Fifty Shades of Oblivion
Jan 17, 2016 4:11:10 GMT -5
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Post by Oblivion on Jan 17, 2016 4:11:10 GMT -5
~._-*Your basic visuals peer forward, peeling through the layers of absolute darkness. A bone aching chill brushes up against the skin. The first couple, of skin layers, raise up. Prickly bumps begin to show. Skin upon skin will produce friction, creating pseudo-heat. But, the body craves for body heat. When one has to be self sufficient for a heat source, even those other knuckle dragging mouth-breathers start to look good.*-_.~
Oblivion narration: How in the Hell did IT get in THIS situation?! First the FBI and now this?! No wonder people see Oblivion as a God damn joke!! A former world champion!! An eight time hardcore champion!! A Triple Crown Winner!! IT has faced and defeated some of the all time greats. Now, IT's handcuffed in Katherine Phoenix's bedroom. How far the mighty have fallen!!
No one takes The Monster serious anymore!! IT has become a joke, a failure. A disappointment in the eyes of the almighty Jim Thuggins and Jared Holmes. This is bullshit!! Before IT realized ANYTHING... that crazy bitch drugged me and put me here!! Why?! Becuz she felt it was in the best interest of The Monster that she kidnap Oblivion and protect IT from the world. How else can this get any worse?
Credibility destroyed. But, IT hears you. IT hears you all. But, the one that this is effecting is Beachkrew!! IT gave them IT's total devotion and now... Now being surrounded with her happy-happy joy joy. Until freedom is an option, death would be sweeter. This sucks!! This fucking sucks. Reinforced locks on the chains. Katherine Phoenix is a selfish bitch!!
~._-*Zero light. The absence of light. Not a sound. Not a breath. Not even... a pulse. Even silence, occasionally, takes a smoke break. Sounds, of something scattering, echoes out in the darkness. The scattering somethingness abruptly stops. The previous sound is replaced by a near silent squeal, then a brief chuckle and a loud crunch. An approving moan-sigh is heard. But, the momentary aura of nirvana is about to be destroyed....*-_.~
Katherine Phoenix: Wakey-wakey sleepy head!!
~._-*Oblivion attached to the wall with reinforced steel chains. Katherine Phoenix gleams from ear to ear, as she looks at her living trophy. Oblivion mumbles under IT's breath...*-_.~
Oblivion: One opportunity!! Fuck this bullshit!! One opportunity and Katherine Phoenix is a God damn shit stain!!
~._-*Katherine Phoenix kneels down and looks at Oblivion....*-_.~
Katherine Phoenix: Why are you looking at me like that?! Why be such a grumpy bear? You're showing your teeth!! You are growling at me!! Only I can make sure you will be a true nasty monster!! Not Beachkrew!! You will stay here, until I decide you are ready to leave!! You look so sad, grumpy bear. I can make you happy!! Only me and no one else!!! Nobody else can make you happy!! I will absolutely destroy any bad bad poopie bears who stands between you, my precious Obi-bear and myself!! I would rip off my own limbs if anything should happen to you!!
~._-*Katherine Phoenix smiles with a neurotic; psychotic gleam in her eyes.*-_.~
Katherine Phoenix: No one will ever EVER keep us apart!! But, I must leave. But, no worries Obi Bear. My teddies will keep an eye on you!! Nothing bad will ever happen to you. Isn't that right, my teddies?
~._-*The stack of teddy bears doesn't move or say anything. Just sit there and stares at Oblivion. Stares with evil glares. Katherine pats Oblivion on the top of IT's head. The Monster stares at the hand, salivating, wanting to devour the very hand that touched IT's head.*-_.~
Katherine Phoenix: Be on your best behavior Obi Teddy. Buh-bye!
~._-*Katherine Phoenix leaves, as Oblivion struggles in the chains. IT looks, realizing one good tug... The locks pop open. Oblivion leaves the temporary Hellish prison. The teddy bears glare with shocked expressions across their faces. The Monster laughs out loud, grabbing a pink broom, with glitter on it. With one huge swing, Oblivion blasts all of the bears, causing them to fly in the air and crashing down to the floor. Laughing, at the top of IT's lungs, The Monster watches each teddy collide with each other, hoping that the stuffed animals can feel excruciating pain.
