Post by Adam Knite on Apr 1, 2007 3:34:31 GMT -5
{{Our scene opens up as we’re taken to the bed room of Adam Knite, in the secret AoV headquarters. He is laying with his eyes closed and all you pathetic viewers can hear is a banging sound coming through the walls with a hint of James Brown playing in the background. Adam gets up and starts beating against the wall.}}
Adam Knite: Willy, keep it down in there!
{{Adam falls back down and throws a pillow over his face and ears.}}
Adam Knite: Inconsiderate black bastard, has no respect for others who are trying to sleep in this place.
{{Just then we see Boone sit up from his blanket pallet in the floor.}}
Davey Boone: What did you say?
{{Adam drops the pillow and sits back up and looks confused, and aggravated.}}
Adam Knite: Boone?
Davey Boone: yeah?
Adam Knite: What in the blue hell are you doing in here!?
Davey Boone: I got scared…..
Adam Knite: Back when he was screaming “oh gawd baby yes!”?
Davey Boone: No it was after she started screaming “oh hell no, you’re not going to touch me with that thing, it’s huge.” Then that load ripping sound and her screaming “no no no stop ouch.”
Adam Knite: I guess she got over it….. Tell me something Boone.
Davey Boone: yeah?
Adam Knite: Why in the hell did we hook him up with some hoe for?
Davey Boone: We’re too nice to that d*mn black loser, I say.
{{The banging persists. Boone and Knite both sigh as they stand up. They leave the room and head down the hallway then down the stairs to the first floor of the AoV complex. They both take a seat on the coach and flip on the TV.}}
Davey Boone: Gawd, I hate late night television more than I hate Team Extreme.
Adam Knite: I wouldn’t go that far, sometimes there’s some good stuff on….
{{Adam turns his head and sees that Boone has already started to catch some Z’s. Adam shrugging his shoulders decides to do the same, he flips off the television, jumps in the floor rolling up with his pillow and going to sleep also. Thanks to the power of video editing we are taken four hours into the future after the noise Willy was making earlier has died down. Boone is sucking his thumb on the couch and Adam is laying uncomfortably still in the floor. Suddenly Willy Carter comes running down the stairs screaming. Both Adam and Boone shoot up and are looking at Willy as if he was a crazy person, which is far from the truth.}}
Adam Knite: What in the hell is wrong with you!? Is this some sort of black tradition to the scare the holy hell out of your friends!?
Willy Carter: Guys guys, I need your help I think I may have just got Cassie Dixon pregnaunt.
Davey Boone: You stupid f*cker Willy, what the hell man!?
Willy Carter: Well we just finished and….
Adam Knite: You just now finished, what in the heck Willy!? I couldn’t stand looking at her for more than five minutes, and you’ve been “with” her all night!? You sick, black bastard!
Willy Carter: Come on you two I’m seriously worried here!
Davey Boone: Worried about what?! It’s been five freaking minutes since it happened!
Adam Knite: Yeah dude, come on, stop smoking so much wee it’s making you paranoid.
Willy Carter: For the last time I don’t do drugs!
Adam Knite: Tell us what happened so we can get back to sleep. You kept us up for half the night with that crap you douche bag.
Willy Carter: Well see we got back from the date. And we started making out on the couch there and then we started getting “touchy feely” and….
{{Boone looks to his side at the couch under him and jumps up.}}
Davey Boone: Good gawd, there are ugly chick and black guy germs on this couch now! Willy warn a white boy before you go and do crazy stuff like that! Good lord! I swear the blacks have no consideration for others at all.
Adam Knite: “The Blacks.”
Willy Carter: Ok ok, sorry, well afterwards we went upstairs and then well we started getting freaky, I started gently penetrating her…..
Adam Knite: that’s it!!!!
{{ Both Boone and Willy look at Adam.}}
Adam Knite: I’ve heard enough, screw you guys, I’m going home.
Willy Carter: But….
Adam Knite: I said, screw you guys….. going home!
{{Adam walks out the door as the camera follows and focuses on him getting in his truck and speeding off. Again the magic that is video editing takes us to Adam pulling up at a house where he rings the doorbell. After several moments without an answer Adam decides to start ringing the doorbell nonstop. This proceeds for about a minute before the door swings open and we cane see Kelly Fox standing before Adam wearing a white tank top and some shorts, her normal bedroom attire.}}
Kelly Fox: Who the f**k is it!? Adam?! What in the world is your problem!?
Adam Knite: Kelly I need to talk to you.
Kelly Fox: Alright, come in, I’ll make some cocoa.
