Post by "Mister Average" Lee Roberts on Jan 21, 2016 19:54:59 GMT -5
[The scene opens outside a large white house. There is a white picket fence. The camera goes onto the driveway where a
brown van is parked. The camera then zooms in on the house. We then hear a voice. It is a voice of a narrator.]
Narrator: Inside this house lives a man and his family. He has the perfect house, the perfect wife and the perfect
children. He even has a perfect dog. This is the home of the new wrestler in the World Championship Federation. His name
is "Mister Average" but he is anything but average.
[We see "Mister Average" Lee Roberts on screen. He is wearing a nice red shirt and some jeans. He looks at the camera and
begins to speak.]
“Mister Average” Lee Roberts: Hello wrestling fans and welcome to my home. I am the next big thing in WCF. I am coming to the World Championship Federation and I look forward to entertaining the fans making my presence known here in the World Championship Federation. I’ve come a long way, as I did average in school and had a pretty lame job. Now though, I am here in World Championship Federation to become the next big thing. I know that I have what it takes to take the wrestling world by storm. I am going to show the wrestling world what I can do. It doesn’t matter who I face, it doesn’t matter what kind of match the powers that be put me in. I am still going to win. See, I may be average, but when it comes to wrestling, I am a sensation. I am a high flying super star. There is no one in the World Championship Federation that can stop me. I’ve been waiting my whole life to make it in the wrestling world and to be honest, The World Championship Federation will be my first promotion I’ve
ever worked for. This will be the first promotion that has given me a chance to step into the ring and entertaining all the fans. I want to do my parents’ proud, my family proud and I want all the wrestling fans to love me. I want to win matches and win belts. I want to do it all. See, ever since I was a little boy I wanted to be a professional wrestler and now I am getting a chance to do so. I am the very best that this promotion has ever seen. I am the very best the wrestling world has seen. I am going to turn the wrestling world upside down. I am going to show them how it is done in the middle of the ring. I was so happy when I signed my contract with the World Championship Federation and at Slam I am going to show the wrestling world just what I can do. I hope I do everyone proud. I want to do my mom proud who is watching down on me from heaven, seeing me realize my dreams.
[He takes a deep breath and then continues.]
“Mister Average” Lee Roberts: So in a few short days I am going to make my debut in the World Championship Federation. I’ve been following the league for a really long time, ever since I was a young man in school, I watched the shows every week to see what would happen. I wished that one day that I’d be able to step into the ring and show the wrestling world what I could do. Sure there were other jobs that I could do. I was a great auto mechanic, being around cars my whole life. The thing is though, that was never enough for me. I wanted to be in the World Championship Federation. I could almost cry because I feel that I am finally about to live my dream and become a wrestler. I want to entertain the fans and show the world what I could do. I love professional wrestling, ever since I was five years old I really wanted to do this.
[“Mister Average” Lee Roberts motioned for the cameraman to follow him down the hallway. On each side of the wall, there were pictures of “Mister Average” Lee Roberts with his family. There was also I picture of his dog, a Great Dane – who was named Caesar. We follow the cameraman and head down the hallway some more until we reach a door. The door is a screen door. “Mister Average” Lee Roberts opens the door and we head outside. Once we are outside we see that there is a massive pool with a diving board on it. “Mister Average” removes his shirt and tosses it on the cobblestone. He then runs and does a big cannon ball in the pool. The camera comes in closer and we see Lee Roberts with water dripping down his face. He laughs out loud and then hops up the ladder and back on the cobblestone again. He walks towards a chair and grabs a white towel. After wiping down his face, he looks at the camera and begins to speak again.]
“Mister Average” Lee Roberts: Wasn’t that fun? That’s the life I want to live. I am living the good life here. You know what would be even better would be that I win my match at the next big show for the World Championship Federation. I am in a four way match and my opponents are Bass, Brenx and CJ Phoenix. I’ve been waiting for this moment for the longest time. I’ve waiting forever for this and I’ll finally be able to show the wrestling world just what I can do. These guys may be tough, but I
am tougher. These guys maybe fast but I am faster. I am the best thing going today in the world of professional wrestling. I don’t care who I have to beat to get to the top. It doesn’t really matter. These three other guys better watch out because I am coming for them.
