Post by Zombie DankMorris on Feb 18, 2016 18:09:08 GMT -5
RP1
WCF Slam Presents:
Zombie McMorris in…
ZMAC done killed a White Bitch LOLZ N’ now kills a bunch more
Ft. NEW CHARACTERS
AND… idk, you’ll find out when I do
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Chatper I: O Lawdy, I done spilt dat White Honey-Poon
O Lawdy, I done spilt dat White Honey-Poon, LOL. Yo Twilight, Go suck a dick, next time you want to step to ol’Z. Jay Price tried to do you a solid and slip you into a good spot. What the fuck happened? What the fuck did you do?
#oh #yah
You done did egg-zackly what I done told you NOT to do. But you gone do it anyway. You’re a woman like that or some shit.
Or.. some shit.
Don’t think I ain’t above fuckin no tranny.
Ass poon is ass poon, just the same. I just get a joy stick and a sack of peanuts for that rear admiral ride around the motel 6.
Or WCF arena.
Same difference really. I mean, like really… your stock in WZF couldn’t draw a roomful at the motel 6, let alone the front row of the Slam arena. But you got family.. or sumshit
IDK… you’re just a lame fuccboi, legit, and Honey Badger done cruised on by.
Sad Twilight BOO fuckin HOO, BT-dubs… Its sad when ZMAC is the most iconic thing goin in WZF.
Not sad.. just you know.. Ironic.
LOL
Guess I’ll get to that second chapter now. You know.. while you’re stuck raging over the the first one.
Like the first chapter in your career
LOL
Aw shit, dats 2 fah 2.
O and I guess theirs like breaking news that you quit during the course of the production of this piece... LOLZ. how the fuck is that news? the Verbal beatdown stands.
Deal with it.
________________________________
Chapter II: Open up, Itz ‘DA PLOT ‘
** So like, whats this all about? Another round of “ what do do with ZMAC” with the feature player of Seth Lerch? Cant have ol’ Z murk everybody in the IT title match.. hmm.. or can you? IDK, Seth, like, that’s cool. I’ll come up with mildly entertaining ramble as we go. I think that’s best. I think we all agree that’s best. No one likes ZMAC all try hard with that forced narrative and dialogue bit. Shee-it, I cant handle more than 2 guys up on the scene at once. But that’s why I got CVC and Beavs up in here with me.
And Beavs, we kool but like, I’m going to post some shit. Like its either gonna be that good kush or just albino diarrhea. Just a legit white hot mess. Worst of all, I feel for CVC ( No I don’t lolz) and dude, don’t take that wrong way. I mean like, you work hard as a mother up in here but this is the part where Ol’ Z cruises on through. Ya dig? Plus like, what, Chance Von Crank. CVC? That’s like, a thing? 3 letters and a bowl of soup. Yah, I mean, WZFs good for that. Three letters and a couple of months of decent results. We had one of those a while back and lets just say.. you don’t want to be him ( cough, not cough, DVS )So just FYI, three letters initials don’t work out. Unless of course you’re NVL.. but then theres that whole Legion fiasco. Let us not go there, it was a silly place.
LOL Monty Python puns.
Son, we doin that shit up in here.
Speaking of poor puns, Tiffany white, you still breathin? Yo, CVC, go check that bitches pulse cuz I don’t think we got a live one here. I mean like, CVC, meet FPV- er- “ Tiffany White.” He went to that logan school of ‘ I done fucked up my gimmick so let me re-roll as a woman’ Or was that Twilight? I mean like, could you fuck up those tropes anymore? Militant poker player cuz you want equality and fair treatment yet you need to seem like you’re “one of the boys” because you were never really one of the boys. Did all that Roy Speede fan fiction fuck up really screw up your head that fuckin bad?
And you a lesbian? Brooding, washed up, twat of a lesbian.
LOL Yo, so I guess Sarah Twilight wants me to kick her ass twice in 2 weeks cuz ol’ Z feels like dats whats going to happen. Black magic to wrestling is the same as poker player to wrestler.
