Post by Brian Cage on Oct 7, 2006 11:36:54 GMT -5
-=The scene opens up in New York International Airport. The camera man and Hank Brown are standing in the American Airlines hangar. The camera pans around in the direction of the landing strip as airplanes land and take off. Several minutes later American Airlines Flight 200 lands and pulls into the hangar. The camera man and Hank make their way closer to the door that leads from the hangar to the airplane. The door opens and passengers flood out through the door. Hank taps his foot impatiently, waiting for someone to come out. After most of the passengers exit, Thunder and Brian Cage walk through the door and head straight for a guy thats holding a sign with their names on it. Hank and the camera man quickly hurry over to Thunder and Cage as well.=-
Guy: You two are Thunder and Brian Cage? Right this way gentlemen, your limousine is waiting on you. Your suitcases are already on their way there.
Hank: Thunder! Brian Cage! Can I have a moment to speak with both of you about your match at Sunday Slam against the Sick Individuals?
Thunder: Uh, sure, I guess. Come ride with us to the arena, you can talk to us while were underway. Oh, and please dont ask us any stupid questions, we dont have time for that, we are busy men.
Hank: Ok, I promise, no stupid questions.
-=Hank, Brian Cage, Thunder, and the guy who was holding the sign make their way to the parking lot where the limousine is waiting on them. The guy walks to the right back door and opens it up for Thunder, Cage, and Hank. The guy than closes the door and heads back into the airport, waiting for his next customer he has to accompany to a limousine. The limousine speeds off out of the parking lot and heads towards M.S.G.=-
Hank: So, Thunder, Cage, you two are the newest formed tag team in WCF, The Unholy Alliance. Already your being put to the test against an extremely successful tag team, the Sick Individuals. Can I get your feelings about that?
Brian Cage: Our feelings? Well, I dont know about Thunder, you can ask him yourself. But for me, I dont feel too worried about this match, I think we have this one pretty much won already. All Ive been hearing all week is "Oh, The Sick Individuals are so great", and "The Sick Individuals should be the tag team champions!" You know what? Im sick of all this talk about how great these guys are. Its seriously getting on my nerves. They call themselves the "true tag team champions"? Well, if they are the "true tag team champions" than theyd have won the tag team championship match, right? They lost, now they are jealous that they arent the best so they have to go around telling people that there still the best there is. Theyve never been pinned or have yet to submit? Oh, bravo. After this Sunday it will be, We were never pinned or submitted until the Unholy Alliance kicked our asses, and we got beat by a new tag team who we thought we were better than. These two are nothing more than a bunch of bar junkies who are more interested in how much theyll be puking in the morning due to them getting drunk, than about wrestling. See, thats where me and Thunder are different. Wrestling is our life, it comes before everything else. This is our passion, our life, our home. These guys like to run their mouths about how Thundercage is a movie? Hate to tell you guys, it never existed. I hope you two arent as stupid in wrestling as you are in your movie history, or else this is going to be a simple win for us.
Thunder: Conrad Howell, Chad Allen? These guys are nothing more than dirty losers who enjoy getting drunk, having hangovers, and apparently losing matches. You sit there and underestimate our abilities? Sure, we are a new tag team, but we arent new to wrestling. We both know what it takes in the ring to get a victory, and recently, it doesnt look like you guys have been doing just that. Tell me, why is that? Ill tell you why, you guys have lost "the touch". You two are has-beens. We, The Unholy Alliance are the sheriffs in town. This Sunday you are going to have to learn what happens to people like yourselves when you underestimate the up and coming tag teams. All this talk about how great you two are as a tag team will come to a sudden end at Slam when you lose to us. All that will be talked about than is how great you two used to be, and how great the Unholy Alliance is. I wonder how your little dirty whore Shannon will feel about you both when you lose after swearing youd beat us. I mean, she already thinks you both are stupid junkies who have nothing better to do than down a couple of budweisers. Anyways, besides that, I hope you both are ready at Slam, because we sure as hell will be.
Hank: Oh, I wanted to ask you both about these rumors about some sort of suprise that will happen at Slam concerning you both. Any comments there?
Brian Cage: Oh, about that. All I can tell you that its going to be quite a big suprise, one that no one will expect. Haha! Its going to be one hell of a suprise to be honest. I wont ruin it by telling you what it is, you and the rest of the world will just have to wait and see.