[He takes a deep breath and then continues.]
“Mister Average” Lee Roberts: So CJ Phoenix, Brenx and Adam Bass I want to address you right now together. I want all these guys to realize that I am going to beat the living hell out of all of you. I want you all to know that I am going to destroy each and every one of you. I want you realize that you’ll probably go to the hospital after I am through with you because I am in the World Championship Federation to make as much money as I can and to win as many championships that I can. If you think you stand a chance against me you are dead wrong. You will all be defeated by me. If you don’t think so then you will see what I have in store for you. I don’t how many wrestlers you put me in there with, three, four, five or even twenty guys. It doesn’t really matter. The only guy in this match that matters is me. You guys are going to wrestle once and never show your face again. You guys are going to show up, get your asses kicked and then that will be the last we hear from you. That’s how it’s going down. Even if you’re planning to make a career here, it will end prematurely. You might as well start typing up a resume to hand out because after I am done with you, you will never want to be in a wrestling ring ever again. It doesn’t matter how tough you are, all you need to know and realize is that I am better than you. So kiss your wrestling career goodbye because it will be going down the toilet with your high hopes and your big dreams of being on top of the World Championship Federation. One more thing before I send you guys away. It’s time to meet my wife. Follow me.
[“Mister Average” Lee Roberts walks inside the house. The camera man follows him as he walks down the hallway. He stops and on the right is the kitchen. He walks into the kitchen as the camera man follows behind. The woman, who is obviously Lee Roberts wife looks up from her book that she was reading while sitting at the kitchen table. She gets up and Lee Roberts gives her a big and long kiss. He then lets her go and looks at the camera. He then begins to speak.]
“Mister Average” Lee Roberts: This right here, this is Rachael Roberts. She’s my wife and my life. Without her I’d never be in the wrestling business. She has encouraged me to follow my wrestling dreams. She has done everything in her power to help me become a better person, how to become a man. She is my inspiration and the love of my life. Without her, I’d be absolutely nothing. I’d probably be still living on the streets, but that is a story for another time. I love her and I am going to do her proud. I'd kill for this woman, and at Slam I will kill you all.
[The scene fades to black.]
brown van is parked. The camera then zooms in on the house. We then hear a voice. It is a voice of a narrator.]
Narrator: Inside this house lives a man and his family. He has the perfect house, the perfect wife and the perfect
children. He even has a perfect dog. This is the home of the new wrestler in the World Championship Federation. His name
is "Mister Average" but he is anything but average.
[We see "Mister Average" Lee Roberts on screen. He is wearing a nice red shirt and some jeans. He looks at the camera and
begins to speak.]
“Mister Average” Lee Roberts: Hello wrestling fans and welcome to my home. I am the next big thing in WCF. I am coming to the World Championship Federation and I look forward to entertaining the fans making my presence known here in the World Championship Federation. I’ve come a long way, as I did average in school and had a pretty lame job. Now though, I am here in World Championship Federation to become the next big thing. I know that I have what it takes to take the wrestling world by storm. I am going to show the wrestling world what I can do. It doesn’t matter who I face, it doesn’t matter what kind of match the powers that be put me in. I am still going to win. See, I may be average, but when it comes to wrestling, I am a sensation. I am a high flying super star. There is no one in the World Championship Federation that can stop me. I’ve been waiting my whole life to make it in the wrestling world and to be honest, The World Championship Federation will be my first promotion I’ve
ever worked for. This will be the first promotion that has given me a chance to step into the ring and entertaining all the fans. I want to do my parents’ proud, my family proud and I want all the wrestling fans to love me. I want to win matches and win belts. I want to do it all. See, ever since I was a little boy I wanted to be a professional wrestler and now I am getting a chance to do so. I am the very best that this promotion has ever seen. I am the very best the wrestling world has seen. I am going to turn the wrestling world upside down. I am going to show them how it is done in the middle of the ring. I was so happy when I signed my contract with the World Championship Federation and at Slam I am going to show the wrestling world just what I can do. I hope I do everyone proud. I want to do my mom proud who is watching down on me from heaven, seeing me realize my dreams.
[He takes a deep breath and then continues.]
