Late but it's BioWalker so whatever.
Jan 10, 2016 18:07:52 GMT -5
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Post by Steve Orbit on Jan 10, 2016 18:07:52 GMT -5
"And what's up with this kid... Scarecrow? Who the fuck is Scarecrow?"
Fade in to Steve Orbit's home, the back yard. Orbit is shirtless with a pair of black Nike shorts. He leans against a fence made of cobblestone in the far corner of the yard. His half-brother, Jonathan Fly stands across from him.
Jonny Fly: Scarecrow died earlier last year. He was murdered.
Steve Orbit: No shit. Mother fuckers won't shut up about it. "Story of the year" or whatever the fuck it was. Tell you what, if the boy was black.... wouldn't nobody be talkin' about it a year later, or even a week later. Shit-- right here in Oakland, black mother fuckers be gettin' murdered every day. How come that ain't the story of the year?
Fly shrugs.
Jonny Fly: I think you're missing the point. Who Killed Scarecrow was the most interesting thing to happen in WCF in the entire year of 2015. That's what you call a slow fucking year.
Orbit chuckles.
Steve Orbit: Well, 2016 fixin' to be a lot better. I'm back, and all I gotta do is run through Benjamin Atreyu and a couple of other no-name mother fuckers-- and then I'm REALLY back. Back in the top spot where I fuckin' belong.
Jonny Fly: Yeah, just remember you owe me a title shot.
Steve Orbit: What? I don't owe you shit.
Jonny Fly: Yes. One 2013, I gave you a title shot. 2014 you were supposed to win the World Title and return the favor at our scheduled match at the following--
Steve Orbit: Return the favor? First of all, I can't believe you bringin' this shit up.
Jonny Fly: Just saying--
Steve Orbit: Stop. Just shut the fuck up, man.
Orbit pushes past Fly and walks past the pool, over to the patio area and takes a seat. After a moment, Fly follows suit, taking a seat across from Orbit.
Steve Orbit: I don't know why you always tryin' to bring up old shit from the past.
Jonny Fly: What's the big deal? Was it that bad? We were, literally, on top of the wrestling business. Orbit/Fly was the match everybody wanted and we delivered-- we went so hard that we had to do it again the following year.
Orbit nods.
Steve Orbit: Yeah, we tore that shit the fuck up, didn't we.
Jonny Fly: So don't dwell on the negatives. We've all made mistakes. We move past them. Look at what's happening now. You're on your way back to the World title, I'm about to retire Corey Black. All is right in the wrestling world.
Orbit laughs.
Steve Orbit: True. I guess it is.
Jonny Fly: I'm telling you, you haven't missed much. Nobody is happy to see us, as usual.
Steve Orbit: Well, at least we aren't gonna put our mother through a table again.
Jonny Fly: No, not the fans. I'm talking about... the guys, in the back. Nobody wants us back in WCF. It's inconvenient for them. Our names are too big, it makes them feel... inadequate, I think.
Steve Orbit: Word, I get that. I understand it. I went through it, matter of fact, when I was a rookie. Instead of thinking about what these guys, these legends... these mother fuckers with rich history in WCF, instead of thinking about what they could add to the current landscape, I was more concerned about them taking my spot. You know what I did? I made damn sure I kept my spot, kept movin' up the card, and everybody else worked around me. I made some friends, I made some enemies, but as long as I kept movin' forward I didn't give a fuck who was on the roster or if they'd been there for ten years or ten days, you know what I'm sayin'?
Jonny Fly: Yeah. I hated it when legends came back.
Steve Orbit: ... Really?
Fly laughs.
Jonny Fly: God no, I'm joking. Just another opportunity to induct somebody into the Hall of Flyjobbers.
Orbit laughs.
Steve Orbit: It'll be fine. I didn't come back to WCF to please nobody. I came back to add another chapter to my mother fuckin' legacy.
Jonny Fly: Damn right.
Wendy Winder walks out of the house, wearing a bikini. Fly's eyes widen.
Jonny Fly: Isn't that...
Steve Orbit: Yeah, it's Windy Wendy Winder.
Jonny Fly: You hittin' that?!
Steve Orbit: HELL no! Ain't no way I'm stickin' my dick in there. Toxic ooze, werewolf alien shit-- no thanks.
Jonny Fly: Then what's she doing here?
Steve Orbit: I dunno. I didn't think it through. I thought she looked good-- you know, she got nice lips, nice ass for a white bitch-- but when I got her home all I could think about was those two gay mother fuckers takin' turns tappin' her out.
Jonny Fly: Tyler Walker is not gay.
Steve Orbit: Bro, he's the GAYEST. They're obviously homosexuals, both of 'em.
Jonny Fly: ... I dunno, when I was mentoring Walker, we went to a lot of strip clubs and I saw him... you know.
Steve Orbit: You saw him what? You watched him fuck a bitch?
Jonny Fly: Well, I mean-- there was a lot of us, and tons of girls around...
Steve Orbit: God damn, man! What, you havin' orgies and shit over in that Fly McMansion?
Jonny Fly: Obviously.
Steve Orbit: Yeah, that does make a lot of sense actually. What were we talking about?
Jonny Fly: BioWalker.
Steve Orbit: Right, I'ma bust they ass. They mad I took the girl-- I'm mad that over the years, they've each called me a "black homo" at least five times each for no reason. Fuck that shit, I'ma bust they ass.
