Doesn't always look the way it looks
Feb 21, 2016 16:57:35 GMT -5
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Post by Morrigana Cooper on Feb 21, 2016 16:57:35 GMT -5
~•._*Morrigana ended a call. Checked her list. Phone rings again...*_.•~
Morrigana: Hey honey. Yea, I heard. That's bullshit!! You two HAD to split with the group!! But it's good for the group, right? Whatever!! You know I'm right! You heard me!! Don't talk to me like that!! Bullshit!! Fuck that!! I know Logan can be a handful! But, you KNEW that when you JOINED the group. So, don't give me that bullshit!! You KNEW The Family had a very unusual unique array of individuals in a group, that people would bump heads. But, we would be successful.
But, is your egos that friggin important that we had break and fraction up our group because of some stupid ass bullshit?!
Katherine Phoenix: Well, I have set up a meeting for you that can help you solve your and your friend's problems.
Morrigana: Thank you.
Katherine Phoenix: Just remember, one day my teddies will want also a favor.
Morrigana: I'll take that in consideration. Have a nice day.
Katherine Phoenix: You too, also have a nice day.
*CLICK*
~•._*Morrigana gets in Chevy truck and drives to the address on her phone, which should be just a a twenty five minute drive. The destination is a multi-food restaurant. Morrigana is to meet four individuals. They should solve The Family's problems or at least give Morrigana some answers.
Morrigana's truck pulls up to the restaurant and parks. She sighs and hesitates, for a second. She thinks to her self.*_.•~
Morrigana(thinking to herself): Am I being setup? Am I being the one FOR the hit? NAH!! LET'S DO THIS!!
~•._*Morrigana exits her truck, wearing reasonable nice female going out clothing. She enters the restaurant. Morrigana looks around, not knowing specifically who to look for, but once she saw a Welsh Dragon, a large New York Rat, a large Japanese Panda, and a large Italian Cheese Maggot that was exactly who she was suppose to meet.
Morrigana walked over to their table, which a waiter pulls another table over and attaches it to the other two tables.*_.•~
Waiter: Madam?
Morrigana: Diet coke... Nothing else. I'm fine.
~•._*The waiter walks away.*_.•~
New York Rat: Miss Morrigana.
Morrigana: Yes?
New York Rat: Our friend contacted us letting us your problem.
~•._*The waiter comes by and gives Morrigana her Diet Coke.*_.•~
Morrigana: Thank You.
~•._*Morrigana slips the waiter a five dollar tip and "cups his junk".*_.•~
Morrigana: It's not so much so of a problem...
~•._*A VERY large Chinese panda begins to breathe heavy.*_.•~
Japanese Panda: You hava beena... how you say... having problems?
Morrigana: Yes.
~•._*An reddish orange colored Welsh dragon slithers back and forth, side to side, while staying in place. It looks forward, looking at Morrigana intently. An Italian Cheese Maggot sits bubbling, until he moves and then he farts, making an awful smell. Everyone tries to be polite and cough quietly*_.•~
Italian Cheese Maggot: What? WHAT?! I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT!! I'M SORRY!! CAN WE GET BACK TO THE SITUATION AT HAND PLEASE.
Morrigana: What I am ask for is very very risky. My reputation is for shit. Trust me!! I got kicked out of UFC for sexual misconduct. Me and co-worker JUST took somebody ELSE out!!!! Don't think he's ever coming back!! So NOW, I'm asking you guys to take four prominent wrestlers here in WCF.... GRAYSON PIERCE! STEVE ORBIT!! ANDRE HOLMES!! And finally... luscious... Bonnie Blue... Easy on this one. Don't bruise this one up. I mean bust her up, but don't kill her. I don't give a rat's ass about the others. But, you can waste the other three, but... DON'T KILL BONNIE BLUE!! YOU HEAR ME?! SOFTEN THEM UP!! DON'T KILL BONNIE BLUE!!
~•._*The New York Rat nods with his front paws touching, agreeing with Morrigana. He looks at the Japanese Panda, who nods, who looks at the Welsh Dragon, who looks at the Italian Cheese Maggot. Morrigana slowly pulls outs a black briefcase and places it on the table.*_.•~
Morrigana: Then, we're all in agreement, if it looks like The Family isn't winning, you guys "TAKE THE SHOT", correct?
