Post by Alton Kingston on Jan 31, 2016 17:49:55 GMT -5
We open to Nagasaki and Nobunaga walking through a crowded area. Nagasaki is wearing his favorite silk robes as he smiles and waves to the crowds walking past him. Nobunaga on the other hand just continues to smoke his cigarettes and ignore anyone who tries to talk to him, shoulder bumping those who do not get out of his way. The people in the area are all extremely happy to see the large sumo.
Nagasaki: So remind me again why we are here? OH HELLO SIR!
Nobunaga: Well what with us being paid in cookies I need us to make some damn money. So I have lined up a little sumo demonstration at EPCOT theme park. I would normally send you to these places but since we have no money you will just need to settle for this. So please do your best, with any luck we can make some extra with bets. Also while you do that I will come up with a Promo idea for you.
Nagasaki: YOU MEAN I GET TO SHOW ALL THESE PEOPLE HOW TO TRULY BE A SUMO?! HAHA YES! I trust your judgment on these things Nobunaga!
Nobunaga: As well as check out some of the other cultures we will be facing, after all this is the international title match.
Nagasaki: OF COURSE! THIS DAY GETS BETTER AND BETTER! HELLO MA’AM! COME SEE THE SUMO DEMONSTRATION TODAY!
The two continue through the busy park until they find the Japanese part of EPCOT, now it was a matter of finding the staging area for Nagasaki’s sumo demonstration. They continue walking around until they find a beautiful Japanese woman dressed head to toe in traditional Japanese robes. She is standing on a corner handing out pamphlets and bowing to everyone who passes her.
Nagasaki: (whispering) Nobunaga. Nobunaga look at her! She is beautiful!
Nobunaga: (in his normal voice) I have seen better. WOMAN WHAT DOES YOUR PANPHLETS SAY?
Woman: Hello sir! These are for the sumo demonstration later today! Will you be attending?
Nagasaki: OF COURSE! I AM THE MAIN EVENT!
Woman: OH MY GOD YOU ARE THE GREAT NAGASAKI!
Nagasaki: YES! NOW WHERE IS THIS BEING HELD?
Woman: Here take a pamphlet! You better get a move on if you want to be on time!
Nagasaki: Will someone as beautiful as you be attending?!
Woman: You are sweet, and I really want to, but I’m not sure if I ca-
Nagasaki: NONSENSE OF COURSE YOU WILL! NOBUNAGA BE MY DIRECTIONS!
And with that Nagasaki picked up the woman and Nobunaga, hung them over his shoulders and began sprinting in whatever direction Nobunaga told him to go. Nobunaga has become used to this sort of thing.
They eventually made it to the sumo ring where a microphone was set up for Nagasaki’s announcement and demonstration. He set the beautiful woman down along with his friend Nobunaga. The two bow to each other and Nagasaki bows the woman as well. He steps up onto the ring and walks to the microphone.
Nagasaki: HELLO EVERYONE! I AM HAPPY TO BE HERE TODAY TO SHOW YOU THE JOY OF SUMO! I WILL NEED A VOLENTEER FROM THE AUDIENCE TO FACE ME!
Nobunaga’s eyes widen as he imagines Nagasaki body slamming some poor soul in the audience. Nagasaki point to a very heavy set man in the back. He is wearing tan shorts with a Hawaiian shirt, standing with his also over weight family.
Nagasaki: YOU SIR IN THE BACK! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE THE MAKINGS OF A FINE SUMO!
Man: Ummm what me? Are you calling me fat?
Nagasaki: OF COURSE I AM! YOU SIR COULD BE A FINE ATHLETE! NOW COME LET ME SHOW YOU THE WAY OF SUMO!
The man looks down at his belly and begins to feel sorry for himself. He remembers people making fun of him his whole life because he was overweight, but just before his sadness could turn to anger he thinks for a minute, “This could be my chance to show everyone they were wrong to call me fat!” He takes his Hawaiian shirt off and runs to the stage to face off against Nagasaki.
Nagasaki: ALRIGHT EVERYONE GIVE THIS MAN A HUGE ROUND OF APPLOUSE! Now sir what is your name?