Dropping the broom, Oblivion bolts out of the house, with only freedom ahead of IT. The God of Insanity doesn't stop running.
Night falls as Oblivion looks around and notices the bright lights, of the big city. Just happy for IT's fresh new freedom, Oblivion looks at the world with a pair of fresh new eyes. The Dark Messiah holds an actual human eye, in each hand, with the optical nerves hanging beside the thumbs. Passerbys look strangely at Oblivion, who pops the eyes in the mouths of two very lucky random people. With such excitable delight, both people puke up their previous meal.
With a gleam in IT's eyes, Oblivion run into the street, with a horrific smile across IT's face. People scatter, running for their pathetic lives, but Oblivion grabs two people forcing them to sing with The Monster...*-_.~
Person #1: What's going on?!
Person #2: I don't know. I was just delivery bagels. Just do what he does.
~._-*Oblivion proceeds to see a local high school band nearby and gives them sheet music.*-_.~
Drum Major: Got the life by Korn. Okay, easy enough. Alright, people!! Two, three four...
~._-*Oblivion starts to slam dance against the two random people, who just follow along, with fear on their faces. Oblivion stops slamming against the two individuals and begins to sing, in the center, of the street...*-_.~
Oblivion: Hate... Something.. Sometime... Someway... Something kick off the for me. Something, inside... I'll never ever follow. So, give me something that is for real... I'll never ever follow...
~._-* The other two people start getting into their random dancing. Their fear has got them in rhythm with each other. Oblivion shouts out, which scares both people....*-_.~
Oblivion: GET YOUR BOOGIE ON!!
~._-*The high school marching band is now thumping out loud music as everything seems to be falling into place. As Oblivion thrashes around.*-_.~
Oblivion: GOD BEGS ME... THE MORE I SEE THE LIGHT, WHO WANTS TO SEE!! GOD TOLD ME, I'VE ALREADY GOT THE LIFE!! GOT THE LIFE!! GOT THE LIFE!!
~._-*Oblivion turns around, not only were the two random people dancing along in unison, but twenty other people were dancing step per step. That was until they noticed Oblivion staring at them and everyone scattered.
Oblivion takes a deep breath and adjusts IT's clothing. Brushing down both arms, while taking another deep breath... The Monster quickly bolts over to the sidewalk, grabbing an elderly man, holding him in the air, with just one hand; screaming...*-_.~
Oblivion: YOU GOING NIGHT-NIGHT MOTHERFUCKER?! YOU GOIN' NIGHT-NIGHT?!
~._-*Oblivion drops the old man, who falls down, like dead weight. The Monster immediately spins around, slamming a backhand into a buxom blonde...*-_.~
Oblivion: SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST!!
~._-*The Monster Guardian of the Brocean doesn't miss a beat, by going after the first conspicuous person...*-_.~
Oblivion: Hey Meatsack... Answer me this.... do you know what an Italian duck sounds like?
Random person: What the fuck are you talking about?!
Oblivion: Italian ducks.
Random person: No. Don't know a damn thing about Italian ducks. What about French Canadian fowl? They're called duques. You get it?! With a q..u..e...s?!
WHAM!!
~._-*Oblivion punches the person, in the face.*-_.~
Oblivion: That was for being stupid, dumbass. What about larping?! Does anyone know anything about larping?!
~._-*Several people scurry pass, in a hurry, so they won't get caught up in the bullshit.*-_.~
Oblivion: So... No one knows nothing about Italian ducks and nothing on live action roll playing!! Well, does anyone know anything about Joseph Malignaggi and/ or Andre Jensen?!
~._-*Every single person within 15 feet of Oblivion, raises their hands.*-_.~
Oblivion: Get the fuck outta here, with that shit!!! No one knows who they are!!