Jonny Fly: ... Alright then, I think we're good.
Steve Orbit: Word up.
Scene cuts.
Fade in to Steve Orbit's home, the back yard. Orbit is shirtless with a pair of black Nike shorts. He leans against a fence made of cobblestone in the far corner of the yard. His half-brother, Jonathan Fly stands across from him.
Jonny Fly: Scarecrow died earlier last year. He was murdered.
Steve Orbit: No shit. Mother fuckers won't shut up about it. "Story of the year" or whatever the fuck it was. Tell you what, if the boy was black.... wouldn't nobody be talkin' about it a year later, or even a week later. Shit-- right here in Oakland, black mother fuckers be gettin' murdered every day. How come that ain't the story of the year?
Fly shrugs.
Jonny Fly: I think you're missing the point. Who Killed Scarecrow was the most interesting thing to happen in WCF in the entire year of 2015. That's what you call a slow fucking year.
Orbit chuckles.
Steve Orbit: Well, 2016 fixin' to be a lot better. I'm back, and all I gotta do is run through Benjamin Atreyu and a couple of other no-name mother fuckers-- and then I'm REALLY back. Back in the top spot where I fuckin' belong.
Jonny Fly: Yeah, just remember you owe me a title shot.
Steve Orbit: What? I don't owe you shit.
Jonny Fly: Yes. One 2013, I gave you a title shot. 2014 you were supposed to win the World Title and return the favor at our scheduled match at the following--
Steve Orbit: Return the favor? First of all, I can't believe you bringin' this shit up.
Jonny Fly: Just saying--
Steve Orbit: Stop. Just shut the fuck up, man.
Orbit pushes past Fly and walks past the pool, over to the patio area and takes a seat. After a moment, Fly follows suit, taking a seat across from Orbit.
Steve Orbit: I don't know why you always tryin' to bring up old shit from the past.
Jonny Fly: What's the big deal? Was it that bad? We were, literally, on top of the wrestling business. Orbit/Fly was the match everybody wanted and we delivered-- we went so hard that we had to do it again the following year.
Orbit nods.
Steve Orbit: Yeah, we tore that shit the fuck up, didn't we.
Jonny Fly: So don't dwell on the negatives. We've all made mistakes. We move past them. Look at what's happening now. You're on your way back to the World title, I'm about to retire Corey Black. All is right in the wrestling world.
Orbit laughs.
Steve Orbit: True. I guess it is.
Jonny Fly: I'm telling you, you haven't missed much. Nobody is happy to see us, as usual.
Steve Orbit: Well, at least we aren't gonna put our mother through a table again.
Jonny Fly: No, not the fans. I'm talking about... the guys, in the back. Nobody wants us back in WCF. It's inconvenient for them. Our names are too big, it makes them feel... inadequate, I think.
Steve Orbit: Word, I get that. I understand it. I went through it, matter of fact, when I was a rookie. Instead of thinking about what these guys, these legends... these mother fuckers with rich history in WCF, instead of thinking about what they could add to the current landscape, I was more concerned about them taking my spot. You know what I did? I made damn sure I kept my spot, kept movin' up the card, and everybody else worked around me. I made some friends, I made some enemies, but as long as I kept movin' forward I didn't give a fuck who was on the roster or if they'd been there for ten years or ten days, you know what I'm sayin'?
Jonny Fly: Yeah. I hated it when legends came back.
Steve Orbit: ... Really?
Fly laughs.
Jonny Fly: God no, I'm joking. Just another opportunity to induct somebody into the Hall of Flyjobbers.
Orbit laughs.
Steve Orbit: It'll be fine. I didn't come back to WCF to please nobody. I came back to add another chapter to my mother fuckin' legacy.
Jonny Fly: Damn right.
Wendy Winder walks out of the house, wearing a bikini. Fly's eyes widen.
Jonny Fly: Isn't that...
Steve Orbit: Yeah, it's Windy Wendy Winder.
Jonny Fly: You hittin' that?!
Steve Orbit: HELL no! Ain't no way I'm stickin' my dick in there. Toxic ooze, werewolf alien shit-- no thanks.
Jonny Fly: Then what's she doing here?
Steve Orbit: I dunno. I didn't think it through. I thought she looked good-- you know, she got nice lips, nice ass for a white bitch-- but when I got her home all I could think about was those two gay mother fuckers takin' turns tappin' her out.
Jonny Fly: Tyler Walker is not gay.
Steve Orbit: Bro, he's the GAYEST. They're obviously homosexuals, both of 'em.
Jonny Fly: ... I dunno, when I was mentoring Walker, we went to a lot of strip clubs and I saw him... you know.
Steve Orbit: You saw him what? You watched him fuck a bitch?
Jonny Fly: Well, I mean-- there was a lot of us, and tons of girls around...
Steve Orbit: God damn, man! What, you havin' orgies and shit over in that Fly McMansion?
Jonny Fly: Obviously.
Steve Orbit: Yeah, that does make a lot of sense actually. What were we talking about?
Jonny Fly: BioWalker.
Steve Orbit: Right, I'ma bust they ass. They mad I took the girl-- I'm mad that over the years, they've each called me a "black homo" at least five times each for no reason. Fuck that shit, I'ma bust they ass.
Jonny Fly: ... Alright then, I think we're good.
Steve Orbit: Word up.
Scene cuts.