Karl: Umm Karl.
Nagasaki: WELL KARL YOU NEED TO FIRST KNOW HOW THIS WILL WORK. YOU WILL CROUCH DOWN AND PLACE YOUR FISTS TO THE SAND. I WILL DO THE SAME AND ON GO WE WILL SUMO! FIRST TO TOUCH THE GROUND WITH ANYTHING EXCEPT THE BOTTOM OF HIS FEET LOSES!
The two get into the starting positions and as soon as the flag is waved the two sprint at each other and grab hold of whatever they could hoping to get something that could give them an edge. Karl grabs the back of Nagasaki’s mawashi and tries to push the sumo back off of his feet, but as soon as he pushed forward, the experienced sumo sprawled on top of him and brought him down belly first. Nagasaki stands Karl back up to his feet and bows to him. Karl bows back and can’t believe the only thing that hurts is his pride.
Nagasaki: GIVE THIS PROUD MAN A ROUND OF APPLOUSE FOR HIS BRAVERY! KARL SHOULD YOU EVER CHOOSE TO BECOME A SUMO I WOULD HAPPILY TRAIN YOU!
Karl: Ya that was fun here is my business card we should do this again!
The day continues with Nagasaki challenging people in the audience to wrestle him. Some of them took offence to him calling them fat and others were more than happy to challenge the mighty yokozuna. As the demonstration came to a close however Nagasaki could not find the beautiful woman he had hoped to spend the rest of the day with.
Nagasaki: Nobunaga, where is that beautiful woman from before?
Nobunaga: She left a while a go Akane. She said she would watch your match this Sunday and that she was rooting for you.
Nagasaki: GOOD THEN I MUST IMPRESS HER WITH A VICTORY!
Nobunaga: Well at least now you can see the different cultures you will be going up against.
Nagasaki: OF COURSE LET’S GET GOING TO THE UNITED KINGDOM FIRST!
The two set off to go see the United Kingdom for their first stop to train Nagasaki to face Punkin and Cormack. Once there the two found many burly men throwing logs and weights, they were training for the highland games. Nagasaki stepped up to one of them who had just tossed a caber the farthest of everyone.
Nagasaki: You seem like a strong man! How many stone do you weigh?!
McAngus: HOHOHO! You a biggun ain’t ye laddie buck! I weigh 23 stune!
Nagasaki: Then a mighty challenge you will be! I challenge you to some traditional Back hold wrestling! The style of your people!
McAngus: HAHAHA! OOO BOYO YOU AIN’T QUITE KNOW WHAT YOU MESSIN WIF DU YA!? ALRIGHT LETS US BEGIN THEN!
The massive Scotsman and the sumo lock arms around each other back and begin to attempt to overcome eachothers massive weight and balance while maintaining their own. A normal match could last only a few moments but this would go on for minutes. The two sweat furiously and laugh at one another as they try to lift the other off the ground eventually the other athletes gather around to watch the spectacle.
McTavish: Oi no one ever beat McAngus in a game o’ backhold!
McFinigan: Aye but he given em a run fer is money!
Finally after minutes of exhausting pushing, pulling and attempting to throw Nagasaki lifts McAngus into the air and goes for a slam, but just as he is falling McAngus alligator rolls and puts Nagasaki on the ground first, causing Nagasaki to loss.
McAngus: AHAHAH! DON’T WEEP LADDIE BUCK! AIM THE BEST AT BACKHOLD IN ME HOME VILLAGE AND MAYBE EVEN ALL OF THE HIGHLANDS!
Nagasaki: HAHA YOU SIR ARE A TRUE WARRIOR! SHALL WE GO AT IT AGAIN!?
McAngus: O’ curse laddie! Boot I must ask why you trainin wif us today?
Nagasaki: I need to beat a Caliban and a MacNeil this weekend in a Pay per View event!
McAngus: WELL LADDIE BUCK WE GONNA GIVE YOU THE TRAININ UF A LYFE TIME!
The next few hours are spent wrestling with all of the athletes to truly show Nagasaki what to expect in the ring with his two opponents. While they teach him the different style wrestling and brawling that Ireland and Scotland are known for, he teaches them different sumo techniques that they could incorporate into Back hold wrestling. In the final match against McAngus, Nagasaki was victorious giving the man his first ever loss.