Random guy #2: I sure do!! They are the ones you and Kyle Kemp are gonna face at Slam!! I'm a huge Malignaggi fan. That bloke is pretty funny.
~._-*Oblivion calmly dignifies that response with a shrug, as he kindly dusts off the person's jacket, before talking to him...*-_.~
Oblivion: God money, I'll do anything for you. God money, just tell ME what you want me to. God money, nail ME up against a wall. God money, don't want everything he wants it all....
~._-*Oblivion grabs a person, by the shirt, with both hands.*-_.~
Oblivion: NO!! YOU CAN'T TAKE IT!! NO!! YOU CAN'T TAKE IT!! NO!! YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME!!!
~._-*Oblivion pushes the person away.*-_.~
Person: What's your problem?!
~._-*Oblivion grabs a random camera phone...*-_.~
Oblivion: Malignaggi!! Jensen!! Head like a hole!! Black as your soul!! IT RATHER DIE THAN GIVE YOU CONTROL!! BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE!! YOU'RE GONNA GET WHAT YOU DESERVE!!
~._-*Oblivion tosses the phone, as IT walks away. Oblivion goes into IT's own pockets, grabbing IT's own phone...*-_.~
Oblivion: How cool is this... Joseph Malignaggi!!! Oblivion swears IT knew you as Joey Flash. But, IT guess different time, different dimension. But, yea... *sniffs right index and middle finger* How's the wife? Be a dear, will ya and be sure to ask her what day will be best for her, for Oblivion to impregnate her. Yes, that's right. IT's got a taste for your lovely wife. From the last time, her gaping vagina clinched down pretty hard around my personal member. Her moans were an escape for her. An escape from your insy wincey itsy bitsy pinkie pecker!! She ENJOOOOYED me thrusting into her!! Damn shame tho... Would of been a wonderful thing, dropping my seed inside your wife.
Now, this Sunday she will enjoy watching Oblivion who finally made your wife feel like a woman. While, she experienced sex with you well as she puts it was like her time in sixth grade girls camp. She having sex with you, apparently was like being with a eleven year old girl.
So, this Sunday, at Slam going toe to toe with you, will be no problem. No problem whatsoever. It'll be like plucking feathers from a duck. Now, onto my good friend AJ... Andre Jensen. Long time, no see. Wasn't I just kicking your ass awhile ago? Now, you wanna nip at my heels again. This time will go down a different direction... THIS TIME YOU GET DEFEATED BY MY HANDS!! Or you could get pinned by Kyle Kemp. Either way... YOU WILL GET DEFEATED. Both, you and Joseph. Both you two will get your just desserts. So, just take this as a simple reminder.... IT TOLD YOU SO!!!
~._-*Oblivion stops recording and puts IT's phone back in the pocket. The Monster leaves the town, the same way IT entered. A couple hours later, for shits and giggles and being a glutton for punishment, Oblivion returns back to Lil-... Back to Katherine Phoenix's home. Grabbing the front doorknob, turning it, Oblivion was able to walk into the door, where a FREAKED OUT... VERY ANGRY Katherine Phoenix was waiting...
Katherine Phoenix: OBI!! Bad bad Obi-bear!! You scared the other teddies with your scary growls. I know you were playing with the other teddies, but I still don't understand how you managed to get free from those shackles. Now, be a good Obi-Bear and get back into those shackles. You and I have training tomorr...
*SMACK!!!*
~._-*Oblivion backhands Katherine, spinning her around. The Monster takes advantage, by shoving Katherine forward, but pushing her head down, away from the Monster. Oblivion rips the clothing off of Katherine, ravishing her, from behind. Her screams, muffled, as her face is against the wall. As Oblivion finishes IT wipes IT's "tool" on the back of her thigh. Before turning away, The Monster proceeds to piss near a crouching, sobbing Katherine.*-_.~
Oblivion: Now, you know Kit-Kat... Oblivion is in charge. Nothing you can do to change it!!
