Post by Headmaster Bernard Core on Jan 17, 2016 17:54:23 GMT -5
Bernard Core, joined by Dean Wolf and Administrative Assistant Jeffrey Cornelius, are in the WCF Network studio with Hank Brown.
Bernard Core: Let’s make this quick, Hank. I’ve got a school to open up and a country I’m trying to save.
Hank Brown: I think we’re just about ready, Headmaster Core.
Director: In 5, 4, 3…
The director mouths “2, 1” and points to Hank.
Hank Brown: Hi, I’m Hank Brown, and with me right now for this WCF Exclusive is Headmaster Bernard Core, joined by the Core Institute, including Dean Wolf and Administrative Assistant Jeffrey Cornelius. First, Wolf, how does it feel to be back here in the WCF?
Dean Wolf: Hank, who’s interview is this?
Hank Brown: Um, Dr. Core’s?
Dean Wolf: You’re goddamn right, so maybe you should be asking him the fucking questions, not me, you dipshit.
God, I was really hoping to have a better experience than my Mikey eXtreme interviews.
Hank Brown: Of course. My apologies. Dr. Core, you certainly made some waves last week when you not only introduced the Core Institute and revealed Wolf as your new Dean of Discipline, but also when you attacked Mikey eXtreme later on in the show and beat him not only with your American flag, but his own American flag kendo stick.
Bernard Core: Hank, when I do something, I make sure it has a lasting impact. Do you think people are going to forget the name of my school after the way I introduced it last week? Do you think Mikey eXtreme is going to forget the beating we laid on him last week?
Hank Brown: Well, I’ve interviewed Mikey eXtreme many times in this studio…
Bernard Core: That’s why it smells in here.
Core and Wolf laugh.
Hank Brown: …And he’s not the kind of guy that forgives and forgets. Are you worried about how he might retaliate?
Bernard Core: I don’t worry about anything, Hank. When you are as intellectually and physically gifted as I am, you have nothing to worry about. Any time Mikey wants to retaliate, I’ll be more than happy to show him again how a superior American neutralizes an opponent.
Hank Brown: Is that what you’re going to show your opponents this week in the eight man tag that you’re a part of?
Bernard Core: It’s what I show every opponent in every match. You think an eight man tag worries me? I won the torneo cibernetico at One. Make it a seven on one handicap match for all I care. The fact remains that I have yet to be pinned or made to submit since I’ve been in the WCF, and I don’t see that happening now, especially not with the crew that I have to oppose this Sunday.
Grayson Pierce has too many things to worry about. First, he can’t figure out what the hell is name is. Last month, he was Gemini Battle. Maybe next month he can be Sagittarius Skirmish. Secondly, he’s trying to be Mr. Superhero. I guess he needs something to take his mind off of the fact that he can’t call himself Mr. World Champion. I would normally laugh at such childish tomfoolery, but he stuck his nose in my business, and Dean Wolf and myself don’t take kindly to people interfering in Core Institute business, isn’t that right, Dean Wolf?
Dean Wolf: Fuck yeah, Headmaster.
Bernard Core: Maybe if he paid more attention to his craft and less about changing his name and playing Superman, he’d be more successful here in the WCF. The same goes for Bonnie Blue. Bonnie needs to take my advice and not hitch herself to the Grayson Pierce wagon. It’s going to go over a cliff faster than she can travel time. Hell, she should jump off the WCF wagon altogether and go back to doing what women do best: finding a husband, carrying his baby, and taking care of his household, just like my own wife.
Jeffrey scowls behind Bernard Core’s back.
I hope she stabs you in the heart, you piece of shit.
Bernard Core: But if I have to put her in the Headmaster Lock…
Hank Brown: I’m sorry, the Headmaster Lock?
Dean Wolf: Don’t interrupt the Headmaster!
Bernard Core: It’s okay, Dean Wolf. Yes, Hank, the Headmaster Lock, formerly known as Common’s Crab. If I have to lock that on pretty little Bonnie Blue to show her that she doesn’t belong, then Core’s will be done.
Did he just talk about himself in the third person and suggest that he was God?
Hank Brown: But they’re backed up by Andre Holmes.
Bernard Core: Andre Holmes? Please. I beat him already and his wife probably beats him on a daily basis. Next.
Hank Brown: You haven’t faced DeMarcus Jordan yet.
Bernard Core: Well, I didn’t face Andre Holmes before I did and I kicked his ass. DeMarcus will be the same case. The whole sarcastic bit he pulls means nothing to me. We’re going to have students just like him when the Core Institute opens its doors, and what are you going to do with the little DeMarcus Jordans in the hallway, Dean Wolf?
Dean Wolf: I’m going to kick their asses.
Bernard Core: Just like I’m going to kick DeMarcus Jordan’s ass in the ring. And trust me, Hank, orange pants will not be a part of the Core Institute’s dress code. Orange is for criminals, and criminals don’t belong in the Core Institute. Any other questions?
Hank Brown: Um…no.
Bernard Core: Good, because your time is up anyway.
Core looks at the camera.
Bernard Core: I’m Bernard Core, and you’ve just had the pleasure of listening to me. You’re welcome, America. Gentlemen, let’s go.
