My fav lines of the week 4
Jan 24, 2016 21:24:50 GMT -5
Stuart Slane, God King Dune, and 6 more like this
Post by Lilith on Jan 24, 2016 21:24:50 GMT -5
I bet you the only reason this match exists is so K.L could get the easy victory on me cause I called him a fucking virgin on Twitter. – Tiffany White
You are not the worst of the bad apples in this fed, Mister Benson, but you will be the first to be put in your place by me as Television Champion. That place? Flat on your stomach while I torque your body into a pose that would make a Tibetan Yoga Master nauseous. – Stuart Slane
I looked into her eyes but the only thing I could think about was the idea of a marching army in my name. A banner held up high in demand of my words! Ultimate-Freedom-Positive no longer a problem, Ultimate-Punishment-Negative is the future. Heil Henson! Henson provides! Henson saves! The Christ has been reborned! – K. L. Henson
Cunts – Joey Flash
If you do not fight at your best, you might as well not fight at all. And if you lose fighting at your best then you need do better than that. – Nagasaki
Katherine Phoenix. Crazy Kate.She's got a few shingles missing off her shithouse if you know what I mean. Not all of her dogs are barking. Or to put it in a way she'll get, Katie bear hasn't got enough stuffing in her head. – Cormack MacNeill
That is why I have presented my promo like I have. So it’s easy for you to read, you know, bright colours and all that. Big letters. With some pretty pictures to keep your attention. You’re a complete disgrace with no self-respect whatsoever. – Occulo
So let me get this straight, Andre, Spencer and I have been sitting here in this bar for hours waiting for Rabid to come in, so that we could tail him back to the house and find out what they have planned for our match this week…And we’re not even facing him? – Teo Del Sol
Next time I see you Spencer I'm going to make sure you'll never be able to have children let alone destroy the moral fiber of the WCF. – Adam Young
For someone who just got his face beaten in, I feel pretty lucky. – Travis Tusk
Fifteen is just around the corner, y'all, an' I ain't got a date for the dance. Yet. It's like high school, all over again. Headmistress used to tell me that my destiny intimidated the boys. And the girls. And the others, the in-betweens. Truth is, I was kinda awkward in those days. I even had nano-fusion braces...- Bonnie Blue
Lilith Bear: Yeah, but I came back and re-branded myself better than anyone because I didn't want anyone to realize that it was indeed me who fucked Sarah Twilight, and that that is the closest I will probably come to the world title. – DeMarcus Jordan
I tried to go home Dune, I really did. But if I retired like I intended to do people like you win. I couldn’t live out the rest of my days letting people like you win. I never intended to return to my dark hardcore ways but its people like you who drove me to it. Now this will soon end, and gold will soon be around my waist where it belongs. You Dune will suffer you’re last rites. – Vengeance
Who are you to tell me the law? WE MADE THE FUCKING LAWS!!! And as Veterans, we have the right to die as we see fit! THAT IS PART OF THE LAW YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO UPHOLD!!! - David Ferryman.
Stuart Slane, Andre Holmes, shit, anyone else who magically gets into this SeaV title match at Fifteen, I will be walking out of that match STILL the SeaV champion. As any of my Beavlievers know, all we have to do is…Beavlieve! – Dustin Beaver
First problem. I'm teamed up with an arrogant and ignorant asshole in Jay Price. The only person in the fed worse than him is Seth Lerch. the two men are so eerily similar that if I wasn't so damned sure that Seth wasn't in fact Torture I would think that the two men were one in the same. – Grayson Pierce
It doesn’t matter how tough you are, all you need to know and realize is that I am better than you. So kiss your wrestling career goodbye because it will be going down the toilet with your high hopes and your big dreams of being on top of the World Championship Federation. - "Mister Average" Lee Roberts
Oh the hours I've spent in this ring preparing for the day that I would finally be able to compete on the scale that I have now risen to. The heart of a warrior inherent in the strength of a monster sent by Odin to destroy worlds and claim victory over the masses. – Rage Maxx
I know. Fuck man, you’ve got Sunday in the bag. I know all about beating Spencer and he’s a cupcake. You and I both know that! – Kyle Kemp
I think Bernard Core has bitten off more than he can chew this week.. and next week. Nobody can beat us, and nobody will. We are not just Mikey’s America, we are AMERICA. – Mikey eXtreme
Failure. These are not words that only describe American education in 2015. These are also words that describe America herself. Foreign nations take advantage of us. – Bernard Core
I have nothing to prove to anyone in this company. I’ve risen to the occasion many times, and I’ve overcome a helluva lot of odds until they were too much to handle. I walked into a death sentence match that nearly cost me my career, and I’m about to possibly do it again at Fifteen. – Howard Black
"Were you going to ask why we're doing this to you", Martin asked, fake concern wavering in his voice.
