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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2016 2:08:15 GMT -5
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jan 19, 2016 2:08:40 GMT -5
@riddikuler Hey, you actually got something right. You are boring as fuck, and I'm tired of your same old shit. You know why this isn't a PPV match? Because you couldn't sell a match if your life depended on it. You have no personality in your tweets, no emotion, no excitement, no entertainment, nothin. It's just the same rehashed garbage over and over again. You want me to come at you with everything I got? Because I know you know what I'm capable of, or at least most of it. You kow I can die your ass four lanes to Sunday should I so choose. But you haven't given me a single reason to do so. You're just going to keep making gay jokes thinking that's all it take sto set me off. Do you honestly think I still let those bother me? You're pathetic. Christ, how many times have I had to say that now? You just seem to refue to accept it. Listen, the sooner you do, the easier your life will be. If you would must come to your damn senses this whole ordeal would be over. Then you would understand, foresee, and come to terms with the results of our match. Instead you just keep making shit up and trying to psyche me out on twitter. Don't you understand? If you had a leg to stand on, you wouldn't have to make shit up. I'm just right, I just am, about everything. Every post you make is the same formula over and over again. You don't see me following a recipe for "dank tweets" because I don't have to. I have material. I have a lot of material. I don't call you gay because I can tell you're not gay. You're no K.L. Henson, and I have olent yof other shit to say about you, and I'm more mature than a thirteen year old xBox Live player. I DO say that you suck Seth off because you suck Seth off. You might fuck those Whaletits McFatasses, but you still trade favors with Seth, that'a undeniable. How else would that guy look so young after fifteen years pass? So what I'm saying is, if you want me to give it to you good, you better give me a good reason to do so. - Claims ZMAC cant sell a PPV... ...Sells rematch at ONE -> sells rubber match at F15teen for the most iconic title in WCF against one of WCFS most iconic wrestlers - Claims ZMAC has no personality or entertainment value ... creates shia meme, trombone meme, jesus meme, etc.. - Claims ZMAC rehashes content.. ... Dag doesnt understand context.. despite making claims to the opposite in another forum post - Dags asks a rhtorical question... ... because he himself isnt sure of the answer -... claims he can " die" ZMACs ass four lanes from sunday ... " 0-6" 6God LOL - Claims ZMAC hasnt given him a reason... .. Dag is 6 pages in and buried under cat memes and shia gifs LOL - Claims gay JOkes don't set him off... .. posts on public forum about personal discust towards homosexual affections LOL - Claims they don't bother him... ... See the above stated LOL - Claims ZMAC is pathetic .. ... fights ZMAC for IT title and is 6 pages + in, with only 2 hours of match time .. LOL - Claims the sooner ZMAC gives up, the easier life will be. ... doesnt take own advice LOL - 0 - 7... 6GOD ...LOLZ - Claims that understanding will ease the sense of loss... ... keeps trying to ffight ZMAC for the IT strap .. LOL - claims is right about everything.. .. except this post... and this match.. and his life... and career... - claims he doesnt need to follow a recipe for dank tweets... .. uses dank tweets in parenthesis... because he doesnt understand what dank tweets are spoilers: THIS IS A MOTHER FUCKIN DANK TWEET LOL - makes claim about material and maturity over homosexual remarks... ...the expression of mature human emotion makes him uncomfortable... LOL - claims he has material and doesnt call ZMAC gay... .. calls ZMAC gay in the next setence.. like a 13 year old xbox player.. LOL - Claims if ZMAC wants to " get it good " then ZMAC better provide a reason  LOL Dag.... dats da best you got? you logical arguments... ol' Z got Wavedigger responces LOL get wrecked you fuckin fruit ZMACS k-k-k-k-ummin fo yo azz at slam.. just be ready to give it a logical explination as to why its got 13 inches of coked up mad man jabbin at its prostate LOL |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jan 19, 2016 2:10:27 GMT -5
Hey congradulations... while I wrecked that horrid shit you drizzle drops, you found a meme generator..
hmp.. ya done fucked dat up too..
