Post by lost on Dec 6, 2015 17:33:01 GMT -5
(ooc: Sorry rushed this, was outta town. good luck everyone)
Looking Through the Glass pt. 2
The Lincoln town car lay stopped in the road with its front end mangled in to the guard rail that it struck. The steam spraying out from under the hood filled the still night with the sound of white noise as it collided with the cool night air. Patrilli fought th is way through the air bag as he falls out of the driver side door and in to a puddle of blue and clear fluid that leaked out of the bottom of the car. As Patrilli lays on the cold wet payment he looks up to the sky as he gathers his thoughts.
Son of a Bitch! What the hell just happened,. Am I going crazy? Why the hell was there I a little girl talking to me? There was a little girl.
…
Patrilli rolls over and crawls his way to the back door as he uses the handle to pull himself to his feet. He opens the door and sees nothing in the back. In disbelief he leans further in to car, looks under the driver seat and finds a child’s shoe under there. Patrilli pulls the shoe out and looks around the for answers. A dark color blanket is crumpled up on the floor filling the void between the back of passenger seat and the back seat of the car. Patrilli grabs the blanet and throughs is out the open door behind him in one motion. A little brown hair brown eyed girl is revealed.
Girl: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The petrified child has a shocked look on her face as Patrilli’s hand quickly covers her mouth muffling her screams. Both parties stare at each other confused as they process the situation they are in. The confusion is briefly broken by the speaker on the ceiling of the car.
Voice: Hello I am Sandra It appears you were in an accident?
Patrilli looks up at the speaker then back at the girl. He motioned to his lips putting his fore finger over them indicating for her to keep quite, the look in his eyes was enough communication needed to convince her not to cross him.
Voice: Hello are you there? Are you hurt? Please make some sort of noise. ….. OKAY I am going to dispatch emergency services to your location. I will stay on the line with you until they arrive. Please hold while I call them, I will be right back.
Patrilli takes the break to take control of the situation and grabs the girl by the arm and pulls her out of the car. He stands the girl on the pavement next to the car and tosses her shoe to her.
Patrilli: Put your shoe on we gotta go.
Girl: well why don’t we just wait….
Patrilli: Hey shhh…. Put on the shoe we are going.
Patrilli goes to the back of the car and pops the trunk. He looks inside finds a purple book bag that is stuffed to near breaking point. He also grabs a small red canvas bag, slams the trunk shut and brings the purple bag to the girl.
Patrilli: I assume this is yours, put it on and let go.
Before the girl could respond Patrilli grabs her by her arm and drags her in to woods that lay on the other side of the guard rail.
Fade to Black
Deeper in The Woods
We find Patrilli and the young girl sitting on a log with a low burning fire. The yellow and orange glow send shadows flickering into depths of the woods.
Girl(in a whiney voice): I am hungry
Patrilli sits there with a stick in his hand poking the fire doing his best to ignore the child.
Girl: (still whining but louder) I Am Hungryyyyy!
Patrilli looks off in to the woods acting as if he was alone in the woods.
Girl: I SAID I AM HUNGRY!!!!
Patrilli (looks back at her) FINE, JESUS WHAT ARE YOU A BROKEN RECORD! ILL GO FUND US SOME FUCKING FOOD.
Patrilli throws the stick in to the flames as he gets up and starts away from the fire. As he walks deeper and deeper in to the woods he is starts to release he has no clue what he is even going to kill and animal with seeing how he is only equipped with his bare hands.
What te fuck was I thinking? What am I, Surviorman?
He keeps walking taking a more frantic pace as he scans in all directions looking for any sign of food. He misses a hole in the ground as his foot sinks in to it and he falls face first on to the semi frozen ground. As the stars in his eyes start to dissipate he sees a patch of Mushrooms sitting right in front of him.
Man I am starving, who does this little girl think she is? Bossing me around get me food I am hungry. What does she think, she is the only one who needs to eat?
Patrilli reaches out and grabs a handful of the mushrooms and pops them in his mouth. He is so hungry that he hardly notices their putrid taste, after all they do say hunger is the best seasoning. Patrilli starts to push himself back to his feet but notices that his one foot is not moving. He looks down and realizes that his foot is stuck. The downed man becomes frustrated as he starts to thrash in an attempt to free his trapped limb, to no avail. He collapses as almost gives in to his fate as he rests his head on the ground.
CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH.
Patrilli is woken by the crunching of the semi frozen foliage on the ground. He sees two figures approaching him through the woods. As the men get closer he sees one man with a long scraggly beard and a confederate flag wrapped around his head. The other man is a big burley man wearing men’s bikini briefs.
Redneck man: Gawt Damn look what we got here!
Briefs guy: Ah yeah looks like we caught ourselves a little rabbit.
Redneck: naw that ain’t no rabbit, that’s a gawt damn bitch.
Briefs guy: well I guess it might be.
Patrilli: What the fuck are you two?
Redneck: I am youre gawdt damn worse nightmare
Briefs guy: No I am.
The two men look at each other
Both: What do you mean you are!?
The two men begin to push each other. Patrilli sits there and starts laughing uncontrollably. The he notices the two men are starting to fight each other. Then animals from the woods begins to walk up and watch the two men fight. To his left A bear and a deer sit next to each other in amusement. To his right there is a skunk and a hawk gather to look on. Both men are on the ground in a 69 position kicking and screaming at each other.
Patrilli: Look here you two stupid fucks. This gives a new meaning to WORLD TOUR 69 huh? You both come here to fight me and you cant even beat each other. God damn, I know I am a little lost and out of my element right now but for fuck sake. This is the best I can manage two a half wit cunts. I hope Seth Lerch doesn’t get any ideas and start booking me against this shit stains. I mean I am not sure we even have anyone on the roster like this. Well that hair fuck does kinda look like Adam Young and that other bikini wearing shit stain is a lot like Mr. Bad News himself. Well I guess this is what happens when you LOSE your way in the wood. You two are luck I cant get up right now and give you both an Eraser. Once I get my foot free though I am gonna kick your bottom feeding asses once and for all.
Patrilli’s head starts to nod as he fights off slipping in to unconsciousness again.
Shit these two are so boring they are putting me to sleep. Lets just hope I wake up and Adam Young chokes on Benson’s underwear and then Bad News trips on this woodchucks beard and the both die. Although that would probably make me the most loved man in the WCF for actually being able to rid the roster of these two fucktards.
Another sound of crunching is heard in the distance. It grows closer and patrilli’s eyes grow heavier. A pair of feet start to approach as everything fades to black.
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