lost consciousness on the streets of Iraq. - Warbird
Hello it's me, I'm a fucking faggot, can you hear me?
*Yep got you loud and clear now Jayson!* - Joey Flash
So if it seems that I don't give a fuck we.. ya right .... hell I might just walk out the back and take a piss in this cup on the way out cause I get paid whether I go in the ring or not bitches - Ultimate Destroyer
The Television Title is an instrument of learning; both for the holder and those who watch him. For the champion, defending the belt test himself weekly in the crucible that is WCF. For the witnesses to his reign, it is an indicator of who is on the rise in the company. The longer you can hold the title, the more likely it is you are meant for bigger and better things. Like the Trilogy Cup. Like the WCF Classic. Like Ultimate Showdown. - Stuart Slane
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nearly every post on there is gold... no way I could choose just one line! 