Post by Lilith on Jan 3, 2016 17:08:44 GMT -5
Man it felt good to be back. The familiar surroundings, smells and even the same old cameras and equipment which had been used to film her on her many previous adventures... not a lot had changed since she had last left the WCF. There was only one thing she didn't recognise or know, and that was all the different stars and wrestlers who had made their way up the ladders of the company in her absence. She had seen these strange unknown people talking to one another on social media and she was completely clueless about anything they were talking about. The feeling of being home and yet not recognising any of the people surrounding her was an extremely odd one indeed. Not for the first time in her life Katherine felt very out of place as she kept her head low and hurried through the backstage corridor. Several crew members recognised her and some even greeted her but Katherine didn't look up to return the greeting, she just kept her head low and tried to hurry to where her locker room was... Or where she thought her locker room was anyway, it had probably been given to somebody else by now.
Voice: Hey! Hey Miss Phoenix, Katherine...
Katherine tried her best to ignore the person calling her but eventually stopped when she noticed a microphone appear under in front of her face. She finally looked up to find that none other than Hank Brown was standing there with the same old stupid grin on his face. Katherine immediately felt a strong urge to just lash out and punch him square in his stupid face but she had to admit, it was good to finally see someone back here she recognised.
Katherine: HANK BROWN!!! Oh my gawddddd it is soooooooo good to see you! How've you been? How's the family? Good Christmas? Oh my god!
Katherine grabbed him in a massive hug and didn't let go for several minutes. When she finally dropped the now terrified looking man he tried his best to compose himself as Katherine continued excitedly bouncing up and down in front of him.
Katherine: So you want to interview me, right? You want some inside info? Some of my thoughts on my upcoming return match? You want to pick my brain? Ask me out for dinner? What what what?
Hank Brown brushed down his purple velvet jacket as Katherine grinned happily in his face.
Hank Brown: Uh hmmmm, yes... I mean it is good to see you too Katherine.
Katherine: Yayyyyyy! High five!
Katherine practically forced Hank Brown to give her a high five as he tried his best to remain looking professional.
Hank Brown: Right, errrrr, ummmm...
Katherine: It's okay Hanky, take your time I've got all day. Well actually I don't... I have to go play wrestlers with Adam Young and some other guy I've never heard of before...
Hank Brown: Raymond Hatcher?
Katherine nodded her head excitedly.
Katherine: Yes! Him! I still have no idea who he is though... should I know who he is? I bet I shouldn't. I bet he's really stupid and walks around thinking he's better than everyone but REALLYYYYY he doesn't even know what A plus B is OR even how to tie his shoes! Hahahaha!
Katherine laughed nervously hoping that it wasn't super obvious that she didn't know that stuff either.
Hank Brown: Right, right. Well originally tonight Logan was supposed to have been your tag team partner, but it would seem that he won't attending this match now... so it has now become a handicap match of yourself Vs The Outlaw Gentlemen, Adam Young and Raymond Hatcher. Do you have any thoughts or feelings on Logan not being here tonight? I'd have to imagine that has concerned you just a little bit.
Katherine gives Hank Brown a sweet smile as she shook her head at him.
Katherine: Hanky, Hanky, Hanky... Listen, if I know Logan... AND I THINK I DO IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN...
Another innocent smile.
Katherine: ...this wholeeeeee "oh I'm not going to be there tonight Lilo", "good luck fighting them by yourself tonight Lilo" thing is just a massive game of his just trying to wind me up JUST LIKE HE ALWAYS USED TO DO and then when I'm all down and nervous his music will play and he'll come out with a massive grin on his stupid face and he'll be all like "HA you didn't actually think I'd ditch you out here did you, girl pants?" and then we'll both laugh about it, play fight with Adam "I'm a silly redneck" Young and then have fun after the match like only we could...
She couldn't lie she actually was pretty worried about tonight and was actually praying that she was right about what she just said, that Logan WOULD be there, that Logan WOULD save the day and that they would all live happily ever after... Hank Brown on the other hand didn't look at all convinced, he just stood there with a concerned look on his face as he could see Katherine was actually pretty nervous about tonight.
