My fav lines of the week 5
Jan 31, 2016 22:15:28 GMT -5
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Post by Lilith on Jan 31, 2016 22:15:28 GMT -5
I do not do anything lightly, and I certainly do not step into this match with DeMarcus Jordan lightly. Yes, sir, I know your name. I call you DeSean or Shaquan to get your ire up. Because like all Nig… I mean, all… ugh. What word should I use? Ok, how about this. At the behest of my new boss Seth Lerch I will from now on call DeMarcus Jordan a Joker instead of a… well… instead of the “N” Word. – Jordan Wolfram
Simply put I am the most dangerous man in this match of 5, all the others bring elements that will make this spectacular, all the others bring elements that will make this a show stealer but if there is one thing none of them are gunna bring it is the ability to survive me – Punkin Caliban
I am going to make you eat your words. I am going to make you kiss your own ass when I turn you into a pretzel with my submission moves. – Lee Roberts
I suppose I should plan ahead in the unlikely albeit possible scenario that Kathy doesn’t call for the bell. I guess I’ll just break his arm then. I’m pretty sure that forces a match to end in some kind of weird rule with a victory for me. That’s a good plan. Damn I’m great. – Dag Riddik
The creature I walk into battle against both wears my friend’s skin and toys with his mind. Through his hand, this creature has destroyed. He has killed and caused harm, ending families and ruining lives. Through his actions, he sought to stain the hands of my friend and brother with blood. He waited until we had fallen – until neither of us would be there to protect him – then he struck. And he succeeded beyond his wildest dreams. – Howard Black
Grayson: Well I did want to talk about that. It wasn’t really me who negotiated my pay last year. Actually, I was getting paid a lot more when I FIRST started. This new pay rate started when I was Gemini Battle…
Katherine Phoenix: YOU WERE GEMINI BATTLE!?!?
Grayson looked at her incredulously. She had a smile on her face like she just met the President. She seemed almost giddy.
Katherine Phoenix: Me and Logan fucked you over pretty bad against the Vapor Kings last year. Team of Treachery and all… Sorry, not sorry.
Grayson: Yea, I didn’t forget about that. But thanks for reminding me…
Katherine Phoenix: OH…MY…GOD… You’re SO WELCOME! - Grayson Pierce
Don't try giving me that, “But I have heart!” bullcrap. Heart only gets you so far. I mean, hell, look at me. You think I didn't have heart? And despite what you seem to think, this isn't the '80s, and steroids are no longer a viable option. – Travis Tusk
This is my belt and even my body can't take anymore damage from any impact, I will defend it and still keep it to my posession. This title will never going anywhere! It will always be mine! No matter who will stand in my way, no matter how they gonna try to grab this title from my shoulder. I will never let that happen! I will successfully defend my title no matter what! I will keep this title at all cost and I will do what it takes to win it. – Kire Sakazaki
I don't see "good" and "bad". I don't see "face" and "heel". I see puppets and masterminds, and I am a mastermind. All of my opponents are puppets, and I am the puppet master pulling the strings! At Fifteen, I will be the fire that burns four souls to ashes, and from those ashes, I will rise victorious! – CJ Phoenix
Bobby, you’re sad. It’s a sad thing. You’re like at old mutt that roams the streets looking for trash and fights. And yet another mutt, soaked in scum and sludge, an immortal mutt at that, comes along to pick you part and what do you do? You roll over on your back, and you take it. Because you have no choice but to submit. – Zombie McMorris
Have I once went to booking and fucking cried, hell no I haven't. I don't give a fuck if I main event or open a fucking show, I lace up and preform for the fans. Right now in WCF we have a bunch of cry babies who want it their way, well ladies take your asses to Burger King if you want it that way. – Adam Young
I stood behind the podium on the stage, looking over a formally dressed audience taking up the entire ball room. Everyone here was a victim in one sense or another to the vicious tyranny of Gravedigger. Long boring promos in the ring, over exposure to WCF television, and now a leach to our ears every Sunday night. – Logan
When it comes to guys who just don't fucking stop, Adam is just that. You have to damn near put a bullet in his skull, and I admire and appreciate that. I hope that AY brings his top game. This last match of mine will be one for the ages, as long as he brings it. So bring it you Sick Bastard! I want to end my career on a match that will be talked about for all time; doesn't mean I will just lay down though. I fully plan on winning my final match, but I'll be as pissed as a blind person looking for a restroom if'n you drop the ball. – Doc Henry
“Spencer Adams FUCKING BODIES Johnny Rabid.” I can see that shit now, oh so beautiful. Johnny Rabid isn’t going to come in and take away Spencer Adams’ dream, he’s only going to make the milestone victory bigger for me. – Spencer Adams
Hello boys - Occulo...Howard Black. I’d heard whispers of your intentions for my host, here - whispers of your plans for me, even while you weren’t sure I was REAL at all. But that was before you spoke with one Joseph Malignaggi - before you got the story from the source. I have unfinished business with your third-mate just as I have unfinished business with the two of you, because nobody - man or other - can lay plans against me without suffering the consequences. – Dune
I found out the mother fuckin' hard way that when Logan brings it, there ain't a damn thing you can do but hope he slips up and you can take advantage of it somehow, which is exactly what happened in that match. I was able to count out, keep my belt and go to Ultimate Showdown. But I went there with a new respect for Logan and what he's capable of inside the ring. I mean, before that, all he was to me was a psycho tranny who tried to blow me a bunch of times. – Steve Orbit
That's exactly what you are, Jayson. Inept. You haven't been able to pull off what I can, always scratching and clawing for your next opportunity to fail...or sometimes it just drops right in your lap. Seth handing you this World Championship match wasn't out of the kindness of his heart...that man has no kindness, and that's just how I like it. No, no. Seth giving you this match was a form of punishment, as always. – Wade Moor
