My fav lines of the week 6

[Lilith]

Pizza cutter would be a good finisher.....maybe I could do a chef gimmick or something. - Greybeard

If you want to teach a child to swim across the river, throw in the crocodile and he will swim - Akuma

In order to flurish and thrive in such a hostile environment as the WCF, one must improvise, overcome, and adapt to the self-proclaimed 'controversial' viewpoints currently residing in this organization and rise above their, pardon my French, 'bullshit'. These 'Legends in their own minds' try to influence their standing in this sport by blowing smoke up a persons dress with their "list of accomplishments". And by influencing their support and standing in this business with grandiose delusions of grandeur. – Shadowlove

This won’t be your hardest challenge to date because I know that its easy for you to get your ass beat but this will be my most enjoyable match in five days. That is, before I wrekt Sarah Titanic on Wednesday Night.. – Zombie McMorris

And when it fails, Katherine? When I’ve murdered your entire “Family” and left you for dead? I’m going to enjoy your tears. I’m going to savor the tremble of your lip, the misting of your eyes, and the horror in your heart as you softly mutter to yourself “this wasn’t how it was supposed to go”. And when it’s all reduced to ash, I’ll be sure to remind you that it’s your fault.– Jared Holmes

Hell, if I had a nickel for every time Joey Flash called me a faggot I’d be out of debt. – Grayson Pierce

There is nothing that you can do. There is no way for you to get out of the hell that is coming for you. “The Vengeful One” is going to feel the vengeance of Mikey eXtreme. You might be Vengeance, but I am the Night. I am Mikey eXtreme. – Mikey eXtreme

I honestly think it's hilarious. They want to peg me as this bad guy just because not every thing I say is nice. In reality, that logic makes them just as bad as I am because they do the same thing. I like messing with my opponents. I say many things that piss people off. I tip more cows than I do waitresses. I park the prod truck in two handicap spots at once. I've thrown people out of windows. I beat up mall Santas in front of kids and tell them that Santa ain't real. Maybe all of that's true. Maybe some of it isn't. – CJ Phoenix

So the way I see it this is win or die for Jordan Caliban, no mask, no theatrics just me and a battle royale, see everyone else in this match is looking to win this thing to take the next step in this industry or to prove they belong here, Me? I win this or I might not have a job by tuesday morning, this is where I prove that it isn't about the character it's about the man playing him and what he can achieve with whats been laid out before him. At slam I am either going lay out the road to a new legacy, or die drowned by the old one. – Punkin Caliban

We all know Benson is a loose cannon, a lunatic so to speak. Starr is a veteran in the wrestling community. He is also a rising star in the WCF so he has much to prove, thus he could be dangerous. I disagree with your assessment of him being 7 on the threat count however. I believe him to be at least 4 or 5. People with a point to prove can conclude to be very dangerous people. Jordan Wolfram is young and powerful, with a massive +4 on strength! But being young and powerful also makes you naïve and prone to errors. We can exploit this, as long as we keep up our +3 in wisdom and possibly take with us the belt of cunning. – Andre Jenson

Everyone here wants to trash us, but that's easier said than done. I say we stick to the plan, and continue tossing out the garbage that has collected here in the WCF. And to me, it doesn't matter what the name of that trash is. Whether its the #BitchyKunts, or the House of Oral Sex, or even that group that sells lotion. Rebel Lotion? Is that the group name? – Charon the Ferryman

How could I have been so fucking stupid? I was right there... so close. All I had to do was reach for -- but then, Gravedigger, laid out on the announce table. Convenient. Practically gift-wrapped. Why did I do it? What crazy notion possessed me when I was literally inches away from -- from what? Goddamn screwjob is what it was. Everyone in that match got fucked over. Every single one of us not named Logan.

Difference is, I'm the only one who got knocked all the way back down the ladder; all my hard work these last three months for ...nothin'. All so Lerch could stroke Logan's ego. And just to rub some salt in the wound, my teammates get title shots; I get... some guy called Scathe. The fuck? I'd take this personally, if I thought Seth Lerch even knew who I was. – Bonnie Blue

And altogether I trump you! Grayson Pierce is lower than Kyle Kemp. Grayson Pierce is inferior to Kyle Kemp. Grayson Pierce is just another fuccboi that will lay in a shallow mass grave with the other fuccbois that myself and the rest of #BeachKrew have placed there. You will be another nameless piece of trash that we take out and do you know why Pierce? It’s because I’m Kyle Kemp and I’m better than you. – Kyle Kemp

I’m going to win this match! I’m going to enter the damn Trilogy Cup Tournament and I’m going to win that too! Then I’m going to get MY shot at the World title and become THE World champion! No one is going to fucking stop me, not anyone in this match, not anyone in any of the tournament matches, not Jayson fucking Price, NO ONE! Dustin Beaver is going to be the man, #beachkrew is going to be right back on top and there’s not a God damn thing anyone can do about it, BEAVLIEVE THAT!” – Dustin Beaver

You think because Katherine Pheonix is all in that you guys might have your shot at the big time? Bitch, just wait five minutes and she'll find something else to latch on to. She's like a fucking insect, chasing bright lights with her empty head swiveling in every single direction. I could mention something like cookie mountain and she'd probably be up on my nuts trying to ride my coat tails to fame, trying to find that elusive stardom. – Wade Moor

I can beat any of the three involved in that tag match. I sell mean to earn green. The three of them combined can’t draw like cVc can. They are somewhere right now waiting nervously for my next move. I put asses in seats and deliver each and every night. Seth knows The Trailer Park Prodigy is a genius, where these other three fools simply see a backwoods redneck. I’m such a big deal that a shit kicker sheriff like yourself should get hard just being this close to cVc – Chance Von Crank

