Post by logan on Jan 21, 2007 13:47:13 GMT -5
Logan, he come to town
Come to save the princess WCF
Ganon took her away
Now the children don't play
But they will when Logan saves the day
Hallelujah!
Now Logan, fill up your hearts
So you can shoot your sword with power
And when you're feeling all down
The fairy will come around
So you'll be brave, and not a sissy coward
Now Logan has saved the day
Put ganon in his grave
So now WCF is free
And now our hero shall be
Logan! I think your name shall go down into history
The scene opens up where Logan is sitting in his locker room floor playing a Super Nintendo. Joe Smith sits beside him eagerly watching on.
Joe Smith: This is SO much better than boobies.
Logan: Exactly. Zelda "A Link To The Past", was singly handily the greatest game ever made.
Joe Smith: I can't disagree on that one, Logan. When do I get to play?
Logan: Uh, whenever I die.
Joe Smith: But you've been playing for four hours without dying!
Logan: Because I own Zelda, just as I own WCF. It's not really that much of a big difference between me, and Link. I'm WCF's savior, I helped build this place, and I've carried it on my shoulders when times were bad. I'm WCF's Link!
Joe Smith: I think I can see the comparison.
Logan: You see Joe, your beginning to understand. I knew you would. It's pretty simple, you see, as in Zelda.. I never run out of hearts. Just as in WCF, my heart never dies out. I've been in WCF for nearly a decade.
Joe Smith: Eight years, wow.. I guess so.
Logan: Yes Joe, eight freakin years. I've had primes, peaks, high points, and anything else you can think of. I've been to the top of the mountain, not once, not twice, but four times. What really makes me dig back like this is none other than JJ Biggs.
Logan sighs.
Logan: Haha, the so called.. "Greatest". Was I day dreaming, or sleeping.. or tripping on some sort of drug that someone spiked in my milk shake at Burger King? Or did I just hear him say I was on Thunders level?
Logan pauses a second.
Logan: Hahaha!
Logan continues to laugh, and suddenly after losing attention on his game Link dies. We hear the old corny death of Link in the background as Logan stops laughing, and stares at the television.
Logan: ...no..
Joe Smith yanks the controller away from Logan's motionless hands.
Joe Smith: Yes, my turn. See Logan.. your not the best at Zelda.
Logan: Damnit, I got so worked up over that JJ Boudle that I forgot to pause it. Oh well, have fun Joe. Not everyone wins all the time, but that will be a different story at Slam. You see JJ, you, and Vice think I held you guys down? If it won't for the Team of Treachery you two boudles wouldn't have held them tag titles in the first place. Ace, and Biggs would've never been given tag title shots if it wasn't for my connections. The Team of Treachery was a breeding ground for talented wrestlers, and I sent you boudles up to the freakin stars. How dare you ungrateful boudles say I put you down.. ha, especially you Vice, when I recruited you into the Team of Treachery you were nothing. Nobody thought nothing of you, and management never seen anything in you. But since you rode along side me so to speak people began to look at you, Vice. You became more than you were, and your skills improved. T.o.T was a success, and now to think of it I'm glad I decided to disband it. Now I can see everyone's real true colors, and it seems if you boudles have turned your back on your former leader. I don't have much of a problem with that, it's not like I haven't done that with anyone before. But their is consequences, and you two should know that. Never bite the hand that feeds you, or should I say.. fed you. I was wrong about you guys, I thought you two left on good terms. You know, I thought we would've been able to hang out after this match, and go grab a cold one. But no, you boudles got greedy didn't you? You boudles got booked in the same match with myself, and Jack of Blades. I guess you two just thought it was too high caliber right? You guys couldn't feed in to the fame, and thought the best way to further the name Disorder by Design would be to shit on the guys that helped you succeed. Now that could be the story with Vice, because we all know if it wasn't for Team of Treachery he wouldn't be anywhere, and that's that. But you JJ Biggs, your a different story. Yes.. you did happen to win the world title before associating yourself with the greatest group of superstars in WCF history, but that was it. How long did you even hold on to that title before losing to Tortur--
Joe Smith slaps the back of Logan's head.
Joe Smith: Your lucky I caught you before you could say that, or you'd be in debt two hundred dollars right now.