Thunder: Yeah, I cant wait for this to unfold at Slam. Everyone will be shocked, I can guarantee you that Hank. The rumors are true yes, there will definitly be a big suprise in store for everyone. Thats all Ive got to say about that as well.
Guy: You two are Thunder and Brian Cage? Right this way gentlemen, your limousine is waiting on you. Your suitcases are already on their way there.
Hank: Thunder! Brian Cage! Can I have a moment to speak with both of you about your match at Sunday Slam against the Sick Individuals?
Thunder: Uh, sure, I guess. Come ride with us to the arena, you can talk to us while were underway. Oh, and please dont ask us any stupid questions, we dont have time for that, we are busy men.
Hank: Ok, I promise, no stupid questions.
-=Hank, Brian Cage, Thunder, and the guy who was holding the sign make their way to the parking lot where the limousine is waiting on them. The guy walks to the right back door and opens it up for Thunder, Cage, and Hank. The guy than closes the door and heads back into the airport, waiting for his next customer he has to accompany to a limousine. The limousine speeds off out of the parking lot and heads towards M.S.G.=-
Hank: So, Thunder, Cage, you two are the newest formed tag team in WCF, The Unholy Alliance. Already your being put to the test against an extremely successful tag team, the Sick Individuals. Can I get your feelings about that?
Brian Cage: Our feelings? Well, I dont know about Thunder, you can ask him yourself. But for me, I dont feel too worried about this match, I think we have this one pretty much won already. All Ive been hearing all week is "Oh, The Sick Individuals are so great", and "The Sick Individuals should be the tag team champions!" You know what? Im sick of all this talk about how great these guys are. Its seriously getting on my nerves. They call themselves the "true tag team champions"? Well, if they are the "true tag team champions" than theyd have won the tag team championship match, right? They lost, now they are jealous that they arent the best so they have to go around telling people that there still the best there is. Theyve never been pinned or have yet to submit? Oh, bravo. After this Sunday it will be, We were never pinned or submitted until the Unholy Alliance kicked our asses, and we got beat by a new tag team who we thought we were better than. These two are nothing more than a bunch of bar junkies who are more interested in how much theyll be puking in the morning due to them getting drunk, than about wrestling. See, thats where me and Thunder are different. Wrestling is our life, it comes before everything else. This is our passion, our life, our home. These guys like to run their mouths about how Thundercage is a movie? Hate to tell you guys, it never existed. I hope you two arent as stupid in wrestling as you are in your movie history, or else this is going to be a simple win for us.
Thunder: Conrad Howell, Chad Allen? These guys are nothing more than dirty losers who enjoy getting drunk, having hangovers, and apparently losing matches. You sit there and underestimate our abilities? Sure, we are a new tag team, but we arent new to wrestling. We both know what it takes in the ring to get a victory, and recently, it doesnt look like you guys have been doing just that. Tell me, why is that? Ill tell you why, you guys have lost "the touch". You two are has-beens. We, The Unholy Alliance are the sheriffs in town. This Sunday you are going to have to learn what happens to people like yourselves when you underestimate the up and coming tag teams. All this talk about how great you two are as a tag team will come to a sudden end at Slam when you lose to us. All that will be talked about than is how great you two used to be, and how great the Unholy Alliance is. I wonder how your little dirty whore Shannon will feel about you both when you lose after swearing youd beat us. I mean, she already thinks you both are stupid junkies who have nothing better to do than down a couple of budweisers. Anyways, besides that, I hope you both are ready at Slam, because we sure as hell will be.
Hank: Oh, I wanted to ask you both about these rumors about some sort of suprise that will happen at Slam concerning you both. Any comments there?
Brian Cage: Oh, about that. All I can tell you that its going to be quite a big suprise, one that no one will expect. Haha! Its going to be one hell of a suprise to be honest. I wont ruin it by telling you what it is, you and the rest of the world will just have to wait and see.
Thunder: Yeah, I cant wait for this to unfold at Slam. Everyone will be shocked, I can guarantee you that Hank. The rumors are true yes, there will definitly be a big suprise in store for everyone. Thats all Ive got to say about that as well.