You just had spare time in between mastering poker ( which fuck you, you cant ) to become a trained 24/7 “ combat sport athlete “ as Fgt Riddick likes to say, even though he’s the most bleeding heart of all on WZF.
“Cute female” check !
Brooding twat – check!
exceptional proficiency with some arbitrary skill or talent? – check!
Pseudo lesbian? Check!
like hold up. Let me pull out your gimmick word fo’ word with a little copy / pasta magic
Militant Lesbian. Chronic womanizer. Has a deep hatred for men. After making a fortune on the professional poker circuit, White has come to the WCF to prove once again women can beat men in anything, although this time perhaps a bit more literally.
Have you ever been a woman a day in your life? Vic, dude, do you not have a mother, sisters, aunts? Anything? I’m a chronic womanizer. You’re just a skanky azz ho whose trying to cover up for daddy issues. Like, I’m glad you’ve ‘ made a fortune’ on the poker circuit, but now, like.. professional wrestling? Because those things add up. Like Twilight being a master at chess and black magic but also needs to hurt people, because… ya’ll got some weak ass gimmicks up in here. You gone struggle up in here. Like, who else is on your team?
Teo? Taco del trump? LOL I skipped him last week. I’mma skip him this week, too.
Extreme? One half of Dat Hawt American Darkness? Seth, why don’t chu team us up? We’re heel. We mesh.
Shee-it, you’re a wo-MAN, alone on this front vicffany. You know that Me, Dustin and 3 letter soup nazi over here are going to bury under the floor boards for another 3 years till you can come up with another shitty gimmick. Maybe you can come back as Vic after all.
Maybe those “ BOOM HEAD SHOTS” Will actually be super kicks and NOT my jizz on your face.
LOL
Or maybe you think Bernard Core is going to save you? The head of the scout troop? The man who IZ a man, BT-Dubs. You gone rely on men to save you? How about Venge.. he’s like a dish soap Oblivion… whose also off being a woman #spoilers
Dats a joke, Seth. It’s a Similie. Vengence is LIKE dish soap. You wash your hands of him. Its because he’s a dollar store Oblivion. He is not the keeper of the nay-nay. More like the keeper of the “ ain’t no fuckin way.”
Dudes just a bitch. In fact, just about every dude up in here is a legit bitch. Minus my boi Extreme. And Atryu? You’re still a thing? Wernt you, you know… head of gummi bear duty or some shit? Or did that go away on some skippable slam segment?
Its skippable Seth, because no one cares about Benjimen “ Hasn’t done anything since 2012” Atreyu. Dudes like CVC could be getting that talent spot. At least CVC is out there every week and not hiding behind a desk while KP trolls the fucking roster with cookie packages and sweet tarts.
That’s who you are, Atreyu. Like, lets just be fucking honest. You’re just the talent dude who fucked up so hes got to lace his boots back up only fail at the wrestling thing again. And we all know you know a thing or two about failure
LOL **
:: KNOCK KNOCK! ::
** LOL OH SHIT SON, WHATS DAT? **
:: ZMAC, open up! Its da plot! ::
** Damn son, I shoulda known sumthin was up when I wrote the title card. Welp, lets see what it wants **
:: BANG! BANG, BANG! ::
The thuds banged against the molded plastic lid of my class-6 dumpster. That faded and chipped blue with the hint of rust, regret and drift0r( big fuckin 0 ) semen . It smelt like festering trash, rust, regret and drifter semen.
** And no, that wasn’t a copy /paste repeat- that’s just how ZMAC handles his fung shey. Or FUCK SHWING, AMIRITE? Wanyes World Puns… party time, excellent Lol dats 2. **
The lid lifts up with authority as a man in a yellow polo shirt and business casual sense and sensibility stands over my humble, hall of fame worthy abode.
“ Zombie DankMorris Esq.?” LOLZ. “ It is I, Perry P. Plotterton of Mason construction and I have come to inform you that your dumpster is set for fire in two minutes.”
** Son, this dumpster is always set to ‘fire’ and ‘stun;’ ZMAC ain’t no mother fuckin red shirt. No ensin ricky be I. **
I look up from my morning hustler and used napkin of coffee grounds that I was mashing between my teeth to see this man telling me to hitch my thumb and take a hike.
