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Post by "Hacksaw" Jim Thuggin on Feb 23, 2016 14:28:32 GMT -5
My dear Earth daughter Sandra Cooper, known to the WCF universe as 'Sandy Coconutz' broke down in tears in my arms earlier today with the way that this group of people have besmirched her good name by using her likeness in a vile manner.
It is with this we have reached out to our lawyer Jerry 'The King' Baller who will be pursuing litigation against the offending members and forcing them to desist using the name 'Cooper'.
Thank you.
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Post by Logan on Feb 23, 2016 16:41:54 GMT -5
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Family Jesus Jerry Reed Cooper did not come to me in my dreams and name that woman a Cooper. Only REAL Coopers around here are Family Coopers. Now get! #COOPERLIFE
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Post by Joey Flash on Feb 23, 2016 17:52:48 GMT -5
@mrflash
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Post by Wade Moor on Feb 24, 2016 18:30:41 GMT -5
@godnilla The Family can now add to these charges Intillectual Property Theft, Infringement, and Damages. Not even a week removed from their recent finding of Cooper, the litigations continue to pile up. Wade Moor was reached for comment: "I mean, what do they expect? They're out their playing grab ass in the swamp, fucking animals, without realizing they're making a total mockery of my upbringing."  "This is me four years ago. Just a well-to-do, intelligent swamp man. I don't shave my face because I've never owned a razor in my life. I wrestled alligators just to stay alive, I mean...where do these guys get off? It's as if they took everything from #BeachKrew and pelvic thrusted it until it was unrecognizable...but if you look closely, you'll see: Moderately egotistical leader with a quasi dark side? Check. The bruiser who doesn't take shit from anyone? Check. The token black guy? Check. The token skank? Check. Cooper names = "Bro" "You might as well slap them a vampire manager and call them #SwampCrue, you know? This is intolerable." #BeachLivesMatter |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2016 19:12:10 GMT -5
@gravedigger I've known Logan for over 10 years and I don't ever recall him having anything to do with a swamp...well maybe Lilith's swampy regions.
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Post by Lilith on Feb 24, 2016 19:37:29 GMT -5
@gravedigger I've known Logan for over 10 years and I don't ever recall him having anything to do with a swamp...well maybe Lilith's swampy regions.
Okayz I'm curious... who is this Lilith everybody keeps mentioning? My Sarah Teddy accidentally called me it the other day LOL that silly Sare Bear! She probably got hit too hard on her cute little head or something  |
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Post by David Sanchez on Feb 24, 2016 20:08:44 GMT -5
@kingofplagues
**breaks hiatus simultaneously w/ 4th wall**
SIGH
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