~._-*Oblivion just stares down at Katherine Phoenix, smiling, glaring.*-_.~
Oblivion: By the way, I've had better!! Just like you... With Kyle Kemp as IT's partner, defeating Joseph Malignaggi and Andre Jensen will be... EASY AS FUCK!!
~._-*Oblivion just leaves Katherine Phoenix's home.*-_.~
Oblivion narration: How in the Hell did IT get in THIS situation?! First the FBI and now this?! No wonder people see Oblivion as a God damn joke!! A former world champion!! An eight time hardcore champion!! A Triple Crown Winner!! IT has faced and defeated some of the all time greats. Now, IT's handcuffed in Katherine Phoenix's bedroom. How far the mighty have fallen!!
No one takes The Monster serious anymore!! IT has become a joke, a failure. A disappointment in the eyes of the almighty Jim Thuggins and Jared Holmes. This is bullshit!! Before IT realized ANYTHING... that crazy bitch drugged me and put me here!! Why?! Becuz she felt it was in the best interest of The Monster that she kidnap Oblivion and protect IT from the world. How else can this get any worse?
Credibility destroyed. But, IT hears you. IT hears you all. But, the one that this is effecting is Beachkrew!! IT gave them IT's total devotion and now... Now being surrounded with her happy-happy joy joy. Until freedom is an option, death would be sweeter. This sucks!! This fucking sucks. Reinforced locks on the chains. Katherine Phoenix is a selfish bitch!!
~._-*Zero light. The absence of light. Not a sound. Not a breath. Not even... a pulse. Even silence, occasionally, takes a smoke break. Sounds, of something scattering, echoes out in the darkness. The scattering somethingness abruptly stops. The previous sound is replaced by a near silent squeal, then a brief chuckle and a loud crunch. An approving moan-sigh is heard. But, the momentary aura of nirvana is about to be destroyed....*-_.~
Katherine Phoenix: Wakey-wakey sleepy head!!
~._-*Oblivion attached to the wall with reinforced steel chains. Katherine Phoenix gleams from ear to ear, as she looks at her living trophy. Oblivion mumbles under IT's breath...*-_.~
Oblivion: One opportunity!! Fuck this bullshit!! One opportunity and Katherine Phoenix is a God damn shit stain!!
~._-*Katherine Phoenix kneels down and looks at Oblivion....*-_.~
Katherine Phoenix: Why are you looking at me like that?! Why be such a grumpy bear? You're showing your teeth!! You are growling at me!! Only I can make sure you will be a true nasty monster!! Not Beachkrew!! You will stay here, until I decide you are ready to leave!! You look so sad, grumpy bear. I can make you happy!! Only me and no one else!!! Nobody else can make you happy!! I will absolutely destroy any bad bad poopie bears who stands between you, my precious Obi-bear and myself!! I would rip off my own limbs if anything should happen to you!!
~._-*Katherine Phoenix smiles with a neurotic; psychotic gleam in her eyes.*-_.~
Katherine Phoenix: No one will ever EVER keep us apart!! But, I must leave. But, no worries Obi Bear. My teddies will keep an eye on you!! Nothing bad will ever happen to you. Isn't that right, my teddies?
~._-*The stack of teddy bears doesn't move or say anything. Just sit there and stares at Oblivion. Stares with evil glares. Katherine pats Oblivion on the top of IT's head. The Monster stares at the hand, salivating, wanting to devour the very hand that touched IT's head.*-_.~
Katherine Phoenix: Be on your best behavior Obi Teddy. Buh-bye!
~._-*Katherine Phoenix leaves, as Oblivion struggles in the chains. IT looks, realizing one good tug... The locks pop open. Oblivion leaves the temporary Hellish prison. The teddy bears glare with shocked expressions across their faces. The Monster laughs out loud, grabbing a pink broom, with glitter on it. With one huge swing, Oblivion blasts all of the bears, causing them to fly in the air and crashing down to the floor. Laughing, at the top of IT's lungs, The Monster watches each teddy collide with each other, hoping that the stuffed animals can feel excruciating pain.
