Post by Lilith on Feb 21, 2016 21:58:09 GMT -5
WCF wait till you see what's coming, wait till you see what will happen when you let this man walk down your ramp and get in your ring. Watch what happens when this face devours every single member of your locker room one after the other, lads take everything you know about yourself, your friends and your company and toss it in the fire because to hold me back from where I want to be you are gunna have to rewrite every rule, change every game and forget everything you know about pro wrestling and listen to The Devil On Your Shoulder as he uses every single one of you on his way to MONEY, FAME AND!
He lifts the mike and drops his gaze letting a tear fall from his face as he hears them say it one more time, for the last time
Crowd: IMMORTALITY! – Andrew Marx
These donut munching buffoons are on insatiable power trips. They want a war, I’ll give them a war. – Raymond Hatcher
You must approach like a predator or you will never succeed. You need the patience of Jobe to catch a greased pig. – cVc
I shit in the litter box. – Logan
And since you reached in ya tight and lacies and discovered you might have a pair of robin eggs down there and called me out well be prepared for the funeral because I hope you have life insurance for your nearest and dearest because I DONT GIVE A RATS ASS OF A TINKERS DAMN IN A FLYING FUCK about you your life or even your very soul and you wont have to worry about much because I'm gonna rip off ya head piss in ya face and shit down ya throat among other indignities - Ultimate Destroyer
If you don’t think I’m stomping that cunt Twilight before my waves extinguish your flame, then you’re more brain dead than Christian Malignaggi after you played shot-put with him. – Jared Holmes
Mr. Holden, Maxxie, do you really think with your "mediocre" talent, that you can pull off the one thing that the "Top Talent" in this organization is afraid of even attempting? I DOUBLE-DOG DARE YOU (Oh, Shit! This handler just Double-Dog dared you? OMFG!) TO KNOCK MY DAMN HEAD OFF! – Shadowlove
It's time Adam Young looks out for Adam Young. The pair of you can get off your lazy asses and earn your own pay checks. I've got a World title match to get ready for bitches. I'm cutting the cord. This Vet right here is no longer helping the rookies, I'm going to destroy their hopes and dreams. – Adam Young
There's nothing really to say, this Tusk fuck has had three matches in the Dub to make an impression. Sadly the only impression he made was that of his shoulders on the mat. Seriously this Hoosier Hoser failed miserably each time out. My three first appearances, controversially as they may be, all ended the same, me with my hands in the air standing over my victims. – Warbird
- Joey Flash
"If there's something I've learned in this lifetime", Kaz said, "It's that you can't count a man like Bobby Cairo down. He's a fighter, through life and death. He'll be back...and when he is, I'll be there. To save him..." – Kaz Mazy
How about Tort with his “ I’ve been undefeated for a year” Son, your career is about as real as a Ken dolls breast implant. Don’t even step to ol’ Z with that jibbah jabbah lessen you want me to make you famous for a 2nd time. – Zombie McMorris
His forehead throbbing with such vascular intensity that it looks like it’s about to explode, the manager begins furiously trying to rip the door off its hinges by the handle. Eddie, seeing that the shit is about to hit the fan (Metaphorically and, potentially, physically), hollers something incomprehensible and waddles off as fast as his old legs will carry him. The manager doesn’t notice that his companion has abandoned him; all he can think of is forcing the scatologically-obsessed retard behind the door face first into the toilet bowl and shoving a bar of soap up his ass. He wants to rip the Canadian apart so bad that his dick is practically grinding its teeth.- Vulgar
Chance if you ever do anything gay again or even let some queer get one over on you… I swear to The God Almighty, I will cut it off with this straight razor. I will cut it off so you can’t reproduce and make other gay people. I wish I had killed your father in my womb with a rusty clotheshanger… I wish I’d destroyed that demon before it could breath my God’s Air. – cVc
Dag has been racist, Dag has been homophobic, Dag has said some stuff that just plain makes no fucking sense and has put forward his opinions like someone who gets paid enough to have them. I am gunna go out there on Sunday night and teach Dag Riddick to be exactly what he is, nothing, just a fart on the fucking wind of all our lives. On Sunday night I am gunna make Dag Riddick go away, I am gunna beat you so bad Dag that you will never have the ability to look yourself in the eye again simply because I know that in your eye just like everybody else who has out classed you in this company, you think I can't beat you, in this industry Dag that will forever be your biggest mistake – Caliban
