Post by Mikey eXtreme on Jan 9, 2016 21:50:32 GMT -5
Mikey’s America
Chapter II
Chapter II
Slammin’
Mikey eXtreme: Who booked this match?
Hank Brown: Clearly, Seth did.
Mikey eXtreme: Why am I in this match? This doesn’t make sense to me. I’m the United States Champion, I represent Mikey’s America, I deserve to be highlighted.. not hidden in this shit hole of a match.
Occulo? Howard Black?
An actual team. Something that Myself and Vengeance are not. I could carry the team, I could defeat these Sentinels myself if I wanted to, but this match does not matter to me.
K.L. Henson and Mr. Holden?
These are actual WCF wrestlers? Really? Yeah, when the time comes for me to wrestle I need to be in that ring with fucking main event talents. Not these no names like K.L. Henson and Howard Fucking Black.
Hank Brown: Can you tone down your language? We’re trying to record this for TV
Mikey eXtreme: That’s the problem with your America.. censorship. What’s wrong with a little colorful language every now and again? Absolutley nothing.
Hank Brown: Our sponsors would beg to differ, and to be honest, you use that language more than ‘every now and again’
Mikey shoots Hank a stare that should have encased him in carbonite.
Mikey eXtreme: Your sponsors mean nothing to me. This interview should be broadcast across every network, just as they do when President Obama, if you can call him that, gives a speech.
Hank Brown: Are you saying you are on the same level as Obama? Bernard Core seems to think you’re a mockery of America that you don’t deserve to be it’s champion.
Mikey eXtreme: Obama is not on my level, Hank. He is the President of America, I am the Supreme Ruler of Mikey’s America.
Bernard Core, on the other hand, he is a commoner.
Mikey looks into the camera as if nobody could pick up on the obvious joke.
Mikey eXtreme: As common as the cold.
Another horrible stare into the camera, followed up by a look at Hank
Mikey eXtreme: Bernard Core is nothing. He wants to improve America, which is admirable, but he wants to do it the wrong way.
Bernard wants to force an education system that does not work on the American people. He thinks that his way is what’s best, and he is dead wrong. Bernard might be a doctor, he might be smarter than me on paper.. but he is dead wrong.
The education system in America is fine, I’m a product of the New York City public school system and look where it got me. I’m the greatest living American. I am your American Hero.
Mikey looks off to the side and notices Vidalia motioning him to end the interview.
Mikey eXtreme: I’m sorry I have to cut this short, Hank, but there seems to be an emergency that needs my attention. Until the next time, Hank,
A vote for eXtreme is a vote for America.
Mikey gets up and walks off the set, Vidalia motions for him to come close and whispers something in his ear.
He looks angry.
Mikey eXtreme: He will meet his end, I will make sure of that.
The scene fades out.
Out of the Darkness
What seemed like ages ago to Mikey, just a mere few weeks back, Mikey met Vidalia. Well, more along the lines of the Darkness bringing these two together for some unseen reason. That reasons was about to be known, about to change both of their lives.
Mikey eXtreme: He assaulted you?
Vidalia nods her head, a single tear streaking down her cheek.
Mikey eXtreme: We will make sure that he never touches you again, that he never thinks about touching you again.. we will hear his screams.
Freakshow nods his head, he has a rather large mallet in his hands.
Mikey eXtreme: We were brought together for a reason, Vi, and now we know what it was. We are the only ones that can help you with this matter. We are the only way that this problem can be solved.
Vidalia: Thank you.
Mikey eXtreme: The Darkness will look out for you, this I promise. It will guide you through the hard times but you must help in this matter. You must take the final blow that sacrifices his soul to our dark lords. Are you ready for this, Vidalia?
She nods her head. A smile grows on Mikey’s face.
Mikey eXtreme: Then it shall be. The Darkness will surround the three of us as we rise to even more power. We will be unstoppable.
The scene fades as Mikey’s laughter fills the void.
