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Post by Alton Kingston on Jan 9, 2016 18:23:31 GMT -5
It is I Nagasaki! I come to bring the joy of sumo to the world! I bring the best in life SUMO, SAKE, AND CHANKO-NABE SOUP!
#THESUMOTSUNAMI, #NAGASAKITHEFATMAN
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2016 19:45:41 GMT -5
@riddikuler
Allow me to be the first to welcome you. Here's some things you should know.
1. Learn how to use a toilet. We have those here.
2. You cannot rape underage girls here like in Japan.
3. American women don't want octopi tentacles inside of them. Don't ask them if they do, they will all say no.
4. The slop you speak of isn't going to catch on here. We eat food in America.
Good luck.
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Greybeard
Rookie
Bada Boom, Realest Mage in the Room.
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Post by Greybeard on Jan 10, 2016 0:53:52 GMT -5
@grimebeard
Me so sorry, you get buried.
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Post by Brofessor Coach on Jan 10, 2016 13:14:54 GMT -5
@brofessorcoach
Even I can't help this guy.
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Post by 6ix God on Jan 10, 2016 15:50:40 GMT -5
@sixgodshark
But you could help Billy? What do I pay you for? Flawless. Swag. Execution. One Hundred. Percent.
You're on thin ice, Coach. #SixGodSeasYou
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Post by Alton Kingston on Jan 13, 2016 12:37:08 GMT -5
I would like to say good luck to my next opponent! May our match be worth remembering!
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Post by Alton Kingston on Feb 1, 2016 19:17:25 GMT -5
Carmack! I shall honor our agreement! A night of drinks on me!
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Post by Cormack MacNeill on Feb 1, 2016 19:24:36 GMT -5
@realmewearskirts
It's Cormack, but if you ignore my fashion sense I'll ignore your accent.
Well fought Nagasaki! There's no shame in giving your all.
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Chef Creampie
Newbie
Whipping up another batch for your snatch.
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Post by Chef Creampie on Feb 2, 2016 13:09:14 GMT -5
@mrooeygooey
Both of you are too afraid to challenge the culinary cunt creamer, Chef Creampie, to a bodyslam match! You couldn't slam me on your slammingest day if you had an electrified slamming machine! HAHAHAHAHA! Have fun knowing you're only sloppy second to me!
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Post by Alton Kingston on Feb 9, 2016 16:54:18 GMT -5
To address my match with Cormack, winning by ring out, outside of a sumo match, would have been without honor. We shall face off again and this time there will be a winner!
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Post by Cormack MacNeill on Feb 9, 2016 19:13:03 GMT -5
@realmenwearskirts
After an honourable gesture like that, how can I refuse. You name the time and place, and I'll be there meiyo no otoko
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Post by Cormack MacNeill on Feb 29, 2016 1:41:04 GMT -5
Well fought match Akane, it was a pleasure.
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Post by Alton Kingston on Feb 29, 2016 22:53:23 GMT -5
TrueType the better man has won! I wish you luck in winning that title! We shall have drinks on me tonight!
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Post by Earth-616 Holmes on Mar 30, 2016 18:09:52 GMT -5
@relentlessholmes Oh, one more thing. The next time you put your hands on Grayson, I'll ship you back to Japan in pieces.
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