Core waved to the crowd like Nixon before he boarded the plane on the day of his resignation. He and Wolf turned around and walked through the curtain, ready to bring their brand of education to the first (and perhaps unfortunate) students of the Core Institute. – Bernard Core
He first noticed something was not quite right when some teenager was running past him, in full Hufflepuff gear, chasing down and trying to put a death curse on a middle aged man who was wearing a professor Snape costume. Snape was running away while holding a goblet above his head. He was shouting “I'VE GOT IT, I'VE GOT IT! I HAVE THE HUFFLEPUFF CUP!” This caused a bit of a stir amongst the rest of the Hufflepuffs in the vicinity as literally 10s of kids started to chase him down, shouting things like “EXPELLIARMUS” and “WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA.” – Andre Jenson
Leaping backwards like somebody trying to execute a flip, Macias hurled himself clean over my head and dove neck-first to the floor behind me. I was absolutely dumbfounded; this was the SECOND time he had evaded my sexual assault and retained his innocence. In a daze, I tried sodomizing him again but he just pulled off an even MORE extravagant jump that time around. It was absurd; I was like a lion whose prey had vanished from within its very teeth. – Vulgar
Jared Holmes’ bodyguard?! Holy shit, how the mighty have fallen. Gable was once a proud fighter in the WCF - a bit too prideful at times, sure - but now he’s got jack shit to hang his coat on what with stooping so low. John Gable, rolling around in the sewers with that rat-faced little shit Jared Holmes. Incredible. Times have changed, Freeman. – Dune
Even your nickname screams #fuccboi. I can go to the Alumni section on that WSeaF website and find five guys who have used the same damn shit to try and get themselves over. Here's a hint: if you have to call yourself 'The Real Deal', chances are you're probably not. It's your own ego tricking you into thinking that you're worth more than the dirt you kick up under your boots. – Wade Moor
And Teo Del Sol, or Teddy Blaze as I like to think of him, this guy is nothing but a pretender. Wants to be Mexican, isn’t. He thinks he’s good for being the hero of the people. All that makes you is the biggest ass kisser in the entire company. But be proud of that Teddy, you know, at least it’s something, right?! But just like every People’s champion before you, people are going to eventually lose interest and then where will you be, Teddy? I’ll tell you exactly where you’ll be, you’ll be sitting in some disgusting Mexican ghetto blowing dudes for a peso a pop, reminiscing them in between breaths of how you used to be the man. – Dustin Beaver
Bottom line is this. I'm here for me, myself, and I. I would love to want to give a shit about some of my colleagues, but I'm in an ugly place right now in regards to The Family. Maybe after the dust settles, I can resume giving a shit. But until then, I'm here for ME! Not YOU, or Seth Lerch, or any other pretentious cocksucker in the back who thinks they're so fucking important and their shit don't stink, but ME! And if they don't fucking like it, then maybe they can do something about it! Fire me, for all I fucking care. – Charon
Then there papa Logan. Drunk off Clorox and on the toilet most of the time because of how he abuses his body. There are two versions of this man. There's the man that showed up at Final Destination. The man that proved to everybody why he is called a legend. Then there's the man that will likely show at Slam. When he feels a match is below him he treats himself as such. And to him every match that doesn't directly lead to the title is below him. – Grayson Pierce
Ask yourselves, is Joseph Macaroni really “Da Bess”, or is he simply a motherfucker with a forgettable and barely existent title reign, a loss to GRIME, and a record padded with easy wins in tag matches that are booked in his favor? I get it. Massah Macaroni is valuable to Seth. He’s a white bread, Uncle Rico mustache havin’, child touching lookin’ ass motherfucker whose value is in a ring name created by a retarded kid and the fact that he’s easy to understand. Massah Macaroni shows up, wins some random clusterfuck that we all knew he’d win since his opponents are trash, and repeats. It’s simple. I see the fear in motherfucker’s eyes. It’s because #BeachKrew is the most marketable fuckin’ team in the history of the BIZness. We bring the sex, drugs, and rock n’ roll back to this bitch. – Andre Aquarius
Can we get our food now.. or is that something you guys don’t do down here? OH, and let me tell you.. if I find mustard on this fucking burger I will personally come inside that window and slit your fucking throat. YOU DON’T PUT MUSTARD ON A FUCKING HAMBURGER. – Mikey eXtreme
Travis: How come nobody has apologized for claiming the U.S. went to Iraq to steal all the oil? I mean, where's all this oil we stole?
