Setting the Standard (Beach Slam Rp)
Feb 10, 2016 19:12:54 GMT -5
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Post by Papa Stache on Feb 10, 2016 19:12:54 GMT -5
Who is Gemini Battle?
What is Gemini Battle?
When is Gemini Battle?
Where is Gemini Battle?
Why is Gemini Battle?
I’m Literally Going to Have Consensual Intercourse with Each and Every One of My Opponents Tonight!
Gemini
I’m so happy that we don’t actually have to fight each other at Slam this week…
Gemini Battle takes a sip of some blue liquid sent to him by an anonymous sender. He was never one to shy away from partaking in some party festivities from an unknown source. The box it came in was covered in Hawaiian Themed Wrapping and had the letters BK emblazoned on it and in the box was a container with this delicious Blue Liquid and some salty smelling sand.
Gemini
Only Zombies this week… no fighting humans… I don’t even think I could fight a human right now… I just… feel so good!
The scene pans out and Gemini Battle sits in a King Sized Heart Shaped Bed surrounded by WCF Wrestling Buddies. Directly to his left is a muscular figure with a white mask on and a big smile.
Gemini
Oh, Teo, my boy. How I long to be inside of thee. Let me count the ways.
1
I love the way you look. The mask you wear really brings out the area surrounding the iris of your eyes.
2
The way you smell. The smell of tacos and burritos have always been a turn on to me.
3
The way you feel. So smooth, like a baby’s bottom. I bet you can’t grow a single hair on your entire body… except where it counts, amirite?
4
The way you taste. Similar to the way you smell, except more refined. You may smell like day old taco bell, but you taste like day old Carne Asada, with just a hint of smoked paprika.
5
The way you sound. Your American accent with just a touch of southern drawl and Mexican undertones is enough to make even the toughest man sizzle with desire.
Teo…
I’m literally going to have consensual intercourse with you tonight.
He lifts up the doll and shows how a hole has been ripped into its butt.
Gemini
I got the idea from Oblivion… Satan rest his soul… such a good sport all these years.
mmmmmm. This shit is GOOOOOOOD!
He takes another sip of the mysterious blue liquid and places it down. He rubs the excess from his mouth and carries on. He grabs a very pretty looking doll with nice tattoos drawn on its chest, and a beautiful head of hair atop it’s noggin. He caresses the side of its face and talks almost directly to it.
Gemini
mmmmmm. Dustin Beaver, my baby, baby, baby OOOOHHHH!
Tell me what you like; tell me what you don’t. I could be your Buzz Lightyear fly across the globe. I don’t ever wanna fight, you already know. I am ‘ma a make you shine like you’re laying in the snow. So what I’m really trying to say is, and what I hope you understand is despite all the imperfections of who I am I still wanna be your friend.
There were days when I was just broken, you know. There were nights when I was doubting myself. But you kept my heart from falling. It dind’t matter how many times I got knocked on the floor. But you knew that one day I would be standing tall… look at us know!
So let the music blast, we’re going to do our dance. Praise the doubters on they don’t matter at all. Cuz this life’s too long ant it’s much too strong so baby no… for sho, I’ll never let you go.
Again, he raises the doll into the air and shows a hole torn into the backside of it.
Gemini
Dustin… I’m literally going to have consensual intercourse with you tonight!
He puts the doll down again, and again takes a sip of the even more delicious blue liquid. He starts rubbing his own face, and pulls out his cell phone. He makes a phone call, and puts’ it on speaker. You hear on the other side a familiar voice…
Voice
You’ve reached Stuart Slane… I’m not here right now but leave a message after the tone and I’ll call you back.
*BEEP*
Gemini
Stuart… it’s me… Gemini Battle. I know we haven’t met but I had to tell you something you just have to understand. Because I’ve seen you out there these past weeks and… ugh. If I don’t say it now I may never say it again. I…
I’ve never said this to another person before… you’re the first.
He rubs his pale white face, red bloody lips, and runs his fingers through his matted green hair…
Gemini
Stuart, you complete me… no… let me finish. You had me at ‘you’ve reached Stuart! You’ve had me since the first time I’ve seen you step into that ring in your Boy Scout uniform, shorts far too short, and merit badges the size of Manhattan adorning your muscular chest.
He grabs the Boy Scout Wrestling Buddy from beneath the comforter.
Gemini
Stuart, if you were here right now I would ravage your body, and your soul. I would let you know how a man really should feel. Only I can really do that… only I truly understand the human psyche and the glory that lust that do to thee.
Stuart… if you were here right now… I would literally have consensual intercourse with you tonight.