Jeremy simply nodded.
"Because of your faggot face. Because of your faggot shirt. Because of your faggot name. I could go on, but if I had to give a simple answer?"
He kicked Jeremy in the ribs again, and he felt one split and tremendous pain rocket through his body.
"Because we can faggot. You're weak. You're nothing. You're a fucking freak Jeremy. I hate you. I hate you, stupid fucking faggot. Everyone in school fucking hates you. Fucking creep piece of shit." – Wade Moor
He should believe this bit of advice! He should bring all the health potions he has because I'll be entering this match with a +1 and I'm planning on rolling only critical hits. – Andre Jenson
As the years slowly pass, the damage you incur this Sunday will only worsen. If you’re still walking in ten years, five years...even a year from now, consider yourself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. Because if you think you’ve been getting fucked in the ring these past few weeks and months, consider this Sunday the royal treatment. – Dune
I dug a hole for myself last week by giving you a victory. I put doubt in the minds of the masses by giving up a win, and I have a mountain to climb in order to prove myself. But I've done it before, countless times. And I will do it again. Do not make the mistake of underestimating me, Miss Blue, or your undoing will be swift and definite. I will rise from the ashes with a fire that will set ablaze your overambitious thinking... And YOU, my dear, will burn. – Lucious Starr
Jenson and Oblivion, don't like each other too much. It seems, wherever IT turns, Jensen is right there. HE IS ALWAYS THERE!! ALWAYS!! A FUCKING THORN IN IT'S SIDE!! – Oblivion
God I love these fucking sheep. They try so hard to be the wolves yet the only ones they fool are themselves. Why am I even out loud talking to myself? – Mr. Holden
You know what I have to do at Fifteen. I'm going into a Triple Threat with Stuart Slane, and Dustin Beaver as the underdog, and possibly the wildcard. However, I see this as a message when we step into that ring my friend. I look at you as someone who I HAVE to beat in order for everyone to stop doubting about if I will even make it to Fifteen. This is a test that I've been given, and I always put my foot down to do the best I can. – Andre Holmes
You are not the worst of the bad apples in this fed, Mister Benson, but you will be the first to be put in your place by me as Television Champion. That place? Flat on your stomach while I torque your body into a pose that would make a Tibetan Yoga Master nauseous. – Stuart Slane
I looked into her eyes but the only thing I could think about was the idea of a marching army in my name. A banner held up high in demand of my words! Ultimate-Freedom-Positive no longer a problem, Ultimate-Punishment-Negative is the future. Heil Henson! Henson provides! Henson saves! The Christ has been reborned! – K. L. Henson
Cunts – Joey Flash
If you do not fight at your best, you might as well not fight at all. And if you lose fighting at your best then you need do better than that. – Nagasaki
Katherine Phoenix. Crazy Kate.She's got a few shingles missing off her shithouse if you know what I mean. Not all of her dogs are barking. Or to put it in a way she'll get, Katie bear hasn't got enough stuffing in her head. – Cormack MacNeill
That is why I have presented my promo like I have. So it’s easy for you to read, you know, bright colours and all that. Big letters. With some pretty pictures to keep your attention. You’re a complete disgrace with no self-respect whatsoever. – Occulo
So let me get this straight, Andre, Spencer and I have been sitting here in this bar for hours waiting for Rabid to come in, so that we could tail him back to the house and find out what they have planned for our match this week…And we’re not even facing him? – Teo Del Sol
Next time I see you Spencer I'm going to make sure you'll never be able to have children let alone destroy the moral fiber of the WCF. – Adam Young
For someone who just got his face beaten in, I feel pretty lucky. – Travis Tusk
Fifteen is just around the corner, y'all, an' I ain't got a date for the dance. Yet. It's like high school, all over again. Headmistress used to tell me that my destiny intimidated the boys. And the girls. And the others, the in-betweens. Truth is, I was kinda awkward in those days. I even had nano-fusion braces...- Bonnie Blue
Lilith Bear: Yeah, but I came back and re-branded myself better than anyone because I didn't want anyone to realize that it was indeed me who fucked Sarah Twilight, and that that is the closest I will probably come to the world title. – DeMarcus Jordan
I tried to go home Dune, I really did. But if I retired like I intended to do people like you win. I couldn’t live out the rest of my days letting people like you win. I never intended to return to my dark hardcore ways but its people like you who drove me to it. Now this will soon end, and gold will soon be around my waist where it belongs. You Dune will suffer you’re last rites. – Vengeance
Who are you to tell me the law? WE MADE THE FUCKING LAWS!!! And as Veterans, we have the right to die as we see fit! THAT IS PART OF THE LAW YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO UPHOLD!!! - David Ferryman.