I want you to do me a favor, Hank. I want you to bring Bernard Core a message. Tell him he’s messed with the wrong man, the wrong nation. I am America, he is nothing. – Mikey eXtreme
So please Wade, play the mind games with me that you love to play with everyone else. Let me see the 'beast' come out of his cage and play. I want to come face to face with the monster that you claim to be at Fifteen so that it's all that more satisfying when I bitch slap you back down to the mat and right back into obscurity. – Jayson Price
I have some words for CJ Phoenix. CJ Phoenix likes to run his mouth and say that he’s going to win at Fifteen. I am a doormat? CJ Phoenix, you’re a punk. You’re a punk and you’re going to get PUNKED at fifteen. I don’t care if you don’t think I am a real coach. You’re a loser and I am winner and I am going to beat you up and send you to the hospital. - “Your Life Coach” Corey Flemming
I mean, at least the Monster acknowledges that IT is, in fact, a Monster. Logan, on the other hand, not an hour ago was in Kat's office, talkin' about cuttin' off her face as calmly as you or I might discuss the weather. That don't make me feel any more sanguine about the situation. Besides which, I brushed my teeth three times, an' I can still taste hot dogs.- Bonnie Blue
Nagaski? Fat bastard thinks his size will save him. It won't he's too slow to outrun those high-flyers, and not too damn big for me to toss around. He's what 400, 450? I've thrown caber poles that weigh more than that. Know what a caber is? Fucking telephone pole. That bastard is hard as hell to throw. If I can do that, there's no one in the Dubya that can be a bigger challenge. – Cormack MacNeill
Whatever happened to America being seen as a shining “city upon a hill,” a beacon of freedom for all the world to see? Mikey eXtreme wants to take a permanent marker to a map of the United States. I want America to illuminate, to be seen once again by the rest of the world as the most extraordinary example of freedom on this Earth. – Bernard Core
If there’s one thing I’ve learned going from city to city every week, it’s that all men, women, and children are NOT created equal. In fact, the inequality between people and their intellect and abilities is astounding. It makes you wonder how a country can produce someone like me, whose intellect and ability are without question, and produce someone like…everybody else, including Mikey eXtreme. – Bernard Core
Those who should be worried, however, are Occulo and Howard Black. Knowing the cowardice that runs rampant through Dune’s original partner, Occulo, he’s never regretted drawing the attention of a greater foe worse than he does now. He doesn’t fully realize what awaits him at Fifteen. He’s used to paddlings over daddy’s knee, but what he’s set to receive by my hand - by the hand of the partner he betrayed - will make all that seem like child’s play. – Dune
I’ve been wrecking this place since before you even knew it existed. I’ve been counted out in this match already. You’re going the kill this fuccboi, right? I’m a retard, right? Well, how’s it going to feel when this fuccboi retard hands your balls to you on a platter? You best check your words before you speak, boy. Because you’re going to look like a damned fool after this week. – Grayson Pierce
I am going back to the top. I have a real hold on that proverbial ladder in WCF. I can feel it weaving back and forth.. That’s caused from the shaky nerves of the guys at the top of it. They see me coming and know they can’t do anything with cVc. They are right. This sunday I will prove just that. I will leave that whore in a puddle of hot skank in the middle of that ring. Then i’ll molest what’s left. – Chance Von Crank
I see a Katherine Phoenix turn this companies reputation into a joke just to please her babygurl, Logan. – Johnny Rabid
I am just too much for one human mind to handle at one time. A woman can’t overcome adversity like a man can. Weakness shows itself in the damndest places. – Crank Von Crank
Grayson is a faggot. The end. – Joey Flash
Stuart Slane doesn’t DESERVE my SeaV title, Johnny! Just because he won some bullshit match he got a shot at the Great Beaver?! And then he gets a lucky pin over me and he thinks he’s the champ just like that?! I worked my ass off to get to this point and I’ll be damned if I’m going to let some old-timer waltz back into WSeaF and take what I’ve earned! – Dustin Beaver
Caliban, you wish to insight fear into your opponent, but I don’t fear you. I pity you. I pity everything about you. You wear a mask that looks like something out of the watchmen if they had a budget of $4. - Akane "Nagasaki" Katsu
Let’s get the disclaimer out of the way now. This is going to hurt a lot of you and it will offend just as many. I don’t apologize for that. This is what the truth looks like and you all need to deal with it. Just like Jensen needs to deal with the acceptance that he will get knocked down this Sunday. Kyle Kemp is better than him and all of you – Kyle Kemp
What brought my fist down upon your skull, and then down upon the rope that holds you up there will be the same thing that brings my fist down upon Johnny Rabid, Spencer Adams, Logan, Gravedigger, Steve Orbit, Bonnie Blue, at my coming match up and for years down the line. – Benjamin Atreyu
Welcome; welcome to an actual good promo, nothing like the mess we’ve witnessed from the likes of Rabid or Adams. A promo that doesn’t drag on with speeches of how old Gravedigger is.. wait… I did that, but I did it differently. This is the boudle edition. Easy on the eyes. A true heart warmer. – Logan
Heer iz in4mashion konsurning mi Sarah Teddy. Thare iz a pikture inclosed in thiz email ov wut she luks lik. Plente ov kookees in this 4u if u kan find mi Sarah Teddy. Talkin 100,000 in wutever kinda kookees u lik. Thank u verie much! - Charon the Ferryman
This is MY World Championship, Price, and I will fight until I die to keep it...but my family? I'll kill for them...and you went and found yourself in a set of crosshairs you've never been in before. When The Leviathan wants something done, it gets done. Think about Scarecrow, only you'll never be able to come back from what I do to you. – Wade Moor
Jayson Price: "Just one thing I have to ask. If you had opened up that door and looked in to see me standing here naked and jerking off, would you have still stood there trying to ask me questions?"