Steve: I know, right? I never got any oil. Did you get any oil, Meowkami?
Meowkami: Mrow.
A Siamese cat jumps from the floor onto Steve's chair.
Travis: Gah! Where did he come from?
Steve: I don't know; I hadn't seen him all day. He just pops in like that. Like a ninja. Ninja cat. I only knew he was here because I've known him long enough to sense his presence.
Travis: That's...impressive?
Steve: It's hit or miss. A lot of times I just put a bell on so I can hear him. Otherwise sometimes I end up kicking him or sitting on him. I mean, I'm all the way up here, he's small and down there...it's just hard to see him. – Travis Tusk
Every time I get the opportunity to make a splash or a big jump, something happens. Whether it’s injuries, referee incompetence or a fluke loss to someone like Grayson “I’m a fucking tool” Pierce. I’m doing something wrong and I need to figure out what that is. – Kyle Kemp
I mean-- look at your new "Family", Twilight. The only mother fuckers who would link up with you are a bunch of mother fuckers who been here for five minutes, Katherine Phoenix who may or may not be a 12 year old girl, and LOGAN. Fuckin' Logan, the only one who has abruptly disappeared from the company more times than YOU. – Steve Orbit
Pete: ….what is that?
Pete of course was referring to Teo’s drink, which was in a plastic collectible cup with a bright pink bendy straw.
Teo: Hmm? Oh, the waiter brought it to me. He said it was an appropriate container for chocolate milk.
Pete: ...Teo...what have I told you about letting people make fun of you in public?
Teo: That it’s happening way too often? – Teo Del Sol
And at the end of the year, the Mad God will hold onto that World Title, by nail, flesh, or just solid bone, I will have it in my hands. If not through the Trilogy Cup, then through Ultimate Showdown, if not through that, then War, or any of the other million possibilities that I will find. I will get that title, and I will leave that path of men and ghosts behind me. – Benjamin Atreyu
Welcome back to the land of the living, Chance. How did it feel to have your entire body mangled by a single steel chair? By the woman whose life you single handily ruined? Did it feel as sweet for you as it did for me? I sure hope so. – Tiffany White
The Sarah Twilight who was former World Champion, and former owner. The former greatest womens competitor of all time is now at the bottom of the barrel where she shouldn't be. I hope my words enlighten you in the terrible situation you're in, and you'll do everything you can to get yourself out because if you don't...kiss your career good bye. – Andre Holmes
Bonnie Blue. How 'bout you and I after the match, work off the frustrations in the shower? I promise I can convert you... COME TO THE DARK SIDE... – Morrigana
Well, in the past, when Stu was ‘bad’, he would conceive fanciful conspiracy theories involving other wrestlers trying to destroy him. These imaginary machinations served as mental billboard material for the big man. Now, though, as a ‘good guy’, he really couldn’t do that. Levelling unfounded charges against his opponents just won’t wash; not if he wanted to keep his place on the WCF Alignment Chart. That consequence seemed to prohibit Stuart from creating a shadowy cabal of ne’er-do-wells to blame his troubles on. – Stuart Slane
I was in a dark place for a long time. I hit rock bottom and no one wanted any part of the supposed high-brow individual of class known as John Gable! My name was poison! The only people who reached out to me were the members of #BeachKrew! No one else did! Where was Benjamin Atreyu?! I thought we were pals! But nope, not a single call when I was gone! – John Gable
Andre Aquarius. Wow. Remember the mediocrity we discussed earlier? Here’s a prime example of it. Some random frat boy who needed something edgy about him so he decided to be a racist. Not exactly the cream of the crop are you Andre? You fit right in to the Jared Holmes and BeachKrew mould, some failing wrestler hiding behind other failing wrestlers trying to get as much attention as possible on the internet forums. So what are you Andre? What reason do I have to be wary of you? Good question, what reason do I have to be wary of some retard stoner?
