Post by Biggs on Dec 9, 2006 18:50:07 GMT -5
The familiar and annoying circus music is playing in the background. The arena, which has been hosting this performance yearly for the past five years, has once again sold-out and is going to bring the owner of the arena a nice profit once the circus ends their tour. There are three clowns juggling in the center of the platform. It's pre-show entertainment while everyone enters the arena and looks for their seats. There are quite a few celebrities at this performance, but none bigger than the presence of WCF Superstar, JJ Biggs. Alongside him, as always, is his longtime manager and friend Jake Hudson.
JJ Biggs: What the hell are we doing here, Jake?
Jake Hudson: Chill out, man. You've been working hard this week. You watched a great deal of film and you spent most of your time down at the training facility. Just think of this place as....your reward.
JJ Biggs: My reward? This place smells like ass and I don't find these circus performances entertaining.
Jake Hudson: My mother used to bring me to a circus just like this every year. I always enjoyed watching these people perform. And the place smells like ass because Thunder's girlfriend over there won't stop shitting!
Jake is pointing in the direction of an elephant. Jake chuckles to himself before stuffing a handful of popcorn into his mouth.
JJ Biggs: Speaking of Thunder, I still don't agree with this match being made. Thunder and Skyler Striker do not, and I repeat, do not deserve the opportunity to step into the ring with myself nor Danny Vice.
Jake Hudson: They may not deserve it, but they're getting the opportunity anyway. Besides, it's not even that big of a deal, man. Danny Vice knows Skyler Striker like the back of his hand, man. Skyler Striker goes for a move and Vice has it countered. It's simple; the only problem, which is a small problem at that, is Thunder.
JJ Biggs: Thunder..He's an interesting individual.
Jake Hudson: Indeed.
JJ Biggs: I believe I heard him say something earlier this week that really bothered me. If I remember correctly, which I'm sure I do, he stated that Danny Vice has been carrying me during my entire WCF Tag Team Title reign. Honestly? Has that man not been following anything that has gone on in this company? For most of my title reign, I've been defending the titles by myself. Up until a couple of weeks ago I didn't even have a partner. I was tired of embarrassing the tag-teams, or lack there of, in this company. I, by myself, resurrected the tag-team division as a whole. With the addition of Danny Vice, the puzzle is complete. He and I, Disorder by Design, will continue to dominate whom ever WCF throws in our way.
Jake Hudson: Indeed. Thunder doesn't know what he's talking about, man. When he speaks, you just try your best to ignore everything he says.
JJ Biggs: I try, but I can't. He talks like he has actually accomplished something in this company. WCF Management created the WCF People's Title for wrestlers like Thunder. The rejected, the people who couldn't handle being in limelight. That title, it's sole-purpose, is to have something for the lower-card to actually compete for. Thunder you've managed to defend that plastic, two dollar, People's Championship against new and unprepared signings or the people that WCF feels no longer deserve to even be in the middle of the card. Trying to mention that title as an accomplishment is foolish and it makes you look like a complete and total dumbass. It's worthless. I'd rather go without a championship strap than to have that piece of shit. I am JJ Biggs, I am the best...Good? No. Great? Yes.
People like you, Thunder, are only signed to a company like this because what's a company if we don't have anyone on roster with absolutely no talent? Every company needs a jobber, Thunder. Guess what? That's you. If I want someone to spar with on national television, they'll book me against you. So, please, stop thinking your actually a decent wrestler all because you've been booked in against two great wrestlers. You're there to put on a show..you're in this match to please the fans. Your blood will be spilled.
Jake Hudson: Thunder or Lightning, or Rain, or Snow, whatever you want to be called. As far as I'm concerned, you need to stick to wrestling people like David Alastair. JJ Biggs and Danny Vice are on a whole other level. These two are the two that wCF needs to build around. These two are the future, and the present...you're neither. When you're in a match, the crowd struggles to stay awake. During your matches the concession stands stop selling beer and they start to sell coffee. You don't hear cheers, you hear snores. Hell, when I saw Skyler Striker wrestle for the first time, I actually thought I had seen the worst. I'm sorry, but you've taken that spot away from him.
The show is finally ready to begin. About twenty people, all clad in paint, run onto the platform. They do flips, twirls, jumps, kicks, kung-fu, and all of that crazy shit and the audience cheers loudly.