McAngus: HOHOHO! SOMEONE FINALLY DID IT!
Nagasaki: HAHAHA YOU SIR ARE A GREAT WARRIOR AND I HOPE YOU WATCH THE MATCH THIS WEEKEND!
McAngus: You know it Laddie buck! Now don’t dissopiont us!
Nagasaki and Nobunaga leave the burly men and head for the Canadian section of the theme park to see what they could expect from Lee Roberts. When they finally got there, there were many men all dressed in flannel holding axes and chopping away at trees. The others were all wearing hockey gear and punching each other wildly.
Nagasaki: HO HO! WHAT FUN ILL SEE IF I CAN JOIN THEM!
Nobunga: Wait Akane I don’t think that’s a GOOD IDEA!
It was too late Nagasaki had already joined the brawl with the hockey players. He began throwing wild palm strikes to some of them and body slams to the others. Eventually one of them dressed a referee blew his whistle and everyone had stopped.
Ref: You there! Big fella eh? What team you on eh?
Nagasaki: ummmm… That one?
Nagasaki points to man dressed in Toronto Maple leafs gear.
Ref: alright here is your Jersey then eh?
Once the Nagasaki had put on his massive jersey the ref lifted his hand and all the people got into hockey starting positions. Nagasaki, not wishing to stand out did the same. The ref dropped the puck and blew his whistle again. The second the puck hit the floor everyone began to braw! Nagasaki took this moment to charge at the people wearing a different jersey and jump take them, laughing as he did it. This brawl would last until the people deemed the maple leafs the winner and everyone was rewarded with a trophy and an apology.
Nagasaki: That was fun! So what form of wrestling is this?
Player: umm it wasn’t eh? This was just a nice game of hockey eh?
Nagasaki: well I will be watching every one of your games from now on!
Player: Well what brings you to this neck of the woods eh?
Nagasaki: I need to train to beat my opponent “Mr. Average” Lee Roberts!
Player: Well there aren’t no better place to train for that then right aboot here eh? You should go try and wrestle them there lumber jacks eh? Oh and keep that there jersey!
Nagasaki: Thank you friend I will!
Nagasaki goes up the lumber jack who is swinging at a tree with his mighty axe. The man has a beard down to his large belly and is dressed in blue jeans and red and black flannel.
Nagasaki: HELLO SIR! I WOULD LIKE TO WRESTLE YOU!
Lumber jack: Umm what eh?
Nagasaki: You heard me! Teach me your Canadian ways!
Lumber jack: Well I don’t much care for violence eh?
Nagasaki: nonsense there is nothing violent about wrestling! It can’t be as bad that hockey game earlier!
Lumber Jack: Now you be careful about what you say about hockey eh!
Nagasaki: Then Face me!
The two men begin to go against each other in a heated match, constantly clenching and throwing blows at each other in the clench. Finally when the two separate they look at each other, then go right back to throwing blows and grappling. Nagasaki whips him into a tree and goes for a charge but the lumber jack swiftly moves out of the way and the sumo slams right into it. The lumber jack goes to start beating Nagasaki but he gets back into the clench and they start trading blows evenly. Finally Nagasaki lifts the lumber jack into the air and slams him into the ground, using a technique McAngus had taught him. Nagasaki climbs on top of a stump and drops the Fat Man down onto the lumber Jack is down for the count. Nagasaki pick him back up to his feet and dusts him off.
Nagasaki: You are a great wrestler! HELL ADD SOME WEIGHT AND YOU WOULD MAKE AN EXCELLENT SUMO!
Lumber Jack: Well I’m awfully sorry to have troubled you friend, eh?
Nagasaki: it was no trouble at all! I would love to spar with you again some time!
Nobunaga: AKANE WE NEED TO LEAVE! THE PARK IS CLOSING!
Nagasaki: I must go but watch my match with weekend and thank you for the training you have given me!
Nagasaki and Nobunaga leave the park. Nagasaki has trained with many people for his match this weekend and even inspired someone to pick up the sumo mantle! Today was a good day for him.
