Post by Jack of Blades on Mar 18, 2007 8:38:37 GMT -5
"As I was in a deep, culturally astute interlocution with certain creative luminaries that came from my WCF roster, last night, something of note happened. The highly intense, rigorous and occasional forthright discussion relaxed both my way of thought and perception of normalcy. To deeply pick-apart the inseperable borders between thought and existence with such reverred company and with such unparralled drive was a moment in which, in perfect clarity, I discovered a thousand theories and dispatched a hundred laws. And, as the conversation reached its apex, mimicing Socrates' partisan campaign as written by his student, I came to a conclusion: I don't have enough money. Upon getting my boobie fix from what I was porno but later turned out to be some haphazard movie about a chick that gets boned by John Belushi's ghost, I thought that film would be an interesting medium in which to intrusively enter. We did so. However, all of our ideas can't be winner. Thus, below, my faithful fans, are the ideas that didn't make the cut." - Seth Lerch.
'Miami Vice' - Danny Vice in Miami. That's it.
'The Forty Year Old Virgin' - Seth Lerch's biopic.
'Anyway Way But Up The Ass' - Shannan Lerch's biopic.
'The Night of The Creeping Dead' - A bunch of zombies (the MCE division) go around decaying and rotting. However, because of the already morose psychology of modern society, no-one really notices.
'Dysphoria's Toy Story'- Basically, Dysphoria showing us, with the aid of some inanimate friends, what she learnt on her days as a courtesan.
'Rebel Without A Cause, A Clue Or Anything Resembling A Logical Thought' - Kencedro leads a half-baked rebellion against the tyrant that is Creeping Death.
'Thunder In Paradise' - Thunder looking at himself in a mirror for two hours.
'Citizen Carr' - A tale about alcoholism and the vomiting/melancholy that proceeds it.
'Biohazard as The Alien' - So, Biohazard has acid blood, despite his rather normal physiology, so acts as a good stand-in for the Xenomorph. Featuring Barbedwirefreak as Sigourney Weaver's ass and Lonnie as the 'Power Loader.'
'Biggs' - A young child resents his age and prays to grow up before his time. He wakes in the morning to find out he's seven-foot and resembles Colin Farrell. Hilarity ensues.
'Superman Returns' - Superman returns to expectiate on his amazing and yet strangely unbelievable successes before leaving to a more worthy place.
'The Treasure of the Sanchez Miguel' - He can't find it in the big leagues so he finds gold at some lower federation.
'Miami Vice' - Danny Vice in Miami. That's it.
'The Forty Year Old Virgin' - Seth Lerch's biopic.
'Anyway Way But Up The Ass' - Shannan Lerch's biopic.
'The Night of The Creeping Dead' - A bunch of zombies (the MCE division) go around decaying and rotting. However, because of the already morose psychology of modern society, no-one really notices.
'Dysphoria's Toy Story'- Basically, Dysphoria showing us, with the aid of some inanimate friends, what she learnt on her days as a courtesan.
'Rebel Without A Cause, A Clue Or Anything Resembling A Logical Thought' - Kencedro leads a half-baked rebellion against the tyrant that is Creeping Death.
'Thunder In Paradise' - Thunder looking at himself in a mirror for two hours.
'Citizen Carr' - A tale about alcoholism and the vomiting/melancholy that proceeds it.
'Biohazard as The Alien' - So, Biohazard has acid blood, despite his rather normal physiology, so acts as a good stand-in for the Xenomorph. Featuring Barbedwirefreak as Sigourney Weaver's ass and Lonnie as the 'Power Loader.'
'Biggs' - A young child resents his age and prays to grow up before his time. He wakes in the morning to find out he's seven-foot and resembles Colin Farrell. Hilarity ensues.
'Superman Returns' - Superman returns to expectiate on his amazing and yet strangely unbelievable successes before leaving to a more worthy place.
'The Treasure of the Sanchez Miguel' - He can't find it in the big leagues so he finds gold at some lower federation.
