Post by daveyboone on Feb 22, 2007 14:04:50 GMT -5
~**~The scene opens up inside a police vehicle where 2 policemen sit in the front seats as Adam Knite and Davey Boone who are dressed in “unofficial” police uniforms with night sticks in hand. The radio is playing as Boone and Knite are both singing along leaning up and back in the backseat somewhat banging their heads around.~**~
Knite and Boone- Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you? Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for youuuuuuu!!!
~**~The officer in the passenger seat quickly changes the station to country expecting Boone and Knite to not know any country songes.~**~
Knite and Boone- Hank, why do you drank TO GET DRUNK…Hank why do you blow smoke TO GET HIGH…why must you live out the songs that you wrote..TO GET LAID…over and over….everybody makes my prediction…so if I get stoned I’m just carrying on a..family tradition!
~**~The shocked officers change the station to some rock music hoping Boone and Knite won’t know any of this music.~**~
Knite and Boone- I’m beaten down again, I belong to them..beaten down again I failed you…I’m beaten down again, I belong to them…beaten down again I failed you!
~**~The officers are still frustrated and the driver grins at the passenger and turns it to an opra station. No way either of them know opra!~**~
Davey Boone- Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, laaaaaaaaaa, dyyyyy, soooooo, raaaaaaa, meeeeeeeeeeee!
Adam Knite- Where in the bloody hell did you learn that from?
Davey Boone- Uhhh…remember in 2005 when we had nCw One Night Only? Our hall of fame induction ceremony had us go to the opra later on in the night.
Adam Knite- Ummm…NO! Where did you get that idea from?
Davey Boone- I don’t know..let me think for a minute.
~**~A picture of Boone’s thinking comes up as he’s sitting at the opra looking around wondering where the other nCw superstars are and looking at the program and smiling to see the name “CASSIE DIGGS” at the top of it. He looks down and this big HUGE fat chick is seen standing on stage and blows a kiss towards Boone who catches it then blows one back.~**~
Adam Knite- YOU SICK BASTARD!!! YOU WERE SCREWING THE OPRA FAT CHICK!! CASSIE DIGGS!! I KNEW IT!! I KNEW IT!!! YOU ARE A SICK, DISGUSTING, FREAKY BASTARD!!
Davey Boone- SHUT UP DAMN IT!! SHUT UP NOW!! I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT MAN!!
Police Officer Driving- BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP! Damn it, you guys are annoying. The only reason we are even taking you guys with us is a favor to the mayor. I can’t believe he’s actually allowing you 2 goof balls to be honorary policemen for the city.
Police scanner- 554, we have a 32 in progress at the Fuel Stop. Suspect has stolen cheese burgers, white male, about 5 feet 7 inches weighs about 420 pounds. Suspect to be driving a black chevy blazer. License plate says…GRUBBS.
Davey Boone- Alright, some action! YEAH!
Adam Knite- Calm down, a fat bastard stole a cheeseburger!
Police Officer Passenger- Alright guys, this one will be a runner so chase him down and get him to the ground!
~**~They pull up to the fuel stop as Boone and Knite get out of the vehicle with night sticks out and ready, the other officers get out as well as the fat guy takes off running. Off to the side is a black guy with braids pointing and laughing at the officers chasing down the fat guy. Knite and Boone both stop and look at him and then chase after him! The black man is running and turns down a huge back alley as Knite delivers a fierce tackle as both men hit the ground. Boone pounces on top as they both start nailing the black guy in the back of the head with their sticks as the camera is watching them. Boone and Knite stop and look around as one of the other offices comes back and is pissed!~**~
Police Officer Driver- Alright, the fat one is in custody. What are you 2 guys doing to this poor black man?
Davey Boone- You said the suspect was a black guy but I didn’t see a white blazer anywhere.
Police Officer Driver- NO! It was a fat WHITE guy driving a BLACK blazer!
Adam Knite- What do you call this though? *picks a bag of weed up off the ground*
Black Guy- What the crap? That’s not mine! You planted it on me! I’m a Harvard graduate! You can’t do this to me!
Adam Knite- *flips the bag to the officer* Book’em Dan-O! We just put a scum bag off the streets and saved another community. Great job Boone!
Davey Boone- That was an awesome tackle, just think if we had our own car. This would have been a lot more difficult! Almost as easy as the competition we’ve got this week at Till Death Do Us Part defending our tag team titles! C’mon, we’ve gotta talk to the mayor and get us our own car. We are HEROS!
Adam Knite- Beating the Red Devil Mafia, TVO, and Lifeline will be A LOT easier than this job. But heck, why not…we could probably get a car for one night and take care of this dumb of a town.