Nagasaki: So now where will we go Nobunaga?
Nobunga: Now we go some where for you to make your promo and I have just the idea of how we are going to do it.
Nagasaki: Do tell!
END
Nagasaki: So remind me again why we are here? OH HELLO SIR!
Nobunaga: Well what with us being paid in cookies I need us to make some damn money. So I have lined up a little sumo demonstration at EPCOT theme park. I would normally send you to these places but since we have no money you will just need to settle for this. So please do your best, with any luck we can make some extra with bets. Also while you do that I will come up with a Promo idea for you.
Nagasaki: YOU MEAN I GET TO SHOW ALL THESE PEOPLE HOW TO TRULY BE A SUMO?! HAHA YES! I trust your judgment on these things Nobunaga!
Nobunaga: As well as check out some of the other cultures we will be facing, after all this is the international title match.
Nagasaki: OF COURSE! THIS DAY GETS BETTER AND BETTER! HELLO MA’AM! COME SEE THE SUMO DEMONSTRATION TODAY!
The two continue through the busy park until they find the Japanese part of EPCOT, now it was a matter of finding the staging area for Nagasaki’s sumo demonstration. They continue walking around until they find a beautiful Japanese woman dressed head to toe in traditional Japanese robes. She is standing on a corner handing out pamphlets and bowing to everyone who passes her.
Nagasaki: (whispering) Nobunaga. Nobunaga look at her! She is beautiful!
Nobunaga: (in his normal voice) I have seen better. WOMAN WHAT DOES YOUR PANPHLETS SAY?
Woman: Hello sir! These are for the sumo demonstration later today! Will you be attending?
Nagasaki: OF COURSE! I AM THE MAIN EVENT!
Woman: OH MY GOD YOU ARE THE GREAT NAGASAKI!
Nagasaki: YES! NOW WHERE IS THIS BEING HELD?
Woman: Here take a pamphlet! You better get a move on if you want to be on time!
Nagasaki: Will someone as beautiful as you be attending?!
Woman: You are sweet, and I really want to, but I’m not sure if I ca-
Nagasaki: NONSENSE OF COURSE YOU WILL! NOBUNAGA BE MY DIRECTIONS!
And with that Nagasaki picked up the woman and Nobunaga, hung them over his shoulders and began sprinting in whatever direction Nobunaga told him to go. Nobunaga has become used to this sort of thing.
They eventually made it to the sumo ring where a microphone was set up for Nagasaki’s announcement and demonstration. He set the beautiful woman down along with his friend Nobunaga. The two bow to each other and Nagasaki bows the woman as well. He steps up onto the ring and walks to the microphone.
Nagasaki: HELLO EVERYONE! I AM HAPPY TO BE HERE TODAY TO SHOW YOU THE JOY OF SUMO! I WILL NEED A VOLENTEER FROM THE AUDIENCE TO FACE ME!
Nobunaga’s eyes widen as he imagines Nagasaki body slamming some poor soul in the audience. Nagasaki point to a very heavy set man in the back. He is wearing tan shorts with a Hawaiian shirt, standing with his also over weight family.
Nagasaki: YOU SIR IN THE BACK! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE THE MAKINGS OF A FINE SUMO!
Man: Ummm what me? Are you calling me fat?
Nagasaki: OF COURSE I AM! YOU SIR COULD BE A FINE ATHLETE! NOW COME LET ME SHOW YOU THE WAY OF SUMO!
The man looks down at his belly and begins to feel sorry for himself. He remembers people making fun of him his whole life because he was overweight, but just before his sadness could turn to anger he thinks for a minute, “This could be my chance to show everyone they were wrong to call me fat!” He takes his Hawaiian shirt off and runs to the stage to face off against Nagasaki.
Nagasaki: ALRIGHT EVERYONE GIVE THIS MAN A HUGE ROUND OF APPLOUSE! Now sir what is your name?
Karl: Umm Karl.
