Post by Chef Creampie on Dec 18, 2015 10:06:18 GMT -5
A long establishing shot comes through the doors of a beautifully furnished kitchen. Classical music plays gently in the background, giving this upscale setting a nice touch. The camera sweeps across a gorgeous granite countertop. It is packed full of delicious baked goods and treats. Cookies, cakes, and expertly presented candies adorn the finest kitchenware one can find. The camera cuts to an oven and starts to pull out, revealing the temperature to be four hundred degrees. As it zooms out, we find someone who never pulls out, Chef Creampie. He is drilling his sous chef from behind as she delivers another tray of cookies into the oven. The chef is enormous. His girth makes traversing a kitchen difficult, but comes in handy elsewhere. For some time he plugs his lovely assistant, occasionally snacking on a cupcake or bear claw. After a few moments of graphic penetration, Chef Creampie delivers a final thrust, depositing his own filling inside her. The force propels her into the oven, severely burning her. Her screams fill the kitchen, but Chef Creampie can’t be bothered with such trifling things. Sweat glistens on his pudgy cheeks and double chin, rolling down into the cake batter along with his other mystery ingredients. Looking rather satisfied, he dusts off his hands and finds the camera’s lens. He smiles and nods as the scene fades to black.
….Chef Creampie is coming…..
