LOST FOOTAGE MOVIE! COOPER LAND.
Feb 23, 2016 16:02:37 GMT -5
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Post by Logan on Feb 23, 2016 16:02:37 GMT -5
WCF.com reports;
Sometime today WCF superstar, Logan, purchased land 45 minutes east of the Thibodaux, Louisiana that can only be accessed by airboat due to the swamps surrounding the area. A cameraman tagged along with the Family via airboat.
Logan Cooper: Didn't know we were on MTV Cribs.
The Family, which consists of Logan, Dag, Charon, and Morrigana have all taken to referring to themselves as Coopers - evident by the black flag raised above a shack in the middle of the alligator infested swamp that read, 'Cooper Land', and which later Dag Cooper later confirmed while cupping the breast of Morrigana Cooper.
Dag Cooper: We're Family. Simple as that. People say we aren't united... oh yeah? Look where my hand is.
Morrigana Cooper: HARDER.
It was evident these bunch were here to call this swamp home when we caught footage of Logan and Charon Cooper wrestling one of the locals - an alligator.
Charon Cooper: I got him!
Logan Cooper: Gat damn. Keep him still, Coop. KEEP HIM STILL I'M GOIN' FUCK IT!
Mostly noise drowned out the rest of our camera feed when they looped this song over and over for hours on end and danced around a strung up gator. The cameraman was never seen again.
Logan Cooper: COOPER LIFE! FAMILY BONDS! WOOO!
Sometime today WCF superstar, Logan, purchased land 45 minutes east of the Thibodaux, Louisiana that can only be accessed by airboat due to the swamps surrounding the area. A cameraman tagged along with the Family via airboat.
Logan Cooper: Didn't know we were on MTV Cribs.
The Family, which consists of Logan, Dag, Charon, and Morrigana have all taken to referring to themselves as Coopers - evident by the black flag raised above a shack in the middle of the alligator infested swamp that read, 'Cooper Land', and which later Dag Cooper later confirmed while cupping the breast of Morrigana Cooper.
Dag Cooper: We're Family. Simple as that. People say we aren't united... oh yeah? Look where my hand is.
Morrigana Cooper: HARDER.
It was evident these bunch were here to call this swamp home when we caught footage of Logan and Charon Cooper wrestling one of the locals - an alligator.
Charon Cooper: I got him!
Logan Cooper: Gat damn. Keep him still, Coop. KEEP HIM STILL I'M GOIN' FUCK IT!
Mostly noise drowned out the rest of our camera feed when they looped this song over and over for hours on end and danced around a strung up gator. The cameraman was never seen again.
Logan Cooper: COOPER LIFE! FAMILY BONDS! WOOO!