Nagasaki: WELL KARL YOU NEED TO FIRST KNOW HOW THIS WILL WORK. YOU WILL CROUCH DOWN AND PLACE YOUR FISTS TO THE SAND. I WILL DO THE SAME AND ON GO WE WILL SUMO! FIRST TO TOUCH THE GROUND WITH ANYTHING EXCEPT THE BOTTOM OF HIS FEET LOSES!
The two get into the starting positions and as soon as the flag is waved the two sprint at each other and grab hold of whatever they could hoping to get something that could give them an edge. Karl grabs the back of Nagasaki’s mawashi and tries to push the sumo back off of his feet, but as soon as he pushed forward, the experienced sumo sprawled on top of him and brought him down belly first. Nagasaki stands Karl back up to his feet and bows to him. Karl bows back and can’t believe the only thing that hurts is his pride.
Nagasaki: GIVE THIS PROUD MAN A ROUND OF APPLOUSE FOR HIS BRAVERY! KARL SHOULD YOU EVER CHOOSE TO BECOME A SUMO I WOULD HAPPILY TRAIN YOU!
Karl: Ya that was fun here is my business card we should do this again!
The day continues with Nagasaki challenging people in the audience to wrestle him. Some of them took offence to him calling them fat and others were more than happy to challenge the mighty yokozuna. As the demonstration came to a close however Nagasaki could not find the beautiful woman he had hoped to spend the rest of the day with.
Nagasaki: Nobunaga, where is that beautiful woman from before?
Nobunaga: She left a while a go Akane. She said she would watch your match this Sunday and that she was rooting for you.
Nagasaki: GOOD THEN I MUST IMPRESS HER WITH A VICTORY!
Nobunaga: Well at least now you can see the different cultures you will be going up against.
Nagasaki: OF COURSE LET’S GET GOING TO THE UNITED KINGDOM FIRST!
The two set off to go see the United Kingdom for their first stop to train Nagasaki to face Punkin and Cormack. Once there the two found many burly men throwing logs and weights, they were training for the highland games. Nagasaki stepped up to one of them who had just tossed a caber the farthest of everyone.
Nagasaki: You seem like a strong man! How many stone do you weigh?!
McAngus: HOHOHO! You a biggun ain’t ye laddie buck! I weigh 23 stune!
Nagasaki: Then a mighty challenge you will be! I challenge you to some traditional Back hold wrestling! The style of your people!
McAngus: HAHAHA! OOO BOYO YOU AIN’T QUITE KNOW WHAT YOU MESSIN WIF DU YA!? ALRIGHT LETS US BEGIN THEN!
The massive Scotsman and the sumo lock arms around each other back and begin to attempt to overcome eachothers massive weight and balance while maintaining their own. A normal match could last only a few moments but this would go on for minutes. The two sweat furiously and laugh at one another as they try to lift the other off the ground eventually the other athletes gather around to watch the spectacle.
McTavish: Oi no one ever beat McAngus in a game o’ backhold!
McFinigan: Aye but he given em a run fer is money!
Finally after minutes of exhausting pushing, pulling and attempting to throw Nagasaki lifts McAngus into the air and goes for a slam, but just as he is falling McAngus alligator rolls and puts Nagasaki on the ground first, causing Nagasaki to loss.
McAngus: AHAHAH! DON’T WEEP LADDIE BUCK! AIM THE BEST AT BACKHOLD IN ME HOME VILLAGE AND MAYBE EVEN ALL OF THE HIGHLANDS!
Nagasaki: HAHA YOU SIR ARE A TRUE WARRIOR! SHALL WE GO AT IT AGAIN!?
McAngus: O’ curse laddie! Boot I must ask why you trainin wif us today?
Nagasaki: I need to beat a Caliban and a MacNeil this weekend in a Pay per View event!
McAngus: WELL LADDIE BUCK WE GONNA GIVE YOU THE TRAININ UF A LYFE TIME!
The next few hours are spent wrestling with all of the athletes to truly show Nagasaki what to expect in the ring with his two opponents. While they teach him the different style wrestling and brawling that Ireland and Scotland are known for, he teaches them different sumo techniques that they could incorporate into Back hold wrestling. In the final match against McAngus, Nagasaki was victorious giving the man his first ever loss.
McAngus: HOHOHO! SOMEONE FINALLY DID IT!
