Post by "The Wolf" Conrad Howell on Oct 13, 2006 19:23:04 GMT -5
(Hey look...it is the Sick Individuals, and they are NOT in the Slaughtered Lamb for the first time in AGES. They are actually in a Toys R Us, looking through the board game section, but not having much luck. Chad is pulling games off of the shelf to look at them as he walks down the aisle. When it does not suit him for whatever reason, he just drops it on the floor.)
Monopoly?
Own it.
Clue?
Got that one too.
Risk?
Own that version and the Lord of the Rings version.
(All 3 of those games have now been added to the pile of games that follow the Sick Individuals. As Chad is looking over a box for Axis and Allies, Conrad has now noticed that they are being watched...)
Well hello to all of our Sickos out there in WCF land, Chad and I are out shopping for some new games to play when we are not in the ring, because sadly, this place is giving us little to do, and we are bored. You see, Biggs is trying to ignore us, the team we beat hasn't been heard from, and the team we are fighting this week must not know they have a match or something. So you see, we could come out here and keep up with the same story over and over again, talking about how we are the uncrowned Tag Team Champions of the World...
Which we are...
And we can talk about how Biggs is going to die soon from his massive head wounds, if not for the love of his house boy...
Or we could talk about how we have never been pinned or submitted as a tag team...
Or how our next opponents are going to lose just as badly as our LAST opponents...
Or how we caught Seth looking up your kilt.
(Conrad's starts his next sentence, but then quickly stops, looking over at Chad, who went right back to reading the box for Axis and Allies.)
WHAT?!
What? He was. Trying to sneak a peek at your Shanon bait. Good thing there isn't much to see...
DUDE!
What?
That is just DISTURBING. Anyways, We aren't going to just repeat ourselves in hopes that someone is going to notice. We figure it is time to MAKE someone notice, and we can tell you, you SURELY do not want that to happen. But, since everyone wants to ignore us...it is what we shall have to do.
(The sound of another box hitting the floor. Conrad looks over to see Chad looking at another game, this one is AtmosFear.)
Dude, this one ROCKS, the game TALKS to you...unlike the people here in the WCF...
We are getting bored, people, and you will NOT like us if we have to entertain ourselves...I PROMISE.
(Chad puts the game under his arm as the Sick Individuals make there way up to the front to make a purchase as we fade to black...)
Monopoly?
Own it.
Clue?
Got that one too.
Risk?
Own that version and the Lord of the Rings version.
(All 3 of those games have now been added to the pile of games that follow the Sick Individuals. As Chad is looking over a box for Axis and Allies, Conrad has now noticed that they are being watched...)
Well hello to all of our Sickos out there in WCF land, Chad and I are out shopping for some new games to play when we are not in the ring, because sadly, this place is giving us little to do, and we are bored. You see, Biggs is trying to ignore us, the team we beat hasn't been heard from, and the team we are fighting this week must not know they have a match or something. So you see, we could come out here and keep up with the same story over and over again, talking about how we are the uncrowned Tag Team Champions of the World...
Which we are...
And we can talk about how Biggs is going to die soon from his massive head wounds, if not for the love of his house boy...
Or we could talk about how we have never been pinned or submitted as a tag team...
Or how our next opponents are going to lose just as badly as our LAST opponents...
Or how we caught Seth looking up your kilt.
(Conrad's starts his next sentence, but then quickly stops, looking over at Chad, who went right back to reading the box for Axis and Allies.)
WHAT?!
What? He was. Trying to sneak a peek at your Shanon bait. Good thing there isn't much to see...
DUDE!
What?
That is just DISTURBING. Anyways, We aren't going to just repeat ourselves in hopes that someone is going to notice. We figure it is time to MAKE someone notice, and we can tell you, you SURELY do not want that to happen. But, since everyone wants to ignore us...it is what we shall have to do.
(The sound of another box hitting the floor. Conrad looks over to see Chad looking at another game, this one is AtmosFear.)
Dude, this one ROCKS, the game TALKS to you...unlike the people here in the WCF...
We are getting bored, people, and you will NOT like us if we have to entertain ourselves...I PROMISE.
(Chad puts the game under his arm as the Sick Individuals make there way up to the front to make a purchase as we fade to black...)
