Post by Zombie DankMorris on Dec 22, 2015 2:04:41 GMT -5
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< RP 2 >
V
WCF – ONE
Hardcore Match
Robert Cairo
v
Zombie McMorris ( C )
Duel of Dem Wordsmiths II LOL
[+++++++++++++]
___________________________________
Chapter I: Duel of Dem Wordsmiths II LOL
So Bubby. Whats wrong? Is the world just aint the same with out the Riri poon suckling your Cod Piece? You gone mental now that Balfores Bottom poon, Adele of Toture fame done burned up them charts just like I’m about to burn up diz flash promo.
“ Z, why are you using comic sans?”
Because I’m an asshole.
“ Z, why hasn’t Cairo hit you back wid dat hawt fyah”
Because he cant.
Cairo I’m over here killin it East Coast time. 1:30 in the AM 12/22. Wreckin it, rough draft style. Dirty-Mcdirt style. What you be doin? Sleepin? Runnin from the ZMAC dat haunts ya dreams. The man that bound such Imperialistic nightmares 2 ya noggin for such instances as the present where you wax and reprehend yourself from night terrors – heaven, lord, o’ heaven forbid such things from happenin. Dis right here is just off the dome.
No gimmicks needed
no speel check nedded
LOL
don’t need it. Never did.
Aint that a bitch? Just imagine if ol Z cared… Imagine of he was rockin novella fo’ a hunnit up in diz bitch?
double champion? Triple-Dipple?
Nah son. Just as the world knows I ain’t losin no Internet Strap until I see fit to chase it again for a record ‘Booker T’ ( dats 5 times, 5 times, 5 times, 5 times, 5 times WZF Internet Champion ); the world also knows that Zombie Badger focus is better than, deep breath now; ellipsis #doubleellipsis
[ INSERT: NAME DROP ALL OF THE FED IN ITS ENTIRE EXISTANCE ]
“ But Z, da fawk you be smokin? You ain’t better than the fed.”
LOL- I say to thee. LOL. Ya’ll know that shit to be true. None ya’ll wish to admit it to the other. Like if ya’ll were in a room together, statistic show at least 5 of you done got the HIV yet none of you are willin to spill the beans.
But spill away you mother fuckers because right here- in diz flash promo is the very best mind, the very best shit talker and the most committed WZF talent.
Mista NO Days off.
Zombie Fuckin’ McMorris.
But wait, Bubby Cairo came back. Quick- ya’ll better get ya Burts Bees ready. Ya’ll got some THICK to suck. Maybe, just maybe Bubby, if they do a good enough job you’ll stay
LOL
we both fuckin know that they won’t. They too busy getting done on dat Dune dick or that Gemmi Battle Vagina. And only Beach Krew got love for our savior da Godnilla of Godnillas.
But we gone have our war, Wade-ums. We gone have that.
#oh #wait. We already have .
Ya know, Wade, and not to cut you off Cairo cuz I can see that you be hard at work at your wordsmith charade… but Wade, hold up a second…
ONLY in WZF, when ZMAC is stompin fools is the WORLD title a consolation prize.
Seth was all like:
“ Sorry, Wade. Sorry ZMAC done Ship Wreckt ya. Heres dat world title strap. Omega has to do die in an ice cave somewhere”
And ya know.. The world would throw a fit if I was both World and IT champ.
But one day- that shit just might happen. If’n I can ever be bothered to fix all them red and green squiggles.
Coke is a hell of drug, Cairo. Hell of a drug.
Cant wait to see your masterpiece. The lastest Magnum #opps #oh #wait.
Ya know, the one where you make up more words than I do, in a narrative that no one really gets in that block formation that’s a pain in the balls to read.
[ DUNE, IM TALKING ABOUT MANUSCRIPTS! ]
But no one has the heart to tell ya but they figure that you worked so damn hard and it just looks so pretty in your Jew gold color that dawmn…. That just has to be the greatest thing ever… ever…
right… right?