Hank Brown: Listen Lilith, Katherine... You're a nice girl when you want to be and I don't want to see you get your hopes up only to then get yourself hurt, I have to let you know, I don't think Logans going to be there tonight.
Katherines smile disappeared as nerves began to fill up inside of her.
Katherine: He will so be here!
Hank just shook his head at the now extremely worried looking brunette.
Hank Brown: No, he won't.
Katherine: Yes he will!
Hank Brown: Katherine...
Hank tried to place his hand on her shoulder to console the girl but she immediately moved out of the way not letting him touch her.
Katherine: No! You don't know! What are you? His father?! You don't know where Logan is... No body knows where Logan is! I haven't known where Logi Bear has been for about seven months now...
Before Katherine could continue getting worked up and yelling at Hank Brown, a strange looking man in a long trench coat approached her from behind almost making her jump out of her skin. The man looked to be in about his forties and looked extremely out of place compared to the backstage crew around him.
Strange Man: Miss Phoenix?
Both Katherine and Hank Brown looked at the man confused.
Katherine: Huh?
Strange Man: Is your name Katherine Phoenix?
Katherine at this point just raised an eyebrow at the man not really knowing what to expect.
Katherine: Yeah...
The man at this point stepped even closer to Katherine making her feel a bit uncomfortable.
Strange Man: I've got something for you... a letter.
Katherine: A letter? I--I don't get it...
Strange Man: I was given explicit instruction to come to this arena, at this exact time, in this exact part of the corridor and give this letter to a girl matching your description.
Katherine looked extremely thrown back now, she stared at the man as he pulled out an old looking brown envelope and handed it to her. She immediately took it off of him and tore it open, pulling out the letter and reading it aloud.
Katherine: "Dearest Lilo,
As you may have seen I am not there tonight. Truth is I am too busy to endure such child activities. I did think about helping you tonight but then I realized I had better things to do, like wash my hair. Really I'm more disappointed in you than anything, whilst I was with you not once did you address me as Lord Treachery.
You asked for this, whore.
Eat shit, Logan"
For several moments Katherine just stared blankly at the letter, it eventually slipping out of her hands and falling onto the floor. Hank Brown took a few steps back knowing exactly what was going to happen next, the man who had delivered the letter though wasn't as smart.
Katherine: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!
Anger boiling inside of her Katherine lashed out and grabbed the man who had delivered the letter around his throat digging her nails into his flesh. He flailed his arms around as extreme amounts of pain hit his body, Katherine just taking her frustrations out on him.
Katherine: You want to laugh at me?! You want to fucking laugh at me?!?! Well who's laughing now!!!
Hank Brown and a few other crew members rushed in to try and pull Katherine away from the defenseless man.
Hank Brown: Let go of him Katherine. It isn't his fault that Logans a...
Katherine: Logans a what Hank?! LOGANS A WHAT?!?! A boudle?! A trashcan?! An unreliable, untrustworthy, waste of space, piece of trash GARBAGE CAN FACE!!! Is that what you were going to say?!
Hank paused for a moment as Katherine finally applied less pressure on the now unconscious man's neck.
Hank Brown: Ummmmmm sure, if that will make you drop him.
Katherine looked between Hank Brown and the man she had in her hands and finally nodded her head, letting go of the man and stepping over next to Hank Brown.
Katherine: You want to hear a joke, Hanky?
Hank Brown: Errrrrr, sure?
Katherine: Alright. Why did Logan cross the road?
Hank Brown blinked at Katherine as she stood there with a crazed smile on her face.
Hank Brown: I'm--- I'm not sure. Why did Logan cross the road?
Katherine: He didn't! He chickened out at the last minute, tucked his adorable little tail between his legs and fucked off!!!
Hank Brown: Oh my...
Katherine burst out laughing as Hank stood there clearly not even getting the joke.
