Post by Gemini Battle on Feb 7, 2016 2:36:25 GMT -5
Hank Brown: Ladies and Gentlemen, Hank Brown here with a WCF.com exclusive. Let me just...
Hank Brown knocks on a door. The scene widens and you see he's knocking on the door to a stall to the bathroom. A voice shouts out from the other side.
Voice: Occupado, buddy.
Hank Brown: Mr Pierce, it's Hank Brown, from Slam. I just wanted to get your reaction from #BeachKrews recent promo.
Grayson: Can't you tell I'm trying to drop a Kemp in here...
Hank Brown: If I could just have a minute please?
The toilet flushes from the other side then Grayson Pierce emerges.
Grayson: Kemp may be the worst smack talker in the fed. Way to put over your team by saying that I suck for losing to Wade Moor. You should have put him over instead of trying to make me look bad for losing to the world champ at One while you lobbed out to Teo del Sol.
And that Tom Brady vs Eli Manning analogy was just God awful. You realize that They met in the super bowl twice and Eli won both times, earning MVP accolades both times and leaving Tom Brady to cry in Belicheck's bosom. You really should work on that analogy a bit more.
Oh, then he bags on me for wanting to be a better father than my dad was. Ha. Good choice of personality flaws to bag on. You could have chosen low self esteem or personality disorder or poor or a plethora of other things but you chose desire to be a good dad to shoot on. Good ideas, you fucking idiot.
So in a nutshell, this is what I heard come from that douchebags mouth.
Ahem
"Kyle kemp": Grayson, you suck for losing to the best wrestler in our stable. Anyone should be able to beat him. I'm gonna show you how to win just like tom Brady knows how to beat the Giants in super bowls. Oh yea, by the way, you parenting skills are subpar at best. I'm better than you. Bye.
I'm trembling in my shoes, kemp.
Now if you don't mind, I ate a fried burrito earlier and I gotta drop a wicked Johnny Rabid in this piece.
Poop jokes
He heads back into the stall and closes the door behind him.
Hank Brown knocks on a door. The scene widens and you see he's knocking on the door to a stall to the bathroom. A voice shouts out from the other side.
Voice: Occupado, buddy.
Hank Brown: Mr Pierce, it's Hank Brown, from Slam. I just wanted to get your reaction from #BeachKrews recent promo.
Grayson: Can't you tell I'm trying to drop a Kemp in here...
Hank Brown: If I could just have a minute please?
The toilet flushes from the other side then Grayson Pierce emerges.
Grayson: Kemp may be the worst smack talker in the fed. Way to put over your team by saying that I suck for losing to Wade Moor. You should have put him over instead of trying to make me look bad for losing to the world champ at One while you lobbed out to Teo del Sol.
And that Tom Brady vs Eli Manning analogy was just God awful. You realize that They met in the super bowl twice and Eli won both times, earning MVP accolades both times and leaving Tom Brady to cry in Belicheck's bosom. You really should work on that analogy a bit more.
Oh, then he bags on me for wanting to be a better father than my dad was. Ha. Good choice of personality flaws to bag on. You could have chosen low self esteem or personality disorder or poor or a plethora of other things but you chose desire to be a good dad to shoot on. Good ideas, you fucking idiot.
So in a nutshell, this is what I heard come from that douchebags mouth.
Ahem
"Kyle kemp": Grayson, you suck for losing to the best wrestler in our stable. Anyone should be able to beat him. I'm gonna show you how to win just like tom Brady knows how to beat the Giants in super bowls. Oh yea, by the way, you parenting skills are subpar at best. I'm better than you. Bye.
I'm trembling in my shoes, kemp.
Now if you don't mind, I ate a fried burrito earlier and I gotta drop a wicked Johnny Rabid in this piece.
Poop jokes
He heads back into the stall and closes the door behind him.