The Core Institute walks off camera.
Hank Brown: Um….cut?
Bernard Core: Let’s make this quick, Hank. I’ve got a school to open up and a country I’m trying to save.
Hank Brown: I think we’re just about ready, Headmaster Core.
Director: In 5, 4, 3…
The director mouths “2, 1” and points to Hank.
Hank Brown: Hi, I’m Hank Brown, and with me right now for this WCF Exclusive is Headmaster Bernard Core, joined by the Core Institute, including Dean Wolf and Administrative Assistant Jeffrey Cornelius. First, Wolf, how does it feel to be back here in the WCF?
Dean Wolf: Hank, who’s interview is this?
Hank Brown: Um, Dr. Core’s?
Dean Wolf: You’re goddamn right, so maybe you should be asking him the fucking questions, not me, you dipshit.
God, I was really hoping to have a better experience than my Mikey eXtreme interviews.
Hank Brown: Of course. My apologies. Dr. Core, you certainly made some waves last week when you not only introduced the Core Institute and revealed Wolf as your new Dean of Discipline, but also when you attacked Mikey eXtreme later on in the show and beat him not only with your American flag, but his own American flag kendo stick.
Bernard Core: Hank, when I do something, I make sure it has a lasting impact. Do you think people are going to forget the name of my school after the way I introduced it last week? Do you think Mikey eXtreme is going to forget the beating we laid on him last week?
Hank Brown: Well, I’ve interviewed Mikey eXtreme many times in this studio…
Bernard Core: That’s why it smells in here.
Core and Wolf laugh.
Hank Brown: …And he’s not the kind of guy that forgives and forgets. Are you worried about how he might retaliate?
Bernard Core: I don’t worry about anything, Hank. When you are as intellectually and physically gifted as I am, you have nothing to worry about. Any time Mikey wants to retaliate, I’ll be more than happy to show him again how a superior American neutralizes an opponent.
Hank Brown: Is that what you’re going to show your opponents this week in the eight man tag that you’re a part of?
Bernard Core: It’s what I show every opponent in every match. You think an eight man tag worries me? I won the torneo cibernetico at One. Make it a seven on one handicap match for all I care. The fact remains that I have yet to be pinned or made to submit since I’ve been in the WCF, and I don’t see that happening now, especially not with the crew that I have to oppose this Sunday.
Grayson Pierce has too many things to worry about. First, he can’t figure out what the hell is name is. Last month, he was Gemini Battle. Maybe next month he can be Sagittarius Skirmish. Secondly, he’s trying to be Mr. Superhero. I guess he needs something to take his mind off of the fact that he can’t call himself Mr. World Champion. I would normally laugh at such childish tomfoolery, but he stuck his nose in my business, and Dean Wolf and myself don’t take kindly to people interfering in Core Institute business, isn’t that right, Dean Wolf?
Dean Wolf: Fuck yeah, Headmaster.
Bernard Core: Maybe if he paid more attention to his craft and less about changing his name and playing Superman, he’d be more successful here in the WCF. The same goes for Bonnie Blue. Bonnie needs to take my advice and not hitch herself to the Grayson Pierce wagon. It’s going to go over a cliff faster than she can travel time. Hell, she should jump off the WCF wagon altogether and go back to doing what women do best: finding a husband, carrying his baby, and taking care of his household, just like my own wife.
Jeffrey scowls behind Bernard Core’s back.
I hope she stabs you in the heart, you piece of shit.
Bernard Core: But if I have to put her in the Headmaster Lock…
Hank Brown: I’m sorry, the Headmaster Lock?
Dean Wolf: Don’t interrupt the Headmaster!
Bernard Core: It’s okay, Dean Wolf. Yes, Hank, the Headmaster Lock, formerly known as Common’s Crab. If I have to lock that on pretty little Bonnie Blue to show her that she doesn’t belong, then Core’s will be done.
Did he just talk about himself in the third person and suggest that he was God?
Hank Brown: But they’re backed up by Andre Holmes.
Bernard Core: Andre Holmes? Please. I beat him already and his wife probably beats him on a daily basis. Next.
Hank Brown: You haven’t faced DeMarcus Jordan yet.
Bernard Core: Well, I didn’t face Andre Holmes before I did and I kicked his ass. DeMarcus will be the same case. The whole sarcastic bit he pulls means nothing to me. We’re going to have students just like him when the Core Institute opens its doors, and what are you going to do with the little DeMarcus Jordans in the hallway, Dean Wolf?
Dean Wolf: I’m going to kick their asses.
Bernard Core: Just like I’m going to kick DeMarcus Jordan’s ass in the ring. And trust me, Hank, orange pants will not be a part of the Core Institute’s dress code. Orange is for criminals, and criminals don’t belong in the Core Institute. Any other questions?
Hank Brown: Um…no.
Bernard Core: Good, because your time is up anyway.
Core looks at the camera.
Bernard Core: I’m Bernard Core, and you’ve just had the pleasure of listening to me. You’re welcome, America. Gentlemen, let’s go.
The Core Institute walks off camera.
Hank Brown: Um….cut?
