Reform for WCF, brought to you by Nobunaga
Feb 20, 2016 16:18:34 GMT -5
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Post by Hank the Reporter on Feb 20, 2016 16:18:34 GMT -5
Hello boys and girls, today is a special day. Today is the day that I bring you all the reform that WCF is in such desperate need of. As the new assistant of talent relations I have done away with the childish cookie policy. From now on we have something much more akin to what you all deserve, only the winners are paid. As K. L. Henson put it you don’t win you eat, and I am sure you are all wondering, “but Mr. Nobunaga how much will I get paid a match?” so for your insect like mind I have made this chart.
Newbie- $500 per win
Rookies- $1000 per win
Mid Card- $1500 per win
Main Event and above- $2000 per win
Know your rank, know your paycheck. Now to move onto something else I have made for all of you. The newest and most exclusive club full of whatever your heart desires, we offer the best of vices for you winner s out there, The Midnight Club. It’s only available to the most special few of you. You want in all you need to do is present a Serpent Coin. There are three coins that get you in, simply show it to the door and it will open for you.
Bronze- For those who are on a 3 win or better streak. Be careful though, lose a match and lose your entrance to the club.
Silver- For the champions, those who strive to be the best and have reached to top. Be careful though, losing your belt means giving up your Serpent Coin to the person who beat you.
Gold- For those who buy their way in, these people are the VIP's and you are probably wondering what the minimum cost is. Well if you have to ask then you can't afford it.
One last thing for all of you, I want to ask you how confident are you? How much do you really want to win? Are you willing to put it all on the line for your shot at victory? Well why don’t you prove it? Now following the WCF around will be a mobile bookie with the latest odds on who is going to win the match. Feel lucky, want to show everyone how much you believe in yourself? Place a bet with him for the chance to have some extra scratch in your pocket. Well that’s all I have for you today, good luck in your next matches and don’t disappoint me.
Newbie- $500 per win
Rookies- $1000 per win
Mid Card- $1500 per win
Main Event and above- $2000 per win
Know your rank, know your paycheck. Now to move onto something else I have made for all of you. The newest and most exclusive club full of whatever your heart desires, we offer the best of vices for you winner s out there, The Midnight Club. It’s only available to the most special few of you. You want in all you need to do is present a Serpent Coin. There are three coins that get you in, simply show it to the door and it will open for you.
Bronze- For those who are on a 3 win or better streak. Be careful though, lose a match and lose your entrance to the club.
Silver- For the champions, those who strive to be the best and have reached to top. Be careful though, losing your belt means giving up your Serpent Coin to the person who beat you.
Gold- For those who buy their way in, these people are the VIP's and you are probably wondering what the minimum cost is. Well if you have to ask then you can't afford it.
One last thing for all of you, I want to ask you how confident are you? How much do you really want to win? Are you willing to put it all on the line for your shot at victory? Well why don’t you prove it? Now following the WCF around will be a mobile bookie with the latest odds on who is going to win the match. Feel lucky, want to show everyone how much you believe in yourself? Place a bet with him for the chance to have some extra scratch in your pocket. Well that’s all I have for you today, good luck in your next matches and don’t disappoint me.
#CookiePower #You'reBoring #KatWannabe
Also... for those of you who don't have calculators on your phones... even if a main eventer won every single match he or she was in per year... they'd still be on less pennies than what I had the mid carder bears on 
what ever am I going to do? Please don't do that to me, Koala Lion. I know you think fondly of me still... perhaps even still love me! Come onnnnnnnnn don't be mean to me. You wouldn't want to see me cry, right? Hahahahahaha! 