Hank Brown: "I really don't want to have to answer that question."
Jayson Price: "You would. You fucking would, you creepy fucking bastard." – Jayson Price
Why should Robert Hercules Cairo, The Godfather of Professional Wrestling, fear anything? Well, the answer is simple, my child: We reap what we sow. When one unleashes the demons from Hell with a simple flick of the wrist from one hundred and fifty feet in the air at Madison Square Garden? Indeed, there will be Hell to pay. The Devil's gonna get his due. – Bobby Cairo
You might be the better wrestler, Jordan, no doubts about that, but I am the better fighter. And at fifteen, we aren't wrestling mother fucker. We are fighting. Get ready for it. cause its happening. And when I grow and become the top fucking dog around here, you are going to fall flat on your face, AGAIN, and you are going to see a black man go on to great things. I know that that is going to boil your blood more than anything. I can't think of a better thing to fuck with you about, me, a black man, becoming bigger than you could ever imagine to be in this company. Yeah, thats going to be the way I really defeat your ass. – DeMarcus Jordan
Nagaski? Yeah, he's a big lad. A fierce competitor. A sumo from a long tradition of warriors. I don't think that anyone should take him too lightly. His weight doesn't concern me. I've lifted bigger. What matters is the size of his heart. The fight he brings. I hope he brings everything he has. I know I will. – Cormack MacNeill
The thing I remembered the most about that time were how cruel the boys at my school were towards me. They took every opportunity they could to call me a "dyke whore" or a slut. The bible thumpers always looked at me and sneered, calling me "unnatural" and "dirty." One asshole even had "LESBO" spray painted on the door to my car, like he had wanted to advertise to the world just who exactly I was. Don't even get me started on how my parents took it. – Tiffany White
Fifteen? The biggest Pay Per View in WCF history, celebrating fifteen years of dominance. Well, Mikey eXtreme is entering his 17th year of dominance inside that ring, and Bernard Core will feel the intense rage that burns inside of me, he will be sacrificed to the Dark Lords and he WILL NEVER BE THE SAME. – Mikey eXtreme
I represent the common man. I represent the people. I am the Man of the people. People look up to me. They see me as one of them and they see that I am the best thing going today. I inspire them to live their dreams and to stand up for themselves. – Lee Roberts
You see, Kit-Kat the joking stops now!! The fun and games end today!! Your control will be nullified. Done!! You got it, you brain dead stupid-ass bitch!! Nobody likes you!! You're a God damn waste of space. You're taking a spot that someone else deserves. Since you won't go away!! The Monster will make sure you are sent away... IN A BOX!!! FUCK YOU!! YOU SHOULD OF STAYED AWAY!! WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU... IS YOUR FAULT!! Fuck this, Keith!! This is done. Over. No more recording. Seth fucked up by signing this match!! In Philadelphia... KATHERINE PHOENIX DIES!!! – Oblivion
So I took a loss in a tag match? Big fucking deal. It’s part of the business. You know when you’ll be able to dog on someone for a loss? When you show me that you have a record consisting of one hundred wins and zero losses, but you don’t, nobody does. Don’t you worry about the antidote losing a match from time to time, I’ll be just fucking dandy without a big thumbs up from The Mack. – Spencer Adams
Can't Bonnie's sci-fi, future-is-now voodoo shit save her. I really ain't got no problem with this bitch. She's whatever. She's entertaining. She might have some magic powers. She kinda reminds me of a fuckin' Power Ranger. Blue Ranger, that's what I'ma call her-- Bonnie Blue Ranger. Hey, man-- if there was a fuckin' Time Traveler Doctor Who Championship, Bonnie Blue got that shit on LOCK, B. Can't nobody touch her, she would hold that shit for a thousand years. But that don't exist, and she don't have no business anywhere near the World title. – Steve Orbit
An' speakin' of old men, Gravedigger himself decides to Steve Corino his way into this match for one last shot at glory. Couple of years ago, I'd have worried. I mean, we're talkin' 'bout a guy who once demanded -- and got -- his own, personal taco stand at ringside. If that ain't the height of slothfulness, I don't know what is. – Bonnie Blue
Back yonder, when I was but a teen, my bully was Joe Pierce. He was the captain of the football team and very much the “leader” of the school. He took a dislike to me and my guild when we had the temerity to use his precious field as a staging ground for an all out assault we were going to have on the Newtown scum on the following weekend. He decided, in a not so round about way to target each one of my guild with jokes, jibes, fights, assaults and all sorts of trickery.” AJ sighed. “He was actually very nice at first, we shared jokes and had our love for the Lord of the Rings books together. Alas, his parents had informed him they were divorcing some time during our third season and he was just never the same. – Andre Jenson
Naga is a walking nightmare, I will admit that, it may take all 4 of the rest of us to make a dent in that armour of his, if we want him out of this match. But as I said with Cormack, the other 3 men in this match are competent and all will of been in some kind of battle royale or even war where all the smaller guys had to team up to take out a behemoth and if that is the strategy that needs to be taken then I can safely say that strategy will go into effect without any need for friendly communication between the 4 of us. – Punkin Caliban
See, Vengeance, I really have no beef with you; you aren’t of any particular significance to me in the big scheme of things. From what I’ve been able to tell since I strolled into this place, you’re just some schmuck who has squandered the last…I don’t know…four, five years here. In all that time, you’ve done nothing. Now through some unfortunate luck you’re stuck in my path. Well, then I guess we’ll just have to do what men have to do, Vengeance. – Raymond Hatcher