He hangs up the phone with a smile across his face. His teeth are crooked and his lips bloody but joy can be seen in his bloodshot eyes. He takes yet another sip of the furtive Blue Liquid and leans back, closes his eyes and puts his hand down the front of the comforter revealing that he has no shirt on, and presumably the bottom is similarly dressed.
Gemini
CJ Phoenix. My bird of prey. I shall burn you up and be born again inside of you like the flaming ember of my spirit. I shall eat you up only to excrete out the best of you and allow you to flourish all over again. You are absolutely amazing as far as new talent is concerned. You are beautiful on the inside and out. You are my favorite of the new breed and you totally deserved to beat not one but two men off last week at Slam.
You earned your shot at Stuart Slane, and guess what… you get to meet him in the ring this week! How spectacular for you. You’ve never faced him before, but maybe the three of us anc all get naked and shove our penises inside each other… that’s what straight men do, right? I’m not sure, because I don’t really know how humans are supposed to act yet because I’m an alien from the land of Capua…
Whoops!
Did I say too much? My wife Kat Ruiz is going to kill me!
Whoops!
Did I say too much again!
I’m not even sure what I’m talking about anymore. All I know is that there are going to be Zombies in our match this week. But don’t worry I’ll protect you, just like I’ll protect everyone else this week. The zombies are no match for me. You guys start the orgy without me… I’ll join in towards the end… I can only probably last a couple of minutes considering the beefcake that will be in that orgy.
But we’ll save the Orgy for Slam because tonight, CJ Phoenix… I’m literally going to have consensual intercourse with you.
Another sip of enigmatic blue liquid passes through his lips and he nearly passes out, ut first he pulls all of the dolls on top of him, each one with their butts in the air and each one with stuffing coming out of a hole violently placed there.
All except one.
The wrestling Buddy representing Cluterfunk sits all alone on the side of the bed. Gemini opens his eyes after feeling around his body and noticing one missing. He sees the doll over there with a permanent scowl and Gemini meets it with a look on concern.
Gemini
No, baby. Don’t be mad. Come over here and give daddy a kiss.
He reaches over and pulls Clusterfunk to him. Maybe it’s the blue liquid talking but he could have sworn he saw it smile as he turned it upside down and licked the torn hole in its buttocks… or maybe just that fact that it was upside down made it’s frown turn the same direction… either way, Clusterfunk was happy.
Gemini
This match was made for you baby. This match was made for us. Between you and me we can do anything, and it’s decided… I state right here right now, and it’s canon so everyone else has to deal with it, that Clusterfunk and I are on the same team, and every Zombie he kills goes to me as a point. It’s official now bay. We are one… and now I’m gon’ show you what ‘one’ really feels like when I literally have consensual intercourse with you… and one being the size of my penis when soft.
It’s a grower, not a shower.
Gemini puts the doll underneath the comforter and takes one last sip of the inscrutable blue liquid. This time it’s too much for him and he passes out. Then all the dolls come to life and sew their own assholes shut before having their own orgy in the corner of the room leaving poor Gemini with Blue Balls to go with his blue liquid.
And thus ends the creepiest thin I’ve ever written.
The end.
Gemini Battle is not the son of a KKK Grand Wizard.
He is not a world renowned professional wrestler.
He is neither man nor beast nor is he anything the fragile mind of a human being can wrap their heads around.
Or perhaps he is.
He is not a world renowned professional wrestler.
He is neither man nor beast nor is he anything the fragile mind of a human being can wrap their heads around.
Or perhaps he is.
What is Gemini Battle?
The truth is that Gemini cannot be explained in words because one can’t even know what Gemini is.
But he is not far off from the demon you once knew. He is still pure evil, in its truest form. But it appears that the people of this world enjoy evil, they revel in it. They bathe in its pure beauty.
Because what is evil when it comes down to it? Who created the concept of good and evil?
The Devil?
If the Devil exists because of God then didn’t God create evil?
But he is not far off from the demon you once knew. He is still pure evil, in its truest form. But it appears that the people of this world enjoy evil, they revel in it. They bathe in its pure beauty.
Because what is evil when it comes down to it? Who created the concept of good and evil?
The Devil?
If the Devil exists because of God then didn’t God create evil?
When is Gemini Battle?
Now, mother fucker… he is now and only now. He has no past, only a future, and that future is undetermined. He lives only in the present, wanting and waiting for his moment to arise again.
Where is Gemini Battle?
Currently he resides in a willing vessel. The only way he can exist in a form that your people can understand is to find a willing vessel.
Gemini often finds the weakest willed yet strongest in body soul to inhabit. He eats him up from the inside, using every delicious morsel of fiber and being before moving on to the next vessel, trying to find the perfect one to house him. This one he inhabits now is finally willing to accept him.. it’s finally, and truly him.
