Post by Corey Black on Jun 17, 2007 1:03:07 GMT -5
[The scene opens with Creeping Death walking all crouched over backstage at the WCF Arena.
Creeping Death: Hello ... fans ... my .... name ... is ... Johnny ... Craven. I ... like ... to ... pause ... and ... catch ... my ... breath ... after ... every ... word. I ... also ... think ... Stone ... Cold ... Steve ... Austin ... is ... God. I'd ... stomp ... mudhole ... ass ...
Creeping Death coughs.
Creeping Death: Can't ... continue ... much ... longer. Must ... get ... oxygen ...
CD rolls his eyes back and falls over. After a few moments he pops back into view.
Creeping Death: In all seriousness, Mister Craven, don't say you're going to kick my ass twice in a weeks time. Because ... you're not. You're just not.
CD simply walks away.
But then pops back into the screen.
Creeping Death: Don't forget to order Thirteen (XIII)!
CD then calmly walks back out of view, the scene fading to black.
Creeping Death: Hello ... fans ... my .... name ... is ... Johnny ... Craven. I ... like ... to ... pause ... and ... catch ... my ... breath ... after ... every ... word. I ... also ... think ... Stone ... Cold ... Steve ... Austin ... is ... God. I'd ... stomp ... mudhole ... ass ...
Creeping Death coughs.
Creeping Death: Can't ... continue ... much ... longer. Must ... get ... oxygen ...
CD rolls his eyes back and falls over. After a few moments he pops back into view.
Creeping Death: In all seriousness, Mister Craven, don't say you're going to kick my ass twice in a weeks time. Because ... you're not. You're just not.
CD simply walks away.
But then pops back into the screen.
Creeping Death: Don't forget to order Thirteen (XIII)!
CD then calmly walks back out of view, the scene fading to black.