The look of shock spreads of Logan's face.
Logan: Damn, your right Joe. Thanks..
Logan rubs his hand over the back of his head.
Logan: Thanks for catching me on that, I almost broke law eight of Treachery.
Joe Smith: How foolish of you.
Logan: Uh.. yeah.. have you died yet?
Joe Smith: No.
Logan: Well stop messing around in the village, you've got to go to dark world, and go to the mountains.
Joe Smith: I don't want to yet, I'm just exploring.
Logan sighs.
Logan: Well, as I was saying.. Biggs you might think your somebody now, but if it wasn't for the Team of Treachery you would've never became anything. You would've just ended up like Outcast, some boudle that runs around WCF for the next couple of years with a short handed one month world title win under his belt. Ha, what am I saying? You already are. We both know you can't cut it in the big time Biggs, that's why you've been keeping a low profile. You've been wrestling two bit talent, and trying to stay on the same rung of the ladder. If your too scared to excel in this business then you shouldn't even be a part of it. You can't hang on to them tag titles forever, and we both know that. Ha, especially when your facing the likes of Jack, and me. If we take your tag titles away.. what will you have? You won't be able to cling onto the same level you've been trying to stay on because you know nobody would be able to take the titles away from us, so what would you do then? Drop down to The Peoples title? Become on Thunder's level? Ha, that sounds funny.. because before you said I was on Thunder's level. But no Biggs, after this Sunday that's where you'll be. You'll be just another boudle in WCF, and I know that's got to kill your whole greatest of all time ego you've got going on. Because you see Biggs, if you were really that good then wouldn't you be in the main event at One? It's not because your being held down, or whatever you've came to believe. It's because nobody wants you to main event One, that's not what they want to see. You know what the fans, and WCF wants? They want to see the legend of WCF, the four time world champion of WCF, the Mr. Hall of Fame of WCF going against WCF's future, Jack of Blades. That's what sells tickets, and that's what it's going be. Me, and Jack are on a different level than you, Biggs. We're above you. I mean really JJ, it's not that hard to figure out. After this Sunday, rather you even dare to win, or lose.. you'll still be on that same level. You'll continue to stay there Biggs, and you know why. Your scared. Simple as that. Your scared to move back up the ranks of WCF like you once did when I wasn't around, and was busy owning WCF as the president. I'm sure you know why you moved up the ranks then, it's because I wasn't there to stop you. You really had no one to stop you at the time, and like you said before.. even Jack of Blades beat you then but you still got a title shot. So, if anyone was ever held down.. it was Jack. Not you. That's why you don't even try to become main event material anymore, because you will always know the outcome. Me, and Jack of Blades are there to stop you. ALWAYS.
We hear Joe Smith groan in the background.
Logan: You die yet?!
Joe Smith: No, almost.. I picked up a bush, and a bomb exploded. Luckily I still had a fairy left in my jar.
Logan: Damn you. You know Joe, all I've been talking about is stupid Disorder by Design, and somehow I've forgot their not the only other boudles in this match. You see tonight at Slam, I have the chance to beat Reckless Jack.. again. I also have the chance to beat Thunder, and Skyler Striker. I've heard so much talk about them two boudles lately, and finally tonight I get a chance to meet them in the ring. I can't lie when you say Thunder, and Striker have been pretty impressive lately. For awhile there they owned every title in WCF expect the world title. That's either a bolt of luck that only happens once in a million years, or just pure talent. You know.. I think I'll go with luck. Them two boudles happen to be in the right place at the right time, and I hope they enjoyed their fifteen minutes of fame. You know, this is a big night for all of us.. but when you look closely at that booking there is two names that stick out more than anyone else's. Jack of Blades, and Logan. Our names stick out for a few reasons, one being the most obvious, and that's because one of us is going to be the next WCF champion next week. But not only that, we are the past, present, and future of WCF all piled up into one great thing. Just think if we won the tag team titles? There would be a new force in WCF, a force to be reckoned with. Nobody would mess with us, and we would damn sure be dominate.
Joe Smith: NO!
Logan snatches the controller away from Joe.
Logan: It's about time.