~**~The scene fades as Knite and Boone head into the Fuel Stop to get some food and drinks.~**~
Knite and Boone- Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you? Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for youuuuuuu!!!
~**~The officer in the passenger seat quickly changes the station to country expecting Boone and Knite to not know any country songes.~**~
Knite and Boone- Hank, why do you drank TO GET DRUNK…Hank why do you blow smoke TO GET HIGH…why must you live out the songs that you wrote..TO GET LAID…over and over….everybody makes my prediction…so if I get stoned I’m just carrying on a..family tradition!
~**~The shocked officers change the station to some rock music hoping Boone and Knite won’t know any of this music.~**~
Knite and Boone- I’m beaten down again, I belong to them..beaten down again I failed you…I’m beaten down again, I belong to them…beaten down again I failed you!
~**~The officers are still frustrated and the driver grins at the passenger and turns it to an opra station. No way either of them know opra!~**~
Davey Boone- Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, laaaaaaaaaa, dyyyyy, soooooo, raaaaaaa, meeeeeeeeeeee!
Adam Knite- Where in the bloody hell did you learn that from?
Davey Boone- Uhhh…remember in 2005 when we had nCw One Night Only? Our hall of fame induction ceremony had us go to the opra later on in the night.
Adam Knite- Ummm…NO! Where did you get that idea from?
Davey Boone- I don’t know..let me think for a minute.
~**~A picture of Boone’s thinking comes up as he’s sitting at the opra looking around wondering where the other nCw superstars are and looking at the program and smiling to see the name “CASSIE DIGGS” at the top of it. He looks down and this big HUGE fat chick is seen standing on stage and blows a kiss towards Boone who catches it then blows one back.~**~
Adam Knite- YOU SICK BASTARD!!! YOU WERE SCREWING THE OPRA FAT CHICK!! CASSIE DIGGS!! I KNEW IT!! I KNEW IT!!! YOU ARE A SICK, DISGUSTING, FREAKY BASTARD!!
Davey Boone- SHUT UP DAMN IT!! SHUT UP NOW!! I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT MAN!!
Police Officer Driving- BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP! Damn it, you guys are annoying. The only reason we are even taking you guys with us is a favor to the mayor. I can’t believe he’s actually allowing you 2 goof balls to be honorary policemen for the city.
Police scanner- 554, we have a 32 in progress at the Fuel Stop. Suspect has stolen cheese burgers, white male, about 5 feet 7 inches weighs about 420 pounds. Suspect to be driving a black chevy blazer. License plate says…GRUBBS.
Davey Boone- Alright, some action! YEAH!
Adam Knite- Calm down, a fat bastard stole a cheeseburger!
Police Officer Passenger- Alright guys, this one will be a runner so chase him down and get him to the ground!
~**~They pull up to the fuel stop as Boone and Knite get out of the vehicle with night sticks out and ready, the other officers get out as well as the fat guy takes off running. Off to the side is a black guy with braids pointing and laughing at the officers chasing down the fat guy. Knite and Boone both stop and look at him and then chase after him! The black man is running and turns down a huge back alley as Knite delivers a fierce tackle as both men hit the ground. Boone pounces on top as they both start nailing the black guy in the back of the head with their sticks as the camera is watching them. Boone and Knite stop and look around as one of the other offices comes back and is pissed!~**~
Police Officer Driver- Alright, the fat one is in custody. What are you 2 guys doing to this poor black man?
Davey Boone- You said the suspect was a black guy but I didn’t see a white blazer anywhere.
Police Officer Driver- NO! It was a fat WHITE guy driving a BLACK blazer!
Adam Knite- What do you call this though? *picks a bag of weed up off the ground*
Black Guy- What the crap? That’s not mine! You planted it on me! I’m a Harvard graduate! You can’t do this to me!
Adam Knite- *flips the bag to the officer* Book’em Dan-O! We just put a scum bag off the streets and saved another community. Great job Boone!
Davey Boone- That was an awesome tackle, just think if we had our own car. This would have been a lot more difficult! Almost as easy as the competition we’ve got this week at Till Death Do Us Part defending our tag team titles! C’mon, we’ve gotta talk to the mayor and get us our own car. We are HEROS!
Adam Knite- Beating the Red Devil Mafia, TVO, and Lifeline will be A LOT easier than this job. But heck, why not…we could probably get a car for one night and take care of this dumb of a town.
~**~The scene fades as Knite and Boone head into the Fuel Stop to get some food and drinks.~**~