LOL
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2016 2:12:49 GMT -5
@riddikuler
Fascinating how I knew what you were going to do.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2016 2:13:19 GMT -5
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jan 19, 2016 2:13:54 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2016 2:15:00 GMT -5
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Maybe I should post another perfectly correct long post so I can get some sleep while you 1) cry over it 2) tell yourself it's not true 3) try to make yourself feel better by writing nonsense between eachsentence, in that order.
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jan 19, 2016 2:16:07 GMT -5
@riddikuler Maybe I should post another perfectly correct long post so I can get some sleep while you 1) cry over it 2) tell yourself it's not true 3) try to make yourself feel better by writing nonsense between eachsentence, in that order.  |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jan 19, 2016 2:16:55 GMT -5
Dag I tore ya shit a new AXE WOUND ALREADY..
GO TO BED... THE CAT MEMES WILL E HERE IN THE AM
LOL
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jan 19, 2016 2:19:00 GMT -5
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jan 19, 2016 2:22:00 GMT -5
ops. Dag Reddick went and stepped away from his cum-puter
he bout to go put on dat ramen over ramen joint
he gone settle in for the " ZMAC molests his ass " triple feature.
LOL
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jan 19, 2016 2:25:20 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2016 2:32:32 GMT -5
@riddikuler
Zmac, there's a problem here. You said you'd tweet shit all night. I said I could. But should I? Should I waste my time just trying to... What? Impress you? Well that certainly isn't it. Impress Seth? Seth knows how impressive I am or he wouldn't have hired me. He didn't do that so I could go back and forth with you freaking twitter. He did that so I can kick ass. I look forward to kicking your ass like I look forward to a good day of hunting. It's going to be rewarding and relaxing. Almost therapeutic, even. I hope you understand that it's just business. I would do this to anyone. You're just screwed, in the wrong place at the wrong time. Somebody's taking that belt from you. The system has decided to complete another cycle, and your time is up. Remember what I said about you being a transition champion? It will never ring truer than this match. You couldn't even get yourself on a Slam to build yourself up. You want to go taking some one else's championship when you can't even properly represent your own current title. What makes you worthy of that second match? You barely even have a PPV match lined up. I'm assuming if I pin you, you'll be looking at a rematch. But that's only if the boss makes it happen. When I knoxk you out cold it'll be so clean you could eat off of it. No controversy, no cheating, nothing, because I won't need to. I'll wrap this whole thing up like an MRE and save it for later because it'll be amusing to watch myself pummel you repeatedly. I don't care what Punkin does as long as he doesn't start thinking for himself. He won't have a dog in this race or a hope in the bright blue sky. He's just a pawn for me to use to get to your belt. You know what would be funny? If I didn't even pin you. I could let Punkin knock you out, then make him tap like a bitch in the middle of the ring and walk out with your title befor I even lay a hand on you. Would you like that? I just don't feel like you matter to me. Katherine matters to me more than you, because she deserves a violent brutalization. You haven't done anything. You just keep bitching at me on social media with your no life squad. You're pretty much a drone bee, bowing to the hive mind and not being able to think for yourself. Don't you care about this match? Shouldn't you have done something to make people care? Hell, you didn't even lay a hand on me yet. This whole thing is just a joke. I have a bigger match than this lined up for fifteen already. My entire career is on the line at fifteen, while you'll be sitting in the corner mourning the loss of your only friend, that cheap plastic belt you're wearing. I hope you miss it severely. I hope you neve get it back. You certainly won't be taking it back from me. I'm just superior to you in so many ways. You really should have stuck to your skill set and stayed with your trampoline backyard wrestling buddies. You're hopelessly outclassed here, man, end of story. You continue to tell me that I haven't proven myself when you've seen what I have to put up with week in and week out. Every week I've gone out there to shut people like you up, and every week the ones who keep bitching were the ones who screwed me over again. Except you. You just sat on the sidelines, afraid to come near me. You think I'm stupid? I now how you are. You're just a keyboard warrior. No wonder you can't hod onto this belt. Anytime you get an opponent who isn't driven insane by your constant shitposts, they march right in and take your championship like candy from a baby. Well know this, man, I'm not scared and I'll be there at Slam.