Joe crosses his arms as Logan plays Zelda with the scene fading out.
Come to save the princess WCF
Ganon took her away
Now the children don't play
But they will when Logan saves the day
Hallelujah!
Now Logan, fill up your hearts
So you can shoot your sword with power
And when you're feeling all down
The fairy will come around
So you'll be brave, and not a sissy coward
Now Logan has saved the day
Put ganon in his grave
So now WCF is free
And now our hero shall be
Logan! I think your name shall go down into history
The scene opens up where Logan is sitting in his locker room floor playing a Super Nintendo. Joe Smith sits beside him eagerly watching on.
Joe Smith: This is SO much better than boobies.
Logan: Exactly. Zelda "A Link To The Past", was singly handily the greatest game ever made.
Joe Smith: I can't disagree on that one, Logan. When do I get to play?
Logan: Uh, whenever I die.
Joe Smith: But you've been playing for four hours without dying!
Logan: Because I own Zelda, just as I own WCF. It's not really that much of a big difference between me, and Link. I'm WCF's savior, I helped build this place, and I've carried it on my shoulders when times were bad. I'm WCF's Link!
Joe Smith: I think I can see the comparison.
Logan: You see Joe, your beginning to understand. I knew you would. It's pretty simple, you see, as in Zelda.. I never run out of hearts. Just as in WCF, my heart never dies out. I've been in WCF for nearly a decade.
Joe Smith: Eight years, wow.. I guess so.
Logan: Yes Joe, eight freakin years. I've had primes, peaks, high points, and anything else you can think of. I've been to the top of the mountain, not once, not twice, but four times. What really makes me dig back like this is none other than JJ Biggs.
Logan sighs.
Logan: Haha, the so called.. "Greatest". Was I day dreaming, or sleeping.. or tripping on some sort of drug that someone spiked in my milk shake at Burger King? Or did I just hear him say I was on Thunders level?
Logan pauses a second.
Logan: Hahaha!
Logan continues to laugh, and suddenly after losing attention on his game Link dies. We hear the old corny death of Link in the background as Logan stops laughing, and stares at the television.
Logan: ...no..
Joe Smith yanks the controller away from Logan's motionless hands.
Joe Smith: Yes, my turn. See Logan.. your not the best at Zelda.
Logan: Damnit, I got so worked up over that JJ Boudle that I forgot to pause it. Oh well, have fun Joe. Not everyone wins all the time, but that will be a different story at Slam. You see JJ, you, and Vice think I held you guys down? If it won't for the Team of Treachery you two boudles wouldn't have held them tag titles in the first place. Ace, and Biggs would've never been given tag title shots if it wasn't for my connections. The Team of Treachery was a breeding ground for talented wrestlers, and I sent you boudles up to the freakin stars. How dare you ungrateful boudles say I put you down.. ha, especially you Vice, when I recruited you into the Team of Treachery you were nothing. Nobody thought nothing of you, and management never seen anything in you. But since you rode along side me so to speak people began to look at you, Vice. You became more than you were, and your skills improved. T.o.T was a success, and now to think of it I'm glad I decided to disband it. Now I can see everyone's real true colors, and it seems if you boudles have turned your back on your former leader. I don't have much of a problem with that, it's not like I haven't done that with anyone before. But their is consequences, and you two should know that. Never bite the hand that feeds you, or should I say.. fed you. I was wrong about you guys, I thought you two left on good terms. You know, I thought we would've been able to hang out after this match, and go grab a cold one. But no, you boudles got greedy didn't you? You boudles got booked in the same match with myself, and Jack of Blades. I guess you two just thought it was too high caliber right? You guys couldn't feed in to the fame, and thought the best way to further the name Disorder by Design would be to shit on the guys that helped you succeed. Now that could be the story with Vice, because we all know if it wasn't for Team of Treachery he wouldn't be anywhere, and that's that. But you JJ Biggs, your a different story. Yes.. you did happen to win the world title before associating yourself with the greatest group of superstars in WCF history, but that was it. How long did you even hold on to that title before losing to Tortur--
Joe Smith slaps the back of Logan's head.
Joe Smith: Your lucky I caught you before you could say that, or you'd be in debt two hundred dollars right now.
