The Book of eXtreme: Civil War; Chapter II

[Mikey eXtreme]

Mikey’s America

Civil War

It has begun

The battle for America was underway as Mikey eXtreme and Bernard Core fought to gain control over the great nation. Nobody was sure if either one of them was aware that they would not actually control the country after winning the match at Fifteen, but it would not be wise to advise them of this news.

Still, Mikey would still stake claim to his country, to his America. He would run the country better than anyone could ever. Who are you going to give control of the country to? Donald Fucking Trump? Hillary Fucking Clinton? Get the fuck out of here.

This is Mikey’s America.

Mikey eXtreme: Somebody needs to let Bernard Core in on a secret

Mikey’s voice came out of the shadows as he stepped in front of the camera.

Mikey eXtreme: You don’t attack the Supreme Ruler of Mikey’s America without feeling the wrath of our army.

Freakshow stepped out from the shadows.

Mikey eXtreme: Bring Wolf.. hell bring your halfwit of a son and let Vidalia take him out of his misery.

This is the army of Mikey’s America, it’s a killing machine that cannot be matched by anything you have, Bernard.

We will defeat you on Slam, and then at Fifteen, I’ll make sure you never see the light of day again. You will be taken out and sacrificed to the Dark Lords, the backbone of Mikey’s America.

Mikey stares into the camera for quite a long time before the scene fades to black.

Freakshow the wrestler?

Mikey eXtreme: Have you ever had a wrestling match before?

Freakshow nods his head.

Mikey eXtreme: Okay.. well, you have watched most of my matches here in WCF, so you’re already ahead of the curve.

But, it’s probably best if we go over a few holds.

Mikey goes to tie up with Freakshow but it’s rather impossible with the massive size of the giant.

Mikey eXtreme: We’ll just skip this step.. it’s not really that important. Let’s just freestyle for a minute, show me what you have in your head for this match.

Mikey didn’t really think that through and instantly gets met with a massive big boot to the face. Vidalia winces, as Mikey hits the mat, rolling around in pain.

Mikey eXtreme: Holy fuck, Freak. We’re not going 100%, this is just a drill.

Vidalia: How is his ground game?

Mikey eXtreme: I’m sure he doesn’t really have on--

Freakshow comes crashing down with a Hulk Hogan style leg drop, and follows it up by rolling Mikey over and putting him in a sleeper.

Mikey taps quickly.

Mikey eXtreme: Okay, he’s fine.

Vidalia: His striking?

Mikey screams,

Mikey eXtreme: NO, NO, NO.. HE’S FINE!

Mikey drops down and ducks into the corner, just in case Freakshow had already started to throw something Mikey’s way.

Mikey eXtreme: I think Bernard Core has bitten off more than he can chew this week.. and next week. Nobody can beat us, and nobody will. We are not just Mikey’s America, we are AMERICA.

Freakshow begins to run back and forth, bouncing off the ropes as Mikey cowers in the corner and the scene fades.