Dropping the broom, Oblivion bolts out of the house, with only freedom ahead of IT. The God of Insanity doesn't stop running.
Night falls as Oblivion looks around and notices the bright lights, of the big city. Just happy for IT's fresh new freedom, Oblivion looks at the world with a pair of fresh new eyes. The Dark Messiah holds an actual human eye, in each hand, with the optical nerves hanging beside the thumbs. Passerbys look strangely at Oblivion, who pops the eyes in the mouths of two very lucky random people. With such excitable delight, both people puke up their previous meal.
With a gleam in IT's eyes, Oblivion run into the street, with a horrific smile across IT's face. People scatter, running for their pathetic lives, but Oblivion grabs two people forcing them to sing with The Monster...*-_.~
Person #1: What's going on?!
Person #2: I don't know. I was just delivery bagels. Just do what he does.
~._-*Oblivion proceeds to see a local high school band nearby and gives them sheet music.*-_.~
Drum Major: Got the life by Korn. Okay, easy enough. Alright, people!! Two, three four...
~._-*Oblivion starts to slam dance against the two random people, who just follow along, with fear on their faces. Oblivion stops slamming against the two individuals and begins to sing, in the center, of the street...*-_.~
Oblivion: Hate... Something.. Sometime... Someway... Something kick off the for me. Something, inside... I'll never ever follow. So, give me something that is for real... I'll never ever follow...
~._-* The other two people start getting into their random dancing. Their fear has got them in rhythm with each other. Oblivion shouts out, which scares both people....*-_.~
Oblivion: GET YOUR BOOGIE ON!!
~._-*The high school marching band is now thumping out loud music as everything seems to be falling into place. As Oblivion thrashes around.*-_.~
Oblivion: GOD BEGS ME... THE MORE I SEE THE LIGHT, WHO WANTS TO SEE!! GOD TOLD ME, I'VE ALREADY GOT THE LIFE!! GOT THE LIFE!! GOT THE LIFE!!
~._-*Oblivion turns around, not only were the two random people dancing along in unison, but twenty other people were dancing step per step. That was until they noticed Oblivion staring at them and everyone scattered.
Oblivion takes a deep breath and adjusts IT's clothing. Brushing down both arms, while taking another deep breath... The Monster quickly bolts over to the sidewalk, grabbing an elderly man, holding him in the air, with just one hand; screaming...*-_.~
Oblivion: YOU GOING NIGHT-NIGHT MOTHERFUCKER?! YOU GOIN' NIGHT-NIGHT?!
~._-*Oblivion drops the old man, who falls down, like dead weight. The Monster immediately spins around, slamming a backhand into a buxom blonde...*-_.~
Oblivion: SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST!!
~._-*The Monster Guardian of the Brocean doesn't miss a beat, by going after the first conspicuous person...*-_.~
Oblivion: Hey Meatsack... Answer me this.... do you know what an Italian duck sounds like?
Random person: What the fuck are you talking about?!
Oblivion: Italian ducks.
Random person: No. Don't know a damn thing about Italian ducks. What about French Canadian fowl? They're called duques. You get it?! With a q..u..e...s?!
WHAM!!
~._-*Oblivion punches the person, in the face.*-_.~
Oblivion: That was for being stupid, dumbass. What about larping?! Does anyone know anything about larping?!
~._-*Several people scurry pass, in a hurry, so they won't get caught up in the bullshit.*-_.~
Oblivion: So... No one knows nothing about Italian ducks and nothing on live action roll playing!! Well, does anyone know anything about Joseph Malignaggi and/ or Andre Jensen?!
~._-*Every single person within 15 feet of Oblivion, raises their hands.*-_.~
Oblivion: Get the fuck outta here, with that shit!!! No one knows who they are!!
Random guy #2: I sure do!! They are the ones you and Kyle Kemp are gonna face at Slam!! I'm a huge Malignaggi fan. That bloke is pretty funny.
