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Post by The Griffin #7/11 on Feb 27, 2016 18:32:56 GMT -5
"Hello everyone,
Many of you may not know me, so allow me to introduce myself. I'm your Friendly Neighborhood Griffin, your resident superhero, and I'm apart of a group of guys named The Pride. We've just been signed to the WCF roster.
Now, in our short tenure here in Wrestling Championship Federation, we've come across a startling discovery about your International Champion, Mr. Dag Cooper. Or should I say... Adam Cooper?
Let me explain."@whistleblowerfelt idk man i think that's just par for the course when Dag injects his insecurities all over a poor unsuspecting twitter feed tho #prayfordag @riddikuler I don't quite see how I can be unsuccessful when I am successful enough to only need one character. In fact I have a guess of my own as to who's behind this. Is that you in there, Adam? "As you can see in the above quotation from Dag's twitter feed, we've found that Cooper has someone in his head named Adam. Adam Cooper. And apparently he has multiple "characters" of which to call upon at any given moment. This is alarming to us, and honestly, quite saddening.
So all of us here at Pride headquarters decided it's time to make a difference.
If you could, in your Twitter pages, please post the hashtag, #saveadamcooper, in an attempt to spread the word about Dag Cooper's split personality disorder and be able to get him and others like him institutionalized so that he can get some help and possibly kick this plight and become an active and helpful member of society.
Thank you so much for your time."-Big G.
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Post by Eddie "Shiro" Felt on Feb 27, 2016 18:47:16 GMT -5
When asked about the #saveadamcooper movement, Pride member Eddie Felt had the following to say:
"Yeah when Adam dropped the bombshell that he's suffering from this ailment, I hit up the boys Ethan and Griffin and told them we had to do something about this. But you all have to remember even when we help him through these hard times, that Adam Cooper is an alien who is primed and ready to lure us humans into his dark void room and take our skin. We can never forget that and we have to keep an eye on this dude at all times for real for real."
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Post by "Iron Heart" Ethan King on Feb 27, 2016 20:11:01 GMT -5
Along with the rest of the Pride, Ethan King also had something to say about the renowned #saveadamcooper movement.
"While #BeachKrew are telling people to #WatchTheSkies, we're holding it down here beneath the heavens, protecting guys like Dag AKA Adam Cooper, the dudes just misguided. Nothing wrong with that, you know what I'm saying? But like my boy Eddie's been saying, this guy could be a fucking alien. Before things turn horribly wrong, we need to spread this movement and save him from the abyss.
Support the #saveadamcooper movement today."
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Post by The Griffin #7/11 on Feb 28, 2016 0:15:08 GMT -5
"This just in, Kanye West, the Yeezus himself has sponsored our effort to #saveadamcooper by creating a limited edition special of his new album! Check it out!"
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Post by "Iron Heart" Ethan King on Feb 28, 2016 0:20:24 GMT -5
"In light of recent comments made by Dag/Adam Cooper/Riddik/Trainman, we would like to once again state our intention of helping the poor man out. He has led a life that has turned him into a fucking alien, guys. For real! This shit could be the end of the International Champion as we know it! Support the #saveadamcooper movement, before it's too late.
In other news, The Pride would like to give a shout-out to our first client, Andre Holmes. We helped save him from Kat Phoenix, and with a bit more support, we can do the same for others!
There are people out there that need saving."
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Post by Wade Moor on Feb 28, 2016 0:25:02 GMT -5
@godnilla
Can somebody say #FaceCrew ?
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Post by "Iron Heart" Ethan King on Feb 28, 2016 0:31:47 GMT -5
@thefutureking
Don't do it, you'll trigger Dag.
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Post by SickWaves Blackamura on Feb 28, 2016 3:23:06 GMT -5
@princelightskin
Breh, am I seein' shit? Who laced the loud? You guys got a black dude too?
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Post by The Griffin #7/11 on Feb 28, 2016 16:41:35 GMT -5
@amazinggriffin
Well, @princelightskin, we've got a dark skinned Mexican dude (aka me). Does that count?
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Post by "Iron Heart" Ethan King on Feb 28, 2016 17:02:25 GMT -5
@thefutureking
[Insert Adam Cooper Riddik making #BK comparisons here cuz he's tired of gettin murked LOL]
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