Post by Jack of Blades on Oct 23, 2006 17:02:11 GMT -5
Hello kids,
I am your friend. Grammatically As Well As Politically Correct Halicitidae and I am here, in your school, with your teacher’s permission, of course, to teach you about correct grammar. Now I know, Torture did this a few weeks back but let’s face it, grammar from The Tort? I would rather shove a nine-inch screw into my penis hole. In fact, that happened. It’s how that band got its name. You know? Nine-Inch Screw Into The Penis Hole Of Grammatically As Well As Politically Correct Halicitidae? No? Not a fan? Oh well, because I am not here to talk to you about popular music. At least, not ones that involve piercing my penis. No, we are here today for the reverence and awe of grammar.
More specifically, in case any bastards reading this notice a mistake in my grammar and capitalize, I’m going to talk specifically about a magical prospect of language, to stop such phoney capitalists capitalizing on my capital corrections. That device, why that is the question mark. You see, when I ask you a question, I cannot vocalize that I am asking a question through any such method. Only changing my vocalization to empathize this. In writing, we can use the question mark though. With all, questions, whether they be impertinent or important, we should use a question mark in writing.
For example:
'Have you seen my keys?'
(Note the question mark to finalize and signify it as an enquiry.)
And the correct response:
'No I haven’t, your militant black assistant swallowed them.'
Note that there is no question mark in the response. It was not needed. Unless of course, you would like to ask a question back. Question marks are extremely important; if someone wanted to write a question and did not use one then the universe could implode into a cone forever echoing the question to the void with no reaction. It is also imperative that you not use question marks too much. Sometimes you may prefer to use declarative statements. As a result, such question marks are not needed. Examine:
'You are an assroach?'
You see, in this case, you are wanting to reaffirm that the person that you are partaking with through interlocution is in fact, a dirty female part. Of course, it could be possible that you are talking with a giant androgynous organ and would like to confirm such a status of their entity. In any other possibility, it should be:
'You are an assroach.'
See, it works. I suggest you try writing this on pieces of paper and passing it to others to check your method. Before that, I would like to share with you an article that goes against grammar and perhaps politics. You see, wrestler, Dake Ken occasionally likes to wax musingly. As a result, he often asks things about the nature of the universe. It’s either existentialist or really shit. Either way, occasionally he doesn’t get things right:
No! you look here. Why would I want to go back to the old me. Why would I want to go back to the power hungry Dake Ken who was here to totally dominate. Why would I want to go back to the elitest Dake Ken. Why would I want to go back to the Dake Ken who didn't give a damn about anything but winning and taking over the WCF with his friends. Why would I want to go back to the Dake Ken who was the last XGWO World Champion. Why would I want to go back to the Dake Ken who thought about himself before anyone else. Why would I want to go back to the Dake Ken who focused on taking everyone and making them know that they were second best, and nothing compared to the Elite. Why would I want to go back to the Dake Ken who created the most dominate force in wrestling. A force that was more dominate than any reincarnation of ToT. Why would I want to go back to the Dake Ken who was vicious and uncaring. Why would I want to do any of that. Why would I want to go back to the Dake Ken who wouldn't lie down for anyone and take any shit from anyone. Why, you tell me, why would I want to go back to that. Why should I change. Why should I change from this Dake Ken who just lets his number one contendership spot sit and collect dust. Why would I want to go back to the Dake Ken who could have requested a title shot at any time and gotten it and won. By the way, the only reason I never asked for one was because I knew that XGWO was opening and there was no way that I was going to dig my way out of that kind of legal hole, having a competing brand's belt on another promotion's show. Yeah right. However, why ... why would I go back to that Dake Ken. That Dake Ken that was a leader. A fighter. A power craving bastard. Why?