** Who, me? But I got things to pack ( So many things ) **
“ Are those, human testicles?” Perry asked.
** Yes, those things. **
“ Ugh, how do you live like this?” Perry continued to invade my privacy and gross himself out at the same time so I hopped out of the dumpster and spit the wad of coffee grounds into the kitchen trash can I had all set up nice, nice until this pen-is had to come along and ruin it.
“ Comfortably. Its more than I can say for your yellow polo that’s screaming for some sweet release. Now am I to assume that it is YOU, personally, that’s going to evict me?”
“ Well no but this gas station is set for demolition. That includes this dumpster. And it is only by PR that you’re even being told about this. The company that has bought this land, that which I cannot name ( Harry Potter Puns), does not want the death of a human life on its hands. Now if we’re done here, I have things to do. Hope that I don’t have to come back.”
I curled my tongue and laughed like an exhausted dog in a hot car. “ Please do,” I replied “ My character needs so much more developing.” Perry the pussy-puss, over here taps his foot on the pavement and thinks it over for a minute before trying that pseudo Italian threat. You know the one,
“ Don’t make me have to come back.”
** Fgt, I write the shit. I’ll have you cart wheel over a flaming school bus filled with gasoline and used condoms; don’t mess with me. **
Perry takes his leave and I, well I gotta see whats up with this demolition stuff. I got memories N’ shit in that dumpster. I take a swaggerous approach from around the back of the gas station to the front and notice that yes, indeed them rumors are true. Boxes and bags and a large dumpster that isn’t my own is being used to clear out the Sip & Go. Bitches be cheating on Ol’ Z with another dumpster. Walking inside, that hot piece of poon I tap to keep the dumpster, Tammy, is bent over with them daisy dukes barely covering her muff. However, Gary, the owner cut me off before I could break IT off.
“ Z, my man. I’m sorry about all this”. Gary was at least half way genuine about being apologetic. If’n a man can be in a white button down, balding head and dark green pants with suspenders. Some fifty something fgt that put his life into a gas station that has crumbled before him. “ Government done found out about our videos”
**Our videos LOL. Gary has been tapping me banging Tammy while she’s turnt up out of her skull and sold it online **
“ Apparently theres laws about exploiting workers and stuff, so they shut down shop and slapped me with a hefty fine. So, I’m sorry, but this is the end. I guess you have till the end of the day to clean out your desk; as it were.” His eyes got misty behind his glasses. I feel that he really enjoyed the videos – like a lot. And I did too. I know that Tammy did, but she was giving me the silent treatment. It spoke up like this was ‘my fault.’ And sure, probably was but fuck it. Onward and upward. But where? Then it hit me. It hit me like a shitty beacon on a an even shittier hill. Across the street stood a Home Goods blackslash/ TJ Maxx ( triple X? well damn, its about to be.) I walk across the street to start a new life of the same old, same old. But something tells me its going to be different.
** ‘ how so?’ You ask ol’ Z. ‘ How can that be? All you do is slack off. You got no will to go on. It shows. Its ire apparent. Painly true.’ Well as painfully true as it is, it is only true for you. Only you feel the pain. Only YOU at home, watching this on the WCF network or trolling over the transcripts with a fine thooth comb
LOOK ZMAC DONE MISPELLEDEDED A WORD!!!
Bunch of fucking F.G.T’s.
Like look at this. Look at this hype. Hardest working man in WCF, WCFs greatest undead legend, the truly immortal, immortal; smackin his dick against the cheeks of those lesser men - excluding the other half of the Hawt American Darkness. O’ and maybe my team mates too but CVC ain’t done anything for me to even look at him a second time. At least Beavs takes the time to plot his shit out and come hard with. Ain’t even nobody else coming like that. Ol’ Z is here because its another week into the LONGEST ACTIVE CARRER IN WCF HISTORY
2 and a half years, no breaks, suck a dick.
oh, jay price wants to say something
GAH GAH GAH.. suck a dick, homo FGT
Logan, now you want to try hard and take that cash in brief case to the bank? Get yourself some skittlzes and taste the rainbow that is the bountiful cornucopia of my nut sack?? CUZ NOWS THE FUCKIN TIME!!
