Post by Jack of Blades on Feb 7, 2007 19:21:41 GMT -5
Emergency Operator: Emergency services, what is your situation?
Worried Caller: Yeah. There's a naked man unconscious on my front lawn!
Emergency Operator: How long has he been there for?
Worried Caller: Since I woke up.
Emergency Operator: Are there any children about?
Worried Caller: No, but hopefully the school bus will be pulling up soon.
Emergency Operator: Did you just say 'hopefully?'
Worried Caller: No.
Female Converser: That should provide a big enough deterrent for them to stop asking us to buy 'cookies.'
Emergency Operator: Who was that?
Worried Caller: That was my housemaid. Yes, beunas tardes. Anyway, this naked near-do-well...
Female Converser: How many roofies did you give him?
Worried Caller: Nombre silencio. Now, I was just slightly concerned about how this man got there as this is rather an exclusive cul-de-sac. We don't let any sort of lower class overspill in here. Especially one that has the words 'Porcelain Primes Penis' etched onto his back.
Emergency Operator: Have you made any attempt to converse with this man?
Worried Caller: Well, I did turn the sprinklers on but that caused him to turn over and make the matter worse. On the plus side, my garden now has a sundial.
Emergency Operator: Well, excuse me for breaking protocol but that is disgusting. If I can just take your address then please...
Worried Caller: You should be able to follow the screams of protective mothers and fleeting children.
Emergency Operator: Right, we'll have a police car on his way to you in a moment.
Worried Caller: Yes. Can they bring guns as well? He's black!
Emergency Operator: Yes.
Worried Caller: I'd also bring a fire engine. He may need to be hosed down.
Worried Caller: Yeah. There's a naked man unconscious on my front lawn!
Emergency Operator: How long has he been there for?
Worried Caller: Since I woke up.
Emergency Operator: Are there any children about?
Worried Caller: No, but hopefully the school bus will be pulling up soon.
Emergency Operator: Did you just say 'hopefully?'
Worried Caller: No.
Female Converser: That should provide a big enough deterrent for them to stop asking us to buy 'cookies.'
Emergency Operator: Who was that?
Worried Caller: That was my housemaid. Yes, beunas tardes. Anyway, this naked near-do-well...
Female Converser: How many roofies did you give him?
Worried Caller: Nombre silencio. Now, I was just slightly concerned about how this man got there as this is rather an exclusive cul-de-sac. We don't let any sort of lower class overspill in here. Especially one that has the words 'Porcelain Primes Penis' etched onto his back.
Emergency Operator: Have you made any attempt to converse with this man?
Worried Caller: Well, I did turn the sprinklers on but that caused him to turn over and make the matter worse. On the plus side, my garden now has a sundial.
Emergency Operator: Well, excuse me for breaking protocol but that is disgusting. If I can just take your address then please...
Worried Caller: You should be able to follow the screams of protective mothers and fleeting children.
Emergency Operator: Right, we'll have a police car on his way to you in a moment.
Worried Caller: Yes. Can they bring guns as well? He's black!
Emergency Operator: Yes.
Worried Caller: I'd also bring a fire engine. He may need to be hosed down.