Katherine: Come here Hank, give me that microphone... pull the cameras in real close, cos I've got something to say and I'm only going to say it once so you better listen carefully.
Hank does as he is told and the cameras zoom into her face, Katherine looking super serious.
Katherine: Logan! I don't know where you are, I don't even care where you are to be honest... you could be lying dead in a fucking ditch for all I care. But if you aren't dead and you're going to disappoint the world with your ongoing existence then listen to me real carefully, babygurl. I know you're watching this. I'm challenging you to a match... NO! I'm challenging you to a brawl... NO!!! I'm telling you, girl pants... I want to and I am going to kick your ass. I am going to beat the living shit out of you until you're so badly beaten down that you do the world a favor and just fuck off once and for all. You want to constantly mess with me?! Play with my emotions?! My feelings?! Make me crazy?! Make me want to pull my fucking hair out cos you're getting into my head and pissing me the hell off?! Nah ah! NAH FUCKING AH!!! No more, darling. No fucking more. Come here Logan, come find me... take a shot, hit me with a chair, shoot me with a gun... WHATEVER. Cos if I or when I see you I am going to maul the shit out of you. I am going to make you wish you weren't even fucking born. I am going to make you the joke of this whole federation. I will destroy you, your legacy and everything you stand for. You have just gone way too fucking far with the wrong bear... And now you're going to get the claws! Bring it the fuck on babygurl, show your face, accept my challenge and for once in your pathetic fucking life be a man not a cowardly little mouse. Cos it's fucking on and we're going to rumble!
Hank Brown: Katherine Phoenix just challenged Logan to a fight? I can't believe this...
Katherine: You better believe it, Hanky baby cos I mean it... And the second I see his adorable little face around here im going to shove my boot down his throat quicker and harder than his whore of a mother deep throats a hotdog!
Katherine goes to walk off but Hank Brown quickly stops her with another question.
Hank Brown: So I guess this means that you aren't at all bothered by your up coming match?
Katherine: My match? You mean the one against... who am I facing again?
Hank Brown: Adam Young and Raymond Hatcher, Katherine.
Katherine: Haha sorry they're just so damn forgettable and worthless... and pathetic... and just... urghhhhh. So let me ask you Hank, do you think in your small little head that I am at all bothered about Adam Young or his cute little boyfriend?
Hank Brown: Ummmmm, no?
Katherine: DING DING DING! We have a winner! Of course I don't give a damn about Adam Young or whoever the hell Raymond Hatcher is. I get it though, I really do. I bet those adorable little worthless men heard about Logan bailing and found it pretty damn funny, REAL damn funny. I bet they thought "wait, Katherine is all alone in this match? Hahaha she's soooooo going to get her ass kicked! One little girl can't face off against the awesome combined powers of... Whatever our team is called. Retarded Rednecks? Do you like that name? Yeah we'll go with that! Katherine doesn't stand a chance against the Retarded Rednecks! RIP Katherine, you poor weak little girl". Hahahahaha!
Katherine continued to laugh as Hank just watched her.
Katherine: It's funny, Hanky. Laugh!
Hank Brown let out a very fake sounding laugh as Katherine continued.
Katherine: Here's the thing Adam, Ray Ray... people are looking at this match and they're thinking that I am the one at the disadvantage here. They think that there's no chance in hell that I can come out victorious in a match in which I am out numbered from the very beginning. But see guys here's the thing, sure I guess technically I am out numbered... there are two of you and one of me... I can count! But one thing I am definitely am not and will not ever be is out matched. I am the greatest female fighter in WCF history and I am already pissed off! I have nothing to lose... literally nothing. You? You're the worst wrestlers in WCF history, you are and you will always be a joke... nothing but a joke. You're cocky, too damn cocky and you're already underestimating me before the damn match has even begun. I have seen it a million and one different times, guys. You will become too cocky for your own good, you will underestimate me and you will get your ass kicked before the damn match has even begun! Fucking try me guys, try me! Come down to the ring and press my fucking buttons. I will maul the shit out of both of you guys! You will get the fucking claws and you will BOTH be nothing but piles of blood and flesh at my feet when the match is all said and done. So continue thinking I'm a weak little defenceless woman and I will do what I do best and cause you nothing but fucking pain and agony! Good fucking luck in your match tonight guys, you're going to need it!