How about Tort with his “ I’ve been undefeated for a year” Son, your career is about as real as a Ken dolls breast implant. Don’t even step to ol’ Z with that jibbah jabbah lessen you want me to make you famous for a 2nd time.
What else we got? Oh, right. 8 other FGTs who ain’t got shit goin on except this mother fucker right the fuck here, double fistin golden straps like my name was Nagasaki of McDonalds. Who the fuck are the rest of these basement level doormats to me?
A killah. I’m a arsonist of the verbal degree. Ol’ Z can turn a sonnet into a rape case real fuckin quick, if’n you get my drift. What are these dudes coming with? Hope, fantasy, that fucking LOL factory called ‘ character development?’
Develop this: ain’t none of you going to be half of what I am. If’n you could, you would have done it already. But seein’ as you didn’t, must be cuz you cant. Legit. But we can have this little match. We can have this match but remember at the end of it; I still got these belts. And the rest of ya’ll are just hungry mother fuckers tryin to get a crumb from ya ol’ pal pauly.
FUCKIN ROCKY PUNS UP IN HERE!!!
Where dat cinema title at; that’s my next stop. Put frosty in that ice box rail car, we goin to the north pole to save Christmas.
By Frosty I mean that wishy-washy body of work known as the WCF, by box car, I mean get on my fuckin back and by North pole to save Christmas, I mean WCF as a whole this week and EVERY MOTHER FUVCKIN WEEK on Slam. And don't cha'll be like "ZMAC dont be a deadpool fgt." ZMAC done been killin it longer than Wade Wilson even been a fuckin thang in pop culture. Deadpool might molest the 4th wall... but the 4th wall gots a restraining order against ol' Z.
I ain’t no Maltese Falcon, doe. I ain't no punk azz bitch like that.
But I am the mother fuckin Honey Badger… and Honey Badger don’t give a shit!!! ***
DEUCES BITCH
WCF Slam Presents:
Zombie McMorris in…
ZMAC done killed a White Bitch LOLZ N’ now kills a bunch more
Ft. NEW CHARACTERS
AND… idk, you’ll find out when I do
__________________________________________________
Chatper I: O Lawdy, I done spilt dat White Honey-Poon
O Lawdy, I done spilt dat White Honey-Poon, LOL. Yo Twilight, Go suck a dick, next time you want to step to ol’Z. Jay Price tried to do you a solid and slip you into a good spot. What the fuck happened? What the fuck did you do?
#oh #yah
You done did egg-zackly what I done told you NOT to do. But you gone do it anyway. You’re a woman like that or some shit.
Or.. some shit.
Don’t think I ain’t above fuckin no tranny.
Ass poon is ass poon, just the same. I just get a joy stick and a sack of peanuts for that rear admiral ride around the motel 6.
Or WCF arena.
Same difference really. I mean, like really… your stock in WZF couldn’t draw a roomful at the motel 6, let alone the front row of the Slam arena. But you got family.. or sumshit
IDK… you’re just a lame fuccboi, legit, and Honey Badger done cruised on by.
Sad Twilight BOO fuckin HOO, BT-dubs… Its sad when ZMAC is the most iconic thing goin in WZF.
Not sad.. just you know.. Ironic.
LOL
Guess I’ll get to that second chapter now. You know.. while you’re stuck raging over the the first one.
Like the first chapter in your career
LOL
Aw shit, dats 2 fah 2.
O and I guess theirs like breaking news that you quit during the course of the production of this piece... LOLZ. how the fuck is that news? the Verbal beatdown stands.
Deal with it.
________________________________
Chapter II: Open up, Itz ‘DA PLOT ‘
** So like, whats this all about? Another round of “ what do do with ZMAC” with the feature player of Seth Lerch? Cant have ol’ Z murk everybody in the IT title match.. hmm.. or can you? IDK, Seth, like, that’s cool. I’ll come up with mildly entertaining ramble as we go. I think that’s best. I think we all agree that’s best. No one likes ZMAC all try hard with that forced narrative and dialogue bit. Shee-it, I cant handle more than 2 guys up on the scene at once. But that’s why I got CVC and Beavs up in here with me.