{{Adam enters the house and the next thing you know you see him sitting on the couch in the dimly lit living room with a cup of warm cocoa in his left hand. Kelly is sitting next to him with her head laying gently on his shoulder as Adam’s free arm is wrapped around her.}}
Kelly Fox: So tell me what’s wrong sugar beets.
Adam Knite: sugar beets?
Kelly Fox: **giggles** I felt like calling you something, and retard didn’t seem affectionate enough.
Adam Knite: Makes sense….. I guess. You remember how I told you that me and Boone were joing WCF and starting up AoV again? Then you decided to stay back and not join us.
Kelly Fox: Uhhh…. Yeah. I thought you two goofs were crazy for trying to recapture the glory days.
Adam Knite: Well this week I have the task of wrestling TXO.
Kelly Fox: **laughing** You remember when I beat him for the Xtreme title back in NEW?
Adam Knite: **laughing** yes I do, but back on subject. Kelly I’ve been having a hard time staying focused lately. I’ve even been contemplating retiring.
Kelly Fox: Adam…..
Adam Knite: Wait. Kelly, I need you with us. We have Willy but he’s starting to creep me out, and it isn’t the same not having you around.
Kelly Fox: Adam, you’re one of the best technical wrestlers in the world, I think you can handle just fine without me.
Adam Knite: I know Kelly, but you’re just a part of the AoV as any of us. I have a chance to finally prove to TXO that he wasn’t more than a paper hand picked champion and I want you by my side for it and then again when we totally desimate Team Extreme wiping them off the map.
Kelly Fox: What do you have planned?
Adam Knite: I want to embarrass them. I want to put and end to this garbage once and for all. So I’ll never have to listen to him whine about some junk I said 6 years ago ever again.
Kelly Fox: Well Adam, if you want me there and my cousin doesn’t mind I’ll be there.
Adam Knite: Thanks Kel.
Kelly Fox: But Adam, why in the heck did you have to come over and ask me this at like 4:00 am?!
Adam Knite: I’ll just say it involves Willy and Cassie Dixon getting it on, and details….
Kelly Fox: Adam….!!!!
{{Kelly reaches back and punches Adam in the chest.}}
Kelly Fox: You didn’t tell me it involved something that disgusting and horrid! You bum!
Adam Knite: Sorry! I didn’t want you to throw up before I asked you!
Kelly Fox: God, I don’t feel so good…. I think I’m going to go get the pepto…. TXO… Willy, Cassie Dixon, sex….. it’s too much for me to handle this late….. ugh.
{{Fade to black}}
Adam Knite: Willy, keep it down in there!
{{Adam falls back down and throws a pillow over his face and ears.}}
Adam Knite: Inconsiderate black bastard, has no respect for others who are trying to sleep in this place.
{{Just then we see Boone sit up from his blanket pallet in the floor.}}
Davey Boone: What did you say?
{{Adam drops the pillow and sits back up and looks confused, and aggravated.}}
Adam Knite: Boone?
Davey Boone: yeah?
Adam Knite: What in the blue hell are you doing in here!?
Davey Boone: I got scared…..
Adam Knite: Back when he was screaming “oh gawd baby yes!”?
Davey Boone: No it was after she started screaming “oh hell no, you’re not going to touch me with that thing, it’s huge.” Then that load ripping sound and her screaming “no no no stop ouch.”
Adam Knite: I guess she got over it….. Tell me something Boone.
Davey Boone: yeah?
Adam Knite: Why in the hell did we hook him up with some hoe for?
Davey Boone: We’re too nice to that d*mn black loser, I say.
{{The banging persists. Boone and Knite both sigh as they stand up. They leave the room and head down the hallway then down the stairs to the first floor of the AoV complex. They both take a seat on the coach and flip on the TV.}}
Davey Boone: Gawd, I hate late night television more than I hate Team Extreme.
Adam Knite: I wouldn’t go that far, sometimes there’s some good stuff on….
{{Adam turns his head and sees that Boone has already started to catch some Z’s. Adam shrugging his shoulders decides to do the same, he flips off the television, jumps in the floor rolling up with his pillow and going to sleep also. Thanks to the power of video editing we are taken four hours into the future after the noise Willy was making earlier has died down. Boone is sucking his thumb on the couch and Adam is laying uncomfortably still in the floor. Suddenly Willy Carter comes running down the stairs screaming. Both Adam and Boone shoot up and are looking at Willy as if he was a crazy person, which is far from the truth.}}
Adam Knite: What in the hell is wrong with you!? Is this some sort of black tradition to the scare the holy hell out of your friends!?
Willy Carter: Guys guys, I need your help I think I may have just got Cassie Dixon pregnaunt.