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jan 19, 2016 2:33:43 GMT -5
Guess ol' Z aint given no reason to retaliate, huh?
ol' Z aint gettin dat hawt fyah?
the dankest tweets in reserve?
in case Calibad shows up?
LOL
spoilers: Calibads name aint Gallahad, he aint k-kk-k-ummin to save you
and dat Rapunzel pussy braid on ya face
he done left you to Z,
done left you to dat Honey Badger beat done
1 v 1 style
and he B smart to do it, too.
cuz thats whats going down
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jan 19, 2016 2:39:10 GMT -5
@riddikuler Zmac, there's a problem here. You said you'd tweet shit all night. I said I could. But should I? Should I waste my time just trying to... What? Impress you? Well that certainly isn't it. Impress Seth? Seth knows how impressive I am or he wouldn't have hired me. He didn't do that so I could go back and forth with you freaking twitter. He did that so I can kick ass. I look forward to kicking your ass like I look forward to a good day of hunting. It's going to be rewarding and relaxing. Almost therapeutic, even. I hope you understand that it's just business. I would do this to anyone. You're just screwed, in the wrong place at the wrong time. Somebody's taking that belt from you. The system has decided to complete another cycle, and your time is up. Remember what I said about you being a transition champion? It will never ring truer than this match. You couldn't even get yourself on a Slam to build yourself up. You want to go taking some one else's championship when you can't even properly represent your own current title. What makes you worthy of that second match? You barely even have a PPV match lined up. I'm assuming if I pin you, you'll be looking at a rematch. But that's only if the boss makes it happen. When I knoxk you out cold it'll be so clean you could eat off of it. No controversy, no cheating, nothing, because I won't need to. I'll wrap this whole thing up like an MRE and save it for later because it'll be amusing to watch myself pummel you repeatedly. I don't care what Punkin does as long as he doesn't start thinking for himself. He won't have a dog in this race or a hope in the bright blue sky. He's just a pawn for me to use to get to your belt. You know what would be funny? If I didn't even pin you. I could let Punkin knock you out, then make him tap like a bitch in the middle of the ring and walk out with your title befor I even lay a hand on you. Would you like that? I just don't feel like you matter to me. Katherine matters to me more than you, because she deserves a violent brutalization. You haven't done anything. You just keep bitching at me on social media with your no life squad. You're pretty much a drone bee, bowing to the hive mind and not being able to think for yourself. Don't you care about this match? Shouldn't you have done something to make people care? Hell, you didn't even lay a hand on me yet. This whole thing is just a joke. I have a bigger match than this lined up for fifteen already. My entire career is on the line at fifteen, while you'll be sitting in the corner mourning the loss of your only friend, that cheap plastic belt you're wearing. I hope you miss it severely. I hope you neve get it back. You certainly won't be taking it back from me. I'm just superior to you in so many ways. You really should have stuck to your skill set and stayed with your trampoline backyard wrestling buddies. You're hopelessly outclassed here, man, end of story. You continue to tell me that I haven't proven myself when you've seen what I have to put up with week in and week out. Every week I've gone out there to shut people like you up, and every week the ones who keep bitching were the ones who screwed me over again. Except you. You just sat on the sidelines, afraid to come near me. You think I'm stupid? I now how you are. You're just a keyboard warrior. No wonder you can't hod onto this belt. Anytime you get an opponent who isn't driven insane by your constant shitposts, they march right in and take your championship like candy from a baby. Well know this, man, I'm not scared and I'll be there at Slam. TL;DR I got the jist doe, - Dags a faggot - Tells ol' Z he aint worth a damn - forgets dat ol' Z is a legend - blows jizz up dags own azz about skill - is 1 - 4 - has yet to connect with his finish " mary palm and her 5 sisters " - will continue in this IT title match because LOL he's spiting himself kool story bro LOL now get on your back, let ol' Z make a man out of you. we can do it disney style if you want. #drop_dat_beat but since you don't like anime.. I got sumthin special for you  |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jan 19, 2016 2:44:01 GMT -5