New York Rat: Yes!! I speak for all of us!! That will happen. The Gods that control all!! IT WILL HAPPEN!! IF THE FAMILY ISN'T WINNING SOMEONE WILL GET SHOT!!
~•._*Morrigana slides the briefcase over to the New York Rat. Morrigana finishes off her Diet Coke then stands up. Japanese Panda, New York Rat, Welsh Dragon, Italian Cheese Maggot also stand up. Morrigana shakes everyone's hands before leaving. She leaves the restaurant KNOWING she made the right choice for her team. This is the ONLY way to win. Morrigana gets in her truck and smiles. Exhales as she starts up her truck and drives away...*_.•~
*BOOOOM!!!!!*
~•._*The Restaurant blows up. Morrigana's phone rings.*_.•~
Morrigana: Hey honey! Yes! Plan executed!! Now what we need to do is to figure out a Rebellution execution! Ha! You like that huh! Orbit is not PART of Rebellution, but Pierce that slimey piece of shit. I've heard things about him. And Holmes. What HE did!! HIS DICK MUST BE CHOPPED OFF AND SHOVED DOWN HIS THROAT AND LET HIM CHOKE ON IT THAT MOTHERFUCKER!! HE NEEDS TO DIE!! DIE BITCH DIE!! I WANT TO SLAM HIM DOWN TO THE MAT AND GET HIM INTO A SUBMISSION AND NOT LET GO!! I WANT TO HEAR HIM SCREAM!! HIGH PITCH SCREAM!!
MAYBE HEAR A SNAP!! CARTILAGE SNAP!! SEPARATE A SHOULDER OR A KNEE!! Rebellution thinks they are messing around with bunch push arounds. But, they are not!! We know EXACTLY who we are messing with!!! STEVE ORBIT you are a legend in the making!! Andre Holmes Grayson Pierce you two are kinda... annoying. I'm going to enjoy twisting you into knots. Bouncing you off those ropes. I KNOW my wrestling do you? I KNOW submission wrestling. I KNOW my strikes. I know HOW to hit you and WHERE hit to you and with WHAT to hit you with. As everybody talks about that disgusting Oblivion, it will be The Submission Seductress Morrigana and the rest of The Family eliminating Rebellution and Steve Orbit!! Bonnie Blue. How 'bout you and I after the match, work off the frustrations in the shower? I promise I can convert you... COME TO THE DARK SIDE...
******SCENE FADES******
Morrigana: Hey honey. Yea, I heard. That's bullshit!! You two HAD to split with the group!! But it's good for the group, right? Whatever!! You know I'm right! You heard me!! Don't talk to me like that!! Bullshit!! Fuck that!! I know Logan can be a handful! But, you KNEW that when you JOINED the group. So, don't give me that bullshit!! You KNEW The Family had a very unusual unique array of individuals in a group, that people would bump heads. But, we would be successful.
But, is your egos that friggin important that we had break and fraction up our group because of some stupid ass bullshit?!
Katherine Phoenix: Well, I have set up a meeting for you that can help you solve your and your friend's problems.
Morrigana: Thank you.
Katherine Phoenix: Just remember, one day my teddies will want also a favor.
Morrigana: I'll take that in consideration. Have a nice day.
Katherine Phoenix: You too, also have a nice day.
*CLICK*
~•._*Morrigana gets in Chevy truck and drives to the address on her phone, which should be just a a twenty five minute drive. The destination is a multi-food restaurant. Morrigana is to meet four individuals. They should solve The Family's problems or at least give Morrigana some answers.
Morrigana's truck pulls up to the restaurant and parks. She sighs and hesitates, for a second. She thinks to her self.*_.•~
Morrigana(thinking to herself): Am I being setup? Am I being the one FOR the hit? NAH!! LET'S DO THIS!!
~•._*Morrigana exits her truck, wearing reasonable nice female going out clothing. She enters the restaurant. Morrigana looks around, not knowing specifically who to look for, but once she saw a Welsh Dragon, a large New York Rat, a large Japanese Panda, and a large Italian Cheese Maggot that was exactly who she was suppose to meet.
Morrigana walked over to their table, which a waiter pulls another table over and attaches it to the other two tables.*_.•~
Waiter: Madam?
Morrigana: Diet coke... Nothing else. I'm fine.
~•._*The waiter walks away.*_.•~
New York Rat: Miss Morrigana.
Morrigana: Yes?
New York Rat: Our friend contacted us letting us your problem.