Katherine practically snarls at the camera before walking off to prepare for her upcoming match. She yells one more time before entering her locker room.
Katherine: Show your face Logan! I'll be waiting for you babygurl!
Voice: Hey! Hey Miss Phoenix, Katherine...
Katherine tried her best to ignore the person calling her but eventually stopped when she noticed a microphone appear under in front of her face. She finally looked up to find that none other than Hank Brown was standing there with the same old stupid grin on his face. Katherine immediately felt a strong urge to just lash out and punch him square in his stupid face but she had to admit, it was good to finally see someone back here she recognised.
Katherine: HANK BROWN!!! Oh my gawddddd it is soooooooo good to see you! How've you been? How's the family? Good Christmas? Oh my god!
Katherine grabbed him in a massive hug and didn't let go for several minutes. When she finally dropped the now terrified looking man he tried his best to compose himself as Katherine continued excitedly bouncing up and down in front of him.
Katherine: So you want to interview me, right? You want some inside info? Some of my thoughts on my upcoming return match? You want to pick my brain? Ask me out for dinner? What what what?
Hank Brown brushed down his purple velvet jacket as Katherine grinned happily in his face.
Hank Brown: Uh hmmmm, yes... I mean it is good to see you too Katherine.
Katherine: Yayyyyyy! High five!
Katherine practically forced Hank Brown to give her a high five as he tried his best to remain looking professional.
Hank Brown: Right, errrrr, ummmm...
Katherine: It's okay Hanky, take your time I've got all day. Well actually I don't... I have to go play wrestlers with Adam Young and some other guy I've never heard of before...
Hank Brown: Raymond Hatcher?
Katherine nodded her head excitedly.
Katherine: Yes! Him! I still have no idea who he is though... should I know who he is? I bet I shouldn't. I bet he's really stupid and walks around thinking he's better than everyone but REALLYYYYY he doesn't even know what A plus B is OR even how to tie his shoes! Hahahaha!
Katherine laughed nervously hoping that it wasn't super obvious that she didn't know that stuff either.
Hank Brown: Right, right. Well originally tonight Logan was supposed to have been your tag team partner, but it would seem that he won't attending this match now... so it has now become a handicap match of yourself Vs The Outlaw Gentlemen, Adam Young and Raymond Hatcher. Do you have any thoughts or feelings on Logan not being here tonight? I'd have to imagine that has concerned you just a little bit.
Katherine gives Hank Brown a sweet smile as she shook her head at him.
Katherine: Hanky, Hanky, Hanky... Listen, if I know Logan... AND I THINK I DO IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN...
Another innocent smile.
Katherine: ...this wholeeeeee "oh I'm not going to be there tonight Lilo", "good luck fighting them by yourself tonight Lilo" thing is just a massive game of his just trying to wind me up JUST LIKE HE ALWAYS USED TO DO and then when I'm all down and nervous his music will play and he'll come out with a massive grin on his stupid face and he'll be all like "HA you didn't actually think I'd ditch you out here did you, girl pants?" and then we'll both laugh about it, play fight with Adam "I'm a silly redneck" Young and then have fun after the match like only we could...
She couldn't lie she actually was pretty worried about tonight and was actually praying that she was right about what she just said, that Logan WOULD be there, that Logan WOULD save the day and that they would all live happily ever after... Hank Brown on the other hand didn't look at all convinced, he just stood there with a concerned look on his face as he could see Katherine was actually pretty nervous about tonight.
Hank Brown: Listen Lilith, Katherine... You're a nice girl when you want to be and I don't want to see you get your hopes up only to then get yourself hurt, I have to let you know, I don't think Logans going to be there tonight.
Katherines smile disappeared as nerves began to fill up inside of her.
Katherine: He will so be here!