I have absolutely no chance at losing this match. The match itself is a formality. Corey Black’s fate was sealed when he idiotically presented the terms of this match. A rare mishap from a man who’s tried for so long to insulate himself from extermination. I will not fail. On Sunday, I am taking one of the pillars that this company was built on…and replacing it. I’m replacing it with one that is much stronger and much taller. My own. I am your Corey Black. Your legend on the fringe. Your wrestling hero to worship. Let me say this, unlike my predecessor…it will never be easy to get rid of me. Jonny Fly will reign forever. – Jonny Fly
Cause let's just face it Chance, I'm miles ahead of you in this game. Period. You weren't even BOOKED last week on Slam, you should thank me for making you even a smidgen bit of relevant. It's only cause of me that the WCF Galaxy tunes into your matches, just to see if I come out to kick your ass or not! – Tiffany White
As for Katherine, she's a woman, sir, and that's all I need to say about that. – Dag Riddik
Johnny Rabid, Steve Orbit, Spencer Adams, Gravedigger, Bonnie Blue, and Logan. Six surrogates for six living and breathing individuals, a not-so-humble few ready to collide with destiny at Fifteen, the upcoming pay-per-view that EVERYONE was talking about. – Benjamin Atreyu
I get placed across the ring from a talentless hack who couldn't wrestle his way out of a folded child's blanket. The only thing on him that seems to work for shit is his mouth, and half the time he's spewing nonsense. The guy has the mentality of a fourth grader and the mouth of a sailor. – Lucious Starr
I finally understand why I need to do this. This is for my beautiful daughters, Serenity, and Athena. The two most beautiful people I've ever seen in my life. Athena, Serenity. Thank you. Thank you for telling me you love me everyday, thank you for being there when I needed you most. Daddy is going to Fifteen, and he's going to beat Dustin Beaver, and Stuart Slane to become the next WCF Television Champion. I'm coming home with the championship, and as my what my daughters did in my time of my need. They reminded me of who I am. I'm the man that's going to be the future of WCF. The next Television Champion, and also the greatest Television Champion of all time. I'm coming home with the belt, and as a proud father. – Andre Holmes
“Joey Flash lost to Grime” – Joey Flash
Come at me you pathetic, child murdering low life. I’ll show you just how utterly vulnerable you are. I’ll show you that you are not the unstoppable force you think you are. You can talk about your reaper, your hourglass, your exorcisms and your demonization, but the ironic thing is Dune, the reaper is coming for you and your exorcism is about to begin. The power of The Sentinels compels you bitch. – Occulo
Fifteen is a mere few hours away. Savor your career as long as you can, Jonny. Enjoy these last few fleeting moments. I hope you have some investments in the Hot Fries market.
As soon as that bell rings, you’re in for the fight of your life.
And as soon as that bell rings the second time.
This life of yours.
It’s over. – Corey Black
I walked away from the wrestling business for several reasons and people like you forgot about me. You acted like I never existed. You acted like I have never done anything. Soon Tim everything will return to normal but for now, I will make an example out of everyone who doubts me. – Vengeance
Vengeance, you think you’re a badass because you took it to Dune. Big fucking deal, so did I. I took it to Dune and I beat Joey Flash, where has that gotten me, a match with you at Fifteen. It’s not how I expected to celebrate this company’s great anniversary, but it’ll have to do. Tonight is about celebrating fifteen years, tonight is about celebrating great wrestling. – Raymond Hatcher
Well what with us being paid in cookies I need us to make some damn money. So I have lined up a little sumo demonstration at EPCOT theme park. I would normally send you to these places but since we have no money you will just need to settle for this. So please do your best, with any luck we can make some extra with bets. - Akane "Nagasaki" Katsu
Final destination. The three ages of a company that has defined what this business means. Past, present, and future: all standing as one for the same prize. The same opportunity. No matter what threats arrive on our shores; that is a glory that will not be stopped. I will have my title. My prize. No Owl. Or Boudle. Or commentator. Or Time Traveller. Or Former Talent Relations Suit. Or People’s Choice will deny me. Today, tomorrow. Weeks, months from now. It makes no mind. That title will be mine. – Johnny Rabid
I’m willing to bet part of the blame falls on The Beach Krew. One of them, or perhaps all of them, got in your ear and told you, ‘This guy’s a stiff. He doesn’t have what it takes to make it in OUR WCF. You will destroy him.’ And, stooge that you are, you beavlieved it. You fell for that siren song. You actually complained you had to face me, and that you’d have to carry me to a good match. That’s not how things turned out, is it? No. What happened was I took everything you had and still beat you. I kicked out of your Bass Drop, muscled out of your Beaver to Belly suplex, and pinned you with the Slane Slam. You lost. You lost your title. Say Bon Voyage to the SeaV Champion. – Stuart Slane
Simply put I am the most dangerous man in this match of 5, all the others bring elements that will make this spectacular, all the others bring elements that will make this a show stealer but if there is one thing none of them are gunna bring it is the ability to survive me – Punkin Caliban
I am going to make you eat your words. I am going to make you kiss your own ass when I turn you into a pretzel with my submission moves. – Lee Roberts
I suppose I should plan ahead in the unlikely albeit possible scenario that Kathy doesn’t call for the bell. I guess I’ll just break his arm then. I’m pretty sure that forces a match to end in some kind of weird rule with a victory for me. That’s a good plan. Damn I’m great. – Dag Riddik
The creature I walk into battle against both wears my friend’s skin and toys with his mind. Through his hand, this creature has destroyed. He has killed and caused harm, ending families and ruining lives. Through his actions, he sought to stain the hands of my friend and brother with blood. He waited until we had fallen – until neither of us would be there to protect him – then he struck. And he succeeded beyond his wildest dreams. – Howard Black
Grayson: Well I did want to talk about that. It wasn’t really me who negotiated my pay last year. Actually, I was getting paid a lot more when I FIRST started. This new pay rate started when I was Gemini Battle…
Katherine Phoenix: YOU WERE GEMINI BATTLE!?!?
