Post by Lawnmower Jones on Mar 12, 2007 23:58:59 GMT -5
The WCF Wrestlers: Volume 2 is an in-depth, fact-based, encyclopedia-type resource guide to all of the wrestlers in the WCF that qualify as Has-Beens.
What are the qualifications for this species?
A WCF Wrestler who qualifies as a "Has-Been" is a washed up wrestler who replays selected clips from the "glory days" and compares them to today's style of wrestling. Thriving off of their old accomplishments, these so called superstars feel the need to remind you of what they were way back when. You are a nobody in their eyes. These wrestlers still refer to themselves as defunct federation icons, (blank) time world champions, and the innovators of (blank). These wrestlers provide no major threat except bore, which can very well cause you to think of your grandpa rehashing old stories about walking 18 miles in snow with no shoes to the old mill for ten pennies a day. No that's just sad.
Davey Boone: Former wrestler in the nCw, a Boone is the prototype has-been. A Boone can not compete with the competitive youth of today, thus a Boone teams with another has-been to take control of the depleted tag team division, and uses this as an example of his former dominance. Do not worry too much about a Boone, for his old age and bad ticker will take care of itself.
Adam Knite: A Knite is an even cheaper Davey Boone.
Davey Ortega: An Ortega is a former WCF GM, and still clings on to this title as if it was some sort of war medal. An Ortega is not to be taken seriously, for he possesses no real in ring ability.
Outcast: An Outcast is a former NCW Icon who is trying to bring down the WCF and show it is inferior to NCW. Unfortunately, this plan is going awry. Outcast may have been a gold at some point, but is currently a glorified mid-card wrestler.
Creeping Death: A Creeping Death has ahd previous success in the WCF, but has rode his reputation to the top of this version. Although recently, a new venture involving emo kids has sidetracked the Creeping Death, causing him to go unnoticed on WCF television. Negativity is always there, and nothing is as good as it should be. There should be no worries, seeing as Creeping Death is not a legitimate threat.
Logan: A Logan is as has-been as you can get. Always referencing the past and claiming to be one of the greatest, the so called "face of treachery" can be trusted to be unarmed in a battle of wits. A Logan can be identified for his ridiculous catch phrase "Shut up!" "Mr. WCF" is now "FRMR. MR. WCF" as the Jack of Blades has handed him his own ass on a platter. A Logan was a one time star, but has since lost his flavor, making him futile in action and defunct in talent.
What are the qualifications for this species?
A WCF Wrestler who qualifies as a "Has-Been" is a washed up wrestler who replays selected clips from the "glory days" and compares them to today's style of wrestling. Thriving off of their old accomplishments, these so called superstars feel the need to remind you of what they were way back when. You are a nobody in their eyes. These wrestlers still refer to themselves as defunct federation icons, (blank) time world champions, and the innovators of (blank). These wrestlers provide no major threat except bore, which can very well cause you to think of your grandpa rehashing old stories about walking 18 miles in snow with no shoes to the old mill for ten pennies a day. No that's just sad.
Davey Boone: Former wrestler in the nCw, a Boone is the prototype has-been. A Boone can not compete with the competitive youth of today, thus a Boone teams with another has-been to take control of the depleted tag team division, and uses this as an example of his former dominance. Do not worry too much about a Boone, for his old age and bad ticker will take care of itself.
Adam Knite: A Knite is an even cheaper Davey Boone.
Davey Ortega: An Ortega is a former WCF GM, and still clings on to this title as if it was some sort of war medal. An Ortega is not to be taken seriously, for he possesses no real in ring ability.
Outcast: An Outcast is a former NCW Icon who is trying to bring down the WCF and show it is inferior to NCW. Unfortunately, this plan is going awry. Outcast may have been a gold at some point, but is currently a glorified mid-card wrestler.
Creeping Death: A Creeping Death has ahd previous success in the WCF, but has rode his reputation to the top of this version. Although recently, a new venture involving emo kids has sidetracked the Creeping Death, causing him to go unnoticed on WCF television. Negativity is always there, and nothing is as good as it should be. There should be no worries, seeing as Creeping Death is not a legitimate threat.
Logan: A Logan is as has-been as you can get. Always referencing the past and claiming to be one of the greatest, the so called "face of treachery" can be trusted to be unarmed in a battle of wits. A Logan can be identified for his ridiculous catch phrase "Shut up!" "Mr. WCF" is now "FRMR. MR. WCF" as the Jack of Blades has handed him his own ass on a platter. A Logan was a one time star, but has since lost his flavor, making him futile in action and defunct in talent.