Nagasaki: HAHAHA YOU SIR ARE A GREAT WARRIOR AND I HOPE YOU WATCH THE MATCH THIS WEEKEND!
McAngus: You know it Laddie buck! Now don’t dissopiont us!
Nagasaki and Nobunaga leave the burly men and head for the Canadian section of the theme park to see what they could expect from Lee Roberts. When they finally got there, there were many men all dressed in flannel holding axes and chopping away at trees. The others were all wearing hockey gear and punching each other wildly.
Nagasaki: HO HO! WHAT FUN ILL SEE IF I CAN JOIN THEM!
Nobunga: Wait Akane I don’t think that’s a GOOD IDEA!
It was too late Nagasaki had already joined the brawl with the hockey players. He began throwing wild palm strikes to some of them and body slams to the others. Eventually one of them dressed a referee blew his whistle and everyone had stopped.
Ref: You there! Big fella eh? What team you on eh?
Nagasaki: ummmm… That one?
Nagasaki points to man dressed in Toronto Maple leafs gear.
Ref: alright here is your Jersey then eh?
Once the Nagasaki had put on his massive jersey the ref lifted his hand and all the people got into hockey starting positions. Nagasaki, not wishing to stand out did the same. The ref dropped the puck and blew his whistle again. The second the puck hit the floor everyone began to braw! Nagasaki took this moment to charge at the people wearing a different jersey and jump take them, laughing as he did it. This brawl would last until the people deemed the maple leafs the winner and everyone was rewarded with a trophy and an apology.
Nagasaki: That was fun! So what form of wrestling is this?
Player: umm it wasn’t eh? This was just a nice game of hockey eh?
Nagasaki: well I will be watching every one of your games from now on!
Player: Well what brings you to this neck of the woods eh?
Nagasaki: I need to train to beat my opponent “Mr. Average” Lee Roberts!
Player: Well there aren’t no better place to train for that then right aboot here eh? You should go try and wrestle them there lumber jacks eh? Oh and keep that there jersey!
Nagasaki: Thank you friend I will!
Nagasaki goes up the lumber jack who is swinging at a tree with his mighty axe. The man has a beard down to his large belly and is dressed in blue jeans and red and black flannel.
Nagasaki: HELLO SIR! I WOULD LIKE TO WRESTLE YOU!
Lumber jack: Umm what eh?
Nagasaki: You heard me! Teach me your Canadian ways!
Lumber jack: Well I don’t much care for violence eh?
Nagasaki: nonsense there is nothing violent about wrestling! It can’t be as bad that hockey game earlier!
Lumber Jack: Now you be careful about what you say about hockey eh!
Nagasaki: Then Face me!
The two men begin to go against each other in a heated match, constantly clenching and throwing blows at each other in the clench. Finally when the two separate they look at each other, then go right back to throwing blows and grappling. Nagasaki whips him into a tree and goes for a charge but the lumber jack swiftly moves out of the way and the sumo slams right into it. The lumber jack goes to start beating Nagasaki but he gets back into the clench and they start trading blows evenly. Finally Nagasaki lifts the lumber jack into the air and slams him into the ground, using a technique McAngus had taught him. Nagasaki climbs on top of a stump and drops the Fat Man down onto the lumber Jack is down for the count. Nagasaki pick him back up to his feet and dusts him off.
Nagasaki: You are a great wrestler! HELL ADD SOME WEIGHT AND YOU WOULD MAKE AN EXCELLENT SUMO!
Lumber Jack: Well I’m awfully sorry to have troubled you friend, eh?
Nagasaki: it was no trouble at all! I would love to spar with you again some time!
Nobunaga: AKANE WE NEED TO LEAVE! THE PARK IS CLOSING!
Nagasaki: I must go but watch my match with weekend and thank you for the training you have given me!
Nagasaki and Nobunaga leave the park. Nagasaki has trained with many people for his match this weekend and even inspired someone to pick up the sumo mantle! Today was a good day for him.
Nagasaki: So now where will we go Nobunaga?
Nobunga: Now we go some where for you to make your promo and I have just the idea of how we are going to do it.
Nagasaki: Do tell!
END