RIIIGHHT
Nah son, that just aint the case. You gone k-k-k-k-kum up here at Z all hard and mighty and getting ready to cast your THICK out and destroy the UN-destroyable.
You gone try and I’m going to laugh.
You have to try. You have to put up such a high quality of product everytime you show up in the Dub or else be found a fraud in your own skin and time.
Now aint that a mother fucker?
Imagine of you started killin dudes with half that, a quarter that, Bubby Cairo wakin up out of bed and killin fools with the piss that ricochets off the toilet seat.
When is DAT Bubby gonna walk up in the dub? When are you just going to be like … ME
Nevah?
Nah son. Nevah is just haven spelt backwards.
Whats up doe is ONE.
YOU, Bobby Cairo are here because of ME. Remember that. Its YOU fighting for MY gold. And you stand there and insult me with your try hard word smith bullshit.
Come over to the flash promo side of life. 2 dat Adam Young promo style.
2 dat @worldtour69’ hittin you with an axe wound in the middle of the ring and putting you back on that dirt farm you crawled out of like a Doug Murdock reunion.
fuckin shameful.
But then again, it wouldn’t be an Adam Young flash promo without a little copyright infringement.
Hey Bubby, you think Depeche Mode gives a shit about their music?
How about a little Violator, sounds very appropriate, no? After all- I showed up at your dirt farm and violated you.
Now I’m going to violate you at ONE.
And as I stand here in the void of this flash promo, like I’ve been waitin for a BUBBY Cairo promo as he waits for his own person Jam Willy Hey-Zeus
LOL
oh and BB-Dubs, if you be wonderin what took me like 45 mins to write and throw this up its cuz I spent more time turning the header into a christmas tree.. A FUCKIN CHRISTmas tree. A JAM WILLY FERN. I spent more fuckin time on that shit than I did waxin poetic on your punk azz, BUBBY. fuckin
#LOLPRIORITIES
Wheres yours, son?
DEUCES BITCH!!
V
WCF – ONE
Hardcore Match
Robert Cairo
v
Zombie McMorris ( C )
Duel of Dem Wordsmiths II LOL
[+++++++++++++]
___________________________________
Chapter I: Duel of Dem Wordsmiths II LOL
So Bubby. Whats wrong? Is the world just aint the same with out the Riri poon suckling your Cod Piece? You gone mental now that Balfores Bottom poon, Adele of Toture fame done burned up them charts just like I’m about to burn up diz flash promo.
“ Z, why are you using comic sans?”
Because I’m an asshole.
“ Z, why hasn’t Cairo hit you back wid dat hawt fyah”
Because he cant.
Cairo I’m over here killin it East Coast time. 1:30 in the AM 12/22. Wreckin it, rough draft style. Dirty-Mcdirt style. What you be doin? Sleepin? Runnin from the ZMAC dat haunts ya dreams. The man that bound such Imperialistic nightmares 2 ya noggin for such instances as the present where you wax and reprehend yourself from night terrors – heaven, lord, o’ heaven forbid such things from happenin. Dis right here is just off the dome.
No gimmicks needed
no speel check nedded
LOL
don’t need it. Never did.
Aint that a bitch? Just imagine if ol Z cared… Imagine of he was rockin novella fo’ a hunnit up in diz bitch?
double champion? Triple-Dipple?
Nah son. Just as the world knows I ain’t losin no Internet Strap until I see fit to chase it again for a record ‘Booker T’ ( dats 5 times, 5 times, 5 times, 5 times, 5 times WZF Internet Champion ); the world also knows that Zombie Badger focus is better than, deep breath now; ellipsis #doubleellipsis
[ INSERT: NAME DROP ALL OF THE FED IN ITS ENTIRE EXISTANCE ]
“ But Z, da fawk you be smokin? You ain’t better than the fed.”
