Post by Lilith on Feb 7, 2016 17:09:26 GMT -5
Today was Logans birthday! Yippee! As such Katherine had actually decided to be super nice to him and so she had happifully made him an Italian BMT sandwich which she had promised she would serve him whilst she was giving him a sponge bath. But of course it wouldn’t be a good bath/sandwich fun time without also having story time! So Katherine had served Logan his sandwich and sat down next to him on the floor. Katherine picked up one of her picture books as she smiled sweetly at Logan… who was now busy carefully examining his sandwich as if it were some kind of playboy magazine or something.
Katherine: Logi Bear let me read you one of my favoritist books ever… well not read it… but I am reallyyyyyyyyy good at looking pictures! Anywayzzzzz its called “Goldilocks and the three bears”.
Once upon a time, there was a cute little girl named Goldilocks. For some reason she decided to take a walk in the dark scary forest all alone… I’d never do that Logi, look how scary this looks! Anyway… pretty soon, she came upon a house. She knocked and, when no one answered, she walked right in.
At the table in the kitchen, there were three bowls of porridge. Goldilocks was hungry. She tasted the porridge from the first bowl.
"This porridge is too hot!" she screamed.
So, she tasted the porridge from the second bowl.
"This porridge is too cold," she said
So, she tasted the last bowl of porridge.
"Ahhh, this porridge is just right," she said happifully and she ate it all up and look there she is eating it all up… see?
After she'd eaten the three bears breakfasts she decided she was feeling a little tired. So, she walked into the living room where she saw three chairs. Goldilocks sat in the first chair to rest her feet.
"This chair is too big!" she shouted.
So she sat in the second chair.
"This chair is too big, too!" she whined.
So she tried the last and smallest chair.
"Ahhh, this chair is just right," she sighed. But just as she settled down into the chair to rest, it broke into pieces! WHACK…SMASH… CRASH… BANG!!! Hahahahaha silly Obi Bear… I do miss him…
Anyway Goldilocks was very tired by this time, so she went upstairs to the bedroom. She laid down in the first bed, but it was too hard. Then she laid in the second bed, but it was too soft. Then she laid down in the third bed and it was just right. Goldilocks fell asleep. See? See her sleeping, Logi?
As she was sleeping, the three bears came home.
"Someone's been eating my porridge," growled the Papa bear. He was all ROAR ROAR ROAR cos he wasn’t very happiful with Goldilocks.
"Someone's been eating my porridge," said the Mama bear. She was a bit more happiful than Papa bear, but she was still a bit grrrrrrrr.
"Someone's been eating my porridge and they ate it all up!" cried the Baby bear. He burst into tears not realizing that it was actually very nice to share and so he should have shared his food!
"Someone's been sitting in my chair," growled the Papa bear. Still all ROAR and stuff…
"Someone's been sitting in my chair," said the Mama bear. Who was starting to become a little bit more ROAR but not as ROAR as Papa bear.
"Someone's been sitting in my chair and they've broken it all to pieces," cried the Baby bear. See look?! He’s crying again! What a complete and utter boudle, huh?
They decided to look around some more and when they got upstairs to the bedroom, Papa bear growled, "Someone's been sleeping in my bed,"… this silly little bear sure did like being all grumpy and stuff… I wonder if he’s related to Andy Bear.
"Someone's been sleeping in my bed, too" said the Mama bear… her inner Grrrrrrrr now reaching breaking point.
"Someone's been sleeping in my bed and she's still there!" shouted Baby bear. Who was now picturing how he could become such good friends with the girl in his bed but his parents were mean and grrrrrr and didn’t like her very much AT ALL!
Luckily, just in time, Goldilocks woke up and saw the three bears. She screamed, "Help!" And she jumped up and ran out of the room. Goldilocks ran down the stairs, opened the door, and ran away into the forest. And she never returned to the home of the three bears. The end. See wasn’t that a nice book, Logi? …Logi?
Katherine pushed herself up off the floor a bit to see what Logan was doing, he wasn’t answering her… had he drowned in the bath when she wasn’t looking?!
Katherine: Wh--- What that! Logi!!!
All around Logans crotch area little pieces of sandwich floated around his hotdog of treachery. Katherine looked at them and then back up at him all unhappiful.
Katherine: Were you… were you fucking that sandwich, Logi?!
Logan pushed the pieces of sandwich away as he looked back at Katherine all innocently and stuff.