And Beavs, we kool but like, I’m going to post some shit. Like its either gonna be that good kush or just albino diarrhea. Just a legit white hot mess. Worst of all, I feel for CVC ( No I don’t lolz) and dude, don’t take that wrong way. I mean like, you work hard as a mother up in here but this is the part where Ol’ Z cruises on through. Ya dig? Plus like, what, Chance Von Crank. CVC? That’s like, a thing? 3 letters and a bowl of soup. Yah, I mean, WZFs good for that. Three letters and a couple of months of decent results. We had one of those a while back and lets just say.. you don’t want to be him ( cough, not cough, DVS )So just FYI, three letters initials don’t work out. Unless of course you’re NVL.. but then theres that whole Legion fiasco. Let us not go there, it was a silly place.
LOL Monty Python puns.
Son, we doin that shit up in here.
Speaking of poor puns, Tiffany white, you still breathin? Yo, CVC, go check that bitches pulse cuz I don’t think we got a live one here. I mean like, CVC, meet FPV- er- “ Tiffany White.” He went to that logan school of ‘ I done fucked up my gimmick so let me re-roll as a woman’ Or was that Twilight? I mean like, could you fuck up those tropes anymore? Militant poker player cuz you want equality and fair treatment yet you need to seem like you’re “one of the boys” because you were never really one of the boys. Did all that Roy Speede fan fiction fuck up really screw up your head that fuckin bad?
And you a lesbian? Brooding, washed up, twat of a lesbian.
LOL Yo, so I guess Sarah Twilight wants me to kick her ass twice in 2 weeks cuz ol’ Z feels like dats whats going to happen. Black magic to wrestling is the same as poker player to wrestler.
You just had spare time in between mastering poker ( which fuck you, you cant ) to become a trained 24/7 “ combat sport athlete “ as Fgt Riddick likes to say, even though he’s the most bleeding heart of all on WZF.
“Cute female” check !
Brooding twat – check!
exceptional proficiency with some arbitrary skill or talent? – check!
Pseudo lesbian? Check!
like hold up. Let me pull out your gimmick word fo’ word with a little copy / pasta magic
Militant Lesbian. Chronic womanizer. Has a deep hatred for men. After making a fortune on the professional poker circuit, White has come to the WCF to prove once again women can beat men in anything, although this time perhaps a bit more literally.
Have you ever been a woman a day in your life? Vic, dude, do you not have a mother, sisters, aunts? Anything? I’m a chronic womanizer. You’re just a skanky azz ho whose trying to cover up for daddy issues. Like, I’m glad you’ve ‘ made a fortune’ on the poker circuit, but now, like.. professional wrestling? Because those things add up. Like Twilight being a master at chess and black magic but also needs to hurt people, because… ya’ll got some weak ass gimmicks up in here. You gone struggle up in here. Like, who else is on your team?
Teo? Taco del trump? LOL I skipped him last week. I’mma skip him this week, too.
Extreme? One half of Dat Hawt American Darkness? Seth, why don’t chu team us up? We’re heel. We mesh.
Shee-it, you’re a wo-MAN, alone on this front vicffany. You know that Me, Dustin and 3 letter soup nazi over here are going to bury under the floor boards for another 3 years till you can come up with another shitty gimmick. Maybe you can come back as Vic after all.
Maybe those “ BOOM HEAD SHOTS” Will actually be super kicks and NOT my jizz on your face.
LOL
Or maybe you think Bernard Core is going to save you? The head of the scout troop? The man who IZ a man, BT-Dubs. You gone rely on men to save you? How about Venge.. he’s like a dish soap Oblivion… whose also off being a woman #spoilers
Dats a joke, Seth. It’s a Similie. Vengence is LIKE dish soap. You wash your hands of him. Its because he’s a dollar store Oblivion. He is not the keeper of the nay-nay. More like the keeper of the “ ain’t no fuckin way.”