Hank just shook his head at the now extremely worried looking brunette.
Hank Brown: No, he won't.
Katherine: Yes he will!
Hank Brown: Katherine...
Hank tried to place his hand on her shoulder to console the girl but she immediately moved out of the way not letting him touch her.
Katherine: No! You don't know! What are you? His father?! You don't know where Logan is... No body knows where Logan is! I haven't known where Logi Bear has been for about seven months now...
Before Katherine could continue getting worked up and yelling at Hank Brown, a strange looking man in a long trench coat approached her from behind almost making her jump out of her skin. The man looked to be in about his forties and looked extremely out of place compared to the backstage crew around him.
Strange Man: Miss Phoenix?
Both Katherine and Hank Brown looked at the man confused.
Katherine: Huh?
Strange Man: Is your name Katherine Phoenix?
Katherine at this point just raised an eyebrow at the man not really knowing what to expect.
Katherine: Yeah...
The man at this point stepped even closer to Katherine making her feel a bit uncomfortable.
Strange Man: I've got something for you... a letter.
Katherine: A letter? I--I don't get it...
Strange Man: I was given explicit instruction to come to this arena, at this exact time, in this exact part of the corridor and give this letter to a girl matching your description.
Katherine looked extremely thrown back now, she stared at the man as he pulled out an old looking brown envelope and handed it to her. She immediately took it off of him and tore it open, pulling out the letter and reading it aloud.
Katherine: "Dearest Lilo,
As you may have seen I am not there tonight. Truth is I am too busy to endure such child activities. I did think about helping you tonight but then I realized I had better things to do, like wash my hair. Really I'm more disappointed in you than anything, whilst I was with you not once did you address me as Lord Treachery.
You asked for this, whore.
Eat shit, Logan"
For several moments Katherine just stared blankly at the letter, it eventually slipping out of her hands and falling onto the floor. Hank Brown took a few steps back knowing exactly what was going to happen next, the man who had delivered the letter though wasn't as smart.
Katherine: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!
Anger boiling inside of her Katherine lashed out and grabbed the man who had delivered the letter around his throat digging her nails into his flesh. He flailed his arms around as extreme amounts of pain hit his body, Katherine just taking her frustrations out on him.
Katherine: You want to laugh at me?! You want to fucking laugh at me?!?! Well who's laughing now!!!
Hank Brown and a few other crew members rushed in to try and pull Katherine away from the defenseless man.
Hank Brown: Let go of him Katherine. It isn't his fault that Logans a...
Katherine: Logans a what Hank?! LOGANS A WHAT?!?! A boudle?! A trashcan?! An unreliable, untrustworthy, waste of space, piece of trash GARBAGE CAN FACE!!! Is that what you were going to say?!
Hank paused for a moment as Katherine finally applied less pressure on the now unconscious man's neck.
Hank Brown: Ummmmmm sure, if that will make you drop him.
Katherine looked between Hank Brown and the man she had in her hands and finally nodded her head, letting go of the man and stepping over next to Hank Brown.
Katherine: You want to hear a joke, Hanky?
Hank Brown: Errrrrr, sure?
Katherine: Alright. Why did Logan cross the road?
Hank Brown blinked at Katherine as she stood there with a crazed smile on her face.
Hank Brown: I'm--- I'm not sure. Why did Logan cross the road?
Katherine: He didn't! He chickened out at the last minute, tucked his adorable little tail between his legs and fucked off!!!
Hank Brown: Oh my...
Katherine burst out laughing as Hank stood there clearly not even getting the joke.
Katherine: Come here Hank, give me that microphone... pull the cameras in real close, cos I've got something to say and I'm only going to say it once so you better listen carefully.
Hank does as he is told and the cameras zoom into her face, Katherine looking super serious.