Logan: Try not to get jealous. I was looking at you the whole time babygurl and ONLY you.
Katherine looked at the floating sandwich pieces again and then back at Logan angrily.
Katherine: Wait... so you won’t fuck your fiancee unless I wear a torture mask... but you'll happily fuck a sandwich?!
Logan pushed himself out of the bath and looked at Katherine all insulted.
Logan: What are you saying? You think you're above MY sandwich?! You think you're better...?
Katherine: IT'S A SANDWICH!!! I am your future wife of treachery!
Katherine looked very very unhappiful now, she hung her head all upset and stuff.
Logan: Oh... I see how you feel.
Katherine: But you don't care?
Logan: About?
Katherine: Me being unhappiful that you like sandwiches more than me
Katherine huffed super hard at Logi Bear, had she huffed any harder she probably would have blown up the entire bathroom.
Logan: But you made those sandwiches... for me.
Katherine: Yeah I know but it's only a sandwich!!!
Logan: Making love to something you created. What's more romantic than that?
Katherine still looked super huffy as she helped Logan out of the bath, wrapping a towl around him.
Katherine: I created some of my teddy bears... are you going to start "making love" to those?!
Logan: If the stuffing is right. OH BABY!
Katherine sighed again as Logan pelvic thrusted his towl right off of him.
Katherine: I have to go now anyway, Sarah Teddy is like using some kind of super impressive magic spell to transport herself here somehow and we’re going to go to that local gym to get ready for our upcoming match against Jayson Price and Steve Orbit.
Logan: Those boudles? They’re still in the company?
Katherine: Y-Yeahhhhhhh he actually just won the World Title…
Logan: Uh huh… whatever you say girlpants. Anyway go, Lord Treachery has a lot to do today.
Katherine: Like what? OH MY GOD WE SHOULD THROW A PARTY FOR YOU ON SLAM!!!
Logan: Will there be hookers?
Katherine: Ye--- Wait… WHAT?!
Logan: Nothing. Nothing at all. Probably imagined it, Kat… you with your imagination. Anyway shoo, shoo!
Logan pushed Katherine out of the bathroom and slammed the door behind him… he was probably going to have round two with his sandwich, but Katherine didn’t want to get unhappiful about that… she knew that Sarah Teddy didn’t believe in emotions, witches only knew Grrrrrrrrr and Grrrrrrrrr only.
Katherine hurried out the house and waited for Sarah to pick her up as she heard Logan scream “Oh Baby!” several times from within the bathroom.
Katherine: Logi Bear let me read you one of my favoritist books ever… well not read it… but I am reallyyyyyyyyy good at looking pictures! Anywayzzzzz its called “Goldilocks and the three bears”.
Once upon a time, there was a cute little girl named Goldilocks. For some reason she decided to take a walk in the dark scary forest all alone… I’d never do that Logi, look how scary this looks! Anyway… pretty soon, she came upon a house. She knocked and, when no one answered, she walked right in.
At the table in the kitchen, there were three bowls of porridge. Goldilocks was hungry. She tasted the porridge from the first bowl.
"This porridge is too hot!" she screamed.
So, she tasted the porridge from the second bowl.
"This porridge is too cold," she said
So, she tasted the last bowl of porridge.
"Ahhh, this porridge is just right," she said happifully and she ate it all up and look there she is eating it all up… see?
After she'd eaten the three bears breakfasts she decided she was feeling a little tired. So, she walked into the living room where she saw three chairs. Goldilocks sat in the first chair to rest her feet.
"This chair is too big!" she shouted.
So she sat in the second chair.
"This chair is too big, too!" she whined.
So she tried the last and smallest chair.
"Ahhh, this chair is just right," she sighed. But just as she settled down into the chair to rest, it broke into pieces! WHACK…SMASH… CRASH… BANG!!! Hahahahaha silly Obi Bear… I do miss him…
Anyway Goldilocks was very tired by this time, so she went upstairs to the bedroom. She laid down in the first bed, but it was too hard. Then she laid in the second bed, but it was too soft. Then she laid down in the third bed and it was just right. Goldilocks fell asleep. See? See her sleeping, Logi?
As she was sleeping, the three bears came home.
"Someone's been eating my porridge," growled the Papa bear. He was all ROAR ROAR ROAR cos he wasn’t very happiful with Goldilocks.
"Someone's been eating my porridge," said the Mama bear. She was a bit more happiful than Papa bear, but she was still a bit grrrrrrrr.
