Post by Adam Knite on Feb 25, 2007 7:51:47 GMT -5
{{Our scene opens today and you are taken to the far away, mystic land of AoV headquarters. The AoV (Boone, Knite, “Logan”, and Carter) are sitting around a round table. The camera comes closer as we see the AoV is playing a game of….. Clue? Ok, they’re playing Clue. Boone moves his piece and goes into the conservatory.}}
Boone: Colonel Mustard with the lead pipe in the kitchen…..
{{Adam extends his palm face up to Willy, who reaches and pulls out a things of baby powder which he powders Adam’s hand with. Adam calmly pulls his hand back and then swipes Boone across the face knocking him out of his chair!}}
Knite: You’re in the conservatory you white nigger!
Carter: hey…
Knite: shaddup Willy.
Boone: Jeez….
{{Boone gets up and sits back down in his chair, wipes some of the powder off his check and then looks at his cards.}}
Boone: Oh wait, I have all three of those……..
{{Adam extends his hand towards Carter again and history repeats itself. Boone picks himself up again and sits back down.}}
Willy: You dumb white boy, now we all know that!
Boone: Man I suck at this game, lets whip out the Monopoly set!
“Logan”: …
Willy: I agree with “Logan” Monopoly blows……
{{Adam and Boone look at Logan and Willy in shock….}}
Davey Boone: You smug son of a b*tch…
Adam Knite: Willy, sometimes I wish you would die…..
Logan: …
Boone: Yeah dude… that was a little harsh….
Willy: **a few tears start rolling down his face**
Boone: look man, you made him cry! God lord Adam, you should be more sensitive to people’s feelings.
Adam: **Rolls his eyes** I’m sorry Willy…
{{Adam stands up and begins walking over to and puts a hand on his shoulder. Willy takes his left arm and shoves his elbow into Adam’s groan, Adam slumps over and then gets DDTed into the floor!}}
Logan: …
Boone: YES!!! That’s awesome!
{{Willy is excited and so is Boone who is screaming like an excited little girl, Logan is as stoic as normal. Adam gets back up to his feet rubbing the top of his head…..}}
Adam: Willy….
Willy: Yeah?
Adam: That was freaking awesome! You’re going to rape that SOB’s face at the pay per view, looks like our training is paying off Boone, Willy might be worth something after all.
Boone: looks that way.
{{All the men sit back down at the table and begin playing their games again. Fade to Black}}
Boone: Colonel Mustard with the lead pipe in the kitchen…..
{{Adam extends his palm face up to Willy, who reaches and pulls out a things of baby powder which he powders Adam’s hand with. Adam calmly pulls his hand back and then swipes Boone across the face knocking him out of his chair!}}
Knite: You’re in the conservatory you white nigger!
Carter: hey…
Knite: shaddup Willy.
Boone: Jeez….
{{Boone gets up and sits back down in his chair, wipes some of the powder off his check and then looks at his cards.}}
Boone: Oh wait, I have all three of those……..
{{Adam extends his hand towards Carter again and history repeats itself. Boone picks himself up again and sits back down.}}
Willy: You dumb white boy, now we all know that!
Boone: Man I suck at this game, lets whip out the Monopoly set!
“Logan”: …
Willy: I agree with “Logan” Monopoly blows……
{{Adam and Boone look at Logan and Willy in shock….}}
Davey Boone: You smug son of a b*tch…
Adam Knite: Willy, sometimes I wish you would die…..
Logan: …
Boone: Yeah dude… that was a little harsh….
Willy: **a few tears start rolling down his face**
Boone: look man, you made him cry! God lord Adam, you should be more sensitive to people’s feelings.
Adam: **Rolls his eyes** I’m sorry Willy…
{{Adam stands up and begins walking over to and puts a hand on his shoulder. Willy takes his left arm and shoves his elbow into Adam’s groan, Adam slumps over and then gets DDTed into the floor!}}
Logan: …
Boone: YES!!! That’s awesome!
{{Willy is excited and so is Boone who is screaming like an excited little girl, Logan is as stoic as normal. Adam gets back up to his feet rubbing the top of his head…..}}
Adam: Willy….
Willy: Yeah?
Adam: That was freaking awesome! You’re going to rape that SOB’s face at the pay per view, looks like our training is paying off Boone, Willy might be worth something after all.
Boone: looks that way.
{{All the men sit back down at the table and begin playing their games again. Fade to Black}}