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jan 19, 2016 2:51:35 GMT -5
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jan 19, 2016 3:07:31 GMT -5
Yo,yo,yo,yo... DAG! You remember how the other day when you logged off ya twitter and I krushed your feed.. ya, same thing. honey Badger O' Honey Badgers been stranglin ya str8 murdah wid cat memes and dank water tweets. been makin Dag Re-dick go Dag Re-peat LOL " I'm dag Riddick and I'm skilled. Skilled enough to lose 3 tag matches but also skilled enough to get cock slapped by Lucy Starr, am 8th string nobody. Now I'm going to take ZMAC IT title away from him because he sucks and I'm logical " Nig... where in dat iz da logic? WHere in that is the sense? People don't krush ol' Z for dis belt. ZMAC just lets it go. So he can get it again. Honestly? You gone step up from dem shadows and whoop ZMAC for a strap that you know nothing about? You gone ![]() FAIL [/IMG] summore? gone bring me dat " I am da champ now" memes? YOU GOT OFFICE SPACE IN THERE? Oh shit, he gone give it hard now LOL Please. Yous a fuckin two bit chump who got pumped out on a thursday, only to spill the goo on friday and by Sunday you aint got nothin left other than a wet newspaper and a meloncolly charlie brown look on ya face goood fuckin grief LOL If'n you cant grasp the context of kunt-textual beat down. I'm callin you a fuckin Jabroni. A talentless fruit whose best days are spent sad jerking it to comic strips sobbing and praying that your cat sees how small ya dick is, cuz at least yours iz bigger than Mr. Bootz's, right? Right? RIIIGHHHTTTT !!!! Son, you be scrapin fo them small victories. them " your comments are wrong because ..heh.." HAHAHAHAHAHA yah sure. If'n this be a conspiracy, conspire to admire cuz this is how Zombie DankMorris get down on sad little tasty bitches like ya self. YUM.. YUM.. one mother fuckin bite at a time. Box up that box lunch and eat that shit all the fuckin time. But you, you got sumthin for me. You ain't showin it yet but you got it. LOL son, at this point I don't fucked ya ass so hard you gonna spit my own dick out back at me and all it an original thought too bad ZMAC already went and thunk it. Thunk it and made you think it. done stooped down to ZMACs level N everthing. Shee-itt. Shia memes, shitty memes and Jam Willy knows what else. WHat else you got.. Cuz what you givin.. ain't gettin nobody gotten least of all, that Internet Champion. Sunday Night, son. You gonna eat so many fuckin Boot Parties, MTV gonna put you on sweet 16 and pregnant. congratulations. its laces LOL |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jan 19, 2016 3:41:00 GMT -5
Yo Dag. I just peeped a look at cha latest promo. Got myself a hold of dem transcripts. Got ahold of dem tape trades too.
Took you like, 15 mins to describe ya house N’ shit
LOL
goin onto say shit like :
[Sitting in each corner of the room is one modestly sized round desk upon which sits a lamp. These small tables are ornately adorned much like the chairs but with a heavier sinister influence. Malicious intentions are painfully obvious as they emenate from sculpted sinister shapes jutting from the framework with jagged edges and sharp points. Despite their lack of a definite shape, their evil is unmistakeable. The lamps sitting atop them are each a different color. For the four corners, there are violet, maroon, indigo, and goldenrod. Each color is dampened, however, by its lampshade, all in the shape of the deformed skull from the walls.
