Post by Zombie DankMorris on Dec 25, 2015 23:16:57 GMT -5
RP 5
WCF ONE
Hardcore Championship
Bobby Cairo
v
Zombie McMorris ( C )
Duel of Dem Wordsmiths V LOL
_______________________
Chapter I: Duel of Dem Wordsmiths V LOL
AH, YES… CAIRO. THERE YOU ARE. LIKE A FRUMPY PETER PAN PLAYED BY JARED THE SUBWAY GUY ( RAYMOND HATCHERS SENPAI). YO SON, YOU GONE HAVE A LITTLE BLACK CHILDPLAY DOUGH YOUR FACE.
YOU DONE LOST YA SMILE? TAKIN TOO MANY FUCKIN SOMAS ? YOU GONE COME BACK UP IN HERE AND PICK UP WHERE YOU LEFT OFF?
DUDE GOT YA PRIDE.
ICE GOT YOUR SOUL.
WADE GOT PRIDE.
OL’ ZMAC GOT YOUR HEART.
YOU’RE BLACK, SHRIVLED JEW HEART.
YOU AIN’T EVEN GOT PROMOS ANYMORE. YOU JUST MAKE UP MORE WORDS THAN A DSYLEXIC SHAKESSPEAR WITH PARKISONS AND DOW SYNDRIOME. FUCK, YOU SCRIBBLE SHIT ON A PAGE, SNEEZE AND CALL THAT MOTHER FUCKER A LYRIC.
YOU AIN’T JAMES BROWN, MOTHER FUCKER.
YOU AIN’T IN THICKMERICA NO MO’. YOU FORFITTED THAT SHIT 6 MONTHS AGO. THIS IS ZMERICA. EXTREME-MERICA. DAT HAWT AMERICAN DARKNESS.
TAKE YOUR THICK GAME AND GO HOME. YOUR BOTTOM POON B WAITIN ON YOU.
OR ARE YOU BACK WITH THAT THICK BRO OF YOURS AND TEAM THICKNES GETS ANOTHER TAG TEAM OTY NOD?
SO WHATS THIS? REALLY? LIKE ON THE DL. WHISPER THEM SWEET NOTHINS INTO MY EAR, SON. WHISPER THEM SOFTLY. IT GETS ME HAAHHDD.
THAT WAS A JOKE, HATCHER, YOU SICK FUCK!
YOU’RE MAD CUZ AINT NO ONE EVER COULD CUM UP ON YOU AND CUM ON YOU WITH A BOOT PARTY LIKE I DID.
NO ONE.
AND YOU LOVED IT.
LIKE ALL THEM BITCHES THAT SAY THEY LIKE IT ROUGH AND LIKE BEING CHOKED BUT SUDDENLY DON’T LIKE WHEN I DO IT CUZ ITS ‘TOO ROUGH.’
CAPS LOCK!
WHAT CHU GONE DO MOWTHATH FUCKER WHEN ZOMBIE MCMORRIS RUNS WILD ON YOU?
NIG GONE R-CARIO HIM SELF OFF A FUCKING BRIDGE WITH HIS OWN COCK WRAPPED AROUND HIS NECK
OFF A FUCKIN CLIFF
A CLIFF NAMED ONE
LOL
DEUCES BITCH!
WCF ONE
Hardcore Championship
Bobby Cairo
v
Zombie McMorris ( C )
Duel of Dem Wordsmiths V LOL
_______________________
Chapter I: Duel of Dem Wordsmiths V LOL
AH, YES… CAIRO. THERE YOU ARE. LIKE A FRUMPY PETER PAN PLAYED BY JARED THE SUBWAY GUY ( RAYMOND HATCHERS SENPAI). YO SON, YOU GONE HAVE A LITTLE BLACK CHILDPLAY DOUGH YOUR FACE.
YOU DONE LOST YA SMILE? TAKIN TOO MANY FUCKIN SOMAS ? YOU GONE COME BACK UP IN HERE AND PICK UP WHERE YOU LEFT OFF?
DUDE GOT YA PRIDE.
ICE GOT YOUR SOUL.
WADE GOT PRIDE.
OL’ ZMAC GOT YOUR HEART.
YOU’RE BLACK, SHRIVLED JEW HEART.
YOU AIN’T EVEN GOT PROMOS ANYMORE. YOU JUST MAKE UP MORE WORDS THAN A DSYLEXIC SHAKESSPEAR WITH PARKISONS AND DOW SYNDRIOME. FUCK, YOU SCRIBBLE SHIT ON A PAGE, SNEEZE AND CALL THAT MOTHER FUCKER A LYRIC.
YOU AIN’T JAMES BROWN, MOTHER FUCKER.
YOU AIN’T IN THICKMERICA NO MO’. YOU FORFITTED THAT SHIT 6 MONTHS AGO. THIS IS ZMERICA. EXTREME-MERICA. DAT HAWT AMERICAN DARKNESS.
TAKE YOUR THICK GAME AND GO HOME. YOUR BOTTOM POON B WAITIN ON YOU.
OR ARE YOU BACK WITH THAT THICK BRO OF YOURS AND TEAM THICKNES GETS ANOTHER TAG TEAM OTY NOD?
SO WHATS THIS? REALLY? LIKE ON THE DL. WHISPER THEM SWEET NOTHINS INTO MY EAR, SON. WHISPER THEM SOFTLY. IT GETS ME HAAHHDD.
THAT WAS A JOKE, HATCHER, YOU SICK FUCK!
YOU’RE MAD CUZ AINT NO ONE EVER COULD CUM UP ON YOU AND CUM ON YOU WITH A BOOT PARTY LIKE I DID.
NO ONE.
AND YOU LOVED IT.
LIKE ALL THEM BITCHES THAT SAY THEY LIKE IT ROUGH AND LIKE BEING CHOKED BUT SUDDENLY DON’T LIKE WHEN I DO IT CUZ ITS ‘TOO ROUGH.’
CAPS LOCK!
WHAT CHU GONE DO MOWTHATH FUCKER WHEN ZOMBIE MCMORRIS RUNS WILD ON YOU?
NIG GONE R-CARIO HIM SELF OFF A FUCKING BRIDGE WITH HIS OWN COCK WRAPPED AROUND HIS NECK
OFF A FUCKIN CLIFF
A CLIFF NAMED ONE
LOL
DEUCES BITCH!