Gemini often finds the weakest willed yet strongest in body soul to inhabit. He eats him up from the inside, using every delicious morsel of fiber and being before moving on to the next vessel, trying to find the perfect one to house him. This one he inhabits now is finally willing to accept him.. it’s finally, and truly him.
Why is Gemini Battle?
In the old gospel Eve promised the snake to teach it the knowledge she would attain by eating the fruit. But once she took part of the fruit she was tossed from Eden. She never shared the knowledge with the snake.
The world accepts the fact that the snake is the Devil. But perhaps the knowledge that Eve attained was the ability to be good, and the things that love and dedication can bring a being. And since God tossed Eve out of Eden she was never able to teach the Devil what good was, thus forcing him into an exiled life of evil.
Gemini exists because the world does not truly understand the difference between good and evil. Gemini exists for the good of the Capuans and Gemini exists in order to save the life that he once knew. He faces off against 6 beings like him, and though you may perceive him as evil he is fighting the good fight. He is keeping us all alive longer than the 6 would prefer.
He may not be the hero you want… but he’s the hero you need.
DC Comics fucking stole that mother fucking line, those pieces of unoriginal shit.
The world accepts the fact that the snake is the Devil. But perhaps the knowledge that Eve attained was the ability to be good, and the things that love and dedication can bring a being. And since God tossed Eve out of Eden she was never able to teach the Devil what good was, thus forcing him into an exiled life of evil.
Gemini exists because the world does not truly understand the difference between good and evil. Gemini exists for the good of the Capuans and Gemini exists in order to save the life that he once knew. He faces off against 6 beings like him, and though you may perceive him as evil he is fighting the good fight. He is keeping us all alive longer than the 6 would prefer.
He may not be the hero you want… but he’s the hero you need.
DC Comics fucking stole that mother fucking line, those pieces of unoriginal shit.
I’m Literally Going to Have Consensual Intercourse with Each and Every One of My Opponents Tonight!
Gemini
I’m so happy that we don’t actually have to fight each other at Slam this week…
Gemini Battle takes a sip of some blue liquid sent to him by an anonymous sender. He was never one to shy away from partaking in some party festivities from an unknown source. The box it came in was covered in Hawaiian Themed Wrapping and had the letters BK emblazoned on it and in the box was a container with this delicious Blue Liquid and some salty smelling sand.
Gemini
Only Zombies this week… no fighting humans… I don’t even think I could fight a human right now… I just… feel so good!
The scene pans out and Gemini Battle sits in a King Sized Heart Shaped Bed surrounded by WCF Wrestling Buddies. Directly to his left is a muscular figure with a white mask on and a big smile.
Gemini
Oh, Teo, my boy. How I long to be inside of thee. Let me count the ways.
1
I love the way you look. The mask you wear really brings out the area surrounding the iris of your eyes.
2
The way you smell. The smell of tacos and burritos have always been a turn on to me.
3
The way you feel. So smooth, like a baby’s bottom. I bet you can’t grow a single hair on your entire body… except where it counts, amirite?
4
The way you taste. Similar to the way you smell, except more refined. You may smell like day old taco bell, but you taste like day old Carne Asada, with just a hint of smoked paprika.
5
The way you sound. Your American accent with just a touch of southern drawl and Mexican undertones is enough to make even the toughest man sizzle with desire.
Teo…
I’m literally going to have consensual intercourse with you tonight.
He lifts up the doll and shows how a hole has been ripped into its butt.
Gemini
I got the idea from Oblivion… Satan rest his soul… such a good sport all these years.
mmmmmm. This shit is GOOOOOOOD!
He takes another sip of the mysterious blue liquid and places it down. He rubs the excess from his mouth and carries on. He grabs a very pretty looking doll with nice tattoos drawn on its chest, and a beautiful head of hair atop it’s noggin. He caresses the side of its face and talks almost directly to it.
Gemini
mmmmmm. Dustin Beaver, my baby, baby, baby OOOOHHHH!
Tell me what you like; tell me what you don’t. I could be your Buzz Lightyear fly across the globe. I don’t ever wanna fight, you already know. I am ‘ma a make you shine like you’re laying in the snow. So what I’m really trying to say is, and what I hope you understand is despite all the imperfections of who I am I still wanna be your friend.
There were days when I was just broken, you know. There were nights when I was doubting myself. But you kept my heart from falling. It dind’t matter how many times I got knocked on the floor. But you knew that one day I would be standing tall… look at us know!
So let the music blast, we’re going to do our dance. Praise the doubters on they don’t matter at all. Cuz this life’s too long ant it’s much too strong so baby no… for sho, I’ll never let you go.