Grayson looked at her incredulously. She had a smile on her face like she just met the President. She seemed almost giddy.
Katherine Phoenix: Me and Logan fucked you over pretty bad against the Vapor Kings last year. Team of Treachery and all… Sorry, not sorry.
Grayson: Yea, I didn’t forget about that. But thanks for reminding me…
Katherine Phoenix: OH…MY…GOD… You’re SO WELCOME! - Grayson Pierce
Don't try giving me that, “But I have heart!” bullcrap. Heart only gets you so far. I mean, hell, look at me. You think I didn't have heart? And despite what you seem to think, this isn't the '80s, and steroids are no longer a viable option. – Travis Tusk
This is my belt and even my body can't take anymore damage from any impact, I will defend it and still keep it to my posession. This title will never going anywhere! It will always be mine! No matter who will stand in my way, no matter how they gonna try to grab this title from my shoulder. I will never let that happen! I will successfully defend my title no matter what! I will keep this title at all cost and I will do what it takes to win it. – Kire Sakazaki
I don't see "good" and "bad". I don't see "face" and "heel". I see puppets and masterminds, and I am a mastermind. All of my opponents are puppets, and I am the puppet master pulling the strings! At Fifteen, I will be the fire that burns four souls to ashes, and from those ashes, I will rise victorious! – CJ Phoenix
Bobby, you’re sad. It’s a sad thing. You’re like at old mutt that roams the streets looking for trash and fights. And yet another mutt, soaked in scum and sludge, an immortal mutt at that, comes along to pick you part and what do you do? You roll over on your back, and you take it. Because you have no choice but to submit. – Zombie McMorris
Have I once went to booking and fucking cried, hell no I haven't. I don't give a fuck if I main event or open a fucking show, I lace up and preform for the fans. Right now in WCF we have a bunch of cry babies who want it their way, well ladies take your asses to Burger King if you want it that way. – Adam Young
I stood behind the podium on the stage, looking over a formally dressed audience taking up the entire ball room. Everyone here was a victim in one sense or another to the vicious tyranny of Gravedigger. Long boring promos in the ring, over exposure to WCF television, and now a leach to our ears every Sunday night. – Logan
When it comes to guys who just don't fucking stop, Adam is just that. You have to damn near put a bullet in his skull, and I admire and appreciate that. I hope that AY brings his top game. This last match of mine will be one for the ages, as long as he brings it. So bring it you Sick Bastard! I want to end my career on a match that will be talked about for all time; doesn't mean I will just lay down though. I fully plan on winning my final match, but I'll be as pissed as a blind person looking for a restroom if'n you drop the ball. – Doc Henry
“Spencer Adams FUCKING BODIES Johnny Rabid.” I can see that shit now, oh so beautiful. Johnny Rabid isn’t going to come in and take away Spencer Adams’ dream, he’s only going to make the milestone victory bigger for me. – Spencer Adams
Hello boys - Occulo...Howard Black. I’d heard whispers of your intentions for my host, here - whispers of your plans for me, even while you weren’t sure I was REAL at all. But that was before you spoke with one Joseph Malignaggi - before you got the story from the source. I have unfinished business with your third-mate just as I have unfinished business with the two of you, because nobody - man or other - can lay plans against me without suffering the consequences. – Dune
I found out the mother fuckin' hard way that when Logan brings it, there ain't a damn thing you can do but hope he slips up and you can take advantage of it somehow, which is exactly what happened in that match. I was able to count out, keep my belt and go to Ultimate Showdown. But I went there with a new respect for Logan and what he's capable of inside the ring. I mean, before that, all he was to me was a psycho tranny who tried to blow me a bunch of times. – Steve Orbit
That's exactly what you are, Jayson. Inept. You haven't been able to pull off what I can, always scratching and clawing for your next opportunity to fail...or sometimes it just drops right in your lap. Seth handing you this World Championship match wasn't out of the kindness of his heart...that man has no kindness, and that's just how I like it. No, no. Seth giving you this match was a form of punishment, as always. – Wade Moor
I want you to do me a favor, Hank. I want you to bring Bernard Core a message. Tell him he’s messed with the wrong man, the wrong nation. I am America, he is nothing. – Mikey eXtreme
So please Wade, play the mind games with me that you love to play with everyone else. Let me see the 'beast' come out of his cage and play. I want to come face to face with the monster that you claim to be at Fifteen so that it's all that more satisfying when I bitch slap you back down to the mat and right back into obscurity. – Jayson Price
I have some words for CJ Phoenix. CJ Phoenix likes to run his mouth and say that he’s going to win at Fifteen. I am a doormat? CJ Phoenix, you’re a punk. You’re a punk and you’re going to get PUNKED at fifteen. I don’t care if you don’t think I am a real coach. You’re a loser and I am winner and I am going to beat you up and send you to the hospital. - “Your Life Coach” Corey Flemming
