Post by reydereyes on Jan 3, 2016 0:04:23 GMT -5
Yes, I know it is a bit unexpected, but your superior, Rey de Reyes, is back. After being wiped off the face this filthy planet Earth, I went into a deep depression.
Derecho absurda? But, I am back, I couldn't stay away from you
fracasos for too long. I'm afraid I would become one, also absurda. But to acknowledge the
escoria I will be facing on Slam. La Gama Blanca, Brao Kite, and uh, uh, the rest of no-names. The are all very unfortunate, because, as you all must know, I am the greatest wrestler to ever step foot in that ring. They don't me Rey de Reyes for nothing. For me it's as simple as walk in, squash my opponent, and walk out. I've been superior since the fetus. No one can come close. When I come out there and show you the beast I been talking about,
de mierda promotion wont know what just bit them in the culata. You will see. You will honor Rey de Reyes, Your kids will look up to Rey de Reyes, Your family will bow to Rey de Reyes, Your coworkers will only say Rey de Reyes is the GOAT, Your world will BE Rey de Reyes.
If you thought I was finished you just like the... *counts on fingers* ...How ever many
sería I will go up against. If these guys even want a chance at beating me. There best bet is to have this one be a handicap, which still won't help because I don't lose. This whole entire time I been up here you've booed me, it's surprising you would boo your better. But I have somewhat bigger fish to fry. And this battle royal is only royal because of me, because let's face who are these unknown
pequeños chicos you pit me up against? With all due disrespect, these gente suck! I'm no doubt ready for the upper echelons, the big dogs, tough not bigger than me, the main event. I can't even hear myself think over the constant jeers. Shut Up! You know what, you don't deserve to be in my presence any longer.
Derecho absurda? But, I am back, I couldn't stay away from you
fracasos for too long. I'm afraid I would become one, also absurda. But to acknowledge the
escoria I will be facing on Slam. La Gama Blanca, Brao Kite, and uh, uh, the rest of no-names. The are all very unfortunate, because, as you all must know, I am the greatest wrestler to ever step foot in that ring. They don't me Rey de Reyes for nothing. For me it's as simple as walk in, squash my opponent, and walk out. I've been superior since the fetus. No one can come close. When I come out there and show you the beast I been talking about,
de mierda promotion wont know what just bit them in the culata. You will see. You will honor Rey de Reyes, Your kids will look up to Rey de Reyes, Your family will bow to Rey de Reyes, Your coworkers will only say Rey de Reyes is the GOAT, Your world will BE Rey de Reyes.
If you thought I was finished you just like the... *counts on fingers* ...How ever many
sería I will go up against. If these guys even want a chance at beating me. There best bet is to have this one be a handicap, which still won't help because I don't lose. This whole entire time I been up here you've booed me, it's surprising you would boo your better. But I have somewhat bigger fish to fry. And this battle royal is only royal because of me, because let's face who are these unknown
pequeños chicos you pit me up against? With all due disrespect, these gente suck! I'm no doubt ready for the upper echelons, the big dogs, tough not bigger than me, the main event. I can't even hear myself think over the constant jeers. Shut Up! You know what, you don't deserve to be in my presence any longer.