Post by Zombie DankMorris on Dec 24, 2015 0:23:35 GMT -5
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< RP - 3 >
V
WCF -ONE
Hardcore Title
Bobby Cairo
v
Zombie McMorris ( C )
Duel of Dem Wordsmiths III LOL
[ +++++++ ]
___________________
Chapter I: DUEL OF DEM WORDSMITHS ( CAPS LOCK )
As I write this, it is midnight, EST. The only time. Its officially Christmas eve and to keep in such themes, this will be filled to da motha fuckin brim with red and green squiggles. Font: Comic Sans MS, size 14. Innuendos. HA!
Anywayz, Cairo…. Whats up? I know you’re a Jew but your 8 days of Jewish selfloathing are over. Now its time to give praise to your savious, your messiah…
Zombie Fuckin McMorris!
You thought I was going to say Jam Willis #OfDaBruce.
Its that fuckin time of the year. We rollin into ONE- well, I am. Don’t know what the fuck you B doin. Maybe you tryin to pick out an ugly Christmas sweater for your casket. Need to look your Christmas best in order to get Christ-Wrecked by count and country alike and son, I’m both.
God
And
Mother fuckin country.
You just be held up in your little world of worlds where Bubby Cairo meant sumthin more than just a dirt farm and a cheap pop.
Damn Jew that saved ONE. An-Nah, no way. Theres only one Jew that saved that world and his name rhymes with Buddy Roman.
spoilers: ITS BUDDY FUCKIN ROMAN.
Hey, DUNE!!!!!
HI!
Its like I brought 2 N’ 2 back together again.
Except, a certain 1 doesn’t want to show up for ONE. Or maybe you wana show up on Christmas, dub it THICKmas- or some queer azz shit and save the world from the McGuffin or save the mcguffin from the mcguffin.
Yet where are you? Does that take 2 weeks? I wanted to go hit smash for hit smash but since BUBBY aint capable of such things, its just ZMAC, Z-WRECKIN shit from 70 million light years away because I’m 70 million light years above you. Away from you.
theres you. Out there… somewhere… in a place I have yet to determine because all this Danish booze is fuckin with my sensibility.
But ONE. WHats goin on? I brought you in to save the match that Alex Richards done fucked up.
AND YOU MOTHER FUCKERS BETTER NOT VOTE FOR HIM AT THE COMPANY CHRISTMAS PARTY!
ZMAC DA BESS
IDK, Bubby. Shootin on yous kinda fuckin pointless, I am. I’m the IT Champ, the HORROR Kore Champ and I’m goin to be after ONE. I’m going to be AFTER VALENTINES DAY, LABORD DAY, 4th OF JEW-LIES, 4th of Mikey Extremes Birthday- founder of this great Extreme nation.
You still got a nation, BUBBY? Or did Rog run it into the ground with a piledriver from so many Albanian trannys?
Just as I thought mother fucker.
Exactly, you couldn’t even rescue your precious PoonGitmo from Roger, the Albanian tranny lover. Now instead, he has to make a livin farming dirt in Colorado because we both know that pot aint shit and that kush you be pushin aint worth the dirt its grown in.
Go back to Poongitmo. Get your shit right and then come back and see me about this HORROR KORE belt.
DEUCES BITCH!
< RP - 3 >
V
WCF -ONE
Hardcore Title
Bobby Cairo
v
Zombie McMorris ( C )
Duel of Dem Wordsmiths III LOL
[ +++++++ ]
___________________
Chapter I: DUEL OF DEM WORDSMITHS ( CAPS LOCK )
As I write this, it is midnight, EST. The only time. Its officially Christmas eve and to keep in such themes, this will be filled to da motha fuckin brim with red and green squiggles. Font: Comic Sans MS, size 14. Innuendos. HA!
Anywayz, Cairo…. Whats up? I know you’re a Jew but your 8 days of Jewish selfloathing are over. Now its time to give praise to your savious, your messiah…
Zombie Fuckin McMorris!
You thought I was going to say Jam Willis #OfDaBruce.
Its that fuckin time of the year. We rollin into ONE- well, I am. Don’t know what the fuck you B doin. Maybe you tryin to pick out an ugly Christmas sweater for your casket. Need to look your Christmas best in order to get Christ-Wrecked by count and country alike and son, I’m both.
God
And
Mother fuckin country.
You just be held up in your little world of worlds where Bubby Cairo meant sumthin more than just a dirt farm and a cheap pop.
Damn Jew that saved ONE. An-Nah, no way. Theres only one Jew that saved that world and his name rhymes with Buddy Roman.
spoilers: ITS BUDDY FUCKIN ROMAN.
Hey, DUNE!!!!!
HI!
Its like I brought 2 N’ 2 back together again.
Except, a certain 1 doesn’t want to show up for ONE. Or maybe you wana show up on Christmas, dub it THICKmas- or some queer azz shit and save the world from the McGuffin or save the mcguffin from the mcguffin.
Yet where are you? Does that take 2 weeks? I wanted to go hit smash for hit smash but since BUBBY aint capable of such things, its just ZMAC, Z-WRECKIN shit from 70 million light years away because I’m 70 million light years above you. Away from you.
theres you. Out there… somewhere… in a place I have yet to determine because all this Danish booze is fuckin with my sensibility.
But ONE. WHats goin on? I brought you in to save the match that Alex Richards done fucked up.
AND YOU MOTHER FUCKERS BETTER NOT VOTE FOR HIM AT THE COMPANY CHRISTMAS PARTY!
ZMAC DA BESS
IDK, Bubby. Shootin on yous kinda fuckin pointless, I am. I’m the IT Champ, the HORROR Kore Champ and I’m goin to be after ONE. I’m going to be AFTER VALENTINES DAY, LABORD DAY, 4th OF JEW-LIES, 4th of Mikey Extremes Birthday- founder of this great Extreme nation.
You still got a nation, BUBBY? Or did Rog run it into the ground with a piledriver from so many Albanian trannys?
Just as I thought mother fucker.
Exactly, you couldn’t even rescue your precious PoonGitmo from Roger, the Albanian tranny lover. Now instead, he has to make a livin farming dirt in Colorado because we both know that pot aint shit and that kush you be pushin aint worth the dirt its grown in.
Go back to Poongitmo. Get your shit right and then come back and see me about this HORROR KORE belt.
DEUCES BITCH!