The look of shock spreads of Logan's face.
Logan: Damn, your right Joe. Thanks..
Logan rubs his hand over the back of his head.
Logan: Thanks for catching me on that, I almost broke law eight of Treachery.
Joe Smith: How foolish of you.
Logan: Uh.. yeah.. have you died yet?
Joe Smith: No.
Logan: Well stop messing around in the village, you've got to go to dark world, and go to the mountains.
Joe Smith: I don't want to yet, I'm just exploring.
Logan sighs.
Logan: Well, as I was saying.. Biggs you might think your somebody now, but if it wasn't for the Team of Treachery you would've never became anything. You would've just ended up like Outcast, some boudle that runs around WCF for the next couple of years with a short handed one month world title win under his belt. Ha, what am I saying? You already are. We both know you can't cut it in the big time Biggs, that's why you've been keeping a low profile. You've been wrestling two bit talent, and trying to stay on the same rung of the ladder. If your too scared to excel in this business then you shouldn't even be a part of it. You can't hang on to them tag titles forever, and we both know that. Ha, especially when your facing the likes of Jack, and me. If we take your tag titles away.. what will you have? You won't be able to cling onto the same level you've been trying to stay on because you know nobody would be able to take the titles away from us, so what would you do then? Drop down to The Peoples title? Become on Thunder's level? Ha, that sounds funny.. because before you said I was on Thunder's level. But no Biggs, after this Sunday that's where you'll be. You'll be just another boudle in WCF, and I know that's got to kill your whole greatest of all time ego you've got going on. Because you see Biggs, if you were really that good then wouldn't you be in the main event at One? It's not because your being held down, or whatever you've came to believe. It's because nobody wants you to main event One, that's not what they want to see. You know what the fans, and WCF wants? They want to see the legend of WCF, the four time world champion of WCF, the Mr. Hall of Fame of WCF going against WCF's future, Jack of Blades. That's what sells tickets, and that's what it's going be. Me, and Jack are on a different level than you, Biggs. We're above you. I mean really JJ, it's not that hard to figure out. After this Sunday, rather you even dare to win, or lose.. you'll still be on that same level. You'll continue to stay there Biggs, and you know why. Your scared. Simple as that. Your scared to move back up the ranks of WCF like you once did when I wasn't around, and was busy owning WCF as the president. I'm sure you know why you moved up the ranks then, it's because I wasn't there to stop you. You really had no one to stop you at the time, and like you said before.. even Jack of Blades beat you then but you still got a title shot. So, if anyone was ever held down.. it was Jack. Not you. That's why you don't even try to become main event material anymore, because you will always know the outcome. Me, and Jack of Blades are there to stop you. ALWAYS.
We hear Joe Smith groan in the background.
Logan: You die yet?!
Joe Smith: No, almost.. I picked up a bush, and a bomb exploded. Luckily I still had a fairy left in my jar.
Logan: Damn you. You know Joe, all I've been talking about is stupid Disorder by Design, and somehow I've forgot their not the only other boudles in this match. You see tonight at Slam, I have the chance to beat Reckless Jack.. again. I also have the chance to beat Thunder, and Skyler Striker. I've heard so much talk about them two boudles lately, and finally tonight I get a chance to meet them in the ring. I can't lie when you say Thunder, and Striker have been pretty impressive lately. For awhile there they owned every title in WCF expect the world title. That's either a bolt of luck that only happens once in a million years, or just pure talent. You know.. I think I'll go with luck. Them two boudles happen to be in the right place at the right time, and I hope they enjoyed their fifteen minutes of fame. You know, this is a big night for all of us.. but when you look closely at that booking there is two names that stick out more than anyone else's. Jack of Blades, and Logan. Our names stick out for a few reasons, one being the most obvious, and that's because one of us is going to be the next WCF champion next week. But not only that, we are the past, present, and future of WCF all piled up into one great thing. Just think if we won the tag team titles? There would be a new force in WCF, a force to be reckoned with. Nobody would mess with us, and we would damn sure be dominate.
Joe Smith: NO!
Logan snatches the controller away from Joe.
Logan: It's about time.
Joe crosses his arms as Logan plays Zelda with the scene fading out.