Katherine: Logan! I don't know where you are, I don't even care where you are to be honest... you could be lying dead in a fucking ditch for all I care. But if you aren't dead and you're going to disappoint the world with your ongoing existence then listen to me real carefully, babygurl. I know you're watching this. I'm challenging you to a match... NO! I'm challenging you to a brawl... NO!!! I'm telling you, girl pants... I want to and I am going to kick your ass. I am going to beat the living shit out of you until you're so badly beaten down that you do the world a favor and just fuck off once and for all. You want to constantly mess with me?! Play with my emotions?! My feelings?! Make me crazy?! Make me want to pull my fucking hair out cos you're getting into my head and pissing me the hell off?! Nah ah! NAH FUCKING AH!!! No more, darling. No fucking more. Come here Logan, come find me... take a shot, hit me with a chair, shoot me with a gun... WHATEVER. Cos if I or when I see you I am going to maul the shit out of you. I am going to make you wish you weren't even fucking born. I am going to make you the joke of this whole federation. I will destroy you, your legacy and everything you stand for. You have just gone way too fucking far with the wrong bear... And now you're going to get the claws! Bring it the fuck on babygurl, show your face, accept my challenge and for once in your pathetic fucking life be a man not a cowardly little mouse. Cos it's fucking on and we're going to rumble!
Hank Brown: Katherine Phoenix just challenged Logan to a fight? I can't believe this...
Katherine: You better believe it, Hanky baby cos I mean it... And the second I see his adorable little face around here im going to shove my boot down his throat quicker and harder than his whore of a mother deep throats a hotdog!
Katherine goes to walk off but Hank Brown quickly stops her with another question.
Hank Brown: So I guess this means that you aren't at all bothered by your up coming match?
Katherine: My match? You mean the one against... who am I facing again?
Hank Brown: Adam Young and Raymond Hatcher, Katherine.
Katherine: Haha sorry they're just so damn forgettable and worthless... and pathetic... and just... urghhhhh. So let me ask you Hank, do you think in your small little head that I am at all bothered about Adam Young or his cute little boyfriend?
Hank Brown: Ummmmm, no?
Katherine: DING DING DING! We have a winner! Of course I don't give a damn about Adam Young or whoever the hell Raymond Hatcher is. I get it though, I really do. I bet those adorable little worthless men heard about Logan bailing and found it pretty damn funny, REAL damn funny. I bet they thought "wait, Katherine is all alone in this match? Hahaha she's soooooo going to get her ass kicked! One little girl can't face off against the awesome combined powers of... Whatever our team is called. Retarded Rednecks? Do you like that name? Yeah we'll go with that! Katherine doesn't stand a chance against the Retarded Rednecks! RIP Katherine, you poor weak little girl". Hahahahaha!
Katherine continued to laugh as Hank just watched her.
Katherine: It's funny, Hanky. Laugh!
Hank Brown let out a very fake sounding laugh as Katherine continued.
Katherine: Here's the thing Adam, Ray Ray... people are looking at this match and they're thinking that I am the one at the disadvantage here. They think that there's no chance in hell that I can come out victorious in a match in which I am out numbered from the very beginning. But see guys here's the thing, sure I guess technically I am out numbered... there are two of you and one of me... I can count! But one thing I am definitely am not and will not ever be is out matched. I am the greatest female fighter in WCF history and I am already pissed off! I have nothing to lose... literally nothing. You? You're the worst wrestlers in WCF history, you are and you will always be a joke... nothing but a joke. You're cocky, too damn cocky and you're already underestimating me before the damn match has even begun. I have seen it a million and one different times, guys. You will become too cocky for your own good, you will underestimate me and you will get your ass kicked before the damn match has even begun! Fucking try me guys, try me! Come down to the ring and press my fucking buttons. I will maul the shit out of both of you guys! You will get the fucking claws and you will BOTH be nothing but piles of blood and flesh at my feet when the match is all said and done. So continue thinking I'm a weak little defenceless woman and I will do what I do best and cause you nothing but fucking pain and agony! Good fucking luck in your match tonight guys, you're going to need it!
Katherine practically snarls at the camera before walking off to prepare for her upcoming match. She yells one more time before entering her locker room.
Katherine: Show your face Logan! I'll be waiting for you babygurl!