~•._*The waiter comes by and gives Morrigana her Diet Coke.*_.•~
Morrigana: Thank You.
~•._*Morrigana slips the waiter a five dollar tip and "cups his junk".*_.•~
Morrigana: It's not so much so of a problem...
~•._*A VERY large Chinese panda begins to breathe heavy.*_.•~
Japanese Panda: You hava beena... how you say... having problems?
Morrigana: Yes.
~•._*An reddish orange colored Welsh dragon slithers back and forth, side to side, while staying in place. It looks forward, looking at Morrigana intently. An Italian Cheese Maggot sits bubbling, until he moves and then he farts, making an awful smell. Everyone tries to be polite and cough quietly*_.•~
Italian Cheese Maggot: What? WHAT?! I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT!! I'M SORRY!! CAN WE GET BACK TO THE SITUATION AT HAND PLEASE.
Morrigana: What I am ask for is very very risky. My reputation is for shit. Trust me!! I got kicked out of UFC for sexual misconduct. Me and co-worker JUST took somebody ELSE out!!!! Don't think he's ever coming back!! So NOW, I'm asking you guys to take four prominent wrestlers here in WCF.... GRAYSON PIERCE! STEVE ORBIT!! ANDRE HOLMES!! And finally... luscious... Bonnie Blue... Easy on this one. Don't bruise this one up. I mean bust her up, but don't kill her. I don't give a rat's ass about the others. But, you can waste the other three, but... DON'T KILL BONNIE BLUE!! YOU HEAR ME?! SOFTEN THEM UP!! DON'T KILL BONNIE BLUE!!
~•._*The New York Rat nods with his front paws touching, agreeing with Morrigana. He looks at the Japanese Panda, who nods, who looks at the Welsh Dragon, who looks at the Italian Cheese Maggot. Morrigana slowly pulls outs a black briefcase and places it on the table.*_.•~
Morrigana: Then, we're all in agreement, if it looks like The Family isn't winning, you guys "TAKE THE SHOT", correct?
New York Rat: Yes!! I speak for all of us!! That will happen. The Gods that control all!! IT WILL HAPPEN!! IF THE FAMILY ISN'T WINNING SOMEONE WILL GET SHOT!!
~•._*Morrigana slides the briefcase over to the New York Rat. Morrigana finishes off her Diet Coke then stands up. Japanese Panda, New York Rat, Welsh Dragon, Italian Cheese Maggot also stand up. Morrigana shakes everyone's hands before leaving. She leaves the restaurant KNOWING she made the right choice for her team. This is the ONLY way to win. Morrigana gets in her truck and smiles. Exhales as she starts up her truck and drives away...*_.•~
*BOOOOM!!!!!*
~•._*The Restaurant blows up. Morrigana's phone rings.*_.•~
Morrigana: Hey honey! Yes! Plan executed!! Now what we need to do is to figure out a Rebellution execution! Ha! You like that huh! Orbit is not PART of Rebellution, but Pierce that slimey piece of shit. I've heard things about him. And Holmes. What HE did!! HIS DICK MUST BE CHOPPED OFF AND SHOVED DOWN HIS THROAT AND LET HIM CHOKE ON IT THAT MOTHERFUCKER!! HE NEEDS TO DIE!! DIE BITCH DIE!! I WANT TO SLAM HIM DOWN TO THE MAT AND GET HIM INTO A SUBMISSION AND NOT LET GO!! I WANT TO HEAR HIM SCREAM!! HIGH PITCH SCREAM!!
MAYBE HEAR A SNAP!! CARTILAGE SNAP!! SEPARATE A SHOULDER OR A KNEE!! Rebellution thinks they are messing around with bunch push arounds. But, they are not!! We know EXACTLY who we are messing with!!! STEVE ORBIT you are a legend in the making!! Andre Holmes Grayson Pierce you two are kinda... annoying. I'm going to enjoy twisting you into knots. Bouncing you off those ropes. I KNOW my wrestling do you? I KNOW submission wrestling. I KNOW my strikes. I know HOW to hit you and WHERE hit to you and with WHAT to hit you with. As everybody talks about that disgusting Oblivion, it will be The Submission Seductress Morrigana and the rest of The Family eliminating Rebellution and Steve Orbit!! Bonnie Blue. How 'bout you and I after the match, work off the frustrations in the shower? I promise I can convert you... COME TO THE DARK SIDE...
******SCENE FADES******