JJ Biggs: Just thinking about your past matches are starting to make me tired. Talking about you is starting to make me sick. So, if you don't mind, I'm going to try to enjoy the circus. I hate these things, but anything is better than even thinking of you.
JJ laughs and Jake goes back to eating his popcorn. The show continues on as the scene slowly begins to fade out.[/b]
JJ Biggs: What the hell are we doing here, Jake?
Jake Hudson: Chill out, man. You've been working hard this week. You watched a great deal of film and you spent most of your time down at the training facility. Just think of this place as....your reward.
JJ Biggs: My reward? This place smells like ass and I don't find these circus performances entertaining.
Jake Hudson: My mother used to bring me to a circus just like this every year. I always enjoyed watching these people perform. And the place smells like ass because Thunder's girlfriend over there won't stop shitting!
Jake is pointing in the direction of an elephant. Jake chuckles to himself before stuffing a handful of popcorn into his mouth.
JJ Biggs: Speaking of Thunder, I still don't agree with this match being made. Thunder and Skyler Striker do not, and I repeat, do not deserve the opportunity to step into the ring with myself nor Danny Vice.
Jake Hudson: They may not deserve it, but they're getting the opportunity anyway. Besides, it's not even that big of a deal, man. Danny Vice knows Skyler Striker like the back of his hand, man. Skyler Striker goes for a move and Vice has it countered. It's simple; the only problem, which is a small problem at that, is Thunder.
JJ Biggs: Thunder..He's an interesting individual.
Jake Hudson: Indeed.
JJ Biggs: I believe I heard him say something earlier this week that really bothered me. If I remember correctly, which I'm sure I do, he stated that Danny Vice has been carrying me during my entire WCF Tag Team Title reign. Honestly? Has that man not been following anything that has gone on in this company? For most of my title reign, I've been defending the titles by myself. Up until a couple of weeks ago I didn't even have a partner. I was tired of embarrassing the tag-teams, or lack there of, in this company. I, by myself, resurrected the tag-team division as a whole. With the addition of Danny Vice, the puzzle is complete. He and I, Disorder by Design, will continue to dominate whom ever WCF throws in our way.
Jake Hudson: Indeed. Thunder doesn't know what he's talking about, man. When he speaks, you just try your best to ignore everything he says.
JJ Biggs: I try, but I can't. He talks like he has actually accomplished something in this company. WCF Management created the WCF People's Title for wrestlers like Thunder. The rejected, the people who couldn't handle being in limelight. That title, it's sole-purpose, is to have something for the lower-card to actually compete for. Thunder you've managed to defend that plastic, two dollar, People's Championship against new and unprepared signings or the people that WCF feels no longer deserve to even be in the middle of the card. Trying to mention that title as an accomplishment is foolish and it makes you look like a complete and total dumbass. It's worthless. I'd rather go without a championship strap than to have that piece of shit. I am JJ Biggs, I am the best...Good? No. Great? Yes.
People like you, Thunder, are only signed to a company like this because what's a company if we don't have anyone on roster with absolutely no talent? Every company needs a jobber, Thunder. Guess what? That's you. If I want someone to spar with on national television, they'll book me against you. So, please, stop thinking your actually a decent wrestler all because you've been booked in against two great wrestlers. You're there to put on a show..you're in this match to please the fans. Your blood will be spilled.
Jake Hudson: Thunder or Lightning, or Rain, or Snow, whatever you want to be called. As far as I'm concerned, you need to stick to wrestling people like David Alastair. JJ Biggs and Danny Vice are on a whole other level. These two are the two that wCF needs to build around. These two are the future, and the present...you're neither. When you're in a match, the crowd struggles to stay awake. During your matches the concession stands stop selling beer and they start to sell coffee. You don't hear cheers, you hear snores. Hell, when I saw Skyler Striker wrestle for the first time, I actually thought I had seen the worst. I'm sorry, but you've taken that spot away from him.
The show is finally ready to begin. About twenty people, all clad in paint, run onto the platform. They do flips, twirls, jumps, kicks, kung-fu, and all of that crazy shit and the audience cheers loudly.
JJ Biggs: Just thinking about your past matches are starting to make me tired. Talking about you is starting to make me sick. So, if you don't mind, I'm going to try to enjoy the circus. I hate these things, but anything is better than even thinking of you.
JJ laughs and Jake goes back to eating his popcorn. The show continues on as the scene slowly begins to fade out.[/b]
