Post by Adam Knite on Feb 18, 2007 9:51:26 GMT -5
{{Our scene opens up as we are taken to a crowded room where there are several reporters and people with cameras. There is a stage, podium, a tables, and three chairs set up at the front of the room. The door to the side opens as the AoV with Willy Carter leading walks onto stage and all set in their chairs. Boone, Knite, and Willy are all wearing suits and ties, with Boone and Knite carrying the tag titles on their shoulders before they place the titles in front of them on the table. Adam's rarely seen fiancee Kelly Fox is with the team wearing a woman's skirt suit and the mood of the AoV tonight can be seen as very serious. Willy stands up before the podium and welcomes the crowd.}}
Willy Carter: First I'd like to thank everybody for being here today for the weekly AoV press conference. Before we begin with the questions Adam and Davey want me to make it clear that they are overjoyed at being undefeated and being crowned champions in such a short amount of time, and that they are ready to step up and defend their titles with the same passion and dedication it took for them to get this far. Now lets begin with the questions.
{{Several members of the audience raise their hands, Carter points at a bald man in the third row.}}
Bald Guy: Yes I was wondering, now that the AoV have won the tag team titles what are their plans as far as defending them go.
Adam Knite: I’ll take this one…. Guys. **pause** Well seeing has how you must not have just heard Willy’s opening comments I’ll tell you again, wanker. We’re undefeated here in WCF, and we have no intentions of ending that streak anytime soon, we plan on defending these titles every week. That’s right every freaking week until we can find some suitable competition. Every week we plan on training and preparing just as heard as we did when we were climbing the ladder, we have no intentions of rolling over. I mean hell look at what Mr. Lerch and the WCF have thrown at us already. They “feed” us to their Golden Boy Creeping Death and what did we do? We knocked him down! They throw us at some Aussie douchebags who were here before us, who may have already paid their dues but what happens again? We knocked them down! After seeing us destroy some of their best competition the WCF decided it was teams to give us to their big boys, the tag team champions, a team comprised of the World Champion and a former World Champion and one of the faces of this company…. What happens? You guessed it, WE KNOCKED THEM DOWN! WCF has thrown everything at us, everything they’ve tried to contain and nothing has worked their “superstars” look at our antics and think we’re some kinda of clown sent here for their entertainment. I’ll tell you now, I don’t juggle and I sure as hell don’t play games, these tag team titles belong to the AoV and the WCF not matter how hard they may try can’t take them away from us.
Willy Carter: Alright, next question?
{{Willy points at an older man with grey hair who is slightly overweight and has a mole on his chin.}}
Mole Man: Yes, I wanted to know your feelings on having to face a team comprised of two men who are going to be opponents at the PPV? Do you see this as an insult considering you two have spent so much time training and toning your skills as a tag team?
Davey Boone: Well since you had the last one Knite I guess I’ll take it. Do we see it as an insult? Not really, like Adam said the WCF has thrown everything at us and we see this as just another publicity stunt by WCF to try and stop our groove. We don’t care though, they can throw two guys who hate each other in the ring with us that’s fine as long as they aren’t too busy fighting each other to pay attention to us. Me and Knite have wrestled all over the world and in several promotions and we’ve destroyed the careers of teams that have been tagging for years with little effort. What makes anybody think that this rent-a-team will some how manage up to find the ability to be cohesive team is beyond me. Trust me, if they have any chance to beat us they’ll have to be on top of their game and be on the same page, but they’d rather slit the others throat then say “Hi” in the hallway when passing. So should we be worried? No! Are we gonna train as if they’re actual opponants? Hell Yes! We don’t slack off my friend you can believe that, but are we worried about the possibility of losing our titles? Not likely, not bloody likely.
{{Sweet Willy Carter gets back to the podium}}
Willy Carter: Ok, that’s enough, 2 questions is all you get? Yeap, the AoV doesn’t feel like answering your questions as we have an important announcement. Adam….
{{Adam stands up}}
Adam Knite: Yes see, after we destroyed Logan last week me and Boone both noticed how sad that made him and being the good honest souls that we are we felt bad for him. Gee wiz, We didn’t mean to make him cry, honest.
Davey Boone: That’s right, we didn’t take into account that Logan had such a fragile psyche and we should have been more aware of his feelings, and we apologize.
Adam Knite: The fact is that we didn’t realize Logan was a prepubescent girl and we feel really bad about so we’ve extended the olive branch and have offered him a position in the AoV!
{{The crowd gasps in surprise at the news.}}
Davey Boone: Now now, that’s not the big the news, the big news is that he accepted!
Adam Knite: That’s right! Logan is now a member of the Alliance of Violence, Carter!
{{Carter walks out the door as the crowd is restless and talking amongst themselves about the huge news. Just then Carter comes back out the door with a mannequin of a little girl wearing a toto and has a picture of Logan’s face duct taped to it’s head. The crowd gasps in surprise as they can’t believe what they’re seeing!}}
Adam Knite: Lets give the trooper a huge round of applause!
Davey Boone: Come on guys lets hear it, this is a proud day in the history of the Alliance, the 4 time WCF champion Logan!
Willy Carter: Lets here a speech!
Knite and Boone: **chanting** Speech! Speech! Speech!
