Post by johnnycraven on Apr 7, 2007 16:37:08 GMT -5
Cameras Fade in:
Scene opens up in a locker room in the arena where Blast will be taking place. Hank Brown is interviewing Johnny Craven. He asks him several questions about Blast and his upcoming fatal four way match. Hank notices Johnny Craven has his eyes closed as if to listen to thousands of fans cheering his name. Hank tries to knock some sense into Johnny Craven.
Hank Brown: Mr. Craven, there are no fans in the arena, because the arena is empty.
Johnny Craven: Sorry...I got carried away. You wanna know my thoughts about this Sunday at Blast? Well first off, let's go back to this last Sunday when Adam Knite got into my face. You see Adam, you sit back here with your wife and you let your own tag team partner, Davey Boone, get his ass whooped by Team Xtreme. Then I go down to the ring and watch Boone's back and then you get pissed because you think that I'm trying to destroy AoV. I don't want to have anything to do with AoV. The only thing I was doing was watching my friend's back, something you ain't got the balls to do. Then you decide to get tough and get into my face. You see Adam Knite, I'm going to put it to you like this...if you ever get into my face again...I guarantee you that I will drag your ass down to that ring and open up the biggest can of whoop ass on ya that you've ever seen. Now at Blast, you better hope that you have Boone's back in your TLC match.
Hank Brown: Mr. Craven, what are your thoughts about your match at Blast?
Johnny Craven: Hank...when I'm ready to tell you about my thoughts about my match at Blast, I'll let you know. Now going back to last week, I had a match with TVO. Even though I lost that match, my plan worked like a charm. You see, I knew that if I begged TXO to interfere in my match with you, TVO, I knew he couldn't resist. And once the both of you were in that very ring, you were nothing but sitting ducks for Davey Boone. Yeah you were victorious TVO, but if you think that business between you and me is done, you're dead wrong. There will be a time and there will be a place when you and Texas Red will raise hell in that very ring. And you can bet your ASS that when it's all said and done, one of us is going to have to be carried off on a stretcher.
Now at Blast, as I see it, it's going to be one hell of a show. As I look at the card, the first thing I see is JJ Biggs vs. Outcast...Champion vs. Champion...The people's Champion vs. the Television Chapion...one hell of a match. Then I see Mike Ragnal, a man dead set on making an impact in WCF, and what better way than to go one on one with the WCF icon, Logan. Then you have a match that includes Bobby Cairo, a freak who spits ooze, a man who fantasizes about lawn mowers and an individual who is yet to be known. Then you have the TLC Tag Team title match...AoV vs. Team Xtreme...a match that will REDEFINE how extreme both teams will become in order to get tag team gold. Then you have the Triple Threat Hardcore title match...a match where three of the toughest sumb*tches in the WCF will stop at nothing to rip each other apart to become Hardcore Champion. Then you have the Main Event...The WCF World Championship title is on the line...two of the biggest superstars will stop at nothing to destroy each other just so the winner can call himself World Champion.
And as far as my response to your question Hank...it's like this. At Blast there will be a fatal four way. When I look at this match and I look at my three opponents, I see three of the most promising superstars in WCF today. First you have Ryu Kecendrai...the Japanese phenom...the martial arts expert. Then you have Jimpy...the 6'9'', high flyin', ass whoopin giant. Then you have "Dynamite" Jay Williams. You see Jay Williams, you claim to have been called a fluke in the past...and then you come to WCF and claim that you will be the biggest name in WCF history...You even claimed that your name will be a WCF household name at Blast. Well Jay Williams, I'm going to tell it to you like this...this Sunday at Blast when you step into that very ring, you will be face to face with the rest of us newcomers. Then all hell's gonna break loose. You see "Dynamite", I don't care if I have to go through you, Ryu Kecendrai, or Jimpy. The fact is, Texas Red is going to ride down to that ring...drink some beers...and open up a can of whoop ass on you three sumb*tches. And when it's all said and done...Jay Williams...it doesn't matter if it's from me, it doesn't matter if it's from Kecendrai, it doesn't matter if it's from Jimpy or even Andre the Giant himself...the only thing that you will get out of Blast is a good ol' fashioned household ass whoopin. ( Johnny Craven looks over at Hank and glares at him) This interview is over.
