Post by daveyboone on Mar 2, 2007 16:48:55 GMT -5
~**~The scene opens up as Davey Boone and Adam Knite are in a police car and both are wearing police uniforms. Adam is driving as Boone is jamming to the music playing.~**~
Davey Boone- Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when we come for you bad boys bad boys!
Adam Knite- Man, can you believe they actually honored us by making us honorary policemen for a night. I guess this is what Chris Phere meant by dreaming ridiculous!
Davey Boone- I know, crazy idea of allowing us but then again…we could really help clean these streets up a bit.
~**~Adam reaches for the last donut and is almost there until Boone smacks his hand away from it.~**~
Davey Boone- You’ve already eaten 8 of them! I’ve only had 1 so I’m getting the last 1!
Adam Knite- Hey, look over at that grocery store! That nigger has a slushy in his hand, probably filled with alcohol and look, is that what I think it is?
Davey Boone- Mary Jane? Roach? Dewbie? Fatty? Token Pole? Magic stick? M…
Adam Knite- SHUT UP! Yeah, I think that’s what it is! GET HIM!
~**~The man is obviously their manager Willy Carter and he’s eating a piece of celery and drinking a slurpy! They get out of the cop car and have him pinned up against the wall. Carter is confused and takes another bite out of his celery. As Boone gets out of the car, a small dog leaps into the seat and jumps out holding the last donut in his mouth!~**~
Davey Boone- STOP YOU THIEF! That’s the last donut!
Adam Knite- Boone, the suspect!
Davey Boone- Yeah, he’s getting away with my donut!
Adam Knite- NO GOOBER! Over here!
~**~Boone finally turns his attention towards Carter and has his hand on his night stick as Carter is confused.~**~
“Sweet” Willy Carter- Hey guys, what are ya’ll doing?
Adam Knite- Sir, we are going to have to place you under arrest for possession of paraphynallia and alcohol. Please put your hands above your head so we can read you your rights.
“Sweet” Willy Carter- You guys know I don’t drink and don’t do drugs! What are you talking about!
Davey Boone- Don’t ask questions…BOY..and do what Sergeant Knite asks you to do.
“Sweet” Willy Carter- BOY? Oh I get it, more black jokes right?
~**~Adam Knite reaches to take the “joint” out of the mouth of Carter but Carter jerks away as the fight insues!~**~
Adam Knite- NIGGER! DON’T RESIST ARREST!
Davey Boone- CALM DOWN SIR! CALM DOWN!
~**~Carter is finally wrestled to the ground and is just laying there as Boone and Knite both begin hitting Carter over and over with their sticks. Carter is begging for mercy as Boone and Knite finally stop as people are looking on in horror.~**~
Grocery Worker- That man is eating a celery stick and drinking a slurpy!
~**~Boone and Knite look at each other and then look back behind them as there is a guy there with a video camera filming the entire thing.~**~
Davey Boone- Oh no! Rodney King all over again! Come on, get the camera and lets get out of here!
Adam Knite- You get him, I think we’ve just beat him worse than we have anybody else we’ve ever faced in our lives! Blades, Logan, and Jesper will suffer the same fate Sunday night! Let’s go!
~**~Boone picks up Carter and puts him in the back seat of the police car as Knite takes the camera and then takes the video out and brings it with him and gets in the car and hauls butt out of there as the scene fades out!~**~
Davey Boone- Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when we come for you bad boys bad boys!
Adam Knite- Man, can you believe they actually honored us by making us honorary policemen for a night. I guess this is what Chris Phere meant by dreaming ridiculous!
Davey Boone- I know, crazy idea of allowing us but then again…we could really help clean these streets up a bit.
~**~Adam reaches for the last donut and is almost there until Boone smacks his hand away from it.~**~
Davey Boone- You’ve already eaten 8 of them! I’ve only had 1 so I’m getting the last 1!
Adam Knite- Hey, look over at that grocery store! That nigger has a slushy in his hand, probably filled with alcohol and look, is that what I think it is?
Davey Boone- Mary Jane? Roach? Dewbie? Fatty? Token Pole? Magic stick? M…
Adam Knite- SHUT UP! Yeah, I think that’s what it is! GET HIM!
~**~The man is obviously their manager Willy Carter and he’s eating a piece of celery and drinking a slurpy! They get out of the cop car and have him pinned up against the wall. Carter is confused and takes another bite out of his celery. As Boone gets out of the car, a small dog leaps into the seat and jumps out holding the last donut in his mouth!~**~
Davey Boone- STOP YOU THIEF! That’s the last donut!
Adam Knite- Boone, the suspect!
Davey Boone- Yeah, he’s getting away with my donut!
Adam Knite- NO GOOBER! Over here!
~**~Boone finally turns his attention towards Carter and has his hand on his night stick as Carter is confused.~**~
“Sweet” Willy Carter- Hey guys, what are ya’ll doing?
Adam Knite- Sir, we are going to have to place you under arrest for possession of paraphynallia and alcohol. Please put your hands above your head so we can read you your rights.
“Sweet” Willy Carter- You guys know I don’t drink and don’t do drugs! What are you talking about!
Davey Boone- Don’t ask questions…BOY..and do what Sergeant Knite asks you to do.
“Sweet” Willy Carter- BOY? Oh I get it, more black jokes right?
~**~Adam Knite reaches to take the “joint” out of the mouth of Carter but Carter jerks away as the fight insues!~**~
Adam Knite- NIGGER! DON’T RESIST ARREST!
Davey Boone- CALM DOWN SIR! CALM DOWN!
~**~Carter is finally wrestled to the ground and is just laying there as Boone and Knite both begin hitting Carter over and over with their sticks. Carter is begging for mercy as Boone and Knite finally stop as people are looking on in horror.~**~
Grocery Worker- That man is eating a celery stick and drinking a slurpy!
~**~Boone and Knite look at each other and then look back behind them as there is a guy there with a video camera filming the entire thing.~**~
Davey Boone- Oh no! Rodney King all over again! Come on, get the camera and lets get out of here!
Adam Knite- You get him, I think we’ve just beat him worse than we have anybody else we’ve ever faced in our lives! Blades, Logan, and Jesper will suffer the same fate Sunday night! Let’s go!
~**~Boone picks up Carter and puts him in the back seat of the police car as Knite takes the camera and then takes the video out and brings it with him and gets in the car and hauls butt out of there as the scene fades out!~**~