{{Willy moves “Logan” to the pedestal and signals for everybody to be quite.}}
“Logan”: ……………
Sweet Willy Carter: Well you heard him folks, the AoV is going to destroy the competition here in WCF, especially so now that we have Logan on our side!
Adam Knite: Hell yeah, and now all of you can get the f*ck out of here because this press conference is over! scram!
{{The scene fades to black}}
Willy Carter: First I'd like to thank everybody for being here today for the weekly AoV press conference. Before we begin with the questions Adam and Davey want me to make it clear that they are overjoyed at being undefeated and being crowned champions in such a short amount of time, and that they are ready to step up and defend their titles with the same passion and dedication it took for them to get this far. Now lets begin with the questions.
{{Several members of the audience raise their hands, Carter points at a bald man in the third row.}}
Bald Guy: Yes I was wondering, now that the AoV have won the tag team titles what are their plans as far as defending them go.
Adam Knite: I’ll take this one…. Guys. **pause** Well seeing has how you must not have just heard Willy’s opening comments I’ll tell you again, wanker. We’re undefeated here in WCF, and we have no intentions of ending that streak anytime soon, we plan on defending these titles every week. That’s right every freaking week until we can find some suitable competition. Every week we plan on training and preparing just as heard as we did when we were climbing the ladder, we have no intentions of rolling over. I mean hell look at what Mr. Lerch and the WCF have thrown at us already. They “feed” us to their Golden Boy Creeping Death and what did we do? We knocked him down! They throw us at some Aussie douchebags who were here before us, who may have already paid their dues but what happens again? We knocked them down! After seeing us destroy some of their best competition the WCF decided it was teams to give us to their big boys, the tag team champions, a team comprised of the World Champion and a former World Champion and one of the faces of this company…. What happens? You guessed it, WE KNOCKED THEM DOWN! WCF has thrown everything at us, everything they’ve tried to contain and nothing has worked their “superstars” look at our antics and think we’re some kinda of clown sent here for their entertainment. I’ll tell you now, I don’t juggle and I sure as hell don’t play games, these tag team titles belong to the AoV and the WCF not matter how hard they may try can’t take them away from us.
Willy Carter: Alright, next question?
{{Willy points at an older man with grey hair who is slightly overweight and has a mole on his chin.}}
Mole Man: Yes, I wanted to know your feelings on having to face a team comprised of two men who are going to be opponents at the PPV? Do you see this as an insult considering you two have spent so much time training and toning your skills as a tag team?
Davey Boone: Well since you had the last one Knite I guess I’ll take it. Do we see it as an insult? Not really, like Adam said the WCF has thrown everything at us and we see this as just another publicity stunt by WCF to try and stop our groove. We don’t care though, they can throw two guys who hate each other in the ring with us that’s fine as long as they aren’t too busy fighting each other to pay attention to us. Me and Knite have wrestled all over the world and in several promotions and we’ve destroyed the careers of teams that have been tagging for years with little effort. What makes anybody think that this rent-a-team will some how manage up to find the ability to be cohesive team is beyond me. Trust me, if they have any chance to beat us they’ll have to be on top of their game and be on the same page, but they’d rather slit the others throat then say “Hi” in the hallway when passing. So should we be worried? No! Are we gonna train as if they’re actual opponants? Hell Yes! We don’t slack off my friend you can believe that, but are we worried about the possibility of losing our titles? Not likely, not bloody likely.
{{Sweet Willy Carter gets back to the podium}}
Willy Carter: Ok, that’s enough, 2 questions is all you get? Yeap, the AoV doesn’t feel like answering your questions as we have an important announcement. Adam….
{{Adam stands up}}
Adam Knite: Yes see, after we destroyed Logan last week me and Boone both noticed how sad that made him and being the good honest souls that we are we felt bad for him. Gee wiz, We didn’t mean to make him cry, honest.
Davey Boone: That’s right, we didn’t take into account that Logan had such a fragile psyche and we should have been more aware of his feelings, and we apologize.
Adam Knite: The fact is that we didn’t realize Logan was a prepubescent girl and we feel really bad about so we’ve extended the olive branch and have offered him a position in the AoV!
{{The crowd gasps in surprise at the news.}}
Davey Boone: Now now, that’s not the big the news, the big news is that he accepted!
Adam Knite: That’s right! Logan is now a member of the Alliance of Violence, Carter!
{{Carter walks out the door as the crowd is restless and talking amongst themselves about the huge news. Just then Carter comes back out the door with a mannequin of a little girl wearing a toto and has a picture of Logan’s face duct taped to it’s head. The crowd gasps in surprise as they can’t believe what they’re seeing!}}
Adam Knite: Lets give the trooper a huge round of applause!
Davey Boone: Come on guys lets hear it, this is a proud day in the history of the Alliance, the 4 time WCF champion Logan!
Willy Carter: Lets here a speech!
Knite and Boone: **chanting** Speech! Speech! Speech!
{{Willy moves “Logan” to the pedestal and signals for everybody to be quite.}}
“Logan”: ……………
Sweet Willy Carter: Well you heard him folks, the AoV is going to destroy the competition here in WCF, especially so now that we have Logan on our side!
Adam Knite: Hell yeah, and now all of you can get the f*ck out of here because this press conference is over! scram!
{{The scene fades to black}}