~._-*Oblivion calmly dignifies that response with a shrug, as he kindly dusts off the person's jacket, before talking to him...*-_.~
Oblivion: God money, I'll do anything for you. God money, just tell ME what you want me to. God money, nail ME up against a wall. God money, don't want everything he wants it all....
~._-*Oblivion grabs a person, by the shirt, with both hands.*-_.~
Oblivion: NO!! YOU CAN'T TAKE IT!! NO!! YOU CAN'T TAKE IT!! NO!! YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME!!!
~._-*Oblivion pushes the person away.*-_.~
Person: What's your problem?!
~._-*Oblivion grabs a random camera phone...*-_.~
Oblivion: Malignaggi!! Jensen!! Head like a hole!! Black as your soul!! IT RATHER DIE THAN GIVE YOU CONTROL!! BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE!! YOU'RE GONNA GET WHAT YOU DESERVE!!
~._-*Oblivion tosses the phone, as IT walks away. Oblivion goes into IT's own pockets, grabbing IT's own phone...*-_.~
Oblivion: How cool is this... Joseph Malignaggi!!! Oblivion swears IT knew you as Joey Flash. But, IT guess different time, different dimension. But, yea... *sniffs right index and middle finger* How's the wife? Be a dear, will ya and be sure to ask her what day will be best for her, for Oblivion to impregnate her. Yes, that's right. IT's got a taste for your lovely wife. From the last time, her gaping vagina clinched down pretty hard around my personal member. Her moans were an escape for her. An escape from your insy wincey itsy bitsy pinkie pecker!! She ENJOOOOYED me thrusting into her!! Damn shame tho... Would of been a wonderful thing, dropping my seed inside your wife.
Now, this Sunday she will enjoy watching Oblivion who finally made your wife feel like a woman. While, she experienced sex with you well as she puts it was like her time in sixth grade girls camp. She having sex with you, apparently was like being with a eleven year old girl.
So, this Sunday, at Slam going toe to toe with you, will be no problem. No problem whatsoever. It'll be like plucking feathers from a duck. Now, onto my good friend AJ... Andre Jensen. Long time, no see. Wasn't I just kicking your ass awhile ago? Now, you wanna nip at my heels again. This time will go down a different direction... THIS TIME YOU GET DEFEATED BY MY HANDS!! Or you could get pinned by Kyle Kemp. Either way... YOU WILL GET DEFEATED. Both, you and Joseph. Both you two will get your just desserts. So, just take this as a simple reminder.... IT TOLD YOU SO!!!
~._-*Oblivion stops recording and puts IT's phone back in the pocket. The Monster leaves the town, the same way IT entered. A couple hours later, for shits and giggles and being a glutton for punishment, Oblivion returns back to Lil-... Back to Katherine Phoenix's home. Grabbing the front doorknob, turning it, Oblivion was able to walk into the door, where a FREAKED OUT... VERY ANGRY Katherine Phoenix was waiting...
Katherine Phoenix: OBI!! Bad bad Obi-bear!! You scared the other teddies with your scary growls. I know you were playing with the other teddies, but I still don't understand how you managed to get free from those shackles. Now, be a good Obi-Bear and get back into those shackles. You and I have training tomorr...
*SMACK!!!*
~._-*Oblivion backhands Katherine, spinning her around. The Monster takes advantage, by shoving Katherine forward, but pushing her head down, away from the Monster. Oblivion rips the clothing off of Katherine, ravishing her, from behind. Her screams, muffled, as her face is against the wall. As Oblivion finishes IT wipes IT's "tool" on the back of her thigh. Before turning away, The Monster proceeds to piss near a crouching, sobbing Katherine.*-_.~
Oblivion: Now, you know Kit-Kat... Oblivion is in charge. Nothing you can do to change it!!
~._-*Oblivion just stares down at Katherine Phoenix, smiling, glaring.*-_.~
Oblivion: By the way, I've had better!! Just like you... With Kyle Kemp as IT's partner, defeating Joseph Malignaggi and Andre Jensen will be... EASY AS FUCK!!
~._-*Oblivion just leaves Katherine Phoenix's home.*-_.~