I mean, at least the Monster acknowledges that IT is, in fact, a Monster. Logan, on the other hand, not an hour ago was in Kat's office, talkin' about cuttin' off her face as calmly as you or I might discuss the weather. That don't make me feel any more sanguine about the situation. Besides which, I brushed my teeth three times, an' I can still taste hot dogs.- Bonnie Blue
Nagaski? Fat bastard thinks his size will save him. It won't he's too slow to outrun those high-flyers, and not too damn big for me to toss around. He's what 400, 450? I've thrown caber poles that weigh more than that. Know what a caber is? Fucking telephone pole. That bastard is hard as hell to throw. If I can do that, there's no one in the Dubya that can be a bigger challenge. – Cormack MacNeill
Whatever happened to America being seen as a shining “city upon a hill,” a beacon of freedom for all the world to see? Mikey eXtreme wants to take a permanent marker to a map of the United States. I want America to illuminate, to be seen once again by the rest of the world as the most extraordinary example of freedom on this Earth. – Bernard Core
If there’s one thing I’ve learned going from city to city every week, it’s that all men, women, and children are NOT created equal. In fact, the inequality between people and their intellect and abilities is astounding. It makes you wonder how a country can produce someone like me, whose intellect and ability are without question, and produce someone like…everybody else, including Mikey eXtreme. – Bernard Core
Those who should be worried, however, are Occulo and Howard Black. Knowing the cowardice that runs rampant through Dune’s original partner, Occulo, he’s never regretted drawing the attention of a greater foe worse than he does now. He doesn’t fully realize what awaits him at Fifteen. He’s used to paddlings over daddy’s knee, but what he’s set to receive by my hand - by the hand of the partner he betrayed - will make all that seem like child’s play. – Dune
I’ve been wrecking this place since before you even knew it existed. I’ve been counted out in this match already. You’re going the kill this fuccboi, right? I’m a retard, right? Well, how’s it going to feel when this fuccboi retard hands your balls to you on a platter? You best check your words before you speak, boy. Because you’re going to look like a damned fool after this week. – Grayson Pierce
I am going back to the top. I have a real hold on that proverbial ladder in WCF. I can feel it weaving back and forth.. That’s caused from the shaky nerves of the guys at the top of it. They see me coming and know they can’t do anything with cVc. They are right. This sunday I will prove just that. I will leave that whore in a puddle of hot skank in the middle of that ring. Then i’ll molest what’s left. – Chance Von Crank
I see a Katherine Phoenix turn this companies reputation into a joke just to please her babygurl, Logan. – Johnny Rabid
I am just too much for one human mind to handle at one time. A woman can’t overcome adversity like a man can. Weakness shows itself in the damndest places. – Crank Von Crank
Grayson is a faggot. The end. – Joey Flash
Stuart Slane doesn’t DESERVE my SeaV title, Johnny! Just because he won some bullshit match he got a shot at the Great Beaver?! And then he gets a lucky pin over me and he thinks he’s the champ just like that?! I worked my ass off to get to this point and I’ll be damned if I’m going to let some old-timer waltz back into WSeaF and take what I’ve earned! – Dustin Beaver
Caliban, you wish to insight fear into your opponent, but I don’t fear you. I pity you. I pity everything about you. You wear a mask that looks like something out of the watchmen if they had a budget of $4. - Akane "Nagasaki" Katsu
Let’s get the disclaimer out of the way now. This is going to hurt a lot of you and it will offend just as many. I don’t apologize for that. This is what the truth looks like and you all need to deal with it. Just like Jensen needs to deal with the acceptance that he will get knocked down this Sunday. Kyle Kemp is better than him and all of you – Kyle Kemp
What brought my fist down upon your skull, and then down upon the rope that holds you up there will be the same thing that brings my fist down upon Johnny Rabid, Spencer Adams, Logan, Gravedigger, Steve Orbit, Bonnie Blue, at my coming match up and for years down the line. – Benjamin Atreyu
Welcome; welcome to an actual good promo, nothing like the mess we’ve witnessed from the likes of Rabid or Adams. A promo that doesn’t drag on with speeches of how old Gravedigger is.. wait… I did that, but I did it differently. This is the boudle edition. Easy on the eyes. A true heart warmer. – Logan
Heer iz in4mashion konsurning mi Sarah Teddy. Thare iz a pikture inclosed in thiz email ov wut she luks lik. Plente ov kookees in this 4u if u kan find mi Sarah Teddy. Talkin 100,000 in wutever kinda kookees u lik. Thank u verie much! - Charon the Ferryman
This is MY World Championship, Price, and I will fight until I die to keep it...but my family? I'll kill for them...and you went and found yourself in a set of crosshairs you've never been in before. When The Leviathan wants something done, it gets done. Think about Scarecrow, only you'll never be able to come back from what I do to you. – Wade Moor
Jayson Price: "Just one thing I have to ask. If you had opened up that door and looked in to see me standing here naked and jerking off, would you have still stood there trying to ask me questions?"
