Post by Lawnmower Jones on Mar 11, 2007 23:27:05 GMT -5
The WCF Wrestlers: Volume 1 is an in-depth, fact-based, encyclopedia-type resource guide to all of the wrestlers in the WCF that qualify as Clinically Weird/Gothic/Emo.
What are the qualifications for this species?
The Clinically Weird/Emo/Gothic wrestlers in the WCF usually try to stay away from the cameras. They partake in satanic like cults, and usually dress in black. They are violent, and prone to setting one another on fire for pure fun. These wrestlers can be anointed by thoughts of happiness (EG: rabbits, pussy, flowers, beer). Some of these wrestlers are also known to have had a tumultuous upbringing (which will be examined in Volume 3).
Creeping Death: A Creeping Death is an established wrestler who dresses in black, has a painted face, and has suffered a tumultuous upbringing. A Creeping Death is found mostly in deserted areas and comes and goes as he pleases. While a Creeping Death can be dangerous, he usually is not, mostly fiddling around in the Modern Cutting Edge division with more emo kids.
Jack of Blades: A newer version of a Creeping Death, with minor differences. A Blades does not paint his face, is more reliable, and has a wide range of vocabulary that he uses to put his opponents down. He is also more prone to appear on an MSNBC special with Matt Lauer about fetishes and child molestation.
Danny Vice: A Danny Vice is a young superstar who acts like a Gothic/Emo weirdo. A Vice has set his mind on eliminate all of the evil in the WCF, even though it means destroying himself. A Vice has the talent to become great, but will not due to his practicing of satanic ideas and calling himself a “dark angel”. A Vice is seen almost everywhere. In the light, he may change his form to look like Bill Reilly.
Conrad Howell: The Outcast of the Weirdo’s, a Howell is in here strictly because he thinks he is a wolf. It may be the beer flowing through his veins, but one can not deny that acting like a wolf is weird.
Skyler Striker: A Striker suffers from a personality disorder similar to that of a 10 year old red head girl with braces. “Look at me! Look at me! LOOOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!”
Jayden Sarek: A Sarek has multiple personalities and is prone to fits of rage when not getting his way. You may also see a Sarek in his other form as an 8 year old girl in a toy shop not getting the latest Barbie.
Dylan Ryder: A Ryder is not a gothic nor is he an Emo. Instead, a Ryder does what his last name insinuates: Rides big cocks. A Ryder is a homosexual and prone to hanging out in the locker room instead of going to matches so he can watch other wrestlers shower (probably why he has not been in any type of in-ring action in more than a month.)
Shawn Errance: An Errance can be seen holding a meeting for the dark wrestlers in the back. These wrestlers look up to an Errance because they think (as well as he himself) he is the devil.
What are the qualifications for this species?
The Clinically Weird/Emo/Gothic wrestlers in the WCF usually try to stay away from the cameras. They partake in satanic like cults, and usually dress in black. They are violent, and prone to setting one another on fire for pure fun. These wrestlers can be anointed by thoughts of happiness (EG: rabbits, pussy, flowers, beer). Some of these wrestlers are also known to have had a tumultuous upbringing (which will be examined in Volume 3).
Creeping Death: A Creeping Death is an established wrestler who dresses in black, has a painted face, and has suffered a tumultuous upbringing. A Creeping Death is found mostly in deserted areas and comes and goes as he pleases. While a Creeping Death can be dangerous, he usually is not, mostly fiddling around in the Modern Cutting Edge division with more emo kids.
Jack of Blades: A newer version of a Creeping Death, with minor differences. A Blades does not paint his face, is more reliable, and has a wide range of vocabulary that he uses to put his opponents down. He is also more prone to appear on an MSNBC special with Matt Lauer about fetishes and child molestation.
Danny Vice: A Danny Vice is a young superstar who acts like a Gothic/Emo weirdo. A Vice has set his mind on eliminate all of the evil in the WCF, even though it means destroying himself. A Vice has the talent to become great, but will not due to his practicing of satanic ideas and calling himself a “dark angel”. A Vice is seen almost everywhere. In the light, he may change his form to look like Bill Reilly.
Conrad Howell: The Outcast of the Weirdo’s, a Howell is in here strictly because he thinks he is a wolf. It may be the beer flowing through his veins, but one can not deny that acting like a wolf is weird.
Skyler Striker: A Striker suffers from a personality disorder similar to that of a 10 year old red head girl with braces. “Look at me! Look at me! LOOOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!”
Jayden Sarek: A Sarek has multiple personalities and is prone to fits of rage when not getting his way. You may also see a Sarek in his other form as an 8 year old girl in a toy shop not getting the latest Barbie.
Dylan Ryder: A Ryder is not a gothic nor is he an Emo. Instead, a Ryder does what his last name insinuates: Rides big cocks. A Ryder is a homosexual and prone to hanging out in the locker room instead of going to matches so he can watch other wrestlers shower (probably why he has not been in any type of in-ring action in more than a month.)
Shawn Errance: An Errance can be seen holding a meeting for the dark wrestlers in the back. These wrestlers look up to an Errance because they think (as well as he himself) he is the devil.
