Case Study - Dag Riddik Has a New Persona: Beef Tenderballs
Feb 28, 2016 18:21:31 GMT -5
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Post by The Griffin #7/11 on Feb 28, 2016 18:21:31 GMT -5
BREAKING NEWS! DAG RIDDIK'S NEW PERSONA, BEEF TENDERBALLS, HAS EMERGED FROM HIS SUBCONSCIOUS!
"This is Griffin of The Pride reporting in for a shocking announcement.
Some of you might be unaware of this, but I'm a crime fighter when I'm not wrestling. So, often times, when I encounter new foes, I write up some case studies on them. And this one was too good to keep under wraps, I had to expose it for the community to know exactly what's going on!
As you all know from our previous announcement, Dag Riddik aka Dag Cooper aka Adam Cooper aka The Trainman has raging split personality disorder that's getting worse by the minute. And despite our efforts to get him help with the #1 trending #saveadamcooper hashtag, we've failed to stop this new development.
Dag the Trainman made a comment only a day ago about how he didn't read any of the hot fire we were spewing at him, as you can see here - "
Feb 27, 2016 18:14:57 GMT -5 @dagriddik said:
@riddikulerThey might actually believe I'm reading what they're saying :/
However, in just a matter of hours, his persona suddenly changed.
As you can see by these sudden comments here - "
Feb 27, 2016 22:58:04 GMT -5 @dagriddik said:
@riddikulerThe nonsensical bait is so painfully obvious that I haven't the need to even reply to it for him to realize it's wrong. It's literally that full of shit.
Feb 27, 2016 23:14:05 GMT -5 @dagriddik said:
@riddikulerI think some enhancement talent are trying to get my attention.
Feb 28, 2016 17:54:28 GMT -5 @dagriddik said:
@riddikulerHow these guys managed to fit so much triangular gay porn into one thread is beyond me.
"What happened to not reading anything we're saying, Mr. Riddik? If that is even your real name?
As you can see, a stark change in personality gave rise to a new persona, one whose butt is so hurt from the third degree burns he had received earlier that day. The Split Personality Disorder of which The Trainman has been suffering under has evolved.
After much deliberation, I have named this new persona - Beef Tenderballs, as it reflects how easily riled up he can get. I fear it is only the beginning of what is to come.
Please, everyone, spread the word using the hashtag #saveadamcooper. If he doesn't get help and this issue doesn't gain more exposure, who knows what could happen to our resident International Champion? You never know if this ailment could possibly strike you next. Alternatively, use the hashtag #Don'tCookBeef'sTenderballs as a way to spread the understanding that you shouldn't confront people like Mr. Riddik (if that is even his real name) about this up front as it could cause a mental breakdown. He could start liking the Japanese again for all you know.
Thank you so much for your attention."
-GRRIIIFFFIIIIITTTHHHHH
NOTE: AN ACCURATE DEPICTION OF BEEF TENDERBALLS IN HIS NATURAL HABITAT -