Hank Brown: "I really don't want to have to answer that question."
Jayson Price: "You would. You fucking would, you creepy fucking bastard." – Jayson Price
Why should Robert Hercules Cairo, The Godfather of Professional Wrestling, fear anything? Well, the answer is simple, my child: We reap what we sow. When one unleashes the demons from Hell with a simple flick of the wrist from one hundred and fifty feet in the air at Madison Square Garden? Indeed, there will be Hell to pay. The Devil's gonna get his due. – Bobby Cairo
You might be the better wrestler, Jordan, no doubts about that, but I am the better fighter. And at fifteen, we aren't wrestling mother fucker. We are fighting. Get ready for it. cause its happening. And when I grow and become the top fucking dog around here, you are going to fall flat on your face, AGAIN, and you are going to see a black man go on to great things. I know that that is going to boil your blood more than anything. I can't think of a better thing to fuck with you about, me, a black man, becoming bigger than you could ever imagine to be in this company. Yeah, thats going to be the way I really defeat your ass. – DeMarcus Jordan
Nagaski? Yeah, he's a big lad. A fierce competitor. A sumo from a long tradition of warriors. I don't think that anyone should take him too lightly. His weight doesn't concern me. I've lifted bigger. What matters is the size of his heart. The fight he brings. I hope he brings everything he has. I know I will. – Cormack MacNeill
The thing I remembered the most about that time were how cruel the boys at my school were towards me. They took every opportunity they could to call me a "dyke whore" or a slut. The bible thumpers always looked at me and sneered, calling me "unnatural" and "dirty." One asshole even had "LESBO" spray painted on the door to my car, like he had wanted to advertise to the world just who exactly I was. Don't even get me started on how my parents took it. – Tiffany White
Fifteen? The biggest Pay Per View in WCF history, celebrating fifteen years of dominance. Well, Mikey eXtreme is entering his 17th year of dominance inside that ring, and Bernard Core will feel the intense rage that burns inside of me, he will be sacrificed to the Dark Lords and he WILL NEVER BE THE SAME. – Mikey eXtreme
I represent the common man. I represent the people. I am the Man of the people. People look up to me. They see me as one of them and they see that I am the best thing going today. I inspire them to live their dreams and to stand up for themselves. – Lee Roberts
You see, Kit-Kat the joking stops now!! The fun and games end today!! Your control will be nullified. Done!! You got it, you brain dead stupid-ass bitch!! Nobody likes you!! You're a God damn waste of space. You're taking a spot that someone else deserves. Since you won't go away!! The Monster will make sure you are sent away... IN A BOX!!! FUCK YOU!! YOU SHOULD OF STAYED AWAY!! WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU... IS YOUR FAULT!! Fuck this, Keith!! This is done. Over. No more recording. Seth fucked up by signing this match!! In Philadelphia... KATHERINE PHOENIX DIES!!! – Oblivion
So I took a loss in a tag match? Big fucking deal. It’s part of the business. You know when you’ll be able to dog on someone for a loss? When you show me that you have a record consisting of one hundred wins and zero losses, but you don’t, nobody does. Don’t you worry about the antidote losing a match from time to time, I’ll be just fucking dandy without a big thumbs up from The Mack. – Spencer Adams
Can't Bonnie's sci-fi, future-is-now voodoo shit save her. I really ain't got no problem with this bitch. She's whatever. She's entertaining. She might have some magic powers. She kinda reminds me of a fuckin' Power Ranger. Blue Ranger, that's what I'ma call her-- Bonnie Blue Ranger. Hey, man-- if there was a fuckin' Time Traveler Doctor Who Championship, Bonnie Blue got that shit on LOCK, B. Can't nobody touch her, she would hold that shit for a thousand years. But that don't exist, and she don't have no business anywhere near the World title. – Steve Orbit
An' speakin' of old men, Gravedigger himself decides to Steve Corino his way into this match for one last shot at glory. Couple of years ago, I'd have worried. I mean, we're talkin' 'bout a guy who once demanded -- and got -- his own, personal taco stand at ringside. If that ain't the height of slothfulness, I don't know what is. – Bonnie Blue
Back yonder, when I was but a teen, my bully was Joe Pierce. He was the captain of the football team and very much the “leader” of the school. He took a dislike to me and my guild when we had the temerity to use his precious field as a staging ground for an all out assault we were going to have on the Newtown scum on the following weekend. He decided, in a not so round about way to target each one of my guild with jokes, jibes, fights, assaults and all sorts of trickery.” AJ sighed. “He was actually very nice at first, we shared jokes and had our love for the Lord of the Rings books together. Alas, his parents had informed him they were divorcing some time during our third season and he was just never the same. – Andre Jenson
Naga is a walking nightmare, I will admit that, it may take all 4 of the rest of us to make a dent in that armour of his, if we want him out of this match. But as I said with Cormack, the other 3 men in this match are competent and all will of been in some kind of battle royale or even war where all the smaller guys had to team up to take out a behemoth and if that is the strategy that needs to be taken then I can safely say that strategy will go into effect without any need for friendly communication between the 4 of us. – Punkin Caliban