“Mister Average” Lee Roberts: So in a few short days I am going to make my debut in the World Championship Federation. I’ve been following the league for a really long time, ever since I was a young man in school, I watched the shows every week to see what would happen. I wished that one day that I’d be able to step into the ring and show the wrestling world what I could do. Sure there were other jobs that I could do. I was a great auto mechanic, being around cars my whole life. The thing is though, that was never enough for me. I wanted to be in the World Championship Federation. I could almost cry because I feel that I am finally about to live my dream and become a wrestler. I want to entertain the fans and show the world what I could do. I love professional wrestling, ever since I was five years old I really wanted to do this.
[“Mister Average” Lee Roberts motioned for the cameraman to follow him down the hallway. On each side of the wall, there were pictures of “Mister Average” Lee Roberts with his family. There was also I picture of his dog, a Great Dane – who was named Caesar. We follow the cameraman and head down the hallway some more until we reach a door. The door is a screen door. “Mister Average” Lee Roberts opens the door and we head outside. Once we are outside we see that there is a massive pool with a diving board on it. “Mister Average” removes his shirt and tosses it on the cobblestone. He then runs and does a big cannon ball in the pool. The camera comes in closer and we see Lee Roberts with water dripping down his face. He laughs out loud and then hops up the ladder and back on the cobblestone again. He walks towards a chair and grabs a white towel. After wiping down his face, he looks at the camera and begins to speak again.]
“Mister Average” Lee Roberts: Wasn’t that fun? That’s the life I want to live. I am living the good life here. You know what would be even better would be that I win my match at the next big show for the World Championship Federation. I am in a four way match and my opponents are Bass, Brenx and CJ Phoenix. I’ve been waiting for this moment for the longest time. I’ve waiting forever for this and I’ll finally be able to show the wrestling world just what I can do. These guys may be tough, but I
am tougher. These guys maybe fast but I am faster. I am the best thing going today in the world of professional wrestling. I don’t care who I have to beat to get to the top. It doesn’t really matter. These three other guys better watch out because I am coming for them.
[He takes a deep breath and then continues.]
“Mister Average” Lee Roberts: So CJ Phoenix, Brenx and Adam Bass I want to address you right now together. I want all these guys to realize that I am going to beat the living hell out of all of you. I want you all to know that I am going to destroy each and every one of you. I want you realize that you’ll probably go to the hospital after I am through with you because I am in the World Championship Federation to make as much money as I can and to win as many championships that I can. If you think you stand a chance against me you are dead wrong. You will all be defeated by me. If you don’t think so then you will see what I have in store for you. I don’t how many wrestlers you put me in there with, three, four, five or even twenty guys. It doesn’t really matter. The only guy in this match that matters is me. You guys are going to wrestle once and never show your face again. You guys are going to show up, get your asses kicked and then that will be the last we hear from you. That’s how it’s going down. Even if you’re planning to make a career here, it will end prematurely. You might as well start typing up a resume to hand out because after I am done with you, you will never want to be in a wrestling ring ever again. It doesn’t matter how tough you are, all you need to know and realize is that I am better than you. So kiss your wrestling career goodbye because it will be going down the toilet with your high hopes and your big dreams of being on top of the World Championship Federation. One more thing before I send you guys away. It’s time to meet my wife. Follow me.
[“Mister Average” Lee Roberts walks inside the house. The camera man follows him as he walks down the hallway. He stops and on the right is the kitchen. He walks into the kitchen as the camera man follows behind. The woman, who is obviously Lee Roberts wife looks up from her book that she was reading while sitting at the kitchen table. She gets up and Lee Roberts gives her a big and long kiss. He then lets her go and looks at the camera. He then begins to speak.]
“Mister Average” Lee Roberts: This right here, this is Rachael Roberts. She’s my wife and my life. Without her I’d never be in the wrestling business. She has encouraged me to follow my wrestling dreams. She has done everything in her power to help me become a better person, how to become a man. She is my inspiration and the love of my life. Without her, I’d be absolutely nothing. I’d probably be still living on the streets, but that is a story for another time. I love her and I am going to do her proud. I'd kill for this woman, and at Slam I will kill you all.
[The scene fades to black.]