Nope.
Nothing.
Do you like that word Andre? Nothing. It’s what you’ve based your entire existence on.
What’s Andre doing today? Nothing.
What will Andre achieve today? Nothing
What will Andre achieve tomorrow? Nothing
What will Andre EVER achieve? Nothing
What should the man who shoved his cock in to his mother’s vagina emitted in to it? Nothing
What will Andre’s grave read when he dies? Nothing – Occulo
Hello sheep. Tonight I have the task of facing two of the newest members of your flock. Shadowlove and Rage Maxx. Both these men wander the halls pretending they aren't sheep. They dress in ridiculous clothes hoping to stand out. They scream for attention. No attention comes. Not from the machine. Tonight is different tonight they will have my undivided attention. Tonight they will see why I am the world champion of cruiserweights. More importantly tonight when I have dropped each one of them on their heads, After they felt the wrath of the Anarchy. They will know they are nothing more then sheep. – Mr. Holden
While Oda clearly has a unique vision for the future of this company, I do not consider being paid in “Scorpion Coins” a viable economic trade off for actual legitimate currency. As insane as it would seem, Katherine Phoenix would appear to be the more mentally stable of the two. At least she understood that a contract is a contract, even while pleasuring herself with the decapitated head of a Teddy bear while signing the check. (And yes, that actually happened) – Johnny Rabid
But you're not the top dog anymore. You're not the king looking down; you're one of the common peasants looking up. Do you still have the drive, Wade, or have you succumbed to your defeat and lost your will to fight? I've been looking for the opportunity to test myself, put in a challenge against a World Champion contender. But now that I've been given one, I have to know, Wade: am I getting World Champion Wade Moor, or down-on-his-luck, broken and defeated Wade Moor? – Lucious Starr
In some ways I almost feel bad for you, pal. You’re just a completely lost soul at this point. What you need is someone will guide you. Someone like me. I could fix you, but you’re too stubborn. I could save you, but you’re not willing. You’d rather live in this hole of self loathing and misery than put your unwarranted self importance aside and get help from someone who actually fucking knows what they’re talking about. Let me ask you a question, man. What do you have left to lose? Your championship? Your woman? Your job? Your recognition on television? All of these things are trivial and unimportant. What you need to hold on to is your mind. You’ve been letting people chip away at for so many years now, it’s a wonder you’ve got anything left up there. – Dag Riddik
Speakin' of Morrigana an' her ...uh, proclivities -- bitch, you put one hand on me someplace I don't like, and I'll feed you your own damn teeth, you feel me? That goes for that dyke Twilight an' that hotdog-swillin' miscreant Logan, too. You got in the way of Rebellution business, an' tonight, y'all gonna pay the price. An' after tonight, I don't wanna see none of y'all in the same ring with me ever again. – Bonnie Blue
Andre Holmes ... this guy has no idea what the fuck he's doing. When he's not busy arguing with Johnny Rabid or his wife, Katherine on social media he's busy being in the shadow of his tag partner, Grayson. How the fuck does that even happen? I mean, you KNOW you completely fucking suck when you're in the shadow of a guy who isn't relevant enough to even cast a shadow to be stuck in, and yet Andre has SOMEHOW managed to find a way to end up there. – Sarah Twilight
He lifts the mike and drops his gaze letting a tear fall from his face as he hears them say it one more time, for the last time
Crowd: IMMORTALITY! – Andrew Marx
These donut munching buffoons are on insatiable power trips. They want a war, I’ll give them a war. – Raymond Hatcher
You must approach like a predator or you will never succeed. You need the patience of Jobe to catch a greased pig. – cVc
I shit in the litter box. – Logan