Davey Boone: You stupid f*cker Willy, what the hell man!?
Willy Carter: Well we just finished and….
Adam Knite: You just now finished, what in the heck Willy!? I couldn’t stand looking at her for more than five minutes, and you’ve been “with” her all night!? You sick, black bastard!
Willy Carter: Come on you two I’m seriously worried here!
Davey Boone: Worried about what?! It’s been five freaking minutes since it happened!
Adam Knite: Yeah dude, come on, stop smoking so much wee it’s making you paranoid.
Willy Carter: For the last time I don’t do drugs!
Adam Knite: Tell us what happened so we can get back to sleep. You kept us up for half the night with that crap you douche bag.
Willy Carter: Well see we got back from the date. And we started making out on the couch there and then we started getting “touchy feely” and….
{{Boone looks to his side at the couch under him and jumps up.}}
Davey Boone: Good gawd, there are ugly chick and black guy germs on this couch now! Willy warn a white boy before you go and do crazy stuff like that! Good lord! I swear the blacks have no consideration for others at all.
Adam Knite: “The Blacks.”
Willy Carter: Ok ok, sorry, well afterwards we went upstairs and then well we started getting freaky, I started gently penetrating her…..
Adam Knite: that’s it!!!!
{{ Both Boone and Willy look at Adam.}}
Adam Knite: I’ve heard enough, screw you guys, I’m going home.
Willy Carter: But….
Adam Knite: I said, screw you guys….. going home!
{{Adam walks out the door as the camera follows and focuses on him getting in his truck and speeding off. Again the magic that is video editing takes us to Adam pulling up at a house where he rings the doorbell. After several moments without an answer Adam decides to start ringing the doorbell nonstop. This proceeds for about a minute before the door swings open and we cane see Kelly Fox standing before Adam wearing a white tank top and some shorts, her normal bedroom attire.}}
Kelly Fox: Who the f**k is it!? Adam?! What in the world is your problem!?
Adam Knite: Kelly I need to talk to you.
Kelly Fox: Alright, come in, I’ll make some cocoa.
{{Adam enters the house and the next thing you know you see him sitting on the couch in the dimly lit living room with a cup of warm cocoa in his left hand. Kelly is sitting next to him with her head laying gently on his shoulder as Adam’s free arm is wrapped around her.}}
Kelly Fox: So tell me what’s wrong sugar beets.
Adam Knite: sugar beets?
Kelly Fox: **giggles** I felt like calling you something, and retard didn’t seem affectionate enough.
Adam Knite: Makes sense….. I guess. You remember how I told you that me and Boone were joing WCF and starting up AoV again? Then you decided to stay back and not join us.
Kelly Fox: Uhhh…. Yeah. I thought you two goofs were crazy for trying to recapture the glory days.
Adam Knite: Well this week I have the task of wrestling TXO.
Kelly Fox: **laughing** You remember when I beat him for the Xtreme title back in NEW?
Adam Knite: **laughing** yes I do, but back on subject. Kelly I’ve been having a hard time staying focused lately. I’ve even been contemplating retiring.
Kelly Fox: Adam…..
Adam Knite: Wait. Kelly, I need you with us. We have Willy but he’s starting to creep me out, and it isn’t the same not having you around.
Kelly Fox: Adam, you’re one of the best technical wrestlers in the world, I think you can handle just fine without me.
Adam Knite: I know Kelly, but you’re just a part of the AoV as any of us. I have a chance to finally prove to TXO that he wasn’t more than a paper hand picked champion and I want you by my side for it and then again when we totally desimate Team Extreme wiping them off the map.
Kelly Fox: What do you have planned?
Adam Knite: I want to embarrass them. I want to put and end to this garbage once and for all. So I’ll never have to listen to him whine about some junk I said 6 years ago ever again.
Kelly Fox: Well Adam, if you want me there and my cousin doesn’t mind I’ll be there.
Adam Knite: Thanks Kel.
Kelly Fox: But Adam, why in the heck did you have to come over and ask me this at like 4:00 am?!
Adam Knite: I’ll just say it involves Willy and Cassie Dixon getting it on, and details….
Kelly Fox: Adam….!!!!
{{Kelly reaches back and punches Adam in the chest.}}
Kelly Fox: You didn’t tell me it involved something that disgusting and horrid! You bum!
Adam Knite: Sorry! I didn’t want you to throw up before I asked you!
Kelly Fox: God, I don’t feel so good…. I think I’m going to go get the pepto…. TXO… Willy, Cassie Dixon, sex….. it’s too much for me to handle this late….. ugh.
{{Fade to black}}