"Someone's been eating my porridge and they ate it all up!" cried the Baby bear. He burst into tears not realizing that it was actually very nice to share and so he should have shared his food!
"Someone's been sitting in my chair," growled the Papa bear. Still all ROAR and stuff…
"Someone's been sitting in my chair," said the Mama bear. Who was starting to become a little bit more ROAR but not as ROAR as Papa bear.
"Someone's been sitting in my chair and they've broken it all to pieces," cried the Baby bear. See look?! He’s crying again! What a complete and utter boudle, huh?
They decided to look around some more and when they got upstairs to the bedroom, Papa bear growled, "Someone's been sleeping in my bed,"… this silly little bear sure did like being all grumpy and stuff… I wonder if he’s related to Andy Bear.
"Someone's been sleeping in my bed, too" said the Mama bear… her inner Grrrrrrrr now reaching breaking point.
"Someone's been sleeping in my bed and she's still there!" shouted Baby bear. Who was now picturing how he could become such good friends with the girl in his bed but his parents were mean and grrrrrr and didn’t like her very much AT ALL!
Luckily, just in time, Goldilocks woke up and saw the three bears. She screamed, "Help!" And she jumped up and ran out of the room. Goldilocks ran down the stairs, opened the door, and ran away into the forest. And she never returned to the home of the three bears. The end. See wasn’t that a nice book, Logi? …Logi?
Katherine pushed herself up off the floor a bit to see what Logan was doing, he wasn’t answering her… had he drowned in the bath when she wasn’t looking?!
Katherine: Wh--- What that! Logi!!!
All around Logans crotch area little pieces of sandwich floated around his hotdog of treachery. Katherine looked at them and then back up at him all unhappiful.
Katherine: Were you… were you fucking that sandwich, Logi?!
Logan pushed the pieces of sandwich away as he looked back at Katherine all innocently and stuff.
Logan: Try not to get jealous. I was looking at you the whole time babygurl and ONLY you.
Katherine looked at the floating sandwich pieces again and then back at Logan angrily.
Katherine: Wait... so you won’t fuck your fiancee unless I wear a torture mask... but you'll happily fuck a sandwich?!
Logan pushed himself out of the bath and looked at Katherine all insulted.
Logan: What are you saying? You think you're above MY sandwich?! You think you're better...?
Katherine: IT'S A SANDWICH!!! I am your future wife of treachery!
Katherine looked very very unhappiful now, she hung her head all upset and stuff.
Logan: Oh... I see how you feel.
Katherine: But you don't care?
Logan: About?
Katherine: Me being unhappiful that you like sandwiches more than me
Katherine huffed super hard at Logi Bear, had she huffed any harder she probably would have blown up the entire bathroom.
Logan: But you made those sandwiches... for me.
Katherine: Yeah I know but it's only a sandwich!!!
Logan: Making love to something you created. What's more romantic than that?
Katherine still looked super huffy as she helped Logan out of the bath, wrapping a towl around him.
Katherine: I created some of my teddy bears... are you going to start "making love" to those?!
Logan: If the stuffing is right. OH BABY!
Katherine sighed again as Logan pelvic thrusted his towl right off of him.
Katherine: I have to go now anyway, Sarah Teddy is like using some kind of super impressive magic spell to transport herself here somehow and we’re going to go to that local gym to get ready for our upcoming match against Jayson Price and Steve Orbit.
Logan: Those boudles? They’re still in the company?
Katherine: Y-Yeahhhhhhh he actually just won the World Title…
Logan: Uh huh… whatever you say girlpants. Anyway go, Lord Treachery has a lot to do today.
Katherine: Like what? OH MY GOD WE SHOULD THROW A PARTY FOR YOU ON SLAM!!!
Logan: Will there be hookers?
Katherine: Ye--- Wait… WHAT?!
Logan: Nothing. Nothing at all. Probably imagined it, Kat… you with your imagination. Anyway shoo, shoo!
Logan pushed Katherine out of the bathroom and slammed the door behind him… he was probably going to have round two with his sandwich, but Katherine didn’t want to get unhappiful about that… she knew that Sarah Teddy didn’t believe in emotions, witches only knew Grrrrrrrrr and Grrrrrrrrr only.
Katherine hurried out the house and waited for Sarah to pick her up as she heard Logan scream “Oh Baby!” several times from within the bathroom.