Dudes just a bitch. In fact, just about every dude up in here is a legit bitch. Minus my boi Extreme. And Atryu? You’re still a thing? Wernt you, you know… head of gummi bear duty or some shit? Or did that go away on some skippable slam segment?
Its skippable Seth, because no one cares about Benjimen “ Hasn’t done anything since 2012” Atreyu. Dudes like CVC could be getting that talent spot. At least CVC is out there every week and not hiding behind a desk while KP trolls the fucking roster with cookie packages and sweet tarts.
That’s who you are, Atreyu. Like, lets just be fucking honest. You’re just the talent dude who fucked up so hes got to lace his boots back up only fail at the wrestling thing again. And we all know you know a thing or two about failure
LOL **
:: KNOCK KNOCK! ::
** LOL OH SHIT SON, WHATS DAT? **
:: ZMAC, open up! Its da plot! ::
** Damn son, I shoulda known sumthin was up when I wrote the title card. Welp, lets see what it wants **
:: BANG! BANG, BANG! ::
The thuds banged against the molded plastic lid of my class-6 dumpster. That faded and chipped blue with the hint of rust, regret and drift0r( big fuckin 0 ) semen . It smelt like festering trash, rust, regret and drifter semen.
** And no, that wasn’t a copy /paste repeat- that’s just how ZMAC handles his fung shey. Or FUCK SHWING, AMIRITE? Wanyes World Puns… party time, excellent Lol dats 2. **
The lid lifts up with authority as a man in a yellow polo shirt and business casual sense and sensibility stands over my humble, hall of fame worthy abode.
“ Zombie DankMorris Esq.?” LOLZ. “ It is I, Perry P. Plotterton of Mason construction and I have come to inform you that your dumpster is set for fire in two minutes.”
** Son, this dumpster is always set to ‘fire’ and ‘stun;’ ZMAC ain’t no mother fuckin red shirt. No ensin ricky be I. **
I look up from my morning hustler and used napkin of coffee grounds that I was mashing between my teeth to see this man telling me to hitch my thumb and take a hike.
** Who, me? But I got things to pack ( So many things ) **
“ Are those, human testicles?” Perry asked.
** Yes, those things. **
“ Ugh, how do you live like this?” Perry continued to invade my privacy and gross himself out at the same time so I hopped out of the dumpster and spit the wad of coffee grounds into the kitchen trash can I had all set up nice, nice until this pen-is had to come along and ruin it.
“ Comfortably. Its more than I can say for your yellow polo that’s screaming for some sweet release. Now am I to assume that it is YOU, personally, that’s going to evict me?”
“ Well no but this gas station is set for demolition. That includes this dumpster. And it is only by PR that you’re even being told about this. The company that has bought this land, that which I cannot name ( Harry Potter Puns), does not want the death of a human life on its hands. Now if we’re done here, I have things to do. Hope that I don’t have to come back.”
I curled my tongue and laughed like an exhausted dog in a hot car. “ Please do,” I replied “ My character needs so much more developing.” Perry the pussy-puss, over here taps his foot on the pavement and thinks it over for a minute before trying that pseudo Italian threat. You know the one,
“ Don’t make me have to come back.”
** Fgt, I write the shit. I’ll have you cart wheel over a flaming school bus filled with gasoline and used condoms; don’t mess with me. **
Perry takes his leave and I, well I gotta see whats up with this demolition stuff. I got memories N’ shit in that dumpster. I take a swaggerous approach from around the back of the gas station to the front and notice that yes, indeed them rumors are true. Boxes and bags and a large dumpster that isn’t my own is being used to clear out the Sip & Go. Bitches be cheating on Ol’ Z with another dumpster. Walking inside, that hot piece of poon I tap to keep the dumpster, Tammy, is bent over with them daisy dukes barely covering her muff. However, Gary, the owner cut me off before I could break IT off.