LOL- I say to thee. LOL. Ya’ll know that shit to be true. None ya’ll wish to admit it to the other. Like if ya’ll were in a room together, statistic show at least 5 of you done got the HIV yet none of you are willin to spill the beans.
But spill away you mother fuckers because right here- in diz flash promo is the very best mind, the very best shit talker and the most committed WZF talent.
Mista NO Days off.
Zombie Fuckin’ McMorris.
But wait, Bubby Cairo came back. Quick- ya’ll better get ya Burts Bees ready. Ya’ll got some THICK to suck. Maybe, just maybe Bubby, if they do a good enough job you’ll stay
LOL
we both fuckin know that they won’t. They too busy getting done on dat Dune dick or that Gemmi Battle Vagina. And only Beach Krew got love for our savior da Godnilla of Godnillas.
But we gone have our war, Wade-ums. We gone have that.
#oh #wait. We already have .
Ya know, Wade, and not to cut you off Cairo cuz I can see that you be hard at work at your wordsmith charade… but Wade, hold up a second…
ONLY in WZF, when ZMAC is stompin fools is the WORLD title a consolation prize.
Seth was all like:
“ Sorry, Wade. Sorry ZMAC done Ship Wreckt ya. Heres dat world title strap. Omega has to do die in an ice cave somewhere”
And ya know.. The world would throw a fit if I was both World and IT champ.
But one day- that shit just might happen. If’n I can ever be bothered to fix all them red and green squiggles.
Coke is a hell of drug, Cairo. Hell of a drug.
Cant wait to see your masterpiece. The lastest Magnum #opps #oh #wait.
Ya know, the one where you make up more words than I do, in a narrative that no one really gets in that block formation that’s a pain in the balls to read.
[ DUNE, IM TALKING ABOUT MANUSCRIPTS! ]
But no one has the heart to tell ya but they figure that you worked so damn hard and it just looks so pretty in your Jew gold color that dawmn…. That just has to be the greatest thing ever… ever…
right… right?
RIIIGHHT
Nah son, that just aint the case. You gone k-k-k-k-kum up here at Z all hard and mighty and getting ready to cast your THICK out and destroy the UN-destroyable.
You gone try and I’m going to laugh.
You have to try. You have to put up such a high quality of product everytime you show up in the Dub or else be found a fraud in your own skin and time.
Now aint that a mother fucker?
Imagine of you started killin dudes with half that, a quarter that, Bubby Cairo wakin up out of bed and killin fools with the piss that ricochets off the toilet seat.
When is DAT Bubby gonna walk up in the dub? When are you just going to be like … ME
Nevah?
Nah son. Nevah is just haven spelt backwards.
Whats up doe is ONE.
YOU, Bobby Cairo are here because of ME. Remember that. Its YOU fighting for MY gold. And you stand there and insult me with your try hard word smith bullshit.
Come over to the flash promo side of life. 2 dat Adam Young promo style.
2 dat @worldtour69’ hittin you with an axe wound in the middle of the ring and putting you back on that dirt farm you crawled out of like a Doug Murdock reunion.
fuckin shameful.
But then again, it wouldn’t be an Adam Young flash promo without a little copyright infringement.
Hey Bubby, you think Depeche Mode gives a shit about their music?
How about a little Violator, sounds very appropriate, no? After all- I showed up at your dirt farm and violated you.
Now I’m going to violate you at ONE.
And as I stand here in the void of this flash promo, like I’ve been waitin for a BUBBY Cairo promo as he waits for his own person Jam Willy Hey-Zeus
LOL
oh and BB-Dubs, if you be wonderin what took me like 45 mins to write and throw this up its cuz I spent more time turning the header into a christmas tree.. A FUCKIN CHRISTmas tree. A JAM WILLY FERN. I spent more fuckin time on that shit than I did waxin poetic on your punk azz, BUBBY. fuckin
#LOLPRIORITIES
Wheres yours, son?
DEUCES BITCH!!