And since you reached in ya tight and lacies and discovered you might have a pair of robin eggs down there and called me out well be prepared for the funeral because I hope you have life insurance for your nearest and dearest because I DONT GIVE A RATS ASS OF A TINKERS DAMN IN A FLYING FUCK about you your life or even your very soul and you wont have to worry about much because I'm gonna rip off ya head piss in ya face and shit down ya throat among other indignities - Ultimate Destroyer
If you don’t think I’m stomping that cunt Twilight before my waves extinguish your flame, then you’re more brain dead than Christian Malignaggi after you played shot-put with him. – Jared Holmes
Mr. Holden, Maxxie, do you really think with your "mediocre" talent, that you can pull off the one thing that the "Top Talent" in this organization is afraid of even attempting? I DOUBLE-DOG DARE YOU (Oh, Shit! This handler just Double-Dog dared you? OMFG!) TO KNOCK MY DAMN HEAD OFF! – Shadowlove
It's time Adam Young looks out for Adam Young. The pair of you can get off your lazy asses and earn your own pay checks. I've got a World title match to get ready for bitches. I'm cutting the cord. This Vet right here is no longer helping the rookies, I'm going to destroy their hopes and dreams. – Adam Young
There's nothing really to say, this Tusk fuck has had three matches in the Dub to make an impression. Sadly the only impression he made was that of his shoulders on the mat. Seriously this Hoosier Hoser failed miserably each time out. My three first appearances, controversially as they may be, all ended the same, me with my hands in the air standing over my victims. – Warbird
- Joey Flash"If there's something I've learned in this lifetime", Kaz said, "It's that you can't count a man like Bobby Cairo down. He's a fighter, through life and death. He'll be back...and when he is, I'll be there. To save him..." – Kaz Mazy
How about Tort with his “ I’ve been undefeated for a year” Son, your career is about as real as a Ken dolls breast implant. Don’t even step to ol’ Z with that jibbah jabbah lessen you want me to make you famous for a 2nd time. – Zombie McMorris
His forehead throbbing with such vascular intensity that it looks like it’s about to explode, the manager begins furiously trying to rip the door off its hinges by the handle. Eddie, seeing that the shit is about to hit the fan (Metaphorically and, potentially, physically), hollers something incomprehensible and waddles off as fast as his old legs will carry him. The manager doesn’t notice that his companion has abandoned him; all he can think of is forcing the scatologically-obsessed retard behind the door face first into the toilet bowl and shoving a bar of soap up his ass. He wants to rip the Canadian apart so bad that his dick is practically grinding its teeth.- Vulgar
Chance if you ever do anything gay again or even let some queer get one over on you… I swear to The God Almighty, I will cut it off with this straight razor. I will cut it off so you can’t reproduce and make other gay people. I wish I had killed your father in my womb with a rusty clotheshanger… I wish I’d destroyed that demon before it could breath my God’s Air. – cVc
Dag has been racist, Dag has been homophobic, Dag has said some stuff that just plain makes no fucking sense and has put forward his opinions like someone who gets paid enough to have them. I am gunna go out there on Sunday night and teach Dag Riddick to be exactly what he is, nothing, just a fart on the fucking wind of all our lives. On Sunday night I am gunna make Dag Riddick go away, I am gunna beat you so bad Dag that you will never have the ability to look yourself in the eye again simply because I know that in your eye just like everybody else who has out classed you in this company, you think I can't beat you, in this industry Dag that will forever be your biggest mistake – Caliban
Core waved to the crowd like Nixon before he boarded the plane on the day of his resignation. He and Wolf turned around and walked through the curtain, ready to bring their brand of education to the first (and perhaps unfortunate) students of the Core Institute. – Bernard Core
He first noticed something was not quite right when some teenager was running past him, in full Hufflepuff gear, chasing down and trying to put a death curse on a middle aged man who was wearing a professor Snape costume. Snape was running away while holding a goblet above his head. He was shouting “I'VE GOT IT, I'VE GOT IT! I HAVE THE HUFFLEPUFF CUP!” This caused a bit of a stir amongst the rest of the Hufflepuffs in the vicinity as literally 10s of kids started to chase him down, shouting things like “EXPELLIARMUS” and “WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA.” – Andre Jenson