Again, he raises the doll into the air and shows a hole torn into the backside of it.
Gemini
Dustin… I’m literally going to have consensual intercourse with you tonight!
He puts the doll down again, and again takes a sip of the even more delicious blue liquid. He starts rubbing his own face, and pulls out his cell phone. He makes a phone call, and puts’ it on speaker. You hear on the other side a familiar voice…
Voice
You’ve reached Stuart Slane… I’m not here right now but leave a message after the tone and I’ll call you back.
*BEEP*
Gemini
Stuart… it’s me… Gemini Battle. I know we haven’t met but I had to tell you something you just have to understand. Because I’ve seen you out there these past weeks and… ugh. If I don’t say it now I may never say it again. I…
I’ve never said this to another person before… you’re the first.
He rubs his pale white face, red bloody lips, and runs his fingers through his matted green hair…
Gemini
Stuart, you complete me… no… let me finish. You had me at ‘you’ve reached Stuart! You’ve had me since the first time I’ve seen you step into that ring in your Boy Scout uniform, shorts far too short, and merit badges the size of Manhattan adorning your muscular chest.
He grabs the Boy Scout Wrestling Buddy from beneath the comforter.
Gemini
Stuart, if you were here right now I would ravage your body, and your soul. I would let you know how a man really should feel. Only I can really do that… only I truly understand the human psyche and the glory that lust that do to thee.
Stuart… if you were here right now… I would literally have consensual intercourse with you tonight.
He hangs up the phone with a smile across his face. His teeth are crooked and his lips bloody but joy can be seen in his bloodshot eyes. He takes yet another sip of the furtive Blue Liquid and leans back, closes his eyes and puts his hand down the front of the comforter revealing that he has no shirt on, and presumably the bottom is similarly dressed.
Gemini
CJ Phoenix. My bird of prey. I shall burn you up and be born again inside of you like the flaming ember of my spirit. I shall eat you up only to excrete out the best of you and allow you to flourish all over again. You are absolutely amazing as far as new talent is concerned. You are beautiful on the inside and out. You are my favorite of the new breed and you totally deserved to beat not one but two men off last week at Slam.
You earned your shot at Stuart Slane, and guess what… you get to meet him in the ring this week! How spectacular for you. You’ve never faced him before, but maybe the three of us anc all get naked and shove our penises inside each other… that’s what straight men do, right? I’m not sure, because I don’t really know how humans are supposed to act yet because I’m an alien from the land of Capua…
Whoops!
Did I say too much? My wife Kat Ruiz is going to kill me!
Whoops!
Did I say too much again!
I’m not even sure what I’m talking about anymore. All I know is that there are going to be Zombies in our match this week. But don’t worry I’ll protect you, just like I’ll protect everyone else this week. The zombies are no match for me. You guys start the orgy without me… I’ll join in towards the end… I can only probably last a couple of minutes considering the beefcake that will be in that orgy.
But we’ll save the Orgy for Slam because tonight, CJ Phoenix… I’m literally going to have consensual intercourse with you.
Another sip of enigmatic blue liquid passes through his lips and he nearly passes out, ut first he pulls all of the dolls on top of him, each one with their butts in the air and each one with stuffing coming out of a hole violently placed there.
All except one.
The wrestling Buddy representing Cluterfunk sits all alone on the side of the bed. Gemini opens his eyes after feeling around his body and noticing one missing. He sees the doll over there with a permanent scowl and Gemini meets it with a look on concern.
Gemini
No, baby. Don’t be mad. Come over here and give daddy a kiss.
He reaches over and pulls Clusterfunk to him. Maybe it’s the blue liquid talking but he could have sworn he saw it smile as he turned it upside down and licked the torn hole in its buttocks… or maybe just that fact that it was upside down made it’s frown turn the same direction… either way, Clusterfunk was happy.
Gemini
This match was made for you baby. This match was made for us. Between you and me we can do anything, and it’s decided… I state right here right now, and it’s canon so everyone else has to deal with it, that Clusterfunk and I are on the same team, and every Zombie he kills goes to me as a point. It’s official now bay. We are one… and now I’m gon’ show you what ‘one’ really feels like when I literally have consensual intercourse with you… and one being the size of my penis when soft.
It’s a grower, not a shower.
Gemini puts the doll underneath the comforter and takes one last sip of the inscrutable blue liquid. This time it’s too much for him and he passes out. Then all the dolls come to life and sew their own assholes shut before having their own orgy in the corner of the room leaving poor Gemini with Blue Balls to go with his blue liquid.
And thus ends the creepiest thin I’ve ever written.
The end.