“ Z, my man. I’m sorry about all this”. Gary was at least half way genuine about being apologetic. If’n a man can be in a white button down, balding head and dark green pants with suspenders. Some fifty something fgt that put his life into a gas station that has crumbled before him. “ Government done found out about our videos”
**Our videos LOL. Gary has been tapping me banging Tammy while she’s turnt up out of her skull and sold it online **
“ Apparently theres laws about exploiting workers and stuff, so they shut down shop and slapped me with a hefty fine. So, I’m sorry, but this is the end. I guess you have till the end of the day to clean out your desk; as it were.” His eyes got misty behind his glasses. I feel that he really enjoyed the videos – like a lot. And I did too. I know that Tammy did, but she was giving me the silent treatment. It spoke up like this was ‘my fault.’ And sure, probably was but fuck it. Onward and upward. But where? Then it hit me. It hit me like a shitty beacon on a an even shittier hill. Across the street stood a Home Goods blackslash/ TJ Maxx ( triple X? well damn, its about to be.) I walk across the street to start a new life of the same old, same old. But something tells me its going to be different.
** ‘ how so?’ You ask ol’ Z. ‘ How can that be? All you do is slack off. You got no will to go on. It shows. Its ire apparent. Painly true.’ Well as painfully true as it is, it is only true for you. Only you feel the pain. Only YOU at home, watching this on the WCF network or trolling over the transcripts with a fine thooth comb
LOOK ZMAC DONE MISPELLEDEDED A WORD!!!
Bunch of fucking F.G.T’s.
Like look at this. Look at this hype. Hardest working man in WCF, WCFs greatest undead legend, the truly immortal, immortal; smackin his dick against the cheeks of those lesser men - excluding the other half of the Hawt American Darkness. O’ and maybe my team mates too but CVC ain’t done anything for me to even look at him a second time. At least Beavs takes the time to plot his shit out and come hard with. Ain’t even nobody else coming like that. Ol’ Z is here because its another week into the LONGEST ACTIVE CARRER IN WCF HISTORY
2 and a half years, no breaks, suck a dick.
oh, jay price wants to say something
GAH GAH GAH.. suck a dick, homo FGT
Logan, now you want to try hard and take that cash in brief case to the bank? Get yourself some skittlzes and taste the rainbow that is the bountiful cornucopia of my nut sack?? CUZ NOWS THE FUCKIN TIME!!
How about Tort with his “ I’ve been undefeated for a year” Son, your career is about as real as a Ken dolls breast implant. Don’t even step to ol’ Z with that jibbah jabbah lessen you want me to make you famous for a 2nd time.
What else we got? Oh, right. 8 other FGTs who ain’t got shit goin on except this mother fucker right the fuck here, double fistin golden straps like my name was Nagasaki of McDonalds. Who the fuck are the rest of these basement level doormats to me?
A killah. I’m a arsonist of the verbal degree. Ol’ Z can turn a sonnet into a rape case real fuckin quick, if’n you get my drift. What are these dudes coming with? Hope, fantasy, that fucking LOL factory called ‘ character development?’
Develop this: ain’t none of you going to be half of what I am. If’n you could, you would have done it already. But seein’ as you didn’t, must be cuz you cant. Legit. But we can have this little match. We can have this match but remember at the end of it; I still got these belts. And the rest of ya’ll are just hungry mother fuckers tryin to get a crumb from ya ol’ pal pauly.
FUCKIN ROCKY PUNS UP IN HERE!!!
Where dat cinema title at; that’s my next stop. Put frosty in that ice box rail car, we goin to the north pole to save Christmas.
By Frosty I mean that wishy-washy body of work known as the WCF, by box car, I mean get on my fuckin back and by North pole to save Christmas, I mean WCF as a whole this week and EVERY MOTHER FUVCKIN WEEK on Slam. And don't cha'll be like "ZMAC dont be a deadpool fgt." ZMAC done been killin it longer than Wade Wilson even been a fuckin thang in pop culture. Deadpool might molest the 4th wall... but the 4th wall gots a restraining order against ol' Z.
I ain’t no Maltese Falcon, doe. I ain't no punk azz bitch like that.
But I am the mother fuckin Honey Badger… and Honey Badger don’t give a shit!!! ***
DEUCES BITCH