Leaping backwards like somebody trying to execute a flip, Macias hurled himself clean over my head and dove neck-first to the floor behind me. I was absolutely dumbfounded; this was the SECOND time he had evaded my sexual assault and retained his innocence. In a daze, I tried sodomizing him again but he just pulled off an even MORE extravagant jump that time around. It was absurd; I was like a lion whose prey had vanished from within its very teeth. – Vulgar
Jared Holmes’ bodyguard?! Holy shit, how the mighty have fallen. Gable was once a proud fighter in the WCF - a bit too prideful at times, sure - but now he’s got jack shit to hang his coat on what with stooping so low. John Gable, rolling around in the sewers with that rat-faced little shit Jared Holmes. Incredible. Times have changed, Freeman. – Dune
Even your nickname screams #fuccboi. I can go to the Alumni section on that WSeaF website and find five guys who have used the same damn shit to try and get themselves over. Here's a hint: if you have to call yourself 'The Real Deal', chances are you're probably not. It's your own ego tricking you into thinking that you're worth more than the dirt you kick up under your boots. – Wade Moor
And Teo Del Sol, or Teddy Blaze as I like to think of him, this guy is nothing but a pretender. Wants to be Mexican, isn’t. He thinks he’s good for being the hero of the people. All that makes you is the biggest ass kisser in the entire company. But be proud of that Teddy, you know, at least it’s something, right?! But just like every People’s champion before you, people are going to eventually lose interest and then where will you be, Teddy? I’ll tell you exactly where you’ll be, you’ll be sitting in some disgusting Mexican ghetto blowing dudes for a peso a pop, reminiscing them in between breaths of how you used to be the man. – Dustin Beaver
Bottom line is this. I'm here for me, myself, and I. I would love to want to give a shit about some of my colleagues, but I'm in an ugly place right now in regards to The Family. Maybe after the dust settles, I can resume giving a shit. But until then, I'm here for ME! Not YOU, or Seth Lerch, or any other pretentious cocksucker in the back who thinks they're so fucking important and their shit don't stink, but ME! And if they don't fucking like it, then maybe they can do something about it! Fire me, for all I fucking care. – Charon
Then there papa Logan. Drunk off Clorox and on the toilet most of the time because of how he abuses his body. There are two versions of this man. There's the man that showed up at Final Destination. The man that proved to everybody why he is called a legend. Then there's the man that will likely show at Slam. When he feels a match is below him he treats himself as such. And to him every match that doesn't directly lead to the title is below him. – Grayson Pierce
Ask yourselves, is Joseph Macaroni really “Da Bess”, or is he simply a motherfucker with a forgettable and barely existent title reign, a loss to GRIME, and a record padded with easy wins in tag matches that are booked in his favor? I get it. Massah Macaroni is valuable to Seth. He’s a white bread, Uncle Rico mustache havin’, child touching lookin’ ass motherfucker whose value is in a ring name created by a retarded kid and the fact that he’s easy to understand. Massah Macaroni shows up, wins some random clusterfuck that we all knew he’d win since his opponents are trash, and repeats. It’s simple. I see the fear in motherfucker’s eyes. It’s because #BeachKrew is the most marketable fuckin’ team in the history of the BIZness. We bring the sex, drugs, and rock n’ roll back to this bitch. – Andre Aquarius
Can we get our food now.. or is that something you guys don’t do down here? OH, and let me tell you.. if I find mustard on this fucking burger I will personally come inside that window and slit your fucking throat. YOU DON’T PUT MUSTARD ON A FUCKING HAMBURGER. – Mikey eXtreme
Travis: How come nobody has apologized for claiming the U.S. went to Iraq to steal all the oil? I mean, where's all this oil we stole?
