Post by Biohazard on Dec 27, 2015 16:42:20 GMT -5
it is december 25 2015 and biohazard is at home with windy wendy
wendy: ugh biohazard why couldnt we visit my mom for christmas and i wanted to see my kids
biohazard: lies lies lies all lies you just wanted to visit that no good tyler walker
wendy: no biohazard you dont understand me
biohazard: what i understand is that jesus is a liar and a joke and he doesnt exist and i hate this holiday and we shouldnt celebrate it for a fraud
biohazard goes outside and sees santa claus
biohazard: maybe i was wrong
santa claus is just a bum that is pissing on the side of biohazards house. biohazard spits out ooze and splashes him on his dick and santa's dick melts off and he runs away
biohazard: thats what ill do to the dick of anyone who tries to touch you wendy windy
wendy: what about your own dick
biohazard is a man of his word and spits ooze onto his dick but his dick uses the ooze to gain size and grow even bigger
wendy: oh baby
they fuck right then and there. afterwards biohazard goes to the wcf promo studio
biohazard: look fuckers this is one coming up and me and tyler walker always steal the show but this time hes trying to steal my girl. id never do that to him. so the only thing that will be stolen is the show. like i said. by me. and im going to steal tyler walker's innocence and virginity too and ill take whatever i want from him. tyler walker may have been my friend in the past but biohazard lives in the future. not the past not the present the future. so biohazard is going to win. also fuck jesus christ
biohazard leaps out of the room and runs away like a cat
wendy: ugh biohazard why couldnt we visit my mom for christmas and i wanted to see my kids
biohazard: lies lies lies all lies you just wanted to visit that no good tyler walker
wendy: no biohazard you dont understand me
biohazard: what i understand is that jesus is a liar and a joke and he doesnt exist and i hate this holiday and we shouldnt celebrate it for a fraud
biohazard goes outside and sees santa claus
biohazard: maybe i was wrong
santa claus is just a bum that is pissing on the side of biohazards house. biohazard spits out ooze and splashes him on his dick and santa's dick melts off and he runs away
biohazard: thats what ill do to the dick of anyone who tries to touch you wendy windy
wendy: what about your own dick
biohazard is a man of his word and spits ooze onto his dick but his dick uses the ooze to gain size and grow even bigger
wendy: oh baby
they fuck right then and there. afterwards biohazard goes to the wcf promo studio
biohazard: look fuckers this is one coming up and me and tyler walker always steal the show but this time hes trying to steal my girl. id never do that to him. so the only thing that will be stolen is the show. like i said. by me. and im going to steal tyler walker's innocence and virginity too and ill take whatever i want from him. tyler walker may have been my friend in the past but biohazard lives in the future. not the past not the present the future. so biohazard is going to win. also fuck jesus christ
biohazard leaps out of the room and runs away like a cat