Stuart Slane, Andre Holmes, shit, anyone else who magically gets into this SeaV title match at Fifteen, I will be walking out of that match STILL the SeaV champion. As any of my Beavlievers know, all we have to do is…Beavlieve! – Dustin Beaver
First problem. I'm teamed up with an arrogant and ignorant asshole in Jay Price. The only person in the fed worse than him is Seth Lerch. the two men are so eerily similar that if I wasn't so damned sure that Seth wasn't in fact Torture I would think that the two men were one in the same. – Grayson Pierce
It doesn’t matter how tough you are, all you need to know and realize is that I am better than you. So kiss your wrestling career goodbye because it will be going down the toilet with your high hopes and your big dreams of being on top of the World Championship Federation. - "Mister Average" Lee Roberts
Oh the hours I've spent in this ring preparing for the day that I would finally be able to compete on the scale that I have now risen to. The heart of a warrior inherent in the strength of a monster sent by Odin to destroy worlds and claim victory over the masses. – Rage Maxx
I know. Fuck man, you’ve got Sunday in the bag. I know all about beating Spencer and he’s a cupcake. You and I both know that! – Kyle Kemp
I think Bernard Core has bitten off more than he can chew this week.. and next week. Nobody can beat us, and nobody will. We are not just Mikey’s America, we are AMERICA. – Mikey eXtreme
Failure. These are not words that only describe American education in 2015. These are also words that describe America herself. Foreign nations take advantage of us. – Bernard Core
I have nothing to prove to anyone in this company. I’ve risen to the occasion many times, and I’ve overcome a helluva lot of odds until they were too much to handle. I walked into a death sentence match that nearly cost me my career, and I’m about to possibly do it again at Fifteen. – Howard Black
"Were you going to ask why we're doing this to you", Martin asked, fake concern wavering in his voice.
Jeremy simply nodded.
"Because of your faggot face. Because of your faggot shirt. Because of your faggot name. I could go on, but if I had to give a simple answer?"
He kicked Jeremy in the ribs again, and he felt one split and tremendous pain rocket through his body.
"Because we can faggot. You're weak. You're nothing. You're a fucking freak Jeremy. I hate you. I hate you, stupid fucking faggot. Everyone in school fucking hates you. Fucking creep piece of shit." – Wade Moor
He should believe this bit of advice! He should bring all the health potions he has because I'll be entering this match with a +1 and I'm planning on rolling only critical hits. – Andre Jenson
As the years slowly pass, the damage you incur this Sunday will only worsen. If you’re still walking in ten years, five years...even a year from now, consider yourself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. Because if you think you’ve been getting fucked in the ring these past few weeks and months, consider this Sunday the royal treatment. – Dune
I dug a hole for myself last week by giving you a victory. I put doubt in the minds of the masses by giving up a win, and I have a mountain to climb in order to prove myself. But I've done it before, countless times. And I will do it again. Do not make the mistake of underestimating me, Miss Blue, or your undoing will be swift and definite. I will rise from the ashes with a fire that will set ablaze your overambitious thinking... And YOU, my dear, will burn. – Lucious Starr
Jenson and Oblivion, don't like each other too much. It seems, wherever IT turns, Jensen is right there. HE IS ALWAYS THERE!! ALWAYS!! A FUCKING THORN IN IT'S SIDE!! – Oblivion
God I love these fucking sheep. They try so hard to be the wolves yet the only ones they fool are themselves. Why am I even out loud talking to myself? – Mr. Holden
You know what I have to do at Fifteen. I'm going into a Triple Threat with Stuart Slane, and Dustin Beaver as the underdog, and possibly the wildcard. However, I see this as a message when we step into that ring my friend. I look at you as someone who I HAVE to beat in order for everyone to stop doubting about if I will even make it to Fifteen. This is a test that I've been given, and I always put my foot down to do the best I can. – Andre Holmes