Steve: I know, right? I never got any oil. Did you get any oil, Meowkami?
Meowkami: Mrow.
A Siamese cat jumps from the floor onto Steve's chair.
Travis: Gah! Where did he come from?
Steve: I don't know; I hadn't seen him all day. He just pops in like that. Like a ninja. Ninja cat. I only knew he was here because I've known him long enough to sense his presence.
Travis: That's...impressive?
Steve: It's hit or miss. A lot of times I just put a bell on so I can hear him. Otherwise sometimes I end up kicking him or sitting on him. I mean, I'm all the way up here, he's small and down there...it's just hard to see him. – Travis Tusk
Every time I get the opportunity to make a splash or a big jump, something happens. Whether it’s injuries, referee incompetence or a fluke loss to someone like Grayson “I’m a fucking tool” Pierce. I’m doing something wrong and I need to figure out what that is. – Kyle Kemp
I mean-- look at your new "Family", Twilight. The only mother fuckers who would link up with you are a bunch of mother fuckers who been here for five minutes, Katherine Phoenix who may or may not be a 12 year old girl, and LOGAN. Fuckin' Logan, the only one who has abruptly disappeared from the company more times than YOU. – Steve Orbit
Pete: ….what is that?
Pete of course was referring to Teo’s drink, which was in a plastic collectible cup with a bright pink bendy straw.
Teo: Hmm? Oh, the waiter brought it to me. He said it was an appropriate container for chocolate milk.
Pete: ...Teo...what have I told you about letting people make fun of you in public?
Teo: That it’s happening way too often? – Teo Del Sol
And at the end of the year, the Mad God will hold onto that World Title, by nail, flesh, or just solid bone, I will have it in my hands. If not through the Trilogy Cup, then through Ultimate Showdown, if not through that, then War, or any of the other million possibilities that I will find. I will get that title, and I will leave that path of men and ghosts behind me. – Benjamin Atreyu
Welcome back to the land of the living, Chance. How did it feel to have your entire body mangled by a single steel chair? By the woman whose life you single handily ruined? Did it feel as sweet for you as it did for me? I sure hope so. – Tiffany White
The Sarah Twilight who was former World Champion, and former owner. The former greatest womens competitor of all time is now at the bottom of the barrel where she shouldn't be. I hope my words enlighten you in the terrible situation you're in, and you'll do everything you can to get yourself out because if you don't...kiss your career good bye. – Andre Holmes
Bonnie Blue. How 'bout you and I after the match, work off the frustrations in the shower? I promise I can convert you... COME TO THE DARK SIDE... – Morrigana
Well, in the past, when Stu was ‘bad’, he would conceive fanciful conspiracy theories involving other wrestlers trying to destroy him. These imaginary machinations served as mental billboard material for the big man. Now, though, as a ‘good guy’, he really couldn’t do that. Levelling unfounded charges against his opponents just won’t wash; not if he wanted to keep his place on the WCF Alignment Chart. That consequence seemed to prohibit Stuart from creating a shadowy cabal of ne’er-do-wells to blame his troubles on. – Stuart Slane
I was in a dark place for a long time. I hit rock bottom and no one wanted any part of the supposed high-brow individual of class known as John Gable! My name was poison! The only people who reached out to me were the members of #BeachKrew! No one else did! Where was Benjamin Atreyu?! I thought we were pals! But nope, not a single call when I was gone! – John Gable
Andre Aquarius. Wow. Remember the mediocrity we discussed earlier? Here’s a prime example of it. Some random frat boy who needed something edgy about him so he decided to be a racist. Not exactly the cream of the crop are you Andre? You fit right in to the Jared Holmes and BeachKrew mould, some failing wrestler hiding behind other failing wrestlers trying to get as much attention as possible on the internet forums. So what are you Andre? What reason do I have to be wary of you? Good question, what reason do I have to be wary of some retard stoner?