The centerpiece of this room, situated at the point of intersection where the chairs are facing, is a gothic inspired round metal table. It is supported by eight spider-like legs emerging from it in a circle, complete with sensor hairs and segmented feet. A steel ring connects all eight legs at their knees for added support. Small drawers are spaced between the legs, with miniature skulls for handles. The top of the table is flat, but not featureless. It looks like it's been riveted on by an ancient blacksmith with archaic techniques. The most striking feature of this table is its underside. Hanging from underneath it are pillars, spires and spirals of obsidian stone. Its hues of black, purple and blue blend in perfectly with the bizarre atmosphere of the room. ]
Nigguh, we don’t care. We all know you’re shacked up in a motel 6 supply closet.
How does ol’ Z know? Well lets just say that ol’ Z knows a thing or two about high society.
Oh and philosophy.
Jung and frued, among them others who are presents are PSYCHOLOGISTS and therapists.
you like 0 fah 2, now. I’m start to see why ya lost.
I mean like, what is it you said?
[ts, I can advance my own self status through thought. Philosophy fascinates me on so many levels. The concepts of how one person, such as myself, can be so far above everybody else absorbs me in thought. ]
you’re a fascist faggot-phobe. Don’t waltz up in here and try and give yourself a touch of high brow broom closet bullshit.
We know you. We know what you say and think and do.
and don’t think I don’t see you tryin to tongue fuck an apple tree over there. We get it, Stephanie Meyer, you describe things because you lack the ability to appropriate character motivations.
You’re portraying yourself as an arrogant “know it all “ heel. Even though you don’t know shit. But continue young Stephanie. I’m sure you have many tales to tell us.
You don’t sparkle in this, do you?
LOL
wait. Hold up.
You spent like 20 mins trying to convince the world you are a man of thought and class and descriptive elegance with your house and cider and shit and the very next thing out of your mouth while talking about Demarcus is “ Nigger”
If Freud was here, he’d tell you himself that you want sum of that black mamba juice injected into your asshole.
But then you know you’re going to get your ass handed to you by them big diick time traveling social justice warriors so you go and cop out to K- Rod on high about how this shits on fair to you.
What happened, Dag. Thought you were the skilled. Thought you were L 3 3 7 ?
NO? Does Apple Cider give you a + 10 to counter-intuitive? I bet it does. I bet it does.
Then you make a rape joke…
You sure you ain’t got no triple sec in that cider?
LOL drunk man, possibly a rapist, certainly a racist uses the word logic to defend himself against his own team mates because “ fuck them.”
AMIRIGHT?
whoop…
droppin the seazymac bomb… name drops.
Then you do a poor job at shit talkin opponents… skip..
LOL hey.. a riffle.
a distinguished man of the world and user of logic, sound body and mind has a riffle.. a k1.. something… awesome. It doesn’t fuck around you say?
interesting.. neither do I.
But then you talk about rabbits… somehow..
I’m sure you’ll say that’s logical and I’m dumb for the metaphor but that’s kool.
Hey! Shoot on your team. That’s cute.
Whoops. Aitheist talking about “ Gods truth” That’s gotta be egg on your face.
Oh good. We’re at the end. Do you got a catch phrase?
[The common choice. The logical choice. The god's truth. That which is written in the stars. We stand as one, we fight as one, and you shall fall, as one." ]
LOL “ that which is written in the stars”
like Lucy Starr? The guy that laid you out on Slam?
“ We stand as one. Fight as one and you shall fall as one”
what 16 year old poetry slam did you did that out of?
God no fucin wounder why you lost.
Don’t worry Stephanie Meyer, you cant flip the script, make the cider a Reds apple Ale and cal it a brand new product.
something tells me that won’t work for you the same it worked for her.
just a hunch doe.
LOL
#Z-REVIEWS
THAT BULLSHIT AIN'T HELPIN YA THIS WEEK
THIS IS TWITTER, BITCH
O YAH' BAY-BAY
N' HONEY BADGER DON'T GIVE A SHEE-IT
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jan 19, 2016 3:45:41 GMT -5
Sorry Dag, but I cant reply just yet. I have to go win a court case ( in my favor ) (IC) (OOC)
LOL
try not to spit too much hawt fyah. ya might singe your cats asshole
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