Have I got time to worry about Henson and Holden? Get the fuck outta here, it's my birthday. Don't forget between the toes! Wooo! – Logan

I lost my footing. It happens. But I have dug down deep and I've rediscovered myself. This Sunday, the world will see what happens when Lucious Starr steps into the ring, fully focused on his targets. At Slam, my opponents will receive the full Fury of Hades, and watch me rule victorious as I climb the ladder yet again. – Lucious Starr

You were able to beat Dustin Beaver for the belt, which, I mean, who couldn't? These Beach Krew fucks are some of the weakest bitches in this place. That is the fucking truth. – DeMarcus Jordan

Fuck off Bad News Benson. What even is your problem? Are you called Bad News because that’s the first thing you heard the midwife say when you were born? “Bad news I’m afraid, he survived the birth”. You have so much hate inside of you, which must only grow and grow as every time you try and take it out on your opponents you fail miserably. You’re amongst the worst of the worst in this company, but you’re not alone, because the mainstay of such a group, Adam Young, is right there with you. So I would take this opportunity Benson to at least prove you are better than him. – Occulo

And yet, despite your solitary nature, you have taken it upon yourself to make weak allies, and powerful enemies. I do not speak solely of myself, Miss Bonnie Blue; I am aware of your, shall we say, fixation on mister Johnny Rabid. Though I have never met the man, I do recall seeing him across a crowded room, once. Our eyes met for only a moment, but even a simpleton could tell that he was a dangerous man. I find it doubtful he would recognize me, though; I wore a different face then. – Scathe

Teo: Who worries about Zombie McMorris? The guy takes wrestling about as seriously as we take manicures.

Spencer: Your nails are looking a little long, bro.

Teo: Yours too, we should make an appointment. – Teo Del Sol

This ring is my world. I belong in this ring. I belong in front of these fans. I belong here. I have had to fight and claw my way back to the spot light week after week while other’s get handed a silver platter. That doesn’t work in my world. Ask Raymond Hatcher how his silver platter worked out for him. It might take you awhile I’m not sure if he is awake yet. – Vengeance

“The Best” is going to have to do better if he wants to be seen as anything more than the weakest link in his faction. He’s not going to get the chance tonight. Not against me. But one has to have faith in this business; in yourself, and in the Future. If Mister Jordan can do that after his loss here, and use all those tools he possesses, then he will be on that road to success we all know he’s capable of travelling. – Stuart Slane

That's why I think ole Vengy and I will come out on top this week. Cause look at Mikey and Chance. They're too focused on themselves to focus on the goal at hand. They forgot that this is a Tag TEAM match. TEAM. They've spent nearly all week just shit talking each other as much as they trashed Vengy and I. That's bad form, bub. They'll spend the whole match just fighting with each other, not focused on the actual goal. Vengy and I? We'll be a well oiled machine that can't be beat. – Tiffany White

This week-- Twilight, Kat Phoenix, you takin' the beating that Logan deserves. Consider it a message that I need y'all to deliver. And Logan, you know what time it is. See you at Slam. – Steve Orbit

Hey, I almost didn't see you there, Wade. You're so miniscule and pathetic when compared to me you practically don't register on my radar. Yeah, you know that term, don't you, since you like, the ocean, and, stuff. Or something. Boy, that's edgy. – Dag Riddik

Rebellution is a team, a designed unit, and a family of friends. We came together as we saw nothing but a faction of bastards doing whatever they felt like, and we couldn't stand it no more. This Sunday is going to be a message sent to #BeachKrew saying that no longer will they have to be the big dogs, and do whatever they want like it's Purge night. The good guys that you thought were gone have joined together in one mission: to end all the bullshit you people bring to the table. No matter how much you try to bring us down, or even think we're not worthy, we're busy spending our time getting stronger to bring ourselves higher, and higher up the ranks. Team of Treachery and #BeachKrew have something to fear. The end. The end of their factions, and the end of their dominance. – Andre Holmes

Man, WCF, I go from facing Steve Orbit, Logan, Gravedigger...someone, another person, and someone else, to this? God, no wonder people think I suck when I go up and down on your cards like...If I were Logan or some Poon-whatever team member, I'd have an easy target sitting in that chamber, but whatever, fuck ya. – Benjamin Atreyu

Six months ago in Mexico, Gemini Battle stole the show night after night. He was becoming a sensation. A leading light on the Wrestling stage. Meltzer sang his praises. The crowd LOVED him. Gemini Battle had it all in the palm of his hand. Now, answer me this. Why throw all that away? All of the merchandise. All that love, for what? So he can be a nothing? A Dustin Rhodes without his Golddust gimmick? What’s that, exactly? It’s a hole where a champion should be. – Johnny Rabid

Cameraman Bob: "We've seen it everyday since Fifteen, Jayson. You won't stop sending us pictures of it. Or Skyping us to show how shiny it is. Hell you called me at 3am yesterday just to tell me how cold it felt around your-"

Hank Brown: "Hey! Whoa! Yeah, I don't want to hear the end of that sentence."

Jayson Price: "It was around my waist, you pervert."

Hank Brown: "Well that's a relief."

Jayson Price: "And also around my penis."

Hank Brown: "God damn it!" – Jayson Price

[Lilith]

BTW I know I said I'd give individual feedback per line but had a super busy week this week! Therefore if you want me to give you feedback throw me a PM