Nope.
Nothing.
Do you like that word Andre? Nothing. It’s what you’ve based your entire existence on.
What’s Andre doing today? Nothing.
What will Andre achieve today? Nothing
What will Andre achieve tomorrow? Nothing
What will Andre EVER achieve? Nothing
What should the man who shoved his cock in to his mother’s vagina emitted in to it? Nothing
What will Andre’s grave read when he dies? Nothing – Occulo
Hello sheep. Tonight I have the task of facing two of the newest members of your flock. Shadowlove and Rage Maxx. Both these men wander the halls pretending they aren't sheep. They dress in ridiculous clothes hoping to stand out. They scream for attention. No attention comes. Not from the machine. Tonight is different tonight they will have my undivided attention. Tonight they will see why I am the world champion of cruiserweights. More importantly tonight when I have dropped each one of them on their heads, After they felt the wrath of the Anarchy. They will know they are nothing more then sheep. – Mr. Holden
While Oda clearly has a unique vision for the future of this company, I do not consider being paid in “Scorpion Coins” a viable economic trade off for actual legitimate currency. As insane as it would seem, Katherine Phoenix would appear to be the more mentally stable of the two. At least she understood that a contract is a contract, even while pleasuring herself with the decapitated head of a Teddy bear while signing the check. (And yes, that actually happened) – Johnny Rabid
But you're not the top dog anymore. You're not the king looking down; you're one of the common peasants looking up. Do you still have the drive, Wade, or have you succumbed to your defeat and lost your will to fight? I've been looking for the opportunity to test myself, put in a challenge against a World Champion contender. But now that I've been given one, I have to know, Wade: am I getting World Champion Wade Moor, or down-on-his-luck, broken and defeated Wade Moor? – Lucious Starr
In some ways I almost feel bad for you, pal. You’re just a completely lost soul at this point. What you need is someone will guide you. Someone like me. I could fix you, but you’re too stubborn. I could save you, but you’re not willing. You’d rather live in this hole of self loathing and misery than put your unwarranted self importance aside and get help from someone who actually fucking knows what they’re talking about. Let me ask you a question, man. What do you have left to lose? Your championship? Your woman? Your job? Your recognition on television? All of these things are trivial and unimportant. What you need to hold on to is your mind. You’ve been letting people chip away at for so many years now, it’s a wonder you’ve got anything left up there. – Dag Riddik
Speakin' of Morrigana an' her ...uh, proclivities -- bitch, you put one hand on me someplace I don't like, and I'll feed you your own damn teeth, you feel me? That goes for that dyke Twilight an' that hotdog-swillin' miscreant Logan, too. You got in the way of Rebellution business, an' tonight, y'all gonna pay the price. An' after tonight, I don't wanna see none of y'all in the same ring with me ever again. – Bonnie Blue
Andre Holmes ... this guy has no idea what the fuck he's doing. When he's not busy arguing with Johnny Rabid or his wife, Katherine on social media he's busy being in the shadow of his tag partner, Grayson. How the fuck does that even happen? I mean, you KNOW you completely fucking suck when you're in the shadow of a guy who isn't relevant enough to even cast a shadow to be stuck in, and yet Andre has SOMEHOW managed to find a way to end up there. – Sarah Twilight