See, Vengeance, I really have no beef with you; you aren’t of any particular significance to me in the big scheme of things. From what I’ve been able to tell since I strolled into this place, you’re just some schmuck who has squandered the last…I don’t know…four, five years here. In all that time, you’ve done nothing. Now through some unfortunate luck you’re stuck in my path. Well, then I guess we’ll just have to do what men have to do, Vengeance. – Raymond Hatcher
I have absolutely no chance at losing this match. The match itself is a formality. Corey Black’s fate was sealed when he idiotically presented the terms of this match. A rare mishap from a man who’s tried for so long to insulate himself from extermination. I will not fail. On Sunday, I am taking one of the pillars that this company was built on…and replacing it. I’m replacing it with one that is much stronger and much taller. My own. I am your Corey Black. Your legend on the fringe. Your wrestling hero to worship. Let me say this, unlike my predecessor…it will never be easy to get rid of me. Jonny Fly will reign forever. – Jonny Fly
Cause let's just face it Chance, I'm miles ahead of you in this game. Period. You weren't even BOOKED last week on Slam, you should thank me for making you even a smidgen bit of relevant. It's only cause of me that the WCF Galaxy tunes into your matches, just to see if I come out to kick your ass or not! – Tiffany White
As for Katherine, she's a woman, sir, and that's all I need to say about that. – Dag Riddik
Johnny Rabid, Steve Orbit, Spencer Adams, Gravedigger, Bonnie Blue, and Logan. Six surrogates for six living and breathing individuals, a not-so-humble few ready to collide with destiny at Fifteen, the upcoming pay-per-view that EVERYONE was talking about. – Benjamin Atreyu
I get placed across the ring from a talentless hack who couldn't wrestle his way out of a folded child's blanket. The only thing on him that seems to work for shit is his mouth, and half the time he's spewing nonsense. The guy has the mentality of a fourth grader and the mouth of a sailor. – Lucious Starr
I finally understand why I need to do this. This is for my beautiful daughters, Serenity, and Athena. The two most beautiful people I've ever seen in my life. Athena, Serenity. Thank you. Thank you for telling me you love me everyday, thank you for being there when I needed you most. Daddy is going to Fifteen, and he's going to beat Dustin Beaver, and Stuart Slane to become the next WCF Television Champion. I'm coming home with the championship, and as my what my daughters did in my time of my need. They reminded me of who I am. I'm the man that's going to be the future of WCF. The next Television Champion, and also the greatest Television Champion of all time. I'm coming home with the belt, and as a proud father. – Andre Holmes
“Joey Flash lost to Grime” – Joey Flash
Come at me you pathetic, child murdering low life. I’ll show you just how utterly vulnerable you are. I’ll show you that you are not the unstoppable force you think you are. You can talk about your reaper, your hourglass, your exorcisms and your demonization, but the ironic thing is Dune, the reaper is coming for you and your exorcism is about to begin. The power of The Sentinels compels you bitch. – Occulo
Fifteen is a mere few hours away. Savor your career as long as you can, Jonny. Enjoy these last few fleeting moments. I hope you have some investments in the Hot Fries market.
As soon as that bell rings, you’re in for the fight of your life.
And as soon as that bell rings the second time.
This life of yours.
It’s over. – Corey Black
I walked away from the wrestling business for several reasons and people like you forgot about me. You acted like I never existed. You acted like I have never done anything. Soon Tim everything will return to normal but for now, I will make an example out of everyone who doubts me. – Vengeance
Vengeance, you think you’re a badass because you took it to Dune. Big fucking deal, so did I. I took it to Dune and I beat Joey Flash, where has that gotten me, a match with you at Fifteen. It’s not how I expected to celebrate this company’s great anniversary, but it’ll have to do. Tonight is about celebrating fifteen years, tonight is about celebrating great wrestling. – Raymond Hatcher
Well what with us being paid in cookies I need us to make some damn money. So I have lined up a little sumo demonstration at EPCOT theme park. I would normally send you to these places but since we have no money you will just need to settle for this. So please do your best, with any luck we can make some extra with bets. - Akane "Nagasaki" Katsu
Final destination. The three ages of a company that has defined what this business means. Past, present, and future: all standing as one for the same prize. The same opportunity. No matter what threats arrive on our shores; that is a glory that will not be stopped. I will have my title. My prize. No Owl. Or Boudle. Or commentator. Or Time Traveller. Or Former Talent Relations Suit. Or People’s Choice will deny me. Today, tomorrow. Weeks, months from now. It makes no mind. That title will be mine. – Johnny Rabid
I’m willing to bet part of the blame falls on The Beach Krew. One of them, or perhaps all of them, got in your ear and told you, ‘This guy’s a stiff. He doesn’t have what it takes to make it in OUR WCF. You will destroy him.’ And, stooge that you are, you beavlieved it. You fell for that siren song. You actually complained you had to face me, and that you’d have to carry me to a good match. That’s not how things turned out, is it? No. What happened was I took everything you had and still beat you. I kicked out of your Bass Drop, muscled out of your Beaver to Belly suplex, and pinned you with the Slane Slam. You lost. You lost your title. Say Bon Voyage to the SeaV Champion. – Stuart Slane
you all did a great job! 