Then Johnny Craven walks out of the room.
Cameras Fade Out.
Scene opens up in a locker room in the arena where Blast will be taking place. Hank Brown is interviewing Johnny Craven. He asks him several questions about Blast and his upcoming fatal four way match. Hank notices Johnny Craven has his eyes closed as if to listen to thousands of fans cheering his name. Hank tries to knock some sense into Johnny Craven.
Hank Brown: Mr. Craven, there are no fans in the arena, because the arena is empty.
Johnny Craven: Sorry...I got carried away. You wanna know my thoughts about this Sunday at Blast? Well first off, let's go back to this last Sunday when Adam Knite got into my face. You see Adam, you sit back here with your wife and you let your own tag team partner, Davey Boone, get his ass whooped by Team Xtreme. Then I go down to the ring and watch Boone's back and then you get pissed because you think that I'm trying to destroy AoV. I don't want to have anything to do with AoV. The only thing I was doing was watching my friend's back, something you ain't got the balls to do. Then you decide to get tough and get into my face. You see Adam Knite, I'm going to put it to you like this...if you ever get into my face again...I guarantee you that I will drag your ass down to that ring and open up the biggest can of whoop ass on ya that you've ever seen. Now at Blast, you better hope that you have Boone's back in your TLC match.
Hank Brown: Mr. Craven, what are your thoughts about your match at Blast?
Johnny Craven: Hank...when I'm ready to tell you about my thoughts about my match at Blast, I'll let you know. Now going back to last week, I had a match with TVO. Even though I lost that match, my plan worked like a charm. You see, I knew that if I begged TXO to interfere in my match with you, TVO, I knew he couldn't resist. And once the both of you were in that very ring, you were nothing but sitting ducks for Davey Boone. Yeah you were victorious TVO, but if you think that business between you and me is done, you're dead wrong. There will be a time and there will be a place when you and Texas Red will raise hell in that very ring. And you can bet your ASS that when it's all said and done, one of us is going to have to be carried off on a stretcher.
Now at Blast, as I see it, it's going to be one hell of a show. As I look at the card, the first thing I see is JJ Biggs vs. Outcast...Champion vs. Champion...The people's Champion vs. the Television Chapion...one hell of a match. Then I see Mike Ragnal, a man dead set on making an impact in WCF, and what better way than to go one on one with the WCF icon, Logan. Then you have a match that includes Bobby Cairo, a freak who spits ooze, a man who fantasizes about lawn mowers and an individual who is yet to be known. Then you have the TLC Tag Team title match...AoV vs. Team Xtreme...a match that will REDEFINE how extreme both teams will become in order to get tag team gold. Then you have the Triple Threat Hardcore title match...a match where three of the toughest sumb*tches in the WCF will stop at nothing to rip each other apart to become Hardcore Champion. Then you have the Main Event...The WCF World Championship title is on the line...two of the biggest superstars will stop at nothing to destroy each other just so the winner can call himself World Champion.
And as far as my response to your question Hank...it's like this. At Blast there will be a fatal four way. When I look at this match and I look at my three opponents, I see three of the most promising superstars in WCF today. First you have Ryu Kecendrai...the Japanese phenom...the martial arts expert. Then you have Jimpy...the 6'9'', high flyin', ass whoopin giant. Then you have "Dynamite" Jay Williams. You see Jay Williams, you claim to have been called a fluke in the past...and then you come to WCF and claim that you will be the biggest name in WCF history...You even claimed that your name will be a WCF household name at Blast. Well Jay Williams, I'm going to tell it to you like this...this Sunday at Blast when you step into that very ring, you will be face to face with the rest of us newcomers. Then all hell's gonna break loose. You see "Dynamite", I don't care if I have to go through you, Ryu Kecendrai, or Jimpy. The fact is, Texas Red is going to ride down to that ring...drink some beers...and open up a can of whoop ass on you three sumb*tches. And when it's all said and done...Jay Williams...it doesn't matter if it's from me, it doesn't matter if it's from Kecendrai, it doesn't matter if it's from Jimpy or even Andre the Giant himself...the only thing that you will get out of Blast is a good ol' fashioned household ass whoopin. ( Johnny Craven looks over at Hank and glares at him) This interview is over.
Then Johnny Craven walks out of the room.
Cameras Fade Out.