I couldn’t read that to be fair. I think he was talking about the change in progressive rave but I could be far off. You see, question marks, are important. Don’t talk shite like Dake, talk sense like Grammatically As Well As Politically Correct Halicitdae [/color][/i]
I am your friend. Grammatically As Well As Politically Correct Halicitidae and I am here, in your school, with your teacher’s permission, of course, to teach you about correct grammar. Now I know, Torture did this a few weeks back but let’s face it, grammar from The Tort? I would rather shove a nine-inch screw into my penis hole. In fact, that happened. It’s how that band got its name. You know? Nine-Inch Screw Into The Penis Hole Of Grammatically As Well As Politically Correct Halicitidae? No? Not a fan? Oh well, because I am not here to talk to you about popular music. At least, not ones that involve piercing my penis. No, we are here today for the reverence and awe of grammar.
More specifically, in case any bastards reading this notice a mistake in my grammar and capitalize, I’m going to talk specifically about a magical prospect of language, to stop such phoney capitalists capitalizing on my capital corrections. That device, why that is the question mark. You see, when I ask you a question, I cannot vocalize that I am asking a question through any such method. Only changing my vocalization to empathize this. In writing, we can use the question mark though. With all, questions, whether they be impertinent or important, we should use a question mark in writing.
For example:
'Have you seen my keys?'
(Note the question mark to finalize and signify it as an enquiry.)
And the correct response:
'No I haven’t, your militant black assistant swallowed them.'
Note that there is no question mark in the response. It was not needed. Unless of course, you would like to ask a question back. Question marks are extremely important; if someone wanted to write a question and did not use one then the universe could implode into a cone forever echoing the question to the void with no reaction. It is also imperative that you not use question marks too much. Sometimes you may prefer to use declarative statements. As a result, such question marks are not needed. Examine:
'You are an assroach?'
You see, in this case, you are wanting to reaffirm that the person that you are partaking with through interlocution is in fact, a dirty female part. Of course, it could be possible that you are talking with a giant androgynous organ and would like to confirm such a status of their entity. In any other possibility, it should be:
'You are an assroach.'
See, it works. I suggest you try writing this on pieces of paper and passing it to others to check your method. Before that, I would like to share with you an article that goes against grammar and perhaps politics. You see, wrestler, Dake Ken occasionally likes to wax musingly. As a result, he often asks things about the nature of the universe. It’s either existentialist or really shit. Either way, occasionally he doesn’t get things right:
No! you look here. Why would I want to go back to the old me. Why would I want to go back to the power hungry Dake Ken who was here to totally dominate. Why would I want to go back to the elitest Dake Ken. Why would I want to go back to the Dake Ken who didn't give a damn about anything but winning and taking over the WCF with his friends. Why would I want to go back to the Dake Ken who was the last XGWO World Champion. Why would I want to go back to the Dake Ken who thought about himself before anyone else. Why would I want to go back to the Dake Ken who focused on taking everyone and making them know that they were second best, and nothing compared to the Elite. Why would I want to go back to the Dake Ken who created the most dominate force in wrestling. A force that was more dominate than any reincarnation of ToT. Why would I want to go back to the Dake Ken who was vicious and uncaring. Why would I want to do any of that. Why would I want to go back to the Dake Ken who wouldn't lie down for anyone and take any shit from anyone. Why, you tell me, why would I want to go back to that. Why should I change. Why should I change from this Dake Ken who just lets his number one contendership spot sit and collect dust. Why would I want to go back to the Dake Ken who could have requested a title shot at any time and gotten it and won. By the way, the only reason I never asked for one was because I knew that XGWO was opening and there was no way that I was going to dig my way out of that kind of legal hole, having a competing brand's belt on another promotion's show. Yeah right. However, why ... why would I go back to that Dake Ken. That Dake Ken that was a leader. A fighter. A power craving bastard. Why?
I couldn’t read that to be fair. I think he was talking about the change in progressive rave but I could be far off. You see, question marks, are important. Don’t talk shite like Dake, talk sense like Grammatically As Well As Politically Correct Halicitdae [/